1 APRIL 2000, page 72
No Life
Fecund ferrets Jeremy Clarke L ast week Fatima's and Selma's vaginas swelled up. I was dreading their coming into season this year because it is said that ferrets sicken and die......
High Life
Go for it, James Taki nlike the tabloid press, I am not about to heap abuse on James Hewitt. His speciality may be unhappy married or divorced women, but nowadays this could......