1 SEPTEMBER 2001, page 12

Figs Ain't What They Used To Be

John Ware discovers that rich Britons in Greece hate fresh local food and insist on fly-ups. Naff or what? WHY are the British so irredeemably naff? The Luftwaffe may explain......

Banned Wagon

A weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit WHILE morality is an area where the government is best advised to tread lightly, one might expect it to make a better......