2 NOVEMBER 1996

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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A return to decent schooling, high moral values, that is what we want L abour said, through Mr Robin Cook, the shadow Foreign Secretary, that it might not let Britain join a...

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POLITICS

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Chancellor Kohl says he wants a flexible Europe. But he does not mean it BRUCE ANDERSON he most interesting recent political development has gone largely unnoticed. It has...

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DIARY REBECCA FRASER I hope the current Austen-mania will do two

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things: revive the fashion for knee- breeches and cutaways and make publish- ers reissue the not-so-poor man's Jane Austen, that pillar of Regency England fic- tion, Georgette...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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The first step towards ending deprivation is to understand that there's not a lot of it about MATTHEW PARRIS The video footage our television team had collected was just what...

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THE FEELY-GOOD FACTOR

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Michael Vestey explains the way in which President Clinton's expected re-election is because of rather than despite, his tendency to touch women Washington DC THERE is only...

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Mind your language

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`TCHRUMPHH!' said my husband when someone on Radio Three referred to the 'protagonists' in a play. We all have our pet hates. (Yours might be pet hate.) They come flooding in...

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DOLE'S LESSON FOR OUR TONY

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A Clinton win will please Mr Blair. But Hugh Brogan says that Mr Major's the one whom it should really comfort WRITING some days before the Ameri- can elections, I make one...

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ENGLAND'S OWN BILL CLINTON

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. . . which is why, at election time, he'd rather be known as Ireland's. Charles Mosley unravels the President's ancestry PRESIDENT Bill Clinton famously told the Boston...

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WE SHOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN, FRANKLY

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Whatever the result next week, John Casey says it won't matter to us. He favours isolationism — ours from America TRY as I might, I am not able to take this American election...

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HENRY KING

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Michael Heath

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YES, SUEZ

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DID HELP MAC But he didn't plan it so as to replace Eden. Alistair Horne on what Macmillan really did in the great Anglo-American crisis 40 years ago . . . if Nasser 'gets...

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NIGHTMARE OF THE GOLDEN TEAM

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Anne McElvoy talks to a candid Grosics and an evasive Puskas — legendary footballers — about what they did in 1956 BURDENED by a history of defeats and compromises, Hungarians...

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PROVINCIAL, PO-FACED POOTERISH

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Also frightful, ridiculous and Puritanical; that is what A.A. Gill thought about the Good Food Guide A SURVEY published last week claimed to prove that London was a better...

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WHO'S FOR THE BARNSLEY CHOP?

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David Carlton says a Yorkshire by-election could tell us whom Sir James really threatens, and it may not be Mr Major FREDERICK Forsyth, the thriller writer, after attending...

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AND ANOTHER THING

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The Guardian, Mr Jordan and a simple case of mass murder PAUL JOHNSON T he Guardian, a paper specially written for people who hate England and the English — who hate...

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CITY AND SUBURBAN

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Lloyd's man gets instant beatification it's a game of two halves CHRISTOPHER FILDES I t is nice to know that someone made £170 million out of Lloyd's of London, if that is...

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Unmentionable

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Sir: Last Sunday I watched Andrew Neil being interviewed by Frost on his morning television show. The 'peg' was of course Andrew's new book. When asked by Frost which he...

Righting the wrong

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Sir: Douglas Johnson raises the possibility (Innocent, but still a traitor?', 12 October) that because an elderly French anti-Semite was 'right' about the authenticity of a...

LETTERS A party man

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Sir: If Neil Hamilton (Fayed paid me noth- ing', 18 October) was so convinced by the criticisms of me in the DTI report on House of Fraser, why, five days after the report was...

Look to the archives

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Sir: Andrew Roberts distorts history with his claim that it is a 'myth' (Danger! new myth ahead', 26 October) that Britain threw away a great opportunity of ending the second...

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Sir: Surely the time has come — and if not

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why not? — for the impersonator, for that is undoubtedly what he must be, of Alastair Forbes in your review pages to declare him- self, for Mr Forbes, without any question,...

Reviewer ripostes

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Sir: Although I was of course pleased to see the name of the widow of one of Britain's very best post-war journalists (Patrick O'Donovan) figuring in your post-bag (12 October),...

Sir: I was disappointed to read Alastair Forbes's vulgar attack

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on Lee Radziwill. Your magazine, to our delight, can be everything, but never vulgar. Why use the platform for such badly written and unnec- essary drivel? Alexandra...

Facts and figures

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Sir: Readers can make up their own minds about Stephen Glover's hostile verdict on my 11-year editorship of the Sunday Times (Media studies, 26 October), though they should keep...

Unanswered questions

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Sir: Richard Moore appeared to be saying (`No new insight', 12 October) that because Jeremy Thorpe was acquitted at the Old Bailey in 1979 of conspiring to murder Nor- man Scott...

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Mistaken identity

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Sir: Your contributor Anne McElvoy (`Britain's multi-party system', 26 October) claims to have seen me at the Goldsmith Massenversammlung in Brighton. She may have confused me...

Baldly speaking Sir: Those of us who are too poor

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and respectable to feature in Taki's upwardly- mobile columns must be grateful for a guest appearance via the tradesman's entrance, even as bald and envious hacks skilled mainly...

Welsh, n©

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Sir: I see that Paul Johnson has called me a silly, rancorous Welsh Leftie (And another thing, 26 October). May I point out that I am not Welsh? Robert Harris The Old...

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MEDIA STUDIES

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To become famous by being killed, be a rich man in football (not even a player) STEPHEN GLOVER N o man knows how people will treat his demise, but in the next world Matthew...

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BOOKS

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Cook's guided tour Bevis Hillier SOMETHING LIKE FIRE: PETER COOK REMEMBERED edited by Lin Cook Methuen, £16.99, pp. 269 Y ears ago there was on the Times a woman — let us call...

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The discomposing composer

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Michael Carlson CHARLES IVES: A LIFE WITH MUSIC by Jan Swafford Norton, £22.50, pp, 525 harles Ives' music can make people uneasy, musicians as well as audiences. In 1982 I...

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More lecherous than Loamshire

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Jane Gardam WORST FEARS by Fay Weldon Flamingo, £16.99, pp. 196 A s usual, Fay Weldon has written a very moral book; that is to say a book that takes a good look at sin and...

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A catalogue of bedfellows

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Hugo Vickers THE SEWING CIRCLE by Axel Madsen Robson, f16.95, pp. 240 T he Sewing Circle is a book which suggests that a great number of Hollywood stars were lesbians. It does...

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The night their number came up

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Alasdair Palmer LIVING ON THE LOTTERY by Hunter Davies Little Brown, £15, pp. 340 Y u have to hand it to Camelot. It may not take a great deal of wit or wisdom to make millions...

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I can't get no satisfaction

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Helen Osborne LEAVING A DOLL'S HOUSE by Claire Bloom Virago, £16.99, pp. 274 I s it something in the water? Actresses have started throwing their ids over their shoulders,...

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Not so very special relationship

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Anthony Howard FIGHTING WITH ALLIES: AMERICA AND BRITAIN IN PEACE AND WAR by Robin Renwick Macmillan Press, £25, pp. 315 B ooks nowadays often tend to come with what Sheridan...

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Notting Hill ghosts

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Sophia Watson STIFF LIPS by Anne Billson Macmillan, £14.99, pp. 375 A nne Billson's new novel has the most disgusting and irrelevant title of any book ever published. Even Will...

The secret of a legend

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Stephen Gardiner IN THIS DARK HOUSE by Louise Kehoe Viking £17, pp. 230 T he mystery surrounding the sudden disappearance of Berthold Lubetkin from the architectural scene at...

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Rebel without a cause

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Philip French STONE by James Riordan Aurum, £19.95, pp. 574 S ubtitled 'The controversies, excesses, and exploits of a radical filmmaker', James Riordan's slack, over-extended...

Errata The title of Raymond Keene and Tony Buzan's book,

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reviewed last week by Anthony Storr, is The Age Heresy. The last sentence of Michael Scott's review of Titta Ruffo's My Parabola should have read: 'The orbit of his career was...

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Twilight in paradise

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Myles Harris THE ISLAND OF THE COLOUR BLIND by Oliver Sacks Picador, £16.99, pp. 293 D arwin when he saw his first kangaroo wondered if the Pacific might not hide 'a second...

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Close focus on Africa

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Philip Glazebrook CONGO JOURNEY by Redmond O'Hanlon Hamish Hamilton, £18, pp. 472 T his book describes a perfectly awful journey: the horrors of African travel load each page....

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ARTS

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never talk to that woman again' Julie Kavanagh, the biographer of Frederick Ashton, reveals how she almost ruined their friendship F airly early in our acquaintance, Fred-...

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Ope ra

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Ines de Castro (Scottish Opera) Conflict of duty and passion Michael Tanner S cottish Opera's production and musical performance of James MacMillan's first full-length opera,...

Mix and match

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The winner of an urban design competition has been announced. Alan Powers reports A sodden leaves mark the transition from St Martin's Summer to mid-autumn, London assumes...

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Dance

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Javier De Frutos (Purcell Room) Romeo and Juliet (Royal Opera House) Compagnie Cre - Ange (Queen Elizabeth Hall) Baring all Giannandrea Poesio A Ramsay Burt writes in his...

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Theatre

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Inside the Music (Jermyn Street Theatre) Smokey Joe's Café (Prince of Wales) A Doll's House (Playhouse) Mrs Warren's Profession (Lyric Hammersmith) Come to the cabaret ......

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Cinema

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The Glimmer Man (18, selected cinemas) A mellow maverick Mark Steyn Y ou're from New York. You cracked the De Marco case. Well, this ain't New York, and this ain't the De...

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Gardens

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Memoir appeal Ursula Buchan W riting a book about your garden, how you made it and how you look after it, seems a peculiarly Anglo-Saxon pastime. The list of authors who have...

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Radio

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Crashing times ahead Michael Vestey I f you are 100 years old in the year 2000, you might receive threatening letters demanding to know why you aren't at school and accusing...

Television

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The lure of the tedious James Delingpole I f you ever listen to Radio Five Live, you might have heard me being horribly inartic- ulate last week as I tried to explain the...

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Not motoring

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I agree with Mr Poole Gavin Stamp though I cannot bring myself to vote either Conservative or Labour at the next election, the Referendum Party did not appeal to me until I...

The turf

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Sheer style Robin Oakley O ne thing which politics and racing have in common is that sheer style can do a lot for you in both. The then Norman St John Stevas once asked...

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Rugby

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Spoiling tactics Christian Hesketh H ere we are at the start of what is or should be a season of dazzling rugby. Although the whistle has blown and nation- al squads are...

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Low life

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Reviewing the past Jeffrey Bernard I was taken out to lunch one day last week by an old friend who spends as much time as I do in the past and we remem- bered old faces, old...

High life

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Poor old Ben Taki ally Bedell Smith is an American biog- rapher who did to Bill Paley what Bomber Harris did to Dresden. Mind you, she was fair. Paley's only weakness was —...

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Country life

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Bitter and twisted Leanda de Lisle S ome people like to claim that feminism has killed off gentlemen, but I see no evi- dence for this. On the contrary, it has done much to...

MADEIRA

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BRIDGE Table feel Andrew Robson HAVING been pushed to an uncomfort- ably high level, as a result of some spirited competitive bidding by the opposition, the declarer Petar...

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English mudb at hs

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IN a recent article, a Mr Adam Edwards complains about the lack of English food in London. Another journalist writing in the same vein blames Elizabeth David for hav- ing spoilt...

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SIMPSON'S

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IN-THE-STRAND SIMPSON'S IN-THE-STRAND CHESS Resurrection Raymond Keene FROM the late 1970s onwards the Dutch town of Tilburg became celebrated in chess lore as the site of...

ISLE OF

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j III. SI, LE VAIT Sc iT(H IISLE OF SI;Lt MALI SCUICH %MAI HA, u RA COMPETITION Velvet melody Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1956 you were invited to write a rhymed poem...

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CROSSWORD

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A first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1990 Port for the first correct solution opened on 18 November, with two runners-up prizes of £15 (or, for UK...

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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In all seriousness Simon Barnes IT is the enduring image of a book, of a sport. Fifteen men in shorts all together in a single hug. Behind them, coat-hangers and kitbags;...

YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED

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Dear Mary.. . Q. How does one deal with men who swap place cards at formal meals, thereby wreck- ing carefully devised seating plans and mor- tifying those whom they shun? Some...