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The substance of optimism
The SpectatorT hose Tories coming to David Cameronâs first conference as party leader in search of detailed policies were always going to be disappointed. It is only ten months since Mr...
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I embarked upon my new book, On Royalty , because, as a
The Spectatorrepublican, I was genuinely baffled by the devotion monarchies seem to inspire. Yet the more I looked into it, the less there seemed to be to the republican cause: monarchy may...
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David Cameron has helped his party rediscover its most lethal weapon: loyalty
The SpectatorF or the first time in perhaps a decade, not a drop of blood has been shed on the floor of a Conservative party conference. What was for so many years a vicious gladiatorial...
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Bournemouth
The SpectatorT he current Tory position on tax cuts is rather like the doctrine of the Trinity. It makes no sense unless you know the questions that lie behind it. It is not really a...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorSATURDAY Phonecalls to Dorset police: 235. Nights without sleep: 3. Double espressos: 25. Where is Daveâs pass?!!?!? We applied two months ago...
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The mean streets of Britain, where life is as cheap as food
The SpectatorThe shootings in a Brixton McDonaldâs were a terrible metaphor for the way we live now, writes Allister Heath . A whole section of society, raised on violence and fast food,...
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Unlike Clinton, McCain told them the truth
The SpectatorIrwin Stelzer , who urged the US presidential contender not to come to the Tory conference, still admired his honest speech and its refreshing contrast with Clintonâs at...
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Ken Dodd: still happy after all these years
The SpectatorMore than 50 years after his debut, the Squire of Knotty Ash plays 120 shows a year, each lasting five hours. He tells Michael Henderson what comedy is â and quotes Aristotle...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorIâve just bought my husbandâs Christmas present. It is Gallimaufry (Oxford, £12.99) by Michael Quinion. He was the man, you may remember, who wrote Port Out, Starboard Home...
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The History Boys film gets me all wrong
The SpectatorThe villainous teacher in the play, now a movie, is partly based on Andrew Roberts . But, he writes, Alan Bennett fails to grasp that revisionist history is not based on a...
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The slaughter of the Amish children: just another day in America
The SpectatorRod Liddle says that a society brutalised by violent imagery and the death penalty has learned to expect such horrors as the bloodbath in the schoolhouse I t was what the...
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Special relationship spats
The SpectatorFrom Stephen Graubard Sir: The interview with Senator John McCain (âDavid Cameron has what it takes to succeedâ, 30 September) is both informative and interesting but Iâd...
Media whore
The SpectatorFrom David Mayger Sir: As a longtime Spectator reader, I used to sympathise with Britainâs problem. Used to, that is, until reading that your two major political parties are...
Where Paul first preached
The SpectatorFrom Tim Hudson Sir: Itâs odd that the Pope should think that Christianity both defines and is defined by Europe (âPope Benedict was attacking the West, not Islamâ, 23...
A resignation issue
The SpectatorFrom Andrew Sinclair Sir: I was the other Fellow of Churchill College who resigned with Francis Crick over the chapel issue (âThe genetic code genius failed to kill faithâ,...
Hair today
The SpectatorFrom Alistair Robertson Sir: Matthew Parris has now joined Alistair Cooke as my other bathroom guru (Another voice, 23 September). Many years ago my wife heard Alistair Cooke,...
Bus blockade
The SpectatorFrom Alan Phillips Sir: Rod Liddle (âA miserable waste of spaceâ, 30 September) quotes Transport 2000, âA bus carrying up to 90 passengers takes up the same space as...
Light truths
The SpectatorFrom Robert Davies Sir: Thomas Youngâs wave theory of light did not in fact disprove Newtonâs particle theory (Books, 30 September). One of scienceâs later achievements...
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Why should the Queen endorse the unionsâ decision to choose a new Labour PM mid-term?
The SpectatorI magine that the prime minister of the day â whoever he might be were to stand down as PM and leader of the majority party in Parliament. His party would choose a new leader....
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Let us now praise famous horses
The SpectatorI have never ridden a horse in my life. But I like them, big, decent, hardworking, sensitive creatures that they are. At my house in West Somerset I know several, and take great...
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Why Google has already passed its peak
The SpectatorMatthew Lynn says the mighty search engine has gone from cool start-up to capitalist monster in record time â but that its decline could be just as quick I f you happened to...
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Donât expect a new era of cheap fuel
The SpectatorAllister Heath E conomics is not always the dismal science; sometimes it can cheer you up. Take the price of petrol. When fuel duty was first introduced in 1909, it was set at...
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Itâs unthinkable, but Tesco is heading for trouble
The SpectatorJudi Bevan says the supermarket group shares many of the faults that afflicted Marks & Spencer a decade ago T esco is heading for a fall. Improbable though this may sound after...
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Bear market strategies
The SpectatorJoanna Pitman explains how wealth can be stored in your childrenâs toy cupboard E ver thought of investing in teddy bears? Before you collapse in a fit of laughter, consider...
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A voice crying in the wilderness
The SpectatorCharles Moore T HE G OD D ELUSION by Richard Dawkins Bantam, £20, pp. 416, ISBN 0593055489 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 R ichard Dawkins is an evangelical. The...
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The shadow of a scandal
The SpectatorPeregrine Worsthorne B RINGING THE H OUSE D OWN by David Profumo John Murray, £20, pp. 304, ISBN 0719566088 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 F or someone famous â...
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Fashions and passions at Westminster
The SpectatorTamzin Lightwater G LASS H OUSES by Sandra Howard Simon & Schuster, £10, pp. 480, ISBN 0743285557 â £8 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 O ne gets so tired of the heavy duty...
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Death of a billionaire PM
The SpectatorCharles Glass K ILLING M R L EBANON by Nicholas Blandford I.B. Tauris, £17.99, pp. 236, ISBN 1845112024 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 R afik Hariri was...
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It was a dark and stormy night . . .
The SpectatorP. D. James T HE A CT OF R OGER MURGATROYD by Gilbert Adair Faber, £10.99, pp. 286 ISBN 057122637X I t is hardly surprising if from time to time a contemporary novelist should...
Drive
The SpectatorMedley of horses by the motorway untethered; the field surplus to transport or agriculture. At this speed the horses look like Travellersâ horses beside a leftover wood where...
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Having your cake, eating it and selling it
The SpectatorToby Young BORIS by Andrew Gimson Simon & Schuster, £17.99, pp. 277, ISBN 0743275845 W hen Boris Johnson was selected as the Conservative candidate for Henley in 2000, a year...
Anglo German attitudes
The SpectatorMichael Gove D ON â T M ENTION THE W AR by John Ramsden Little, Brown, £20, pp. 433, ISBN 0316861227 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 O ne of the most dangerous...
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The end of the imperial line
The SpectatorDavid Gilmour T HE L AST M UGHAL : T HE F ALL OF A D YNASTY , D ELHI , 1857 by William Dalrymple Bloomsbury, £25, pp. 578, ISBN 074758639X â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Public servant, private saint
The SpectatorHugh Cecil L EONARD W OOLF : A L IFE by Victoria Glendinning Simon & Schuster, £25, pp. 530, ISBN 0743220307 â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 L eonard Woolf had a...
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Dreams Before Sleeping
The SpectatorThe idea is to set the mind adrift And sleep comes. Mozart, exquisitely dressed, Walks carefully to work between soft piles Of fresh horse-dung. Nice work. Why was my gift...
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Essex girl goes West
The SpectatorNicholas Haslam R ED C ARPETS AND O THER B ANANA S KINS by Rupert Everett Little, Brown, £18.99, pp. 405, ISBN 0316732222 â £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his...
The battle of the books
The SpectatorSelina Hastings A S PY IN THE B OOKSHOP : L ETTERS BETWEEN H EYWOOD H ILL AND J OHN S AUMAREZ S MITH , 1966-1974 edited by John Saumarez Smith Frances Lincoln, £12.99, pp....
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The last time he saw Paris
The SpectatorO ne good reason to read Simenon is to recover Paris. It is now 75 years since Maigret made his first appearance, and, if his Paris is not yet utterly lost, you have to walk...
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âPass me a sparklerâ
The SpectatorHenrietta Bredin goes operatic speed dating with composers, conductors, singers and directors W ould I like to attend an operatic speed-dating evening, as a librettist who...
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Light on a master
The SpectatorTom Rosenthal Rembrandt: Quest of a Genius Kulturforum, Potsdamer Platz, Berlin, until 5 November I tâs strange that while Britain has gone fairly mad over Mozartâs 250th...
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Lines of beauty
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Holbein in England Tate Britain, until 7 January 2007 Sponsored by The British Land Company Manet to Picasso National Gallery, until 20 May 2007 H ans Holbein...
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Unforgettable fire
The SpectatorRuth Guilding P laces, like property prices, go up and down. Margate, in the most northerly corner of Kent, is just beginning the uncertain journey upwards again. The...
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Merylâs movie
The SpectatorDeborah Ross The Devil Wears Prada PG, Nationwide S o, to cut straight to what you really want to know without having to wade through several paragraphs of plot-rehash followed...
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Absent Eliot
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Tom and Viv Almeida Amadeus Wiltonâs Music Hall Daddy Cool Shaftesbury Theatre A mazing news. Theatre tickets in Islington are free. Itâs all to do with...
Lessons from Tristan
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Tristan and Isolde Welsh National Opera La Traviata ENO I tâs more than three years since there was a production of Wagnerâs ultimate masterpiece, Tristan...
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Reasons to be cheerful
The SpectatorCharles Spencer I used to love the season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, and when Iâm kicking conkers on the way to the station or picking damsons on a sunny Sunday...
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Top of the pops
The SpectatorKate Chisholm I was never a fan of The Office , nor did I fall for its doleful star Martin Freeman (the mole-like antidote to Ricky Gervais), but I was intrigued to find out...
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Bare cheek
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart N ormally I detest people who use laptops on crowded trains, but if youâre watching a DVD your elbows arenât flying, and with earphones youâre no more of a...
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A little snack
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld T he countryside writer Ian Niall, a columnist in these pages some 50 years ago, told in his classic work, The Poacherâs Handbook , of one of the fraternity...
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Great judgment
The SpectatorRobin Oakley G ermany, next in the European Union presidency, wonât be trying anything too adventurous. We know that from the Berlin official who cautioned memorably against...
Party time
The SpectatorTaki T he trouble with throwing a party is it only lasts for a few hours. Compared with the time and effort it takes to organise, it seems, well, a waste of time. John Aspinall...
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On the buses
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke âA t the age of 35,â said Evelyn Waugh, âone needs to go to the moon, or some such place, to recapture the excitement with which one first landed at...
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Village life
The SpectatorRoy Hattersley T he northern end of my village rejoices in old age. And it is even more venerable than it looks. Sometime during the 18th century the more prosperous residents...
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J oël Robuchon, the French chef who is variously referred to
The Spectatoras âa geniusâ and âlegendaryâ and âthe chef of the centuryâ has just opened his first London restaurant, LâAtelier de Joël Robuchon. This is, apparently,...
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Oh, Brother
The SpectatorOscar Humphries has found a club he wants to belong to B rooks Brothers have made suits for every American president since Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln was wearing one of their...
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Snakeskin on a plane
The SpectatorSarah Standing embraces hands-free travelling F lying back to Heathrow from JFK on 12 August, just two days after the Draconian new hand luggage restrictions were put into...
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Fashionable Paris
The SpectatorAlexandra Shulman mixes couture and culture in the City of Light P aris was the first capital city outside London that I ever visited. My mother and godmother took me and Suzi,...
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Hove has it again
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING F ootballâs overblown autumn overtures have been interesting enough, I suppose; and the rugger buggers have been lining up their wicked big hits for the...
Q. A few weeks ago we had a 25th wedding
The Spectatoranniversary dance. Old and new friends came from far and wide. A clutch of beautiful presents was left for us in the hall, which we did not expect. One had an unsigned card...
Q. I have a friend who is giving much offence
The Spectatorby first making good friends in the course of business and then, as soon as the business is completed, looking through those same friends at parties. What I would like to know,...