22 MAY 1982, page 32

Low Life

Candidates Jeffrey Bernard I fyou answered that extraordinary Dateline computer dating ad with ab- solute honesty I wonder what on earth you'd get. Well, I don't. I mean I......

No. 1216: The Winners

Charles Seaton reports: Competitors were asked to write a short verse biography of any famous, but not contemporary, figure. `Biography,' declared E. C. Bentley, with little......

Co Mp E Ti T I On

No. 1219: Not quite tennis Set by Jaspistos: Please provide an aghast (but not, I hope, prophetic) Wimbledon radio commentary during a match which surpasses anything to date in......