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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorThe Marx Brothers — Night in Nigeria A policeman shot dead John Short- house, aged five, while searching a council flat in Birmingham. The boy's father was arrested and charged...
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THE SPECTATOR
The SpectatorQUESTIONS FOR TRICOT T here used to be, and perhaps still is, in British philosophical circles an irregular verb which conjugates as follows: 'I am sober, You are drunk, He is...
CLEANSING BR
The SpectatorTHE reform of British Rail, and of Bri- tain's other publicly owned industries, is a labour of Hercules, perhaps most closely comparable to the cleansing of the Augean stables....
CONFUSION
The SpectatorWE have confused our readers because we were confused ourselves. In our leader two weeks ago about the baleful effects of tour- ism, we attributed sentiments to Mr Michael...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorWhy the Tories might prefer a more cynical government BRUCE ANDERSON M any Tory MPs are now in a thor- oughly gloomy frame of mind. This time last year, the same chaps were...
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DIARY
The Spectator0 n the beach this year, nudity was the pressing question. I was struck by how different our children's childhood is from our own in this respect. The seaside in my childhood...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorNot a suitable moment for painting ourselves green AUBERON WAUGH N obody who has ever handled firearms can feel anything but sympathy for the policeman who accidentally shot a...
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AUSCHWITZ FOR THE CHICKENS
The SpectatorLast week the Animal Liberation Front released 1,000 mink in Hampshire. Dhiren Bhagat accompanied an ALF raid to save broiler hens THE day may come when the rest of animal...
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FLIGHT FROM THE RAND
The SpectatorWhy South Africa's Cape Town FOR ALL the volumes which have been written about Mr Botha's winds of no change speech, the rand had the last word on the matter. Next day it...
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ACCLIMATISED TO CROOKEDNESS
The SpectatorNicholas von Hoffman on US banking scandals which leave investors unmoved SEVERAL weeks ago 72-year-old Harry Usatch and his 46-year-old son, Jerald, pleaded guilty to charges...
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FRANCO'S FISHING YACHT
The SpectatorAids, Princess Stephanie and Gonzalez - in the wrong boat: Harry Eyres in Spain Menorca-Barcelona WHILE Spain basks or burns in the fierce August heat, the fly-like mind of...
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THE TUC AND MR KNAPP
The SpectatorPeter Paterson on the TUC's 'agonising problem', from which the rail dispute will divert attention FOR the second year running the annual gathering of the trade union tribe...
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PILGRIM SEEKING DANGER
The SpectatorTravellers: A profile of Freya Stark, indestructible explorer IN HER autobiography, Freya Stark has written that she became a traveller at the age of four, when she set out one...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorSir, — I believe that some five or six years ago the Peninsular and Oriental Company supplied its medical officers with amhydrate of amyl or perhydrate of amyl as a remedy for...
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THE APPROACH OF ARMAGEDDON
The SpectatorThe press: Paul Johnson foresees tumultuous technological changes THE dispute at Mirror Group newspapers is the opening drum-roll of a sensational season of crisis and...
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THE ECONOMY
The SpectatorA prospect of smokescreens obscuring debts and dole queues JOCK BRUCE-GARDYNE iscovering a warning about the perils of excessive borrowing in the latest issue of the quarterly...
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Perils of travel: coaches
The SpectatorSir: I have journeyed many miles this year on express coaches and on British Rail. No doubt coaches like those described by Mr Dalgleish (Letters, 24 August) with 'air...
Hovercraft
The SpectatorSir: I would like to advise anyone thinking of travelling by hovercraft to think again, following my own alarming experience three weeks ago at the start of my holiday....
LETTERS Uncooked poems
The SpectatorSir: Elizabeth Jennings, admirable poet, asks why so many poets 'who showed quite extraordinary promise' when young have `yet seldom published a single book of poems' later...
South African bullying
The SpectatorSir: An oblique example of what your Leader labelled the South African school of bullying is contained in Mr Stanworth's letter in the same issue (24 August) from the Cape. When...
Kerouac
The SpectatorSir: Most of Andrew Brown's lucid account of Gerald Nicosia's biography of Jack Kerouac (27 July) cannot be faulted, but he makes a couple of false assumptions in passing. He...
Escalators
The SpectatorSir: Further to your article on the lack of maintenance on London Transport (Lead- er, 17 August), 1 should like to add a complaint to the already considerable amount you have...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorStill no saint Margaret FitzHerbert CARDINAL MANNING by Robert Gray I n his preface to Eminent Victorians, Lytton Strachey uses an image of how the explorer of the past 'will...
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A Finnish knight with no humbug
The SpectatorJ. Enoch Powell CRUSADE: A LIFE AGAINST THE CALAMITOUS TWENTIETH CENTURY by Patrick Donner Sherwood, £12.50 L ady Donner was right to insist on Sir Patrick writing what,...
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Why did no one send off the clowns?
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens THE RISE AND FALL OF THE GREEK COLONELS by C.M. Woodhouse Granada, £12.95 S ombre, sanguinary clowns.' That was the considered judgment of Philip Deane...
A modern Emma Woodhouse
The SpectatorHarriet Waugh UNEXPLAINED LAUGHTER by Alice Thomas Ellis Duckworth, £8.95 I n her short, edged comedies of human failure in the face of some ultimate good , Alice Thomas Ellis...
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A man bewitched by mermaids
The SpectatorPhilip Glazebrook KEEPER OF THE STREAM: THE LIFE OF A RIVER AND ITS TROUT FISHERY by Frank Sawyer Allen & Unwin, £9.95 A good fishing book fills the fisherman who reads it...
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Pinder
The SpectatorIce clamps the tarn in its hollow, in the cove where the sun won't go; under their grey steel hatch, the blind white fish grow thinner. Trees are where a nail has scratched the...
China from inside and out
The SpectatorGiles Mathews STONES OF THE WALL by Dai Houying Michael Joseph, f9.95 TO GET RICH IS GLORIOUS by Orville Schell Robin Clark, f9.95 S ince 1978 China has been settling down...
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A story of the preternatural
The SpectatorAntonia Douro THE LIFTED VEIL by George Eliot Virago Modern Classics, £2.50 T here is veiled irony in Virago Modern Classics, who confess to choosing books `because they...
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Suffolk charm and j aunty horror
The SpectatorMiranda Seymour THE STORIES OF RONALD BLYTHE by Ronald Blythe Chatto & Windus, £9.95 POLARIS AND OTHER STORIES by Fay Weldon Hodder & Stoughton, £8.95 R eviewers who like...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorHockney Paints the Stage (Hayward till 29 September) A talent for transforming Peter Levi 0 ne thing certain about Hockney is that he is the best painter of children's...
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Cinema
The SpectatorThe Sex Mission (`15', Gate Notting Hill) Future imperfect Peter Ackroyd T his film enters that area most agree- able to the fantasist, the 'future' — the word has to be put...
Opera
The SpectatorL'Etoile and Pefleas et Melisande (Lyons Opera at the Edinburgh Festival) Alive and well Rodney Milnes A s Peter Phillips sagely remarked last week, the first operatic...
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Theatre
The SpectatorWhen We Are Married (Theatre Royal, Bath) Museum piece Christopher Edwards T he production that the Acting Com- pany has brought over to London is part of American stage •...
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Gardens
The SpectatorGreat and small Ursula Buchan T he more glorious the flowering in June and July, the more acute can be the disappointment in August after the great aestival surge of energy...
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High life
The SpectatorCulture vulture Taki Then something unexpected happened. Her party was voted into power in 1981 and suddenly Melina didn't have things to rave and rant against. But Melina is...
Television
The SpectatorBravura performance Alexander Chancellor D avid Frost brings to studio discussion of serious 'issues' the high-speed, almost frenzied atmosphere of the American game show. In...
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Home life
The SpectatorCreative cooking Alice Thomas Ellis I was wondering the other day as I gazed out of the window, watching the waters rising, why we haven't got a Minister for Rain; we always...
Low life
The SpectatorOut to lunch J effrey Bernard I spent last weekend in Scotland at a perfectly splendid three-day house party or, to put it accurately, a castle party. My wrenched ankle kept me...
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Postscript
The SpectatorTesting time P. J. Kavanagh 0 ne does try to like one's fellow humans, does one not? One also tries to like oneself. Both have been made difficult for me by the pattern of life...
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CHESS
The SpectatorMobilisation Raymond Keene N ext Tuesday (3 September) the per- sonal war for the world championship between Karpov and Kasparov breaks out in Moscow. They will battle three...
COMPETITION
The SpectatorSine cura Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1384 you were asked for an obituary notice of an imaginary public figure who led an enviably and outrageously work-free and...
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The Case of the Lady in Black
The SpectatorMY REGULAR association with Holmes had come to an end many years previously, but we remained on friendly terms and in occasional correspondence. Thus it was with some delight,...
SolUtion to Crossword 720: Brave new world nesnri a t
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No. 1387: But for . . .
The SpectatorOne of Max Beerbohm's illustrations to Zuleika Dobson was a sketch of an elderly, b espectacled, bald, mutton-chop- Whiskered Byron entitled 'But for Mis- solonghi . . .' (see...
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CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or a copy of Chambers Dictionary, value £11.95 — ring the words 'Chambers Dictionary' above) will be awarded for the first...