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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorThe Importance of Being Earnest Lady Bracknell: 'To lose one colleague, Mr Major, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose five looks like carelessness.' B ritish Steel was...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorThe distinction between a poker face and an entirely blank one SIMON HEFFER T he Tories are, yet again, convulsed by scandal. They seem more concerned about a middle-aged MP...
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DIARY
The SpectatorDOMINIC LAWSON I am sorry if some readers were shocked by the abrupt nature of the message in place of the Low Life column last week. But its absent author wanted the explana-...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorLet us raise our glasses, please, to a very happy memory AUBERON WAUGH A bout 890 people die on average every day in the United Kingdom. Nearly all these deaths are sad for...
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NO BABIES, JUST MAD COW DISEASE
The SpectatorAlasdair Palmer discovers an appalling saga of cover-up and confusion involving infertile women, plundered corpses, the Department of Health and multinational drug companies...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMRS Peter Frencham from Cambridge has written to ask why the river there is called both the Granta and the Cam. It is an odd story. Cambridge was known in the time of St Bede...
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BACK TO BAGHDAD?
The SpectatorJohn Simpson says that the attitude of some Serbians reminds him of Saddam Hussein's men before the bombing of Baghdad Pale THE DISTANCE between Sarajevo and Pale, the little...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist.. . WHEN I WALKED into the ward last week, I discovered that the patients had been divided, more or less, into two teams on opposite sides of the central aisle: the...
JUST ANOTHER TINPOT DICTATOR
The SpectatorFergal Keane reports on the waning influence of Chief Buthelezi, once so assiduously courted by the West's leaders Ulundi THE MODELS entered from stage left, hands twirling...
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One hundred years ago
The SpectatorTHE MOST bizarre and striking object in the precincts of the World's Fair at Chicago, was the Ferris Wheel. All day, and most of the night, a skeleton circle of steel, 250 ft....
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THE POL POT OF EAST TIMOR
The SpectatorEdward Theberton reports on the continuing success of a massive, cowardly, brutal and incompetent invasion Almost all the survivors of the Holocaust ... remember a dream ......
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NO SEX ON THE ROCK
The SpectatorBritish sailors and airmen in Gibraltar, en route for possible war in Bosnia, are denied the pleasures of a run ashore, says Simon Courtauld Gibraltar THERE WERE some new faces...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorCanaltopia, jigsaw dogs, missing cats and pseudo-intellectual graffiti PAUL JOHNSON W alking along a canal is to see the city undressed, in its underclothes as it were. When...
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Shopping around
The SpectatorUNTIL NOW that idea had been looking less and less attractive. Bank depositors large and small, offered rates of interest that barely kept their money warm, shopped around for...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorA cold blast from the Federal Reserve blows through the world's markets CHRISTOPHER FILDES lie weather is coming from here and not just the snow. One cold blast from the...
Lawyers v. directors
The SpectatorA NEW hazard for chairmen and directors here is to be sued for retroactive fraud. This happens when they say something that puts the share price down. Shareholders then demand...
Paper patterns
The SpectatorTHERE IS something familiar about the Essex House, my hotel here. It reminds me of the partners' dining room at Hambros Bank. That room's chief glory is its painted wallpaper —...
Remote control
The SpectatorI LIKE it here, so I think I shall stay on and get myself a part-time job as a company chairman. A British company, of course. It would have a London head office, but I wouldn't...
Crossed line
The SpectatorTHAT PORTABLE telephones are a bane of modern life is a point on which I am happy to concur with the previous Chancel- lor. He taxed them. President Clinton has made them a...
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LETTERS The mystery of faith
The SpectatorSir: Paul Johnson's puffing and blustering in defence of Catholicism (And another thing, 5 February) will strike many as ridiculous — like a playground bully impo- tently...
Sir: I find it surprising that Paul Johnson should write:
The Spectator'No Catholic, for instance, may hold the office of Lord Chancellor.' He has evidently overlooked the Lord Chancellor (Tenure of Office and Dis- charge of Ecclesiastical...
Sir: Having at first taken Ferdinand Mount's article (`No pontification
The Spectatorin this realm of England', 29 January) for a rather amusing parody of ecclesiastical paranoia, I was disappointed to discover, in this week's Spectator, that it must have been...
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Sir: Ferdinand Mount is quite right to detect something in
The Spectatorthe air arising from the publicity surrounding the reception of the Duchess of Kent into the Roman Catholic Church. But together with the delicate per- fume of incense, which Mr...
Ladies last
The SpectatorSir: Surely the Duchess of Devonshire is wrong and should know better (Diary, 5 February). The man should always precede the woman on both entering and leaving a restaurant....
Sex and seniority
The SpectatorSir: Regarding Taki's column last week (High life, 5 February), intense negotia- tions — verbal rather than Ugandan provided our list of Britain's sexiest men over 40 and we...
Sir: Surely more obvious omissions from The Oxford Companion to
The SpectatorTwentieth - Centu- ry Poetry are Geoffrey Holloway and Eliza- beth Bartlett, both of whom have published more and better poetry than your reviewer, or, for that matter, Ian...
Rhyme and reason
The SpectatorSir: Hilary Corke incorrectly states that Peter Levi does not get an entry in the Oxford Companion to Twentieth-Century Poetry (Books, 12 February). Levi's entry can be found on...
Mistaken identity
The SpectatorSir: I read John Plender's article on the forthcoming House of Fraser flotation in this week's issue with interest (`Rubbing shoulders with the Queen', 5 February). He is,...
Fighting talk
The SpectatorSir: There was another reason for Macmil- carried out some air strikes on the Ian's dislike of my godfather Rab Butler (`Centenary of a double-crosser', 5 Febru- ary). George...
Hell on earth
The SpectatorSir: Perhaps human beings have room in their minds for one heaven and one hell. The Nazi hell Anne Applebaum discussed (The lesser of two evils', 12 February) reg- istered with...
Sir: In Simon Heifer's unkind article there are various inaccuracies,
The Spectatorone of which was to accuse Harold Macmillan of being osten- tatious. In fact, he spent little on himself and his clothes were the despair of his fami- ly. When he retired as...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorCries and whispers David Caute IMAGES: MY LIFE IN FILM by Ingmar Bergman Bloomsbury, f20, pp. 442 T he first Bergman film I saw was Virgin Spring. I emerged with knotted...
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Baby, it's
The Spectatorcold outside Amanda Craig OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS by Anne Lamott Bloomsbury, £13.99, pp. 272 H aving a baby is like having the most passionate, tender and absorbing love affair...
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Homer in leather
The SpectatorStephen Spender COLLECTED POEMS by Thom Gunn Faber, £20, pp. 512 T his is the poet's life which takes the reader from his youth in London to the years of his maturity, spent...
Time must have a stop
The SpectatorTim Parks THE FERMATA by Nicholson Baker Chatto, £14.99, pp. 305 A rnold Strine pushes his glasses up on the bridge of his nose and time stops, the world around him stops. But...
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Cracks in the structure
The SpectatorEric Jacobs GRAVITY IS GETTING ME DOWN by Fred Plisner Heinemann, £9.99, pp. 280 T he title of this novel — winner of the William Heinemann/Eastern Arts Award for Fiction —...
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For here we have a continuing City
The SpectatorKit McMahon THE CITY OF LONDON: VOLUME I: A WORLD OF ITS OWN 1815-90 by David Kynaston Chatto & Windus, f25, pp. 497 T he history of the City of London is a splendid subject...
Passing by on the other side
The SpectatorLucretia Stewart THE SORROW OF WAR by Bao Ninh Secker, £8.99, pp. 217 I t has taken nearly 20 years for the United States to lift the trade embargo on Vietnam and almost as...
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Down there on a visit
The SpectatorNicholas Harman B andits and soffits and exotic land- scapes were the stuff of the old travel books, written for the man in the armchair with the glass of whisky. Now you can...
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Niamh Aged 16: A Portrait
The SpectatorShyness. Delight and welcome are there also. She is content with her lot and has giving eyes. Gladly she accepts her way to grow But shows a happy hint of slight surprise,...
Auntie as Aunt Sally
The SpectatorAlasdair Palmer FUZZY MONSTERS: FEAR AND LOATHING AT THE BBC by Chris Horde and Steve Clarke Heinemann, £16.99, pp. 315 I t is hard not to feel some sympathy for John Birt. He...
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When we were Jung and unaFreud
The SpectatorPaul Ferris A MOST DANGEROUS METHOD: THE STORY OF JUNG, FREUD, AND SABINA SPIELREIN by John Kerr Sinclair-Stevenson, f25, pp. 608 F ew would argue with the opinion of Freud's...
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ARTS
The SpectatorArchitecture Easy lookin' Classicism Gavin Stamp pours scorn on the blunderings of Quinlan Terry W hen my old friend and mentor, David Watkin, first wrote here in praise of...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorTony Oursler; Kate Ericson and Mel Ziegler (Lisson Gallery, till 26 March) Seeing the point Giles Auty I t has been a consistent claim of my detractors that I fail to...
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Cinema
The SpectatorSchindler's List (15', selected cinemas) The film's the thing . . . Mark Steyn W ith Steven Spielberg, the film is the star — such a sensible rule, you wonder why he's the...
Theatre
The SpectatorCurse of the Werewolf (Stratford East) Pere Goriot (Orange Tree, Richmond) Bad Company (Bush) Fangs for the memory Sheridan Morley lien Hill's musicals have always been a...
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Music
The SpectatorThe Auld Alliance Robin Holloway A hectic five days in the double life of a fully audited academic, moonlighting as composer and critic, can sometimes involve such a whirl as...
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Television
The SpectatorA hymn to ordinariness Martyn Harris I was going to say the only thing I missed in Middlemarch (BBC2, Wednesday, 9.30 p.m.) was the authorial voice: something to give it a bit...
Sale-rooms
The SpectatorThere's no place like home Alistair McAlpine T he market in art and antiques is tenta- tively recovering, and as it feels its way upwards, it prefers lots that are untouched...
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High life
The SpectatorBetter a leg than one's soul Taki was dead drunk when Julia Mount rang me from The Spectator to tell me about poor Jeff. Of course I have been thinking of him ever since, but...
Low life
The SpectatorTea, toast and chain-smoking Jeffrey Bernard C ertain newspapers on the subject of my missing leg were predictably inaccurate. It was typical that a so-called up-market...
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Long life
The SpectatorBalliol scared me Nigel Nicolson . arly in this century the Master of Bal- E 1101 would assemble the undergraduates at the end of term for what was called, and is still...
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ON THE same day last week that I lunched at
The Spectatorwhat may be England's only Irish restau- rant, an Irish lady was telling Sophie Grig- son, on the Channel Four programme Eat Your Greens, how to make colcannon. At Mulligans the...
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sCAIDOI CHESS
The SpectatorSPAIN'S FINEST CAVA P)1D (0) LE0 SPAIN'S FINEST CAVA Eleven minus Raymond Keene ON 5 FEBRUARY I DISCUSSED the achievement of 14-year-old Peter Leko in becoming the world's...
PURE MALT
The SpectatorCOMPETITION Diary of a Nobody Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1817 you were invited to provide entries for three days of a week in the diary of a contemporary Mr Pooter. Some...
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No. 1820: Salute to the Master
The SpectatorYou are invited to write a poem (maximum 12 lines) in the manner of Ogden Nash on one of these subjects: the circus, the supermarket, the seaside. Entries to 'Com- petition No....
W & J
The SpectatorGRAHAM'S PORT r CROSSWORD W & GRAHAM'S PORT r A first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Malvedos 1979 Vintage Port for the first correct solution opened on 7 March,...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorThose were the days . . . Frank Keating HERE we are in Jamaica again, four years on from the very week that English Test cricket was sunning itself after dramatically beating...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorQ. The term 'Cheers' (Your problems solved, 5 February) was disparaged in Nancy Mitford's original `U and Non-U' article in Encounter. This provoked a letter to the editor from...