29 APRIL 2000, page 16

Second Opinion

SOUTH • AMERICA used to have banana boats; now it has adoption runs. On the plane home from South America recently, all the seats in front of me were taken by adoptive parents......

Knaves Of Arts

David Lee on 'Hymn 'and Hirst or how to make a million out of a £14.99 Woolworth's toy AT last year's Contemporary Art Fair in Islington, two abstract paintings of the same......