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Labour in injury time
The SpectatorW hen Harold Wilson made much of his knowledge of football he let loose upon the world an association of ideas which has now returned to haunt his party. Football and the Labour...
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Political commentary
The SpectatorReplacing the NHS Colin Welch F OT A PRISONER OF RIGHT': gullible as ever, I doze happily off again, fondly dreaming of that aged firebrand held in durance vile by reliable...
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Notebook
The SpectatorL ast week' s leading article in the New S tatesman was entitled 'Walrus and t he C arpenter'. It was an attack on the „, °v erritiient' s economic policy. One ,"ondered what...
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Another voice
The SpectatorCoping with Shirley Auberon Waugh 11 the CBI's proposals for the creation of more jobs seem to me fatuous and most of them harmful, with the possible ex- ception of the one...
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1 %Nor i apturing the middle ground
The SpectatoraYmond Carr I t is odd that persons like myself, who would regard a Socialist victory in Britain welcome little short of a national disaster, should eie° rne the victory of...
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Felipe's Spain
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens Madrid J ust before he died in exile in 1939, the great Spanish poet Antonio Machado wrote the following lines: Espaitolito que vienes Al mundo, to...
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No outcome, no decision
The Spectator• • Nl cholas von Hoffman Washington Washington he miraculous aspect of American elec- P r t ,, tions is that they take so long and cost ;" Much but when they are done no...
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Ich bin ein Falklander
The SpectatorTimothy Garton Ash Berlin G ranted, it is hard to say something new at the Wall. In Berlin the cliches fall as ineluctably as rain in County Mayo. For the last twenty years...
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A matter of principle
The SpectatorMurray Sayle T he corruptest society in the world? The only fair approach, clearly, would be to multiply the average bribe by the median number of deals per day, and both these...
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One hundred years ago
The SpectatorA horrible and novel accident occur- red to the Midland Scotch express on Sunday. After the train left Normanton, the Pullman sleeping-car, with four passengers in it, was...
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Danes right, Swedes left
The SpectatorAndrew Brown Copenhagen Ab out 12 hours after the new Danish centre-right government's austerity programme had passed through parliament' by the narrowest possible margin, a...
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'Suffolk's best customers
The SpectatorRichard West Sudbury, Suffolk A P l aque on the Town Hall says: `To the sk, Citizens of Sudbury for their fellow- 07. und erstanding and hospitality. The 41 : e'er ' and men...
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The spirit of Liverpool
The SpectatorRoy Kerridge O utside the well-known Ade1phi Hotel in Liverpool are two stone faces, one on either side of the steps. Originally they must have resembled mysterious Celtic...
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Broadcasting
The SpectatorThe Pubservebrod beast Paul Johnson T his week the advent of Channel Four (or ITV 2 as it ought to be called) increased by one third the amount of 'public service broadcasting'...
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The Oxford image
The SpectatorSir: Perhaps you would allow me to com- ment briefly on Mr Stuart Proffitt's denun- ciation of my Oxford piece (Letters, 23 Oc- tober). First, Mr Proffitt accuses me of...
Gore bore
The SpectatorSir: On page 13 of the Spectator of 23 Oc- tober there was a cartoon of Mr Gore Vidal holding a cane. On page 16 there was another cartoon, of Mr Auberon Waugh with his trousers...
Sir: Richard West's diatribe against Israel and his selective rendition
The Spectatorof Anglo-Jewish history (23 October) cry out for a detailed reply. Alas, his inaccuracies, half-truths and sheer distortion would make any point- for-point response intolerably...
Letters
The SpectatorOnce a terrorist Sir West's piece under the above t i tle ( 2 3 October) implies that it be con- . always a terrorist'. But there is at fact no such proverbial saying, so far...
Derek Jackson
The SpectatorSir: I am writing a short memoir of Pro- fessor Derek Jackson OBE, FRS, DFC. I should be very grateful if any of your readers would be kind enough to send me reminiscences of...
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Books
The SpectatorMaster Ridley's version Eric Christiansen C it Thomas More is easy to praise, but kJ not to understand. He was wise, witty, and learned. His Utopia is an astonishing fantasy,...
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Van Der Post's inner voice
The SpectatorJohn Stewart Collis Yet Being Someone Other Laurens Van Der Post (Hogarth Press £8.95) I t Was the fear of every man lest he W h en make an end', said Ben Jonson W h en...
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Dirty linen
The SpectatorChristopher Booker The Private Eye Story Patrick Marnham (Andre Deutsch/Private Eye £7.95) arlier this year the offices of the satirical magazine Private Eye in Soho were...
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Ite and abite
The SpectatorAlastair Best The Official Sloane Ranger Handboo k Ann Barr and Peter York (Ebury Press £4.95) R eaders of Harpers and Queen will be familiar with the Sloane Ranger. Ever since...
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Thrillers
The SpectatorJames O'Higgins A new Geoffrey Household is an event. Rogue Justice is a tour de force. It can be read by itself, but to appreciate its fulness one should first read, or...
Love and war
The SpectatorP. J. Kavanagh Beware of Pity Stefan Zweig (Jonathan Cape £7.95) T he title of this extraordinary novel puts up one's guard at first. Originally wri- ten in German and...
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Chaps' . book
The SpectatorChristopher Hawtree The First Clerihews E. C. Bentley and collaborators (O.U.P. £6.95) T o h f e inv e ntor Trent s Loasf Last Case devel o ped and a autho r s e ns of failure...
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Worthiness
The SpectatorSara Maitland A lan Sillitoe is, of course, a major novelist. His latest novel reads as though the weight of this responsibility was pressing down on him hard, crushing him...
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Jacobethan to Modern
The SpectatorJohn Martin Robinson The Last Country Houses Clive Aslet (Yale University Press ft 5 ) I n conjunction with the publication of Clive Aslet's book, an exhibition on...
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Arts
The SpectatorProfitable investigations Rodney Milnes p re conceptions were signally disap- k Pointed at Wexford this year. We all „, rie w in advance that Alfano's Sakuntala "as going to...
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Theatre
The SpectatorArms and the clan Mark Amory Major Barbara (Lyttelton) Woza Albert (Bloomsbury) Mr Fothergill's Murder (Duke of York's) M ajor Barbara is another Shaw Pia ) ; that confirms...
Cinema
The SpectatorRough trade Peter Ackroyd The Loveless ('X', selected cinemas) A n organisation known as 'Pioneer Films' appears in the opening credits, and a voice at the beginning of the...
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Art
The SpectatorSingular John McEwen 'Victor Willing left this, country in his V twenties as one of the brightest artistic lights of his generation, and returned in the mid-Seventies after...
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Television
The SpectatorNonstarter for 4 Richard Ingrams I have never been quite sure what purpose the new Channel 4 is meant to serve, apart from creating more jobs, which nowadays is used as an...
High life
The SpectatorTitle role Taki U nlike the good Marx, Groueh°' who never forgot a face except when he wished to make an exception, I ata capable of remembering people's fa ce n s i Even when...
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Low life
The SpectatorOff colour Jeffrey Bernard 've known Aubrey since we were teen- I a g ers but I never realised until last week that he's a paranoid hypochondriac. Like most of us he's worried...
Postscript
The SpectatorNo love for Papa Patrick Marnham I t is well-known that the Pope is a busy man with many problems. Some days he has to settle the Falklands War. Other mor- nin g s there are...
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No. 1240: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were asked to write an epitaph on someone who had a peculiarly modern sort of occupation. There was a healthy number of entries, including one by...
Competition
The SpectatorNo. 1243: What happened? Set by Jaspistos: A recent Daily Telegraph featured two striking headlines on the same page: `VAGUE' VICAR QUITS AFTER COM- PLAINTS and MAYORESS STRIPS...
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Chess
The SpectatorRaymond Keene T his autumn the annual Master Game has been replaced by the inaugural TV World C ap, a co - production by the BBC lict German TV, with much the strongest l...
Crossword 582
The SpectatorA Prize of ten pounds will be awarded for the first correct solution oPened on 22 November. Entries to: Crossword 582, The Spec- tator, 56 Doughty Street, London WCIN 211– I...
Solution to 579: Outcast The unclued and partly clued solu-
The Spectatortions are Shakespearian characters (12A: Marriage of Heaven and Hell). Winner: Mrs Lilian Williams, Bryngwyn, Newborough, Anglesey, Gwynedd. A I APIPS . li roirgi N 1111 11...
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Short story
The SpectatorGlaciation Italo Calvino I ce? Yes? I'll just go into the kitchen for a moment and get the ice. And immediate- ly the word 'ice' expands between her and me, separates us, or...
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Special offer
The SpectatorSpectator Wine Club Auberon Waugh F or Christmas drinking, I have chosen a bottle of mature and, in my opinion, magnificent old Burgundy which tastes ex- actly as the best...
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Portrait of the week
The SpectatorM embers of the National Union of 61 Mineworkers voted, by a majority of Per cent, against a recommendation from their president, Mr Arthur Scargill, to strike for pay...
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The SpectatorINNOCENCE. AND DESIGN by Richard Waughburton. Gavin Stamp, I St Chad's Street, Argyle Square, London WCI. THE MARIA GONDS OF BASTAR DISTRICT (India) by W. V. Grigson, published...
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The Great Spectator
The SpectatorTreasure Hunt Set by Christopher Booker T his issue of The Spectator has the fifth clue in the Great SPC C. tator Treasure Hunt. The Treasure Hunt will last for seve° more...
Fifth Clue
The Spectatorach set of three questions leads to a 1i place somewhere in the British Isles. Remember the three questions all have the same answer. 1) A household word — along with Ex- eter,...
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The Spectator- 1Q ach issue of The Spectator from now until the Christmas issue (18 December) will carry a clue. • Each clue is made up of three separate questions, designed (except...