27 NOVEMBER 1993

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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L ord Tebbit suggested that the hopes of Mr John Major, the Prime Minister, for peace in Northern Ireland depended upon destruction of its union with Britain. The Prince of...

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SPECT ral AT OR

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The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 071-405 1706; Telex 27124; Fax 071-242 0603 A VALUABLE SERVICE B ureaucratic' is a term of abuse, and the Civil...

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DIARY

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ALAN RUSBRIDGER A ny journalist who sets himself up as a moral arbiter of his colleagues invites scrutiny of his own professional perfor- mance. Take Martyn Lewis. Every time I...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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Why does everyone hate the Unionists so? CHARLES MOORE Y ou have read plenty, and perhaps skipped more, about how to bring 'peace' to Northern Ireland, so I shall not add to...

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FOG IN THE CHANNEL, CONTINENT CUT OFF

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Anne Applebaum discovers that, despite the Conservative Party's protestations, Britain is still out of step with Europe, and will go on being so Brussels FOR ANYONE accustomed...

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Mind your language

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WAS MRS THATCHER to blame? I think she had a part in it. The rot started when she (via the Queen) made her husband a baronet, and so her son a presumptive baronet. Yet she made...

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WHERE LOT LIFTED UP HIS EYES

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Tim Llewellyn meets Yasser Arafat's landlord, a man with a big investment in the Palestinian settlement Jericho THE Hisham Palace Hotel, advertised by a rusting plaque nailed...

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THE SICILIAN HEALTH SERVICE

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Matt Frei sees the state of modern Italy exemplified by a hospital in the heart of Mafia territory Palermo PALERMO'S SPRAWLING Ospedale Civico is a surrealist's dream. Enter...

One hundred years ago

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A TERRIBLE gale broke over the United Kingdom on Saturday, and last- ed till Tuesday, with scarcely diminished violence. From the Orkneys to the Isle of Wight, the wind blew...

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IN FROM THE COLD

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John Simpson meets some men from an organisation whose official existence is about to be acknowledged, after 80 years BUNDLED UP AGAINST the freezing rain in the Strand, I...

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JUST COUNT THE SUITS

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Theodore Dalrymple gives a doctor's jaundiced view of the exponential growth in health service bureaucracy THERE IS nothing people in positions of Power (except for us...

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A GIGANTIC RED HERRING

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billion public borrowing requirement is not such a terrible thing THE FINANCIAL markets will judge Kenneth Clarke's Budget next Thursday by what it does to something called the...

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MY PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED

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Frances Neill returns to her native Ulster after an absence of 75 years I LEFT Co. Down in 1918. I am now 82. Since the Troubles which drove my father to take his young family...

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SPECTATOR/HIGHLAND PARK AWARDS

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Parliamentarian of the Year — the winners T he tenth annual Highland Park/Spec- tator Parliamentarian of the Year awards took place on Wednesday. The awards were presented by...

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AND ANOTHER THING

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Whales waiting for feeding time in the Independent's sea of troubles PAUL JOHNSON T he future of the Independent, not indeed as a newspaper — that is assured but as a...

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Knowledge plus VAT

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AS FOR the taxes on knowledge, I can do no better that to cite a classic judgment: `Taxes on the communications of minds, taxes on the distribution of information and ideas,...

Get out and push

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I HAVE spent much of the last two week- ends on the West Coast main line, where trains were halted for hours because the electricity had been cut off. I found that worrying. In...

Clarke's single malts

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THIS WILL be his cue for the single malts. Every interest in the land has been pressing its pet tax reform on him, but none of them, I dare say, so comprehensive as this. At...

Walking on

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THE CHANCELLOR has graciously allowed the Bank of England a walk-on part in the Changing of the Interest Rate. To think that, not so long ago, the Radcliffe Committee advised...

CITY AND SUBURBAN

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The Gladstone test making wealth fructify in the pockets of the people CHRISTOPHER FILDES C hancellors measure themselves against William Ewart Gladstone. He sought to let...

Nap selection

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TIP FOR Budget day from Huntingdon, where Captain Threadneedle's race was won in style by Tax The Devil. The Chan- cellor may be relieved to hear that Chiltern Hundreds finished...

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LETTERS Shorter the better

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Sir: I was 20 years at the Criminal Bar and then a criminologist. I refer to Paul John- son's disparagement (And another thing, 23 October) of British judges. He is right that...

Brighter than pheasants

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Sir: How stunningly arrogant of Clifford Hughes to remark (Letters, 13 November), `After all, we Spectator readers are surely mainly male.' That's the sort of thing that makes...

Trouble with numbers

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Sir: My erstwhile partner in publishing, Anthony Blond, always was a bit shaky with his arithmetic — and not too hot on facts either (Books, 16 October). They Made Their Name...

Not very helpful

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Sir: As a lawyer and former regular soldier, I found Max Hastings' reply (Letters, 20 November) to Mark Urban's intelligent piece (No room for the mad squads', 12 November) not...

Thirty-year giant

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Sir: I have two small children, and whole- heartedly endorse Emily Smith's sentiments regarding children's radio (Letters, 13 November). Thirty years ago the last ever...

Lost in Hampshire

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Sir: Mr Julian Critchley is proud of his cam- paign to prevent Aldershot and its environs being reassigned to Surrey, but after read- ing his eulogy of the county of Hampshire...

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Gracious lady

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Sir: Thank you for the mention in the arti- cle 'Still fading away' (6 November), via the medium of Tabby Troughton, to whom I award 5 out of 10. She has quoted me as saying...

LETTERS

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Curtain call Sir: James Buchan reviewing Rolf Georg Keith's book Goebbels (Books, 13 Novem- ber) mentioned an article on 25 February 1945 in Das Reich by Hitler's propaganda...

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Fundamentally speaking

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Sir: I wish to register my shock, horror and disgust at the appearance in your columns of the word 'asshole' in James Simmons' review of Paddy and Mr Punch by R.F. Fos- ter...

Proof needed

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Sir: One must surely sympathise with Baron von Franckenstein, who feels rightly incensed if William Cash has demeaned a `very ancient European title' with a pair of quotation...

LETTERS Mostly French spoken

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Sir: I was saddened that Mr lain Burgess did not address the content of my letter about the late King of the Belgians (Let- ters, 11 September), but instead saw fit to indulge...

Encouragement needed

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Sir: What a shame that Damian Thompson should so misrepresent the issue of sus- pending presentation to benefices in the Church of England (`I\lot so divine inter- vention', 23...

Nasty but nice

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Sir: I have just read Adam Nicolson's arti- cle on Greece CA fall from cultural grace', 13 November) with much interest. Whilst I agree that press criticism of Greece has often...

Building blocks

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Sir: Having recently discussed the place of architecture in general education, I found your review of the Architecture and Child- hood exhibition interesting (Arts, 13...

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CHRISTMAS BOOKS II

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A further selection of the best and most overrated books of the year, chosen by some of The Spectator's regular contributors P. J. Kavanagh Youn g Jason Goodwin, fascinated by...

Nigel Spivey

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The lists from Yale University Press are Consistently interestin g . I do not know the chief commissionin g editor at Yale, but he or she would be a soul mate if I did. Two Yale...

Theodore Dalrymple

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So much has been written about Dr John- son that one mi g ht have supposed there was little useful left to write, but Richard Holmes' Dr Johnson & Mr Savage (Hodder, £19.99) is...

John Osborne

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Having cast it aside myself, I seem to have spent most of the year readin g autobiography. Streets ahead of the pack is Dirk Bogarde's A Short Walk from Harrods (Vikin g ,...

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Margaret Forster

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I hardly ever read autobiographies — well, usually a load of cunningly crafted lies, don't you think? — but Jill Tweedie's Eating Children (Viking, £15.99) attracted me and...

Anthony Blond

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Sarah Toynbee, one of six sisters of that intelligent ilk, has compiled The Penguin Book of Games (£4.50), mainly for grown- ups, which are variously cruel, sexy, boister- ous...

Frederic Raphael

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Two books, each horrifying in its own way, rest in my memory, Ordinary Men by Christopher Browning (HarperCollins, £7.99) recounts in laconic detail the activi- ties of Reserve...

Paul Johnson

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John Davies' A History of Wales (Allen Lane/Penguin £30) is a learned, thorough, unvainglorious, sensitive and subtle book, originally written in Welsh. It contains everything...

G. Cabrera Infante

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Fidel Castro by Robert E. Quirk (W. W. Norton, $35). The definitive biography of Castro and his regime. Or all you wanted to know about the Maximum Leader and were afraid of...

Cressida Connolly

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Blake Morrison's And When Did You Last See Your Father? (Granta, £1499) is partly a record of his own childhood and youth, partly an agonisingly unsparing account of his...

John McEwen

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The Great Age of Watercolour by Andrew Wilton and Anne Lyles (Prestel, £48). Superb memento of a wonderful exhibition which should be produced every time someone says the...

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Peter Levi

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Richard Mabey's nightingale book (Whistling in the Dark, Sinclair-Stevenson, £9.99) is enchantingly fresh and strange; it is a triumph of curious information and of...

M.R.D. Foot

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The first volume of Martin Gilbert's The Churchill War Papers (Heinemann), covering his spell at the Admiralty from September 1939 to May 1940, is a tremen- dous mine of...

Anne Chisholm

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Reading, as a Booker judge, 115 novels this year has not in the least spoiled my appetite for fiction, but I will discreetly confine my comments here to non-fiction books. Three...

John Grigg

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Two excellent memoirs: John Rae's Delusions of Grandeur (HarperCollins, £16.99) and Alistair Horne's A Bundle from Britain (Macmillan, £17.99). Rae, who was headmaster of...

Andro Linklater

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The most enchanting book I read this year was the re-issue of Cecil Lewis's Sagittarius Rising (Greenhill Books, £15.95), a poetic memoir of his first world war experiences...

Raymond Carr

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I much enjoyed and admired No Mosley's The Green Book of Poetry (Frontier Publishing, £14.95), not so much for its message as for its remarkable selection of poetry from a wide...

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Eric Christiansen

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Of the many interesting books that were published this year, the one I would most like to have read is Sir Isaiah Berlin's The Magus of the North: T. G. Hamann and the Origins...

D.J. Taylor

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I enjoyed Joan Brady's Theory of War (Deutsch, £14.99), a first novel drawing on the author's own family history. Brady's hero is her grandfather, sold into slavery as a...

John Whitworth

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The most interesting book I have read this year is Philip Larkin: A Writer's Life by An drew Motion (Faber, £20). How surpris- ing Larkin's life turned out to be. Some- times I...

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Jennifer Paterson

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My great favourite this year is unquestion- ably Like Water for Chocolate by Laura Esquivel, her first novel (Black Swan, £5.99). It is a wonderful story, part magic, part...

Jane Gardam

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The book I have most enjoyed this year (I have to say that I haven't read A Suitable Boy yet. It is so heavy to lift off the table) is In the Place of Fallen Leaves by Tim...

Caroline Moore

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Two outstanding biographies: one fatly complete, stuffed with irresistible gossipy detail; the other elegantly concentrated on a single relationship; both superbly read- able....

Alastair Forbes

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The longest — and best value between hard covers — book that came my way in 1993 was without doubt Gore Vidal's collected book reviews (United States: Essays 1951-1992,...

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Janice

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My love, my softy, my brown swan, swimming now in the brimming river of my affections . . . Will you swim on forever and forever? My love, my freckled gardener busy with balm...

Cash was king

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Robert Oakeshott BRITISH IMPERIALISM: VOLUME I: INNOVATION AND EXPANSION 1688-1914, VOLUME II: CRISIS AND DECONSTRUCTION 1914-1990 by P. J. Cain and A. G. Hopkins Longman,...

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Laughing all the way to the bank

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Anne Applebaum FIRE WITH FIRE by Naomi Wolf Chatto, L. 11.99, pp. 378 F ire With Fire is an odd work. Neither fiction, nor journalism, nor criticism, nor autobiography, it...

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Sex is about disease

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Edward Chancellor THE RED QUEEN: SEX AND THE EVOLUTION OF HUMAN NATURE by Matt Ridley Viking, L17.99, pp. 405 Mankind is a self-domesticated animal; a mammal; an ape; a social...

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Dopplegfinger

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Next door to me lives Don Henriquez, Dubbed 'The Blade' by one and all; In fact between my room and his There's just one thin dividing wall. The Salamancan ladies swoon To see...

Great expectations unfulfilled

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David Montrose PRONTO P ennies only started dropping re Elmore Leonard when he struck paydirt, with Glitz, in 1985. His 14 previous crime novels, mostly excellent, had earned...

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The legend and the truth

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Karan Thapar ZULFI BHUTTO OF PAKISTAN: HIS LIFE AND TIMES by Stanley Wolpert OUP, £25, pp.448 A good biography is one that reveals its subject in a new light This certainly...

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Pursued by hounds of heaven

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Andrew Barrow FOXHUNTING IN PARADISE by Michael Clayton John Murray, £19.99, pp. 276 I have always been fascinated by hunting folk. As a child I was taken to various meets of...

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Al excellent raid

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Felix Pryor THE CANDLEMASS ROAD by George MacDonald Fraser Harvill, £12.99, pp, 156 I must confess to having something of a problem with the Flashman books for which George...

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His wit had truth in it

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John Gross THE COLLECTED AND RECOLLECTED MARC edited by Mark Amory Fourth Estate, £25 M ark Boxer was a vivid personality in life, and he remains one in death. To recall him...

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Present laughter, or not

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Alan Coren I t is a bit bloody peculiar, reviewing books which will never be read by the per- son to whom the review is addressed. Normally, when a hack sits down to assess a...

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Setting suns and the round ocean

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John Colvin R epulse and Prince of Wales, unsupported in the air, were sunk off Malaya by Japanese bombers on 10 December 1941. Among those killed was Captain John Leach, Flag...

The second most fashionable society painter

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John McEwen SIR JOHN LAVERY by Kenneth McConkey Canongate, 130, pp. 232 T his is a worthwhile book about a worthwhile artist, 'modest and retiring' in character but who enjoyed...

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A nation weeps

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Erica Wagner SLOW WALTZ IN CEDAR BEND by Robert James Waller Heinemann, f9.99, pp. 197 R obert James Waller is clearly a man With a knack for sniffing the zeitgeist on the...

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Finding books to read

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anything to read'. Compared with, say, films or music, modern literature is suprisingly ill-served with overviews for the man in the street. Yet a good deal of information to...

Angelic

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His garden was filled with wings that summer. There were birds and insects of all kinds and colours. He did not, for months on end, hanker after angels. In fact that wasn't...

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ARTS

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Architecture David Hamilton, Architect, 1768-1843: Father of the Profession (Stirling's Library, Glasgow, till 26 Novem- ber; Matthew Gallery, University of Edin- burgh, 30...

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Theatre

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Angels in America (Cottesloe) Angels in disguise Sheridan Morley A t a time when our leading home- made dramatists are still on the run from anything which might even...

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ARTS

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A monthly selection of forthcoming events recommended by The Spectator's regular critics MUSIC Berlioz's grand opera The Trojans will be given three complete concert...

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Opera

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Lohengrin (London Coliseum) Die Zauberflote (Covent Garden) Lohengrin and bear it Rupert Christiansen T o be quite honest with you, I think Lohengrin is a terrible bore....

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Exhibitions

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Oracular wit Giles Auty O ne of the more depressing aspects of exhibitions by thrusting young artists is the number of lost-looking art students they attract. The students'...

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New York theatre

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The Kentucky Cycle (Royale Theater) Kentucky epic Douglas Colby ' T he small incident in 1775 that begins Robert Schenkken's The Kentucky Cycle is the archetype of all the...

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High life

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Cool castaway Taki A New York hack from the diary section of the Times rang earlier this week and asked me whether I was surprised to be appearing on Desert Island Discs this...

Television

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A first-rate bastard Martyrs Harris I f you did not know such a thing was impossible you would think that Prince Charles was actually conducting a public relations campaign on...

Mark Steyn will resume his cinema column next week.

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Long life

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Eminently suitable Nigel Nicolson I f today I walked into a London club dressed exactly as I would have dressed in 1938, nobody would give me a second glance. But if in 1938 a...

Low life

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A breath of fresh air Jeffrey Bernard I went out last week for the first time in a month. I hobbled on someone's arm to L'Epicure for lunch, tasting cold but fresh air at...

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BACK IN the 1960s there was a restaurant called The

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Guinea and The Piggy in Leices- ter Square where you could eat as much as You liked for a guinea. They kept the place frightfully hot (to 'maximise bar profits'), but an uncle...

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SPECtA E TOR

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DIARY 1994 T he Spectator 1994 Diary, bound in soft burgundy leather, will shortly be available. With a new layout and a whole week to view, Monday to Sunday, the diary is 5" x...

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1 8 SPAIN'S FINEST CAVA

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CHESS SPAIN'S FINEST CAVA THE WORLD CHESS FEDERATION (Fide) has suffered a terrible crisis this year. Its version of the world championship between Anatoly Karpov and Jan...

IN COMPETITION NO. 1806 you were invited to incorporate a

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dozen given words, in any order, into a plausible piece of prose. As ever, this old favourite elicited a big response. I am left with only enough room to fit in a request to...

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Solution to 1134: Fireworks , P A 'I_ T Y 14 F E

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No. 1809: Nunc est bibendum

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You are invited to compose a drinking song (maximum 16 lines) in praise of, and to accompany the consumption of, a par- ticular drink. Entries to 'Competition No. 1809' by 9...

W &J

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[ j GRAHAM 9 S PORT CROSSWORD W&J. GRAHAM'S PORT 1137: Stem by Mass A first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Malvedos 1979 Vintage Port for the first correct...

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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An awesome victory Frank Keating THE ALL BLACKS of New Zealand were awesome at Murrayfleld on Saturday in posting a unique half-century of points in the 120 years that...

YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

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Q. My predicament is this. I have a wonder- ful, patient and competent secretary. Her one fault is invariably to arrive five to ten minutes late every morning, past the agreed...