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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorA new system of local rates, to be known as a council tax, was announced, replacing the poll tax and based on proper- ty values, with a discount for those living alone....
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SPECTAT NIF OR
The Spectator56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 071-405 1706; Telex: 27124; Fax: 071-242 0603 THIS WEEK'S TAX H ow long will the Conservative Par- ty's euphoria over the...
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DIARY
The SpectatorW hen I tell people that I have just come back from two weeks in South Africa, they seem either to be shocked or look jealous, nothing in between. I mollify the shocked ones by...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorHow modern painters can still save the world AUBERON WAUGH L ast week's Montblanc Literary Gala dinner of the PEN American Center, held in the 19th-century splendour of the US...
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THE THIRD MAN
The SpectatorStephen Handelman reports on the rise of Kazakhstan's president in what some now call the post-Gorbachev era Alma Ata THERE is ordinarily very little to attract a traveller to...
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THE WRITING ON THE WALL
The SpectatorJohn Simpson finds that conflict has wrecked the Saddam mythology Baghdad A PACK of yellow dogs rooting through the nearby graveyard paused to bark at me. Seagulls clattered...
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CHILLING REGIME, WARM PEOPLE
The SpectatorCharles Glass finds the cruelty of Iran's leaders alongside the kindness of its citizens The religion of God is more shameful than unbelief, because the mullah is a believer...
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One hundred years ago
The SpectatorLORD SALISBURY held that the next General Election would not finally set- tle the Hothe-rule Question. If, as he expected, the Conservatives carried the day, he looked forward...
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THE STENCH OF THE FRENCH
The SpectatorRobert Cottrell unravels the web of corruption at the heart of French political life Paris FRANCE grows a little more like the American west each day, as lone judges and...
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AFFRAY IN THE CHANNEL
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts pays belated tribute to the man who found a submarine which disappeared 40 years ago FORTY years ago, at 4.30 p.m. on Mon- day 16 April 1951, the 'A' class...
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TURNING DOWN THE BEETLES
The SpectatorRichard Cockett unearths the origins of Germany's post-war trading victory over Britain JUST before Easter, Gatt (General Agree- ment on Tariffs and Trade) issued a report on...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist . . BECAUSE we no longer cover up the legs of pianos, we think we have been liberated from Victorian humbug; but like the poor, euphemisms are with us always. That is...
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SIXTY PER CENT OF NOTHING
The SpectatorMichael Lewis says that he will leave Britain the day Labour is elected LIKE most people I am able to recall precisely where I was when I first heard important news. I was...
Unlettered
The SpectatorA reader noticed this article in Bill- board: The '80s and the first year of the new decade saw a consolidation in the music industry that resulted in the emergence of a handful...
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HIGH-MINDED FOREIGN BLATTS
The Spectatorbloody abroad more edifying than home sweet home HOW depressing to return from abroad to the provincial triviality of our media! The newspapers seem obsessed with worthless...
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. . . the big money double
The SpectatorWE MUST think next about doubling up on one or both of two big future events, the Barclays Handicap, and â the ultimate City classic â the Threadneedle. Sir Peter is coming...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorHome loans â yes, it's good news, but not for the customers CHRISTOPHER FILDES S pring is sprung, interest rates are coming down, and even the building societies are...
One winner up in . . .
The SpectatorMARGARET Thatcher would have liked to install Sir Peter Middleton as Governor of the Bank of England. The opportunity never quite presented itself â nor am I clear that Sir...
An oeuf is an oeuf
The SpectatorJACQUES Attali, the hero of my knock- knock headline (Attali who? Attali and completely over the top), likes to do things in style â his own style, that is. At the Berd, which...
Tesco's open check-out
The SpectatorPILE it high, sell it cheap, was the rule that Jack Cohen laid down at Tesco. His successor, Sir Ian MacLaurin, piles his salary high and sells himself dearly â at the absurd...
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Sir: A. N. Wilson, an arts man, supports the notion
The Spectator(Diary, 20 April) that scientists are half-men; but his facile approach to basic economics suggests he would in fact need far more than a fortnight to 'get up' simple...
Getting up their noses
The SpectatorSir: Your journal does make a mess of discussing science. A. N. Wilson's claim (Diary, 20 April) that scientists have left it too late to master poetry raised a joyous chortle:...
My Churchill years
The SpectatorSir: I was deeply shocked to see in your issue of 20 April that you had chosen to print, under the bizarre heading 'Ala, alas' (I have at no time in my 73 years been called Ala...
Faith without charity
The SpectatorSir: As a loyal member of the Church of England â Catholic and Reformed â I regret that Dr Oddie (`The trouble with Poping', 30 March) was not able to re- spond to his...
LETTERS
The SpectatorFeeding on the corpses Sir: Michael Lewis's article (`The revenge of the wimps', 20 April) is long overdue. As a lapsed chartered accountant (I have been a publisher for the...
Sir: The piece this week by Michael Lewis on profiteering
The Spectatorreceivers is well-timed and accurate. However, there is a further point than the excessive charges levied by receiv- ers and approved by banks. It is that they do a poor job. I...
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Mote and beam
The SpectatorSir: You ran an article about the 'prurient obsession of the British press' by Vicki Woods (6 April). She included the quality press in her remarks, particularly the Inde-...
Fulsome
The SpectatorSir: I don't want to quarrel with Sir James Craig, whom I greatly admire. He says in his letter (20 April) that I misquoted him, not grossly. I've looked again at my notes of...
The best of bras
The SpectatorSir: An admirable feature of Leo Klin's Kestos bra (The Homeric brassiere', 13 April) that I have never encountered in other makes was that the waistband cros- sed at the back...
Salieri Holloway
The SpectatorSir: Robin Holloway confesses that he walked out half-way through the first performance of 23-year-old Frederick Stocken's oratorio `The Cathedral' (23 March). Strangely what he...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorPoles apart from party gains Geoffrey Wheatcroft A QUESTION OF LEADERSHIP: GLADSTONE TO THATCHER by Peter Clarke Hamish Hamilton, £17.99, pp. 344 I n the dinner-table game,...
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The wife and times of Ceausescu
The SpectatorFlorin Bican T he synchronous perception of history can be dismissed as a contradiction in terms, history being sequential par excel- lence. Not so by the inhabitants of...
Is the Bible a woman's joke?
The SpectatorJ.Enoch Powell THE BOOK OF J translated from the Hebrew by David Rosenberg, T he German critics of the 19th century, and foremost and best known among them Julius Wellhausen...
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A Socialist gets the nod
The SpectatorStan Gebler Davies CANDIDATE: THE TRUTH BEHIND THE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN by Emily O'Reilly Attic Press, Dublin, LIR 6.99, pp.160 T he Presidential campaign referred to is the...
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Man bites dogma
The SpectatorRichard West THE WILDER SHORES OF MARX: JOURNEYS IN A VANISHING WORLD by Anthony Daniels Hutchinson, £16.99, pp.202 R egular readers of The Spectator need no introduction to...
The Mulberry Tree
The Spectator`Good neighbour Michael Drayton, and you, Old Ben Stepped up from London to our Warwickshire The air is balmy, so we'll drink tonight Under my mulberry tree, and hear the...
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Their island story
The SpectatorFrancis King THE REDUNDANCY OF COURAGE by Timothy Mo Chatto & Windus, £13.99, pp. 408 T he setting of this novel is the eastern half of an island to the north of Australia....
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The funeral baked meats
The SpectatorMark Archer AMERICAN PSYCHO by Bret Easton Ellis Picador, £6.99, pp. 399 B ret Ellis is the despair-and-alienation king of contemporary American fiction. He is also a...
A casualty of gorilla warfare
The SpectatorBrian Masters THE DARK ROMANCE OF DIAN FOSSEY by Harold Hayes Chatto & Windus, £16.99, pp.242 A nyone who has been in close collo- quy with a gorilla knows it to be a...
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Not in control of their power steering
The SpectatorPiers Paul Read THE TRUTH ABOUT CHERNOBYL by Grigori Medvedev, translated from the Russian by Evelyn Rossiter, with a foreword by Andrei Sakharov I.B. Tauris, £14.95, pp.286...
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ARTS
The SpectatorExhibitions 1 Patterns of life Sybil Andrews (The Clock Museum, Bury St Edmunds, till 21 June) F ew curators, assembling information for the annotation of works by artists...
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Exhibitions 2
The SpectatorMetropolis (Martin - Gropius - Bau, Berlin, till 21 July) Anselm Kiefer (Nationalgalerie, Berlin, till 20 May) Prosaic pontificators Giles Auty E ach time I stay in a...
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Music
The SpectatorThe golden age of Glock Robin Holloway A reaction to his newly published memoir (Notes in Advance, OUP, £20) shows, the name William Glock still sets off alarms in some...
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Theatre
The SpectatorHenry IV Part I (Stratford) In the Native State (BBC Radio 3, 21 April) Falstaff s darker side Christopher Edwards B etween them the director Adrian Noble and the actor...
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Cinema
The SpectatorHamlet (`U', Odeon Haymarket) Unmelancholy Dane Gabriele Annan A t school we were made to read J. Dover Wilson's What Happens in Hamlet. It made us see that Hamlet is a...
ARTS DIARY lir mir A monthly selection of forthcoming events
The Spectatorrecommended by The Spectator's regular critics OPERA King Priam, Grand Theatre, Leeds (0532 459351), from 3 May. Tippett's most austere and compelling opera is presented by...
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Sale-rooms
The SpectatorWooing the Japanese Alistair McAlpine W ith almost monotonous regularity the great sales of Impressionist and mod- ern paintings come around again and the dealers sit and look...
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Television
The SpectatorSundays in Arcadia Ian Hislop G ussie Fink-Nottle was out for a gold- en duck on Sunday. So was Cedric Charl- ton. In each case the unsuccessful batsman came off the field to...
High life
The SpectatorWhen Harry met Stalin Taki `You spoil that lemming.' cousins known as the first world war had slipped my mind. Needless to say, for a Greek not to give credit to Harry Truman...
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New life
The SpectatorSave the pigeons Zenga Longmore T he other day, I bought Omalara one of those baby books which depict inani- mate objects in bright colours. You know the type of book I mean....
Low life
The SpectatorLike a hole in the head Jeffrey Bernard I have written before about my most recent head injury but forgive me for repeating myself. I can think of little else. For the past...
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11 i f 111 1 1 1 1 1 al 1 1, 11 ' WE ' VE had lentils,
The Spectatorwe ' ve had brill, we ' ve had just about everything. So what, ' asked Loyd Grossman of guest - star - chef Alastair Little on the first of the new series of Masterchef last...
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CHESS
The SpectatorYoung hopefuls Raymond Keene N ext week sees the start of the annual grandmaster tournament sponsored jointly by the City of London Corporation and city solicitors Watson,...
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The Spectator12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY COMPETITION esWAS REG .44 2 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY Spooner v Spooner Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1673 you were in- vited to imagine that Dr...
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CROSSWORD 1006: 16D by Mass
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary â ring the word `Dictionary') for the first three correct...
Solution to 1003: Elevens . 90 R 77 13IR 9E A
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No. 1676: Two into one
The SpectatorYou are a reviewer who has been given 150 words in which to write about two books on wildly different subjects, at the same time being told by the editor to find as many...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorCornish pride Frank Keating SOD the overseas tourists, it is the English provinces that have been laying siege to London. Even today's raucous invasion of tens of thousands of...