27 MARCH 1982, page 29

Low Life

Unbalanced Jeffrey Bernard T he past few days have been just about as bad as bad can be. I'm still getting some nasty twinges because of the man who cut off his penis. Yes, if......

High Life

Poor fool Taki T he telephone rang around six in the morning, and although for once I had gcme to sleep about four hours earlier, it see med more like four minutes. Just as I......

Television

Ad nauseam Richard Ingrams I have been thinking more and more in 1 recent days what a good thing it would be if the BBC was 'privatised' like Amersham and flogged off to the......