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Eye-catching inanities
The SpectatorT o adapt Macaulay, there is no spectacle so ridiculous as the Labour party in one of its periodic fits of ideology. While the heir-presumptive, Gordon Brown, has remained in...
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F or years, one of the highlights of the Oscar season
The Spectatorwas the starcrammed party that fiber-agent Irving ‘Swifty’ Lazar threw first at the Bistro in Beverly Hills and later at Spago in Hollywood. Invitations to this party were the...
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As Livingstone reverts to type, the Tories look at London with justified ambition
The SpectatorS ay what you like about Ken Livingstone, you can’t accuse him of failing to spot a political opportunity. When the position of mayor of London was created in 2000, other...
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O ne must keep repeating that the bicentenary being celebrated this
The Spectatoryear is of the abolition of the slave trade by Britain. From the amount of breast-beating, you would think that it was 200 years since the trade got going. There is huge...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY I know I should be excited about the move to Millbank — historic landslide here we come! — but I’d just got my desk next to Jed’s office. It’s taken months of ‘edging’ at...
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Not a boot on a face, but a foot in the door: Big Brother is coming
The SpectatorTessa Mayes says that snooping and surveillance are on the rise all around us, in a culture where there is no longer a presumption in favour of privacy, and reveals alarming...
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My toddler and I get a
The Spectatortaste of g un crime Lloyd Evans is caught in the crossfire in an east London shootout and refuses to accept that such incidents are ‘society’s crime’. They happen because stupid...
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The best joke of the lot is that Rory Bremner is to blame for the cynicism
The SpectatorRod Liddle salutes one of the impressionist’s victims, Peter Hain, and the minister’s awesomely flexible definition of principle I t is always cheering to encounter a politician...
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Lord Jellicoe
The SpectatorGeorge Jellicoe, who died last week, was an early member of David Stirling’s SAS, and soon became commander of the Special Boat Service. We first met in pitch darkness soon...
America: you’ll miss it when it’s gone
The SpectatorThe US presidential race is setting the scene for a subtle new isolationism, says Irwin Stelzer . America is fed up of playing global policeman and getting no credit for it D...
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The Clunking Fist: an Opera for Brown’s Last Budget
The SpectatorBritain doesn’t do Lord High Executioners, but if it did, Gordon Brown would probably be the best in the world. The prospect of the Chancellor in this role occurred to me while...
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Meacher: why Spectator readers should vote for me
The SpectatorMichael Meacher wants to succeed Tony Blair as Prime Minister. Here he offers our readers his radical views on the special relationship, Parliament and the environment A...
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Don’t blame the website
The SpectatorFrom Malcolm Gooderham Sir: Your leading article of 24 February misses a fundamental point. Notably, the epetition initiative has helped to breathe new life into the body...
Raised in the USSR
The SpectatorFrom Jana Edmunds Sir: Your leading article ‘A nation of babysitters’ (17 February) hinted at a truth behind the problem faced by Britain in relation to childcare. I was a...
The wrong metre
The SpectatorFrom George Simmers Sir: Auden’s ‘Letter to Lord Byron’ is not written in ‘the stanza form of Byron’s Don Juan ’ as Grey Gowrie believes (Books, 24 February). Byron used ottava...
It’s not cricket
The SpectatorFrom Richard Mernane Sir: It is a pity that Leo McKinstry, whose writing I find unfailingly compelling, should choose to celebrate the forthcoming World Cup by taking a swipe...
From Steve Reszetniak
The SpectatorSir: As a longtime admirer of the great Lilian Thomson (mentioned on page 8 of your cricket supplement), I was disappointed that you were not able to include a photograph....
The Diving Logos
The SpectatorFrom Paul Johnson Sir: I was unable to see a proof of my essay on crocodiles, and two misprints emerged in consequence. Lepidus in Antony and Cleopatra appeared as ‘Lefridus’...
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In a Swedish log cabin, I grasped the core truth about New Labour
The SpectatorA log cabin by a frozen lake in the snowy fastness of central Sweden is a good place to contemplate the future of Blairite third-way politics. Scandinavia has some claim to be...
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What constitutes elegant company in the 21st century?
The SpectatorB rowsing through a Christie’s catalogue, I came across the description of a pen-and-wash drawing by Rowlandson, c. 1800, ‘Elegant company in a park’. It set me thinking. One...
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Barclays’ new head gardener
The SpectatorJudi Bevan meets Marcus Agius, the new chairman of the high-street bank that faces a storm of customer protest and a constant buzz of takeover and merger rumours M arcus Agius...
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America’s Goldilocks economy
The SpectatorAllister Heath W hen Goldilocks broke into the three bears’ house and stole their breakfast, she found Baby Bear’s porridge to be just right — neither too hot nor too cold. The...
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The wonders of modern concrete
The SpectatorMargareta Pagano learns about the hi-tech potential of the world’s oldest man-made building material L ook! Concrete!’ Bruno Lafont crashes his fist on the table. ‘You could put...
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The row about private equity is mostly the Labour party arguing with itself
The SpectatorT he current row about private equity seems to me to have much more to do with the flexing of union muscles in anticipation of a return to influence under Gordon Brown than it...
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Bouncy castles in Spain
The SpectatorRaymond Carr B EAUMARCHAIS IN S EVILLE : A N I NTERMEZZO by Hugh Thomas Yale, £16, pp. 192, ISBN 9780300121032 H ugh Thomas is widely known as the author of scholarly...
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More Angry Young Men
The SpectatorWilliam Brett B ABYLON ’ S B URNING by Clinton Heylin Viking, £20, pp. 694, ISBN 9780670916061 ✆ £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 C linton Heylin is a celebrated Bob Dylan...
An ever-present absence
The SpectatorHonor Clerk O VER by Margaret Forster Chatto, £16.99, pp. 200, ISBN 9780701181253 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I t is a curious phenomenon of the modern novel that...
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A driving sense of duty
The SpectatorJonathan Clark G EORGE III: A MERICA ’ S L AST K ING by Jeremy Black Yale, £25, pp. 475, ISBN 0300117329 T he American Revolution is the gorilla in the corner of the room. Some...
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Desperate, but not tragic
The SpectatorPaul Binding D ISTURBING THE P EACE by Richard Yates Methuen, £7.99, pp. 253, ISBN 0413776204 0 £6.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A G OOD S CHOOL by Richard Yates Methuen,...
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Divide and rule
The SpectatorAnna Maxwell M ARKHAM T HORPE by Giles Waterfield Headline, £17.99, pp. 280, ISBN 0755329694 V ictoriana is unleashed in Giles Waterfield’s third novel, an upstairs-downstairs...
Behind protective glass
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook T EN D AYS IN THE H ILLS by Jane Smiley Faber, £16.99, pp. 449, ISBN 9780571235339 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 J ane Smiley suffered a period of...
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Colourful rogues’ gallery
The SpectatorGiles Waterfield S TEALING THE S CREAM by Edward Dolnick Icon Books, £12.99, pp. 270, ISBN 9781840467925 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 M unch’s ‘The Scream’ was...
Out of joint
The SpectatorIan Thomson T. S. E LIOT by Craig Raine OUP, £12.99, pp. 202, ISBN 97805309935 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A t a Clapham dinner party recently I was offered...
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Repayment in full
The SpectatorSimon Baker T HE B ILL F ROM M Y F ATHER by Bernard Cooper Picador, £12.99, pp. 240, ISBN 9780330447393 ✆ £10.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 E dward Cooper, the father...
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The poetry of panic
The SpectatorFrederic Raphael NOTEBOOKS: T ENNESSEE W ILLIAMS edited by Margaret Bradham Thornton Yale, £27.50, pp. 828, ISBN 9780300116823 ✆ £00.00 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T enn —...
Not quite as we like it
The SpectatorAnna Vaux W HAT Y OU W ILL by Katherine Bucknell Fourth Estate,£14.99, pp. 341, ISBN 9780007225101 ✆ £00.00 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 ‘W hat you will’ has a Shakespearean...
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First person singular
The SpectatorT he young Evelyn Waugh, it’s said, once declared in a newspaper article that the writing of novels in the first person was a contemptible practice. One would like to think he...
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Timeless, intangible, spiritual
The SpectatorStephen Pettitt is attracted to sacred music, despite being a committed agnostic. Why? W ere I ever to be placed in the position of castaway on Desert Island Discs an unlikely...
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The squinter triumphs
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Guercino: Mind to Paper Courtauld Institute, Somerset House, until 13 May T o be called ‘the squinter’, which is what ‘il Guercino’ means, might not seem an...
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Saint for all ages
The SpectatorRoderick Conway Morris St Nicholas: Artistic Splendours of East and West Castello Svevo, Bari, until 6 May ‘ is clothes are drenched in brine, his H beard drips with seawater,...
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Secrets and lies
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Ghosts Pentameters The Reporter Cottesloe Equus Gielgud W hen Ghosts was published in 1881 it was met by a Victorian speciality, a wave of international bourgeois...
Glower power
The SpectatorDeborah Ross The Illusionist PG, selected cinemas T he Illusionist is one of those films that gains points for trying to be clever and different and ingenious but then promptly...
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All that jazz
The SpectatorCharles Spencer J erry Garcia once compared his band the Grateful Dead to liquorice. As with the pitch-black confectionery, you either loved them or loathed them, he said. It...
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Pyrotechnic display
The SpectatorMichael Tanner The Excursions of Mr Broucek Barbican S unday evening at the Barbican was a revelation, no less gushy word will do. Janacek’s comic opera The Excursions of Mr...
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Hectic romp
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio The Bull Fabulous Beast Dance Theatre, Barbican M ichael Keegan-Dolan is to dance–theatre what radical and elusive Banksy is to the visual arts. Indeed,...
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Freedom fighter
The SpectatorKate Chisholm M elvyn Bragg stirred up quite a controversy last week by devoting his weekly In Our Time programme (Radio Four) to the anti-slavery campaigner William...
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Man with a mission
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart I used to write a few political profiles in my time, and the one thing I always hoped was that the subject would refuse to co-operate. You had to offer to...
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Bustle and happiness
The SpectatorRobin Oakley N ewmarket it isn’t. Forget clipped hedges, purring security gates and decorated dovecotes. At Gary Moore’s yard in Woodingdean there isn’t even a name over the...
Cold War hero
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad M argaret MacMillan’s new book, Nixon and Mao, brought back pleasant memories. It was February 1972, and I’d just returned to Saigon from Phu Bai and Hue in the...
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Thrilled and appalled
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke F or the six weeks that I was in Las Apujarras, I bought provisions from the backs of rural delivery vans. The arrival of one of these vans, one for bread,...
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Righteous anger
The SpectatorRoy Hattersley B y the time that I arrived — a good half-hour before the public inquiry was scheduled to begin — there was hardly a seat left unoccupied. The people of Calver,...
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M y mother and my father and my partner and I
The Spectatorgo to the Almeida Theatre in Islington to see There Came A Gypsy Rising (excellent I do love a rising gypsy!) and then it’s over the road to Ottolenghi on Upper Street....
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Lords and the ring
The SpectatorWhy Oscar Humphries wants a signet ring on his finger T here are many things I covet. There are in fact, few things I don’t desire except herpes, dental work sans anaesthetic,...
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A perfect 12?
The SpectatorRachel Johnson takes the size-zero debate up a notch J ust when the size-zero debate was threatening for the first time in ages to stop picture editors from filling pages with...
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Good vinebrations
The SpectatorTom Williams takes a cycling tour of New Zealand’s wineries B icycles and wine, on paper at least, do not make the best partners. Wasn’t it Virgil who said that good vines love...
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Home advantage
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING B y next Wednesday evening, uniquely, five British clubs could be in the last eight of the European Champions’ Cup. There is still, as they say, a lot of football...
Q. The other day I walked into a local restaurant
The Spectatorwhere I saw two people I usually meet up with each year at a certain house-party. They greeted me with yelps of anticipation and asked was I excited about meeting up again next...
Q. This week I went to the opera and during
The Spectatorthe intermission I was invited to share a glass of wine at a private gathering, at which time I was introduced to several people and I extended my hand in greeting to each. One...