13 MARCH 1982, page 32

No. 1206: The Winners

Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a poem in praise of some natural phenomenon traditionally regarded as unpleasant. Come; and strong within us Stir the vikings'......

Low Life

Big fish Jeffrey Bernard y spent last weekend at Taki's palatial I Oxfordshire residence and last night I had cocktails and dinner with lan Botham in the Caprice and yet they......

Competition

No. 1209: Backwoodsmanship Set by Jaspistos: The Lords' debates have featured many loony passages during the last two centuries. You are invited to supply an imaginary extract......