2 JANUARY 1988, page 35

Home Life

Topping ideas Alice Thomas Ellis T he mite who inhabits my unconscious intruded into my waking hour the other morning with a dreadful pun. I had been dreaming about an enormous......

Low Life

. . . to get a free dinner Jeffrey Bernard I suppose it's obligatory to write some guff on the subject of Christmas, how awful and wonderful 1987 was, and what one can hope for......