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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorDiana helps out on another operation S ixty Tory MPs defied their party whips to vote in favour of a Private Member's bill which would have given the British Parlia- ment power...
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THE
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POLITICS
The SpectatorOn Europe, Tories ought to be prejudiced and patriotic; but what do those words mean? BRUCE ANDERSON T here is one point to be made in favour of the Tory Party's current...
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DIARY
The SpectatorSIMON HOGGART T hose of us who believe that it is essen- tial for the Labour Party to win the next election are getting just a tiny bit worried about Alastair Campbell, Tony...
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ANATOMY OF A PANIC
The SpectatorScientists worried for their jobs, noisy consumer 'spokespersons, sensationalists in both tabloids and broadsheets. Emily Green on who caused the BSE scare THE COUNTRY...
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A CONFLICT OF FREEDOMS
The SpectatorConor Cruise O'Brien argues that traditional Western liberalism is ill-equipped to deal with terrorism LIBERALISM and terrorism appear as opposing concepts, but they have...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist.. . WHEN, after years of hard-won experi- ence allied to the profoundest study and reflection, one has finally achieved a crystalline and pure vision of the world, of...
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WHITEHALL BLUES
The Spectatorincompetent and secretive WHITEHALL'S storytellers are at it again. When their spirits are low, they have a regrettable tendency to indulge in their very own version of...
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ACCORDING TO MATTHEW
The SpectatorI HAD no idea who Matthew Parris was when I started the research for my first World in Action programme. The year was 1983, unemployment was over three mil- lion and the...
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SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
The SpectatorNicholas Farrell finds that the beautiful young Danish woman who lives with David Irving doesn't share his politics THEY SAY that, deep down, every woman loves a fascist....
Mind your language
The SpectatorNONE of us are snobs. (Yes, I know that is not 'grammatical', but let's not be silly.) Yet we all come across people who are, and one of the words they shy away from is lady. To...
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THE RISE OF EUROTRASHOCRACY
The Spectator. . that is, the foreigners we called Eurotrash finds that they are staying THERE WAS a time when, unless you had attended an Ivy League university, worked in a merchant bank...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorHigh jinks ahead as Lucky Jimmy's party takes the field PAUL JOHNSON h at are we to think of Jimmy Gold- smith's Referendum Party? I have known Jimmy for over half a century...
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Not a cat's chance
The SpectatorI CAN see that if a cat could smell eels on the other side of its cat-flap, it would be encouraged to go in and out. Better still if the flap were transparent. This may be why...
Lords and Lloyd's . . .
The SpectatorGIVING evidence to a commmitee of the House of Lords can be unnerving. It entails (or so I am told) being questioned by peo- ple who you thought had died several years ago. As...
Burning urgency
The SpectatorHERE comes the next mad cow crisis: a shortage of cattle crematoria. This industry is new to me, but I gather that burning 50,000 cows a year would stretch it to capacity, and...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorFrom the fearful hole, Jean Force-Majeure and Sir Ken report on Lightatendoftunnel CHRISTOPHER FILDES S ir Kenneth Clarke, the ebullient co- chairman of Lightatendoftunnel,...
Impaled on Morton's Fork
The SpectatorOVER at Eurotunnel, Sir Alastair Morton has been working on these principles, and can be said to have taken them further. Six months ago he stopped paying interest on the...
. . . need a sinking fund
The SpectatorMR JUSTICE DARLING once addressed the Classical Association on the subject of the Iliad. The Greeks, he said, sent out a lot of ships, most of which sank — and as far as he...
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Sir: A little over six months ago I urged metropolitan
The Spectatorcommentators to give North- ern Ireland's Protestants the same benefit of the doubt as these commentators gener- ally accord to the Catholics. This provoked an instant response...
Perfumed garden
The SpectatorSir: I would not normally wish to prolong correspondence over what you concede (Leader, 13 April) was a misprint. However, you have, whether intentionally or not, mis-...
Not good enough
The SpectatorSir: Surprise, surprise, the very day follow- ing publication of my letter (20 April), I received a response from the police to my complaint, but not one which by any stretch of...
The sins of the Fathers
The SpectatorSir: There is an element of truth beyond autobiography in Sean O'Callaghan's arti- cle on the Irish Catholic Church, (`Murder with the Fathers' help', 20 April). Over the past...
LETTERS Sour grapes
The SpectatorSir: Philip Hensher (`Have you seen this?', 20 April) protests too much. From his account of his sacking as a House of Com- mons clerk, you would have thought he had been...
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Versailles verities
The SpectatorSir: One hesitates to disagree with such an eminent historian as A.L. Rowse when he claims that Keynes 'was fatally wrong about the Treaty of Versailles' (Keynes right and...
Sight unseen
The SpectatorSir: As the screenwriter of the film Restora- tion, I was dismayed to read the aside in Caroline Moore's review of Rose Tremain's Collected Short Stories that 'the screen ver-...
Live coverage
The SpectatorSir: Matthew Parris hasn't unmasked a big lie in television — he's discovered electron- ic sub-editing (Another voice, 20 April). He and his print colleagues rely on innuendo,...
Dumb ox's revenge
The SpectatorSir: The Reverend Andrew Linzey is right to criticise Thomas Aquinas for establishing the Catholic tradition of callousness towards animals CA Christian shield for animals', 6...
A new recruit
The SpectatorSir: On 19 April in the Commons, Gordon Brown called for an independent audit of government accounts. On 20 April Bruce Anderson (Politics) urged 'an intellectually respectable...
Kind but not quite right
The SpectatorSir: I think I am right in identifying myself as the person described, mistakenly, by Alan Watkins (Books, 13 April ) as `Asquith's illegitimate daughter'. May I cor- rect him...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorI'm not one for the politics of envy, but is old Charlie worth all that money? STEPHEN GLOVER As time went on, and profits poured out of the Daily Mail, Northcliffe paid much...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorPassage through these looms Philip Hensher CLIMBING MOUNT IMPROBABLE by Richard Dawkins Viking, £20, pp. 308 L ike everybody else, I know nothing about science. And I rather...
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Noght wisest men
The SpectatorMatthew Parris KITCHEN VENOM by Philip Hensher Hamish Hamilton, f16, pp. 260 P hilip Hensher has been sacked as a Commons Clerk, after writing this book. Only his second novel,...
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Much genius but little talent
The SpectatorDuncan Fallowell DJUNA: THE LIFE AND WORK OF DJUNA BARNES by Philip Herring Viking £20, pp. 386 hat a horrible, knotted life she had and if ever a jot of joy entered it Phillip...
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Fairly able was he, but always a gambler
The SpectatorCorrelli Barnett BRITAIN AND THE DEFEAT OF NAPOLEON, 1807-1815 by Rory Muir Yale, 129.95, pp. 384 D o not groan at the prospect of yet another book on Napoleon (or Bonaparte,...
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Faith and the cinema
The SpectatorAnita Brookner IN THE BEAUTY OF THE LILIES by John Updike Hamish Hamilton, £16, pp. 491 U pdike re-invents himself, or perhaps it is age that re-invents him. In this impressive...
Carry on at the car factory
The SpectatorMichael Hulse THE DEVIL'S CAROUSEL by Jeff Torrington Secker, £15.99, pp. 226 hen a first novel earns the high praise and sales of Jeff Torrington's excellent Swing Hammer...
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A tale told by an accountant
The SpectatorCharles Maclean THE SETT by Ranulph Fiennes Heinemann, £15.99, pp. 502 o r years I believed that Sir Ranulph Fiennes, 'the world's greatest living explor- er', was a fictional...
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Thanksgiving
The SpectatorWho edited the ugliness away - I stand before you, sinful, sorrowing leaving this sweetness at life's nether end? All that I had to give I gave: greater, by far, my harvest of...
Adjutant of evil
The SpectatorBruce Anderson GOEBBELS by David Irving Focal Point, f25, pp. 722 T he 20th century's principal political legacy is the evil genius. There had been mass-murderers before:...
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How pleasant to be M. Larbaud
The SpectatorW hich writer would you most like to have been?' asked one of my pupils at the City of London School. Negative answers were the easiest. Most of the big literary cheeses were...
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ARTS
The SpectatorFrom coast to coast Elisabeth Anderson The writer was sponsored by the United States American diary Information Agency, under the auspices of the International Visitors...
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Theatre
The SpectatorTwelve Angry Men (Comedy) The Prince's Play (National) Endgame (Donmar Warehouse) Thrilled in court Sheridan Morley A t the Comedy, Twelve Angry Men is a curious choice for a...
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Dance
The SpectatorWho are you? Giannandrea Poesio T he preservation of both a national choreographic style and a distinctive stylis- tic identity is a troublesome issue for many ballet...
Cinema
The SpectatorRichard III (15, selected cinemas) The Birdcage (15, selected cinemas) Kings and queens Mark Steyn F irst there was Jean Poiret's play, then the French film, then the...
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Television
The SpectatorEmbracing vulgarity Harry Eyres A Barcelona University in 1983-84, I studied under a crusty old grammarian called Francesc Marsa, especially noted for his dry digressions. 'I...
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Radio
The SpectatorMaster of words Michael Vestey o ccasionally, while listening to a pro- gramme, I glance at my watch and wince, not because it's tedious, but because I know it's coming to an...
Not motoring
The SpectatorRiding high Gavin Stamp T he 'El' — that system of metal viaducts that runs round the Loop and defines the city of Chicago — may be the most famous but it is certainly not the...
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Rugby
The SpectatorMoney talks Christian Hesketh In a game played against Bath in Decem- ber, the score was 12-3 in Bath's favour. Even against Newcastle, an emerging team whose full potential...
The turf
The SpectatorIt's not (just) the way she looks ... Robin Oakley T he perfect filly, one racing sage used to say, should have the head of a lady and the behind of a cook. Although she still...
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High life
The SpectatorJackie's junk Taki t is none of my business, but I think there's something terribly wrong with the Sotheby's hysteria-sale of Jackie KO's pos- sessions, going on as I write....
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Low life
The SpectatorOn heroines and heroine worship Jeffrey Bernard O ne df the winners of last Sunday's London Marathon was David Coleman who managed to waffle for no fewer than 135 minutes...
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Country life
The SpectatorCharity plonkers Leanda de Lisle T here is little glamour attached to char- ity work in the country. I once sat on an NSPCC committee in London. All I was expected to do was...
MADEIRA
The SpectatorBRIDGE Assume the best Andrew Robson `TWIXT optimist and pessimist the differ- ence is droll. One sees the doughnut, the other the hole.' Assume your contract is makeable and...
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SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
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The Spectatorto open has been an Italian one. I hes- itate now before reviewing anywhere that bears that familiar neo-Mediterranean stamp, but in Zafferano's case my hesita- tion was little...
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SIMPSON'S
The SpectatorIN-T114:-STRAND ••■ CHESS SIMPSON'S IN-THE-STRAND Case for the defence Raymond Keene THIS YEAR is the 50th anniversary of the death of Alexander Alekhine, the great...
ISLE OF -711-
The Spectatoru RA IS LE OF COMPETITION Special pleading Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1929 you were invited to provide an extract from a speech by the counsel for a litigant suing for...
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Solution to 1255: Easter gift
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CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1989 Port for the first correct solution opened on 13 May, with two runners-up prizes of £15 (or, for UK...
No. 1932: Cooking up poetry
The SpectatorSydney Smith once wrote a recipe for mak- ing salad dressing in verse. You are invited to follow his footsteps with a recipe for any dish. Maximum 16 lines. Entries to 'Comp-...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorTHERE were people who celebrated the dawning of the era of professionalism in rugby union as the ending of hypocrisy. They underestimated hypocrisy's seductive power. 'It was...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary. . . Q. I was disappointed by the lapse from your usual high standards with last week's solution to the 13-at-table problem. A lady- bird in a matchbox would be quite...