13 MARCH 1982, Page 32

Competition

No. 1209: Backwoodsmanship

Set by Jaspistos: The Lords' debates have featured many loony passages during the last two centuries. You are invited to supply an imaginary extract from Hansard during that period (maximum 150 words) which captures the rich and rare flavour of our Upper House at full moon. Entries to 'Competition No. 1209' by 26 March.