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I ’ve just emerged from the gym, winding down after a
The Spectatorday’s writing, when my son Sukhraj calls, alerting me to sudden news of explosions and fatalities in Mumbai. I rush home, change out of my tracksuit, and go into Television...
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The Damian Green affair shows us just how pathetically supine Parliament has become
The SpectatorK nowledge that a secret exists is half of the secret, and Westminster loves nothing more than guessing what a secret might be. When The Spectator ’s website revealed at 6 p.m....
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N ew Labour has always preserved from the hard Left the
The SpectatorLeninist idea that the party (or, in Blair/ Brown theory, ‘the project’) is the only reality to be respected. All the other institutions of society — above all, Parliament — are...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY A few loose ends I’m still trying to get to the bottom of: 1) If Damian was running the mole — and there’s no evidence to suggest he was but let’s just say he might have...
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The global force behind Mumbai’s agony is in our midst
The SpectatorStephen Schwartz and Irfan Al-Alawi say that LET — the Army of the Righteous — is a worldwide Islamist organisation which is well-established in Britain. The Mumbai atrocities...
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‘They treat me more like a devil than a god’
The SpectatorLloyd Evans finds that Bernard-Henri Lévy is not the ageing French dandy of caricature but a serious intellectual with views on everything from Barack Obama to the Muslim veil...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorI’ve been reading such a funny book that even my husband has stirred fitfully in his chair when my laughter breaks into his stertorous breathing. The book is nothing but a list...
What I learned from the Somali pirates
The SpectatorAidan Hartley says that Somali piracy is very well-organised and efficient and is opposed publicly only by militant Muslims — who may yet seize power in Mogadishu T he ceaseless...
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New Sondheim: enjoy it while stocks last
The SpectatorGerald Kaufman is enthralled by the first Sondheim premiere in 14 years. A minor work Road Show may be, but it is still worth much more than anyone else’s musicals A Sondheim...
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After Baby P: the crisis in child foster care
The SpectatorMary Wakefield talks to a courageous woman who blew the whistle on the deep systemic failures in the foster care service — and whose only reward was to be hounded and vilified...
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The law applies to Damian Green, too
The SpectatorRod Liddle is reluctant to join the journalistic herd in its unqualified outrage at the Tory MP’s arrest. But it is certainly time to put the police under the microscope G reat...
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Nancy and the Keynesians
The SpectatorSir: Nancy Dell’Olio is a Keynesian (‘John Maynard Keynes, my hero’, 29 November), but if Keynes were alive today, he would be revising his doctrine. In the 1930s government...
Sir: Your new economics correspondent Nancy Dell’Olio might like to
The Spectatorconsider another economist, Kondratieff, who postulated an 80-year cycle in economic events: 1929 marked the end of a decade noted for bright young things, financial excess,...
Sir: While I don’t doubt Nancy Dell’Olio is a fan
The Spectatorof John Maynard Keynes, I cannot shake off the feeling she may have had help composing her case for him. The last leg of her piece reads like someone from the Treasury has...
All Greek to Moore
The SpectatorSir: Charles Moore employs a more inaccurate term than he may appreciate when he describes the Greek Cypriot organisation EOKA as ‘separatist’. In fact EOKA fought for enosis ,...
Plane wrong
The SpectatorSir: This may be pedantic, but given the relevance and personal interest attributed by Charlotte Metcalf to the Spitfire in her article on Bremont watches (Christmas Gifts, 29...
Bloody brilliant
The SpectatorSir: Toby Young (‘Status Anxiety’, 29 November) tells of his daughter’s present to him of a swear box. She has set an important precedent that deserves maximum support. Let...
Not the embonpoint
The SpectatorSir: Dear Mary uses the word embonpoint to mean ‘bosom’. It doesn’t; the OED and Harrap’s French-English Dictionary agree that it means ‘plump’ , ‘stout’ or ‘well-covered’. Tom...
Letter of the law
The SpectatorSir: Following Charles Moore’s comments about TV Licensing (The Spectator’s Notes, passim ), we would like to make clear that TV Licensing’s operations strictly comply with the...
An undignified part
The SpectatorSir: If Robert Peston is the only route through which the government is prepared to take a leak, which part of the body politic does that make him? Giles Rowe London SW12
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To understand the true nature of history, let us start with the question of Napoleon’s piles
The SpectatorC ometh the hour, cometh the piles? Well, Wellington called Waterloo ‘the closest run thing you ever saw in your life’, and on the morning of battle, Napoleon was too exhausted...
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Plus ça change in the bustling hurly-burly of Westbourne Grove
The SpectatorT he chill winds are already blowing down Westbourne Grove as the recession takes hold. They would, wouldn’t they? The Grove is a peculiarly fragile and sensitive street, and...
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The global currency crisis is still to come
The SpectatorJonathan Ruffer argues that state bail-outs in response to the credit crunch could lead to yet another massive shock: a widespread collapse of currencies, and a new inflation N...
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Ingots are just another commodity
The SpectatorMatthew Lynn I t would be hard to imagine a worse run of events for paper money. Investment banks such as Lehman Brothers have drowned in a sea of subprime debt. Building...
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At last, a fine statue of Brian Clough — but still not even a plaque for Jesse Boot
The Spectator‘A ll Nottingham has is Robin Hood — and he’s dead,’ said Brian Roy, a Dutch footballer who starred, briefly, for Nottingham Forest in the 1990s. Roy’s assessment of this bleak...
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The view from the middle lane
The SpectatorMichael Cockerell T HE H UGO Y OUNG P APERS : T HIRTY Y EARS OF B RITISH P OLITICS — O FF THE R ECORD by Hugo Young, edited by Ion Trewin Allen Lane, £30, pp. 834, ISBN...
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But where is Colonel Blimp?
The SpectatorRupert Christiansen T HE T RIUMPH OF M USIC by Tim Blanning Allen Lane, £25, pp. 404, ISBN 9781846141782 ✆ £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T his is an often entertaining,...
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Saints and sinners
The SpectatorElfreda Pownall W ith the publication of their Christmas cookery books, Nigella, Jamie, Delia and Gordon all have a brand image, or a halo, to polish. Nigella’s brand is...
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I f you can’t afford the airfare you might take this
The Spectatordelicious guided tour instead. Exploring some of the best contemporary Turkish houses (or caves), the photographer, Solvi dos Santos, divides her subjects by season, as if to...
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Dirty diggers
The SpectatorJustin Marozzi T HE B UDDHA BL D R F UHRER by Charles Allen Haus Publishing, £17.99, pp. 276, ISBN9781905791934 ✆ £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 C harles Allen’s latest...
A rose-tinted view of the bay
The SpectatorBarry Unsworth T HE A NCIENT S HORE by Shirley Hazzard and Francis Steegmuller University of Chicago Press, £9.50, pp. 127, ISBN 9780226322018 ✆ £8.40 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Humph swings
The SpectatorPatrick Skene Catling L AST C HORUS : A N A UTOBIOGRAPHICAL M EDLEY by Humphrey Lyttleton JR Books, £18.99, pp. 447, ISBN 9781906217181 ✆ £15.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655...
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Differences and similarities
The SpectatorColin Amery W EST W ORKROOM towards a new sobriety in architecture theory + practice by Paolo Conrad-Bercah +w office (including contributions from Daniel Sherer, Pierluigi...
Alternative reading
The SpectatorSurprising literary ventures Gary Dexter W ILLY AND THE K ILLER K IPPER (1981) by Jeffrey Archer A stonishing prescience for 1981? Willy and the Killer Kipper — like the...
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In perfect harmony
The SpectatorHenrietta Bredin talks to the conductor Brad Cohen, who mentored Alex James in Maestro I t is worth remembering that the BBC, despite its recent, excessively well-aired...
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Poles apart
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Saul Steinberg: Illuminations Dulwich Picture Gallery, until 15 February 2009 Cartoons & Coronets: The Genius of Osbert Lancaster The Wallace Collection, until...
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Luminous landscapes
The SpectatorAngela Summerfield Oleg Vassiliev: Recent Works Faggionato Fine Arts, 49 Albemarle Street, London W1, until 23 January 2009 T he septuagenarian Russian artist Oleg Vassiliev...
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Treasure trove
The SpectatorMark Glazebrook Qatar’s Museum of Islamic Art I slamic art is a fast growing subject of study. Too many countries are involved for it to be categorised like French or Japanese...
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A rich legacy
The SpectatorTiffany Jenkins The Philippe de Montebello Years: Curators Celebrate Three Decades of Acquisitions Metropolitan Museum, until 1 February 2009 P hilippe de Montebello retires...
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Crumblies’ gig
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann I t all started earlier this year, when my friend Chris managed to get four tickets for the first Leonard Cohen concerts at the O2. ‘There’s one for you if you...
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Flights of fancy
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Les Contes d’Hoffmann Royal Opera Der fliegende Holländer Barbican A stonished delight was the first reaction, of everyone, I think, at the Royal Opera’s latest...
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Bad neighbours
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Lakeview Terrace 15, Nationwide Summer 15, Key Cities L akeview Terrace is one of those menacing, neighbour-from-hell type thrillers with Samuel L. Jackson...
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Relative values
The SpectatorLloyd Evans The Family Reunion Donmar Chicken Hackney Empire August: Osage County Lyttelton T .S. Eliot was in his fifties when he turned to the theatre. What’s amazing about...
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Food for thought
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart M y favourite programme last week was France on a Plate (BBC4, Sunday) in which Dr Andrew Hussey investigated the link between gastronomy and la gloire ; French...
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Triple whammy
The SpectatorTaki New York A funny thing happened to me on my way out from a party on 17 November in London. I was temporarily confused until I ran into Naomi Campbell in the Royal Hospital...
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Welcome to Cairo
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke W e first encountered Ahmed, our dragoman in Cairo, when he stepped forward to greet us at passport control. He was dressed soberly in dark suit, black tie, black...
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Battling the blues
The SpectatorMelissa Kite M y friend Stephen rang me in a tremendous huff, just as I was trying to eat a mince pie. ‘I no longer wish to be a part of this society. You can cease referring...
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Antiques
The SpectatorOld is the new new And contemporary art is suddenly yesterday’s thing, writes Helen Kirwan-Taylor D amien Hirst’s two-day auction of spanking new works at Sotheby’s in...
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Play time
The SpectatorLindy Woodhead GADGETS L iving in an all-male household (husband, two sons, cosseted cat) has tended to colour my perception of technology. Over the past two decades or so of...
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Woman’s hour
The SpectatorNick Foulkes Watches O f late I have had a number of men getting in touch with me to ask which watches to buy their wives. This is one of those perennial questions that has...
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In a recession, head for the mall where you can buy seven Crunchies for £1.49
The SpectatorI was awestruck. As a long-term resident of west London, I had been looking forward to my first glimpse of this emporium, but it was even better than I imagined. I simply had no...
Ancient & modern
The SpectatorIn the last two columns we have considered Barack Obama as novus homo and orator. But what about his mixed race? The racist seeks the cause for the differences between groups...
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Spectator Sport
The SpectatorT here’s got to be some direct relationship these days between the bad behaviour of the Twickenham crowd and the feebleness of the English team. When the Twickers faithful...
Q. I have a well-established and generally wonderful cleaning woman
The Spectatorwhose job, in her view, includes chatting. This was fine in the past when my children were out at school all day but now my 16-year-old son is attending sixth-form college and...
Q. My parents have gone on to a new British
The SpectatorTelecom plan so as to try and cut down on bills. Although we can make all local and national calls free, the problem is that mobiles still cost a lot to ring and my sister, who...
Q. I work by day in communal artists’ studios, the
The Spectatortemperature of which is subzero and noisy with rats, and everyone is feeling the onslaught of the credit crunch. There seems to be nothing uplifting politically, financially —...