28 JANUARY 1989, page 41

Low Life

Loser takes all Jeffrey Bernard I am beginning to think that the first man to beat Mike Tyson will be Mike Tyson himself. To have been mugging old ladies and whoever at the age......

Home Life

Unadulterated mirth Alice Thomas Ellis I 've just had six years' worth of hair chopped off. It was either that or let it grow until I could sit on it and I always think people......

High Life

Suite success Taki s everyone who has ever been to Beverly Hills knows, — the shorter and bal- der the producer, the taller and more buxom the blonde. Come inauguration time......