1 APRIL 2000, page 73

No Life

Fecund ferrets Jeremy Clarke L ast week Fatima's and Selma's vaginas swelled up. I was dreading their coming into season this year because it is said that ferrets sicken and die......

Country Life

It's all change Leanda de Lisle S omeone was complaining to me about Paul Johnson the other day. He didn't trust anyone who was left-wing one decade and right-wing the next. My......