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Portrait of the week A n inquiry was announced into
The Spectatorthe way 1 - 1..in which Maurice Beckford had been able to starve, torture, and finally beat to death his four-year-old step-daughter Jas- mine in Brent. He was sentenced to ten...
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Politics
The SpectatorThe end of 'civilisation'? Charles Moore 4 A seamless robe.' To most of us, in r - kHoly Week at least, the phrase is a reminder of the Passion. But in Shepherd's Bush and...
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Spoil sports
The SpectatorT he dull young things of the Federation of Conservative Students have brought to the Right the manners and style of the polytechnic Left. They seem to care about politics,...
Scots on the rates
The SpectatorA t about this time in every Parliament it is said that there will be no Con- servative seats in Scotland after the next general election. There is always some- thing â oil,...
Notes
The SpectatorM aurice Beckford, who battered to death his four-year-old step-daughter Jasmine, has been convicted of manslaugh- ter and jailed for ten years. Beverly Lor- rington, Jasmine's...
Rout the PSA
The SpectatorA public school may, in fact, be private but a public building is one dedicated to the public use. It may even have been designed to be enjoyed by the public. This is certainly...
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Another voice
The SpectatorA glorious kedgeree Auberon Waugh A ll human life seemed to wander through the Lime Grove studio of Breakfast Television when I sat there for two and a half hours last week in...
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Diary
The SpectatorW hat on earth has happened to the Video Recordings Act? It began life as a Private Member's Bill as far back as 1983, received Royal Assent last July and is now waiting on the...
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South Africa
The SpectatorPeace or the sword? Stephen Glover M r P.W. Botha, President of South Africa, has somehow been trans- formed from a man who believed that his fellow countrymen should 'adapt...
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Waiting for Tiny
The SpectatorRowlinson Carter Santa Carolina, Mozambique M r Tiny Rowland will be surprised and, one hopes, pleased to learn that among the population of this small island in the...
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Ireland without Rome?
The SpectatorStan Gebler Davies T he question whether Ireland would be better off with or without the Church of Rome has exercised the island for the last several centuries, with civilised...
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Living with the angels
The SpectatorAnna Husarska Managua, Nicaragua T o suggest that Managua has a cathedral would be slightly inaccurate. Managua had a cathedral and now it has a building called the cathedral,...
Spanish blunder
The SpectatorHarry Eyres W hen terms were agreed last week for the entry of Spain and Portugal into the EEC, the Spanish Foreign Minister, Senor Moran, expressed his jubilation: `Now at...
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The last Whig
The SpectatorW hen the new Curator of Sir John Soane's Museum assumed his duties last year, he found that the only piece of equipment in his office was a copy of Who's Who â the 1946...
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Inns of Court
The Spectatorw ho owns the rights in the Ritz? The Al-Fayed brothers, owners of the Paris Ritz and now of Harrods, are busily pursuing their claims against American multinational companies...
A Budget for growth
The SpectatorS omebody likes the Budget. I now have a broker's circular which calls it bold and innovative: 'Abolition of Estate Duty, Interest Tax, substantial reduction of in- come tax...
Fools and money
The SpectatorT he Bigger Fool Theory of investment has seldom had a better run than with the United States dollar. On this theory, you buy something, even though it looks expensive ('on the...
City and
The SpectatorNew Jobbed Shock rr here is always one set of official figures that sets the market twitching, and they are always awful. It must be part of our national character. When the...
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The press
The SpectatorA media church? Paul Johnson E aster is upon us, the climax of the ecclesiastical year. When I was a schoolboy, the Wednesday of Holy Week saw the last of the four great...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorGeneral Grant, who has been dying for months of that most terrible of com- plaints, cancer of the tongue, was on Thursday evening not expected to live through the night. His...
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Budd's Books
The SpectatorSir: Horace Budd would enjoy being re- membered in the Spectator (Letters, 9 March). I knew him for some years before the war. A great talker and teacher, he introduced me to...
Cliché
The SpectatorSir: I have read with interest Andrew Brown's thoughts on the miners' strike and the descriptions of his David Attenborough-like visits to the primitive village of Hemsworth...
Index of civilisation
The SpectatorSir: Your editorial and letters pages (9 March) have recently taken to accusing this city of being uncivilised because of an alleged lack of secondhand bookshops. In Birmingham...
Letters
The SpectatorPalestine: whose country? Sir: Writing of Joan Peters's From Time Immemorial, Lionel Bloch (Letters, 23 March) says that we 'catalogued some weeks ago in the London Review of...
Chesterton at his worst
The SpectatorSir: As a lover of G. K. Chesterton at his best, I wish that David Watkins's argument (Letters, 9 March), that his anti-semitism, largely an infection from Belloc (and his own...
Anarchist order
The SpectatorSir: Shiva Naipaul (Books, 23 March) reviews Alice Wexler's biography of Emma Goldman from a position of blissful ignorance. Whatever he may suppose, anarchism does 'really...
Tallis
The SpectatorSir: Is there some way in which you could persuade the excellent Peter Phillips to look after Christopher Edwards for a bit? The choral music opening Bristol Old Vic's Richard...
Unsung engineers
The SpectatorSir: Priscilla Metcalf (Letters, 30 March) obviously did not have the advantage of the composer of your amusing ballad on an Engineers' Corner in Westminster Abbey, that of...
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Centrepiece
The SpectatorProtected by memory Colin Welch T he New Statesman recently published a piece celebrating Denis Healey's new lease of life. We were told how this gifted man had recaptured a...
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Books
The SpectatorIn praise of insanity David Sexton Wisdom, Madness and Folly: The Making of a Psychiatrist 1927-1957 R. D. Laing (Macmillan £9.95) eing a guru may be taxing, but having 1.1...
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Owl
The SpectatorAn owl heard, but not seen; our unwild doves Told us of him by never coming back. It was an owl, we said, or else a hawk, When, absent in the morning, at noon too, Absent by...
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Solitary reaping
The SpectatorChristopher Hawtree David Peterley: Peterley Harvest Edited by Michael Holroyd (Secker & Warburg £8.95) M ystery has obscured the interest of this book. First published in a...
,Apple Poem
The SpectatorTake the apple from the bowl or bough Or kitchen table where in gloom it glows And you will sense, mysteriously, how Its fragrance and substantial presence throws A shadow shape...
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Patrick Skene Catling
The SpectatorThe Heroic Age Stratis Haviaras (Methuen £8.95) 4D on't let us get at cross-purposes in small ways,' Churchill urged Stalin at 'a moment apt for business,' according to...
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Religion
The SpectatorIs this how God thinks? Shirley Robin Letwin The Divine Trinity David Brown (Duckworth £24) T he usual response of conservative Christians to the present state of...
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From Maynooth to Melbourne
The SpectatorEdward Norman Daniel Mannix: The Quality of Leadership: a Biography B. A. Santamaria (Melbourne University Press £25) A little under ten years after the death of Archbishop...
A Trinity man
The SpectatorJohn Selwyn Gummer Firmly I Believe and Truly Graham Leonard (Mowbrays £1.95) W e are obsessed by our hunt for the bizarre. One sniff of heresy will arouse our appetites...
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The yellow peril incarnate
The SpectatorThe return of Dr Fu Manchu D. J. Enright A rthur Henry Ward was born in 1883, of Irish parents living in Birmingham. He worked very briefly as a bank clerk in Threadneedle...
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Seen in the Oak
The SpectatorI watch through the branches Of the oak tree, at the sky Twinkled there between the leaves, Blue stars cut out, twinkling. Look, There's Orion lying on that branch, The Big...
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Arts
The SpectatorMusic and movement Peter Phillips T he return of Holy Week puts me in mind of Allegri's Miserere â that famous setting of Psalm LI which for 150 years the papacy jealously...
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Theatre
The SpectatorWithin limits Christopher Edwards After the Ball is Over (Old Vic) Up 'n' Under (Fortune) W illiam Douglas Home (born 1912) once again cordially invites you to enter the world...
Cinema
The SpectatorRunning down Peter Ackroyd Favourites of the Moon ('15', selected cinemas) Tt is odd, perhaps, that such an apparent- ly 'French' picture has in fact been directed by a...
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Art
The SpectatorTemple to Mao Alistair Hicks jenom, vitriol and cries of corruption V have plagued the Saatchis in their desire to collect pictures. The advertising team of the Saatchi...
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Gardens
The SpectatorJobs not to do Ursula Buchan T he enjoyment of life, as someone must once have said, depends upon coming to terms with the gap between aspiration and achievement. Most...
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Television
The SpectatorHeroes Alexander Chancellor W hen an American major was shot dead by a Russian soldier in East Germany the other day, BBC1's Six O'Clock News began with Sue Lawley announcing:...
High life
The SpectatorSnowman Taki Gstaad T sometimes think God must be in my lcorner where snow conditions are con- cerned. Take for example the winter that has mercifully just passed. Throughout...
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Home life
The SpectatorNicked Alice Thomas Ellis O ne of our nei g hbours was bur g led a g ain the other day. People who've been bur g led once always seem to be bur g led a g ain. One of my...
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Postscript
The SpectatorDai the Paint P. J. Kavanagh orn in 1818, David Davies worked in LA his father's sawmill and so acquired his first nickname, 'Dai the Top-sawyer'. Then he broke into business,...
Competition
The SpectatorNo. 1366: Macspaunday Set by Jaspistos: Macspaunday was the `portmanteau' name (MacNeice, Spender, Auden, Day Lewis) invented by Roy Campbell to personify the worst aspects of...
No. 1363: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a story for young children cheerfully inculcating a cheerless lesson appropriate to the modern world. I don't know what the upper...
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Chess
The Spectator`L' driver Raymond Keene A s promised, I continue this week with a round-up of major events previously crowded out by the World and Common- wealth Championships. In Lugano,...
Solution to Crossword 699: Courtship an A P
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Easter bunnies
The SpectatorT have no idea how the rabbit got into 'Easter: pagan fertility stuff or Walt Disney cuteness? Whatever the reason, my feeling is eat it. The following receipt has the...