14 OCTOBER 1995, page 62

Low Life

Too many pretty girls Jeffrey Bernard I think I may stop watching the television adaptation of Pride and Prejudice. Those endless balls are beginning to get on my tits and I......

Half Life

There is only one man for me Carole Morin B etty the Maid is finally back from her binge around the mid-West with Wild John. 'I had the time of my life,' Betty said, wobbling on......