12 SEPTEMBER 1987, page 24

Low Farce

Sir: Your television critic says that in the Did You See? discussion that followed the showing of Brimstone and Treacle, Mr Alasdair Milne popped up for a few moments tut made......

Prolific Hitler

Sir: Mitford Goodson claims (Letters, 5 September) that 'Adolf Hitler produced up to 30,000 paintings and drawings'. Does this refer to Hitler's own prolific output (amounting......

Crystal Balls

Sir: Since Mr Inglis (Letters, 5 September) has appealed to me, may I be allowed to rule that he is wrong on one point, right on another. Mr Welch rightly found it self-......

Letters Party Gap

Sir: Lord Monson (Letters, 5 September) defines 'integration' for Ulster as the har- monisation of its laws, administration, institutions and customs with our own. Now, it may......

Bye-bye Bill

Sir: As my letters seem only to illicit evasion, malice and crude personal attacks and my questions about the numerous poor in this country go unanswered I shall cease them......

Hamilton And Hess ,

Sir: The idea that Rudolf Hess and the Duke of Hamilton didn't know each other was questioned at the time of the Hess landing. Chips Channon writes in his diary for 13 May 1941:......

No Tick

Sir: With all the complaints about British Telecom, no one has yet pointed out that if one dials the Speaking Clock now, an unctuous male voice tells you 'The time, sponsored by......

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