4 JANUARY 1992, page 39

Spectator Sport

High Winks Frank Keating GOOCH'S England cricketers have hardly landed in New Zealand and they are padding up for their first match. Acclimati- sation was a much more leisurely......

Your Problems Solved

Q. I was in my local Catholic church on Sunday when a white .haired woman fainted or had a stroke in the bench in front of me. Luckily an Irishwoman and an aristocratic- looking......