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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorB ritish Telecom made record profits of over £3 billion, but said more jobs would have to go. Mr Robin Leigh-Pemberton, the Governor of the Bank of England, was given a 17 per...
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SPECTAT THE OR
The SpectatorThe Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 071-405 1706; Telex 27124; Fax 071-242 0603 THE PRICE OF GORBACHEV L ast week Mr Gorbachev complained that he had...
THE SPECFATOR
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POLITICS
The SpectatorMr Major invites us to join a very unsurprising revolution NOEL MALCOLM K ing Lear does not make a very good role-model for any modern politician, or a very likely one for Mr...
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DIARY
The SpectatorNICHOLAS COLERIDGE H ow little precision there is in the tim- ing of a baby's birth, even after the onset of labour. Would ours emerge into the world on Tuesday, Wednesday,...
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NOT MEN ONLY
The SpectatorSandra Barwick examines alarming evidence of the extent of women's involvement in sexual assaults on children IT IS, in its way, a comforting thought that sexual assaults on...
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One hundred years ago
The SpectatorWEST London has had a striking warn- ing against the use of petroleum-lamps. On Saturday night, Lord Romilly was sitting in the drawing-room of his house in Egerton Gardens,...
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DREAMING THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
The SpectatorJ. Enoch Powell thinks that India has passed beyond the reach of British criticism IN NO country has the news from India awakened deep vibrations in so many minds as in...
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THE COLOUR SAFFRON
The SpectatorWilliam Dalrymple argues that the eulogies of Rajiv Gandhi are most inappropriate THE HOLY man looked like a cross between a tramp and an extra from Star Trek: he had a long,...
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THE NEW WORLD PASSOVER
The SpectatorJanine Di Giovanni meets the American negroes who claim to be a lost tribe of Israel Dimona, the Negev EVERYONE, it seems wants a piece of Israel. Not just the displaced...
Unlettered
The SpectatorA reader received this letter: Dear Sir, It is a belief that the truly creative person, within their spectrum of prior- ity, neglects the homeostasis and the mediocrity of...
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KINGS OF ORIENT . . .
The SpectatorAnne Applebaum finds that the monarchies of eastern Europe may still be useful WERE we living in a simpler, less deman- ding century, HRH the Crown Prince Alexander of...
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ELECTIVE AFFINITIES
The SpectatorSimon Heifer explains why John Major has less choice than we think about the date of the general election THERE ARE more than 400 separate days on which the Prime Minister can...
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`WE WERE ALL STALINISTS THEN'
The SpectatorEarlier this year, Eric Helfer, who knew he was dying, gave a last interview, to Ian Buruma AT THREE o'clock in the afternoon, the bar at Dolphin Square was full of life: a man...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist... WORKING in a ward to which all the self-poisoners, wrist-cutters, head- bangers and drunks are brought is like living in a soap opera with continually changing...
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THE PERILS OF VANITY FAIR
The Spectatoron the misrepresentation of Margaret Thatcher The press: Paul Johnson IN ALL the comment about Bernard Ing- ham's autobiography, one point appears to have been overlooked: the...
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Votes for change
The SpectatorTHIS time, Bo-Peepism won't do. Lloyd's biggest customer, the world's shipping industry, is in secular decline. Lloyd's biggest market, the United States, has turned hostile to...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorIt's question-time at Lloyd's of London - but don't ask Little Bo-Peep CHRISTOPHER FILDES filling to go anywhere and do any- thing, the advertiser in the Daily Telegraph's...
The awkward squad
The SpectatorIT IS just as well that Lloyd's now has, in David Coleridge, a chairman who can con- template change with equanimity. Unusual- ly among Lloyd's chairmen, Mr Coleridge has run a...
Family silver
The SpectatorNOW for my Downing Street wheeze. It is all that such wheezes should be, patriotic, headline-grabbing, no cost to the Treasury â are you with me, Gus, Sarah? It would also...
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Taste of France
The SpectatorSir: J. B. Kelly does not explain (`Touj ours la blague', 4 May) why he is so unhappily marooned in Marssac-sur-Tarn, near Albi in south-west France. His misanthropy is his own...
Sir: You were correct to point out that 'the United
The SpectatorStates spends more than four times as much per head on health as Great Britain, and Germany twice as much, yet their statistical indicators of health are, if anything, slightly...
Plane stupid
The SpectatorSir: Mary Ann Sieghart's experience at Heathrow (`Taken for a terrorist', 18 May) is not confined to United Airlines. As a very frequent traveller between London and the United...
LETTERS Doctor in distress
The SpectatorSir: You appear to believe that the NHS is overmanned (Leading article, 4 May), staffed by inefficient and unskilled workers and overburdened by non-productive staff. You seem...
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Southern discomfort
The SpectatorSir: I am so glad that Taki feels com- plimented when his views are described as politically incorrect. Hopefully he will feel equally flattered if I describe his comments on...
Affray found
The SpectatorSir: I find the letter from Mrs Shelford (Letters, 25 May) incomprehensible. I quote from Captain She!ford's own book, Subsunk, page 113. 'A squadron of Fri- gates fitted with...
Short memories
The SpectatorSir: Christopher Fildes's tribute to James Keogh does eloquent justice to his mem- ory. He was a true friend to the Discount Market, and in fact the best friend that we ever...
Sir: I can confirm everything in Captain Foster Brown's report.
The SpectatorI was his Navigating Officer and we discussed in detail every aspect of the search. Assuredly no signal was received from DTA/SW and had the Captain re- ceived any private...
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Art for VAT's sake
The SpectatorSir: Your piece on 'how modern painters can still save the world' (Another voice, 27 April) raised the topic of contemporary art in a pugnacious manner. Auberon Waugh praised...
Ex Cathedral
The SpectatorSir . : Mr Wilton's letter (27 April) about Frederick Stocken's architectural oratorio The Cathedral has me 'confess', in my `lengthy' review, that I left during the work's...
Real relief
The SpectatorSir: Like many other of your readers, I am sure, I get bombarded with requests for charitable aid to Ethiopia and the. Sudan. Their plight is terrible, and I try to sub- scribe...
Sir: Jews can crack anti-Semitic jokes, and blacks anti-black jokes,
The Spectatorfor the same reason that I can call my mother an old cow, but if you call my mother an old cow I'll punch your nose. Our right to be rude about our own families â and our...
Old flames
The SpectatorSir: Arthur Oliver of Palermo, British Intelligence officer in Sicily at the end of the second world war, and son of the ghost story writer Oliver Onions, told me strictly off...
Goys will be goys
The SpectatorSir: I enjoyed Michael Lewis (`The rising price of Jewish jokes', 25 May), but he misses the point. There is a strong, long tradition of self-denying Jewish humour. It's not...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorA novel approach to history Raymond Carr DEAD CERTAINTIES by Simon Schama Granta, f15.99, pp. 333 Y ou can't find out truth by writing history. You can only get at it by...
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The Rivers of no return
The SpectatorChristopher Hawtree REGENERATION by Pat Barker Viking £13.99, pp. 249 With a sigh, Auberon Waugh put the final flourish to his latest free-verse epic, got up from the desk...
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Counting Her Steps
The SpectatorShe would still enjoy a head-to-head with Heidegger, but not the waiting for it. Her ardour for the sensual kept well in check (say, chaste Lucy Rie) is no less pronounced than...
Enduring what can't be mended
The SpectatorAnita Brookner TWO LIVES by William Trevor Viking, f13.99, pp. 375 I find increasingly, as I read and re-read William Trevor, that the effect is terrifying. It is not that he...
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A naive and sentimental love story
The SpectatorFrancis King LAST LOVERS by William Wharton Granta, £13.99, pp. 387 T he American novelist William Whar- ton has already published seven successful novels, two of which, Birdy...
Keep up your bright words
The SpectatorMark Steyn THE POETS OF TIN PAN ALLEY by Philip Furia OUP, £14.95, pp. 322 P hilip Furia begins his book with a famous story so badly told it misses the point. 'Mrs Oscar...
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The end of something nice?
The SpectatorBen Pimlott POWER, COMPETITION AND THE STATE,VOLUME III: THE END OF THE POST-WAR ERA by Keith Middlemas Macmillan Press, £60, pp.500 hen did the post-war era come to a full...
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Disappearing in a puff of smoke
The SpectatorDuncan Fallowell SOUVENIR PORTRAITS by Jean Cocteau translated by Jesse Browner Robson Books, (12.95, pp. 173 T his is a new translation into English of a book which Cocteau...
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The Body's Vest
The SpectatorOften I wish a thief would steal it, or a tutting mechanic thumbs-down it, or the police clamp it, or the Lord, lowering a crane from the sky, up-reel it. Each morning it waits...
And then there was another life
The SpectatorChristopher Monckton WALTER MONCKTON by H. Montgomery Hyde Sinclair Stevenson, £25, pp. 215 A .J.P. Taylor, in one of his essays on history, says that the first duty of the...
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ARTS
The SpectatorArt Cause for Celtic celebration Giles Auty was at the opening of the new Irish Museum of Modern Art O nly a mile or so from the city centre, the driver of the taxi I had...
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Opera
The SpectatorCosi fan tutte (Glyndebourne) Enchanted evening Rupert Christiansen T he morning after Glyndebourne's Cosi, I woke to find myself floating high on a tide of well-being, as...
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Dance
The SpectatorBirmingham Royal Ballet (Birmingham Hippodrome, then touring) Young and fresh Deirdre McMahon V alses Nobles et Sentimentales is one of the great cycle of post-war ballets...
A monthly selection of forthcoming events recommended by The Spectator's
The Spectatorregular critics OPERA Gawain, Covent Garden (071 240 1066), from 2 June. Harrison Birtwistle's long-awaited new opera, with a libretto adapted by David Harsent from the...
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Cinema
The SpectatorGuilty by Suspicion (`15', selected cinemas) Un-American hero Gabriele Annan G uilty by Suspicion is about a 1950s Hollywood director called before the House Un-American...
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New York theatre
The SpectatorLost in Yonkers (Richard Rodgers Theatre) All too real Douglas Colby I n dramatising the inner life of the emo- tionally crippled, to present reality by itself is not always...
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Television
The SpectatorBlack comedy Martyn Harris T here was a wonderful moment in this week's Relative Values (BBC 2, 9 p.m., Sun- day) when oil widow Dominique de Menil recounted how she first saw...
High life
The SpectatorThe party's over Taki t was an explosive week for parties in the Big Bagel, though I managed to miss the one blast I had been looking forward to for over a year. But first a...
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New life
The SpectatorTo crown it all Zenga Longmore W hen Uncle Bisi telephoned and announced in a thunderous voice that he was coming over to the flat for an 'Extraor- dinary Family Meeting', my...
Low life
The SpectatorMisty- Jeffrey Bernard T he last night of the play, followed two days later by my birthday and then a televi- sion interview and a newspaper one, has left me feeling...
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Pasta pie and make it snappy ⢠e ' â¢
The SpectatorDO YOU remember the magnificent de- scription of a traditional monumental macaroni pie in The Leopard by Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa? A mouthwatering bit of prose if ever there...
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CHESS
The SpectatorCarnage Raymond Keene L ast week I gave the full results of the Watson, Farley & Williams/City of London Corporation tournament, currently the strongest tournament being held...
12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY
The SpectatorCOMPETITION Sonnet for a picture Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1678 you were asked for a sonnet thus entitled and given a rhyme-scheme to follow. The tenner I offered for...
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Solution to 1008: 4 into 4 = 8 0
The SpectatorB E D S, 1 TIC ARO,TEN The eight-letter unclued across lights are formed by putting one four-letter unclued down light inside another, thus DI-abet-ES from 1513 plus 14D....
No. 1681: Hats and squiggles
The SpectatorThe circumflex and the tilde, officially, and the apostrophe, unofficially, are in danger of abolition or extinction. This seems the perfect subject for a pompous or jocose...
CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary â ring the word 'Dictionary') for the first three correct...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorBan on calming puffs Frank Keating NO SOONER had I read Auberon Waugh's appalled piece here last week about Telegraph journalists being forced to give up smoking in the office...