13 JUNE 1998, page 63

Spectator Sport

Worldwide net Simon Barnes THE BALL went clean through the defen- sIv e Wall. That is not supposed to happen. it does, it makes the shot impossible to save. But the goalkeeper......

Your Problems Solved

Q. Are there any circumstances in which it IS permissible to ask one's GP for a date? My GP is extremely attractive and is, as far a s I know, like me, unattached. However, I......