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Crime and Mr Cameron
The SpectatorT ony Blair said last week that the criminal justice system is âstill the public service most distant from what reasonable people wantâ. After nine years in office, this was...
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T he embattled Prime Minister is not the only one being
The Spectatordogged by Blairite woes. I ran into his namesake Lionel, my friend of 50 years, in Sloane Square. He is still deeply upset about the theft of his beloved pooch, nabbed while his...
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John Reid may not be able to beat Gordon Brown: but he can rattle him
The SpectatorS ince he was first outmanoeuvred over the Labour party leadership in 1994 Gordon Brown has pursued a strategy as simple as it is ruthless: he identifies his most likely...
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T he worst thing about being conservative is that it is
The Spectatorso bad for the character. This is because conservative political predictions are far more often correct than left-wing ones since they are grounded in pessimism about what...
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MONDAY
The SpectatorApparently the interviews for the A-list of candidates were horrendous. Three of Poppyâs friends, Bunty, Polly and Suzie, went before the panel and said it was like Pop Idol ....
TUESDAY As part of internal greening measures, have persuaded parents
The Spectatorto buy me a new car. Julian, my over-attentive environment spokesman boss, who drives a Jaguar XJS, thinks I could be in trouble if I persist with my Range Rover Vogue. Daddy...
WEDNESDAY
The SpectatorDave is going on Desert Island Discs , so we all have to decide what songs he likes best. Steve is doing a second focus group now. The first groupâs suggestions were all...
THURSDAY Julian and I have meeting with Dave and I
The Spectatorgrasp nettle. To get noticed I must show that I am Woman of Substance, not trivial office eye-candy. So I ask when we are going to bring out some actual environment policies...
FRIDAY J is furious because I uttered the p word.
The SpectatorâWe donât talk about policy, you silly Sloane!â he shouts, not very inclusively. He says green issues are âparkedâ and anyway global warming is rubbish because...
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âEverything we think about the wars on terror is wrongâ
The SpectatorFour years ago Philip Bobbitt won international acclaim for his book âThe Shield of Achillesâ. Now, he tells Matthew dâAncona , we must start from scratch if we are to...
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Every Tory leader needs a William
The SpectatorWilliam Hague tells Fraser Nelson that the Tory party has changed completely since he led it â and that the best advice he has given David Cameron is dietary W illiam Hague...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorWe are hardly out of a long winter and already parts of the country are celebrating the traditional Festival of the Summer Water-Shortage, in which the god Hôspipês and his...
A Cold War card index is Romaniaâs best hope
The SpectatorDavid Rennie visits the secret archive of the dreaded Securitate, and hears how its full disclosure will bring much pain, but also a chance of final escape from a terrible past...
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A big thank you to Guy Goma: the wrong man in the right place
The SpectatorRod Liddle salutes the Congolese man interviewed by mistake on the BBC, who revealed an uncomfortable truth about the way the media works T his yearâs most compulsive...
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Was this the day McCain won the White House?
The SpectatorIf Paris is worth a Mass, then the Presidency is worth a prayer: Alec Russell watches John McCain patch up his differences with the Christian Right and their leader, Jerry...
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Go on: buy a tomato plant, not a frock
The SpectatorJemima Lewis explores the wellsprings of happiness and finds that true contentment lies in a 99p packet of seeds as well as the perfect pair of shoes M y fiancé is engrossed in...
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Blairâs cowardly invasion
The SpectatorFrom J.G. Cluff Sir: In your leading article (13 May) you list a litany of Mr Blairâs failures without mentioning the Iraq war. How can you leave out his dismal role in...
From Glynn Downton
The SpectatorSir: I would not wish to belittle Sir Cliff Richardâs compassion in apparently recognising that Tony Blair was suffering as a result of his decision about the Iraq war (âIt...
Grand old salesman
The SpectatorFrom Andrew Roberts Sir: I wonder whether Paul Johnson is right to say that the modern practice of selling peerages for cash began under Lord Salisbury (And another thing, 13...
Hell is Europeans
The SpectatorFrom David Mayger Sir: What is this to-ing and fro-ing among your correspondents about Americans with or without passports? Yes, there are more things to do and see here than...
Selwyn the scapegoat
The SpectatorFrom D.R. Thorpe Sir: In his review of 1956: Power Defied by Peter Unwin (Books, 13 May) Douglas Hurd wrote that Selwyn Lloyd, the foreign secretary during the Suez Crisis,...
Reid the Red
The SpectatorFrom Jonathan Mirsky Sir: When I heard Mr Blair warning what would happen if he stood down at the wrong moment, it sounded familiar. Then I recalled that the Prime Ministerâs...
Sir: Rod Liddle was right to be critical of the
The Spectatorpress coverage of John Prescottâs affair (âBogus moralityâ, 6 May) but wrong to dismiss his contribution to the government and the Labour party. While Mr Prescott ruefully...
E N GRAVE D PRINTING
The SpectatorE ngraved â or die-stamped â printing, in which the text is printed from a copper die and raised from the paper, is the best type of printing there is. From shops in Bond...
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If we canât use the bus, why canât we use each otherâs cars?
The SpectatorS o there I was last Monday at 12.20, standing outside All Saints Church in Elton, in the Peak District of Derbyshire where I live, with a small suitcase, on my way to London....
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A man need not be a Byron to get by
The SpectatorI t is a curious fact, well attested by history, that a downright ugly man need never despair of attracting women, even pretty ones. The recent uproar over John Prescott and his...
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BUSINESS
The SpectatorCapital gains from the super-rich George Trefgarne says fortunes such as that of the steel tycoon Lakshmi Mittal are the rocket fuel that is boosting Londonâs financial...
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Is this the peak of the bull market?
The SpectatorJonathan Davis says it is always difficult to call the top of a share price boom â but professional investors know the signals to watch C onventional wisdom in the investment...
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Why Manhattan is full of bargains
The SpectatorAllister Heath There we were, hopelessly lost in the New York subway. The clock was ticking; we were supposed to meet some friends for lunch and there was no option but to...
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Youâre hired â so long as you swear like they do on telly, and you donât smoke
The SpectatorM any of my friends were hooked on the latest series of The Apprentice â even our usually infallible tele vision critic James Delingpole, who told me that he loved it...
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Odd odds and ends
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher T HE L OST O RWELL edited by Peter Davison Timewell Press, £18.99, pp. 224, ISBN 1857252144 T hin scrapings from the bottom of the Orwell archives, this volume;...
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Delivering the goods
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor S IR A LF by Leo McKinstry HarperCollins, £18.99, pp. 528, ISBN 0007193785 â £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he funniest episode in Leo McKinstryâs...
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Beauties and eyesores
The SpectatorLloyd Evans T HE A RCHITECTURE OF HAPPINESS by Alain de Botton Hamish Hamilton, £17.99, pp. 280, ISBN 9780241142486 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T o call him a...
Solving a confidence crisis
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook 13 W AYS OF L OOKING AT THE NOVEL by Jane Smiley Faber, £16.99, pp. 591, ISBN 0571231101 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen I saw this...
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When the kissing stopped and the killing began
The SpectatorAndrew Taylor T ABATHA â S C ODE by Matthew dâAncona Alma Books, £18.99, pp. 325, ISBN 9781846880124 A s a genre, perhaps the most important question that the thriller...
The double life of a people
The SpectatorRichard Beeston M IRRORS OF THE U NSEEN : J OURNEYS IN I RAN by Jason Elliot Picador, £16.99, pp. 416, ISBN 033048656X â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he crowd...
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Chewing it over
The SpectatorElfreda Pownall F OOD FOR T HOUGHT by Simon Courtauld Think Books, £9.99, pp. 176, ISBN 1845250206 T HE S AVVY S HOPPER by Rose Prince Fourth Estate, £7.99, pp. 452, ISBN...
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A rather unBritish achievement
The SpectatorFrank Johnson T HE R OYAL B ALLET : 75 Y EARS by Zoe Anderson Faber, £20, pp. 329, ISBN 0571227953 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W ho would have thought that the...
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Who done it in Boston?
The SpectatorPeter J. M. Wayne A D EATH IN B ELMONT by Sebastian Junger 4th Estate, £14.99, pp. 265, ISBN 0007200056 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I âm so glad I came to...
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Welcome, little strangers
The SpectatorCaroline Moore D IGGING TO A MERICA by Anne Tyler Chatto, £16.99, pp. 277, ISBN 070118034X â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 E very time I pick up the latest novel...
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The fate of the Running Man
The SpectatorE velyn Waugh told Ann Fleming that âTony Powellâs latest volume [ Casanovaâs Chinese Restaurant ] is a sad disappointment â only three pages of Widmerpoolâ. That was...
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Spreading the word
The SpectatorNeil MacGregor on how an exhibition underlines the purpose and aims of the British Museum In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Read...
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Bones of contention
The SpectatorMartin Gayford A ll over the world, scholarly folk look to Neil MacGregor â who writes opposite â to hold the line. If the British Museum gave in and sent the Elgin Marbles...
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Lighten our darkness
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth L ately I have adopted Word from Wormingford by Ronald Blythe as a bedside book. Composed of weekly bulletins from a Suffolk village, it combines observations...
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Lest we forget
The SpectatorMark Glazebrook The Last Witness. The War Landscape of the Ypres Salient Cloth Hall, Ypres, until 19 November V isitors to the once devastated but now completely reconstructed...
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Talent to amuse
The SpectatorLaura Gascoigne Rex Whistler: The Triumph of Fancy Brighton Museum & Art Gallery, until 3 September T he restaurant at Tate Britain is famous for two things â its wine list...
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Portrait power
The SpectatorPeter Black T ate Liverpool is the first venue for a memorial exhibition of the painter Marie-Louise von Motesiczky (born Vienna 1906, died London 1996). Motesiczky was from a...
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Worthy farewell
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Cyrano de Bergerac Royal Opera House F ranco Alfanoâs Cyrano de Bergerac may not be a masterpiece, though I would claim that it is a first-rate second-rate...
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High fives
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Bare Bones: The 5 Man Show Linbury Theatre, ROH2 T here is no doubt that BareBonesâ The 5 Man Show will stay vividly in the memory of any dance-goer â...
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Holy smoke
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook The Da Vinci Code 12A, selected cinemas Once in a Lifetime No certificate, selected cinemas S o itâs here at last, the big hitter: The Da Vinci Code . Ron...
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Following Chekhov
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Enemies Almeida Breakfast with Jonny Wilkinson Menier Coriolanus Globe W hen he wrote Enemies , Gorky was in love. The object of his desire was the artistry of...
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Walking on eggshells
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart I went to train in Manchester a year or so after the Moors murders, and they continued to hang over the city like an oldfashioned smog, sickening and inescapable....
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Honest John
The SpectatorMichael Vestey A lthough writing a biography of John Osborne canât be the most difficult task as Osborne left voluminous and laceratingly honest diaries, as well as the two...
Always around
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld T here never seems to be any shortage of pigeons. Whether feeding in a field of corn or rape by day or coming into woodland at dusk, they are always around....
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Ten To Follow
The SpectatorRobin Oakley W e all have our rituals. Swans and ducks migrate, the ones that arenât riddled with H5N1 anyway. At an appropriate season, starlets and cameramen cluster in...
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Tales of the city
The SpectatorTaki W hy is it that every time I leave New York I die a little? I know it sounds corny, but I do. I suppose itâs because it was that first great magic city I came upon after...
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In search of Ted Hughes
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke G iven all the hoo-hah surrounding Prince Charlesâs decision to allow a granite stone memorial to be placed in a secret and remote spot on Dartmoor in memory of...
Anything but average
The SpectatorJames Delingpole Mike Peyton is the author of the brilliant memoir An Average War â though in truth his war was anything but. In October 1940 he joined his family regiment...
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Long night
The SpectatorSusanna Gross T he pleasures of bridge are inexhaustible; every hand seems to present a new challenge. I never willingly stop playing â itâs always a case of dragging...
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Beauty is locked in a battle with bling
The SpectatorBut the hardest minerals on earth soften all who see them, says Chloe Fox T he Ancient Greeks believed diamonds to be the tears of the gods. The Romans thought that they were...
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Itâs a wristy business
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts on the ultimate male status symbol B ritish gentlemen do not wear jewellery. A small unobtrusive gold family signet ring on the little finger of the left hand,...
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Unconvinced sheâs earned it
The SpectatorRachel Johnson has an epiphany in Jamaica I t is one of lifeâs more tolerable ironies that friends behave much more manfully when asked to cope with failure and misery than...
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Painting Cardiff carmine
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING F or footballâs partisans, a string of cup finals have been fraying nerves, stirring spirits, salting wounds and jerking tear ducts. Now it is rugbyâs turn....
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