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Simple sums
The SpectatorM rs Thatcher continues to say that she needs ten years, and this need is usually associated with her frequently in- dicated preference to serve out a full five- year term. 5 +...
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Political commentary
The SpectatorNot a small folly Colin Welch W eirder and weirder have become some of Enoch Powell's contributions to the national debate. Those who follow him blindly on all his...
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Notebook
The SpectatorE ver since the Labour Party started mak- ing a fuss about the high proportion of Oxbridge entrants coming from public schools rumours have been rife about some sycophantic...
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Another voice
The SpectatorHouse of Horror Auberon Waugh rrthe time has come for me to admit an error. Before suggesting that Mr William Benyon MP had muddled his Com- mandments when he invoked the...
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Playing with nuclear fire
The SpectatorMurray Sayle Tokyo O ne innocent evening in December 1966, a shadowy couple — the colonel of the first engineer battalion, First Division, United States Army, and my good self...
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At the bottom of the harbour
The SpectatorJames Hughes-Onslow Sydney L ast week the Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Fraser, promised a referendum on curbing trade union power if he wins next week's general...
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Next week in
The SpectatorThe Spectator Special Scottish Issue Scottish Issue. Next week's issue includes articles by Allan Massie on Scottish politics, Gavin Stamp on the architecture of Glasgow, Jo...
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Andropov's first 100 days
The SpectatorBohdan Nahaylo The pseudo-science of Andropology is turning up some rather sobering fin- dings. The initial empirical data are disap- pointing those theoreticians who against...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorMr D. Forrest, who says he has much experience of the Egyptian fellaheen, writes an extraordinary letter to the Times. He declares that it is useless to try to make Egyptians...
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The winds of war
The SpectatorNicholas von Hoffman Washington T he television leviathan has chalked up another record-breaking mini-series, a $40-million dramatisation of Herman Wouk's The Winds of War. We...
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Way out West
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens San Francisco G ay politics in America are becoming recognised as a serious force. The homosexual constituency, which is concen- trated principally in New...
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Acid rain and tidal waves
The SpectatorNigel Sitwell I n 1970 I volunteered, in print, to throw myself under the bulldozers if work should ever start on the third London air- port at Foulness (later they called it...
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Great work, Vishinsky!
The SpectatorRichard West C hannel Four television, having already ‘../brought us The Irish RM, has now justified its creation by showing a film, Mis- sion to Moscow, that I had heard of...
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The press
The SpectatorDanger: ideas at work Paul Johnson T he Guardian had a good scoop last Thursday, with its publication of con- fidential papers embodying discussions by senior ministers and...
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Doctors' dilemma
The SpectatorSir: Roy Kerridge, in his sneer at the oppos- tion to the Police and Criminal Evidence Bill (5 February), describes it as emanating from 'the newer New Left'. The British...
Sir: In his article 'Israel: the awkward truth' (19 February)
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens is in fact saying that Israel was directly responsi- ble for the massacre in Sabra and Chatila, in the same way as a person who hires a hit man to do his...
A modest proposal
The SpectatorSir: Timothy Garton Ash suggests that all would be well if only Poland could be swit- ched round geographically with Germany (12 February). We once had the chance to try doing...
Save our Survey
The SpectatorSir: In his very kind article about the Survey of London (19 February) Gavin Stamp said the 'next planned volume' is to deal with Clerkenwell. The present intention is that the...
Sir: Christopher Hitchens (19 February) seems somewhat self-satisfied as a
The Spectatorresult of the Kahan Commission's findings. He feels that it vindicates his position, as if pleased that the Commission was necessary in the first place. What he conspicuously...
Letters
The SpectatorIsrael's responsibility Sir: Surely your editorial (12 February) can- not have meant to imply that hawkish, ex- pansionist policies will 'improve Israel's security and...
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Books
The SpectatorA Utopian Zimbabwe Peter Taylor Under the Skin: the Death of White Rhodesia David Caute (Allen Lane £14.95) T he Rhodesian war and the elections which followed it are still...
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A silly duke
The SpectatorPeter Quennell Hell-Fire Duke: The Life of the Duke of Wharton Mark Blackett-Ord (The Kensal Press £12.50) p ope was one of those great writers who immortalise their grudges,...
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Post-war England
The SpectatorA. L. Rowse Caves of ice James Lees-Milne (Chatto & Windus £12.95) J ames Lees-Milne is a diarist as accomp- lished as he is beguiling. His previous two volumes of diary gave...
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Indianapolitan
The SpectatorFrancis King G arrulous, colloquial, perky, skittish and arch, Kurt Vonnegut's preface to this novel, laid out in seven sections, each four paragraphs long on average, reads...
Peddling
The SpectatorPatrick Skene Catling Full Tilt: Ireland to India on a Bicycle Dervla Murphy (Century £4.95) T ravel books are revealing works of autobiography, whether the authors in - tend...
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Old Hampstead
The SpectatorElizabeth Jenkins Images of Hampstead Simon Jenkins and Jonathan Ditchburn (Ackermann £67.50) T his most beautiful book, though of especial fascination to those who know...
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Clerical life
The SpectatorAllan Maclean The Country Parson Simon Goodenough (David & Charles £7.95) I n the 1840s Mr Ancona's Ex - change and Mart listed advowsons for sale in the Ec - clesiastical...
Demon lover
The SpectatorA. N. Wilson The Mystery of Georges Simenon Fenton Bresler (Heinemann/Quixote Press £8.95) G eorges Simenon boasts that he has had carnal knowledge of at least 10,000 women....
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Shiva Naipaul
The SpectatorPeter Levi C ome years ago, the Hungarian govern- ment forbade the translation of an English novel because it failed to show the emerging peoples of the third world in their...
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Arts
The SpectatorNo comparison John McEwen Peter Blake and James Barry: the Artist as Hero (Tate Gallery till 20 March. Barry's mural 'The Progress of Human Culture' can be viewed throughout...
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Cinema
The SpectatorUnreal images Peter Ackroyd Identification of a Woman (`18', Camden Plaza) T his, we are told, is the first film which Michelangelo Antonioni has set in Italy for some 20...
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Theatre
The SpectatorProblem solving Giles Gordon The Bacchae (Orange Tree, Richmond) Care (Royal Court Theatre Upstairs) Piero Plays His Part (Polka, Wimbledon) P eter Arnott's new and...
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Radio
The SpectatorSpellbound Maureen Owen A sked to name the most enjoyable pro- gramme on radio, Frank Delaney's Bookshelf (Radio 4, Sundays, 7.30pm; repeated Thursdays 4.10pm) would pro-...
Dance
The SpectatorStepping-stones Julie Kavanagh Train (Mantis, Cranford Community School, Hounslow) The Dancing Department (LCDT, Apollo Theatre, Oxford) Secret Gardens (ICA) G ood news:...
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High life
The SpectatorGetting away Taki New York T his is my last week in this ghastly place. Never have I seen ruder people anywhere, not even in Moscow. Last week I gave a dinner for my friend...
Television
The SpectatorTripe, no onions Richard Ingrams T have refrained hitherto from casting aspersions on the BBC's early evening newscasterette Miss Moira Stuart for fear of protests from all...
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Low life
The SpectatorTaxing Jeffrey Bernard T f there are as many as 1,760 readers of 'this wretched column with current ac- counts in the black I'd be obliged if they'd sponsor me to run a mile...
Postscript
The SpectatorGreat frocks Patrick Marnham °There is no doubt that Porter enjoyed the Young Designers' Show at the Park Lane Hotel; although this is the first time he has been out of the...
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Chess
The SpectatorCommonwealth Raymond Keene Melbourne D uring a trip to Nigeria in 1980 the thought came to me that it would be of great benefit to chess in much of the English-speaking world...
Co mpet iti o n
The SpectatorNo. 1258: Dear Pam ... Set by Jaspistos: Denis Thatcher's i M- aginary letters to his friend Bill are a favourite feature of Private Eye. A letter, please (maximum 150 words),...
No. 1255: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were invited to describe in verse the performance of some modern sportsman through the eyes of a Romantic poet. The Romantics were not a natural...
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The SpectatorA prize of ten pounds will be awarded for the first correct solution opened on 14 March. Entries to Crossword 596, The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL. 10 Ur...
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Portrait of the week
The SpectatorA private Parliamentary Bill which would have required newspapers to print a correction of equal size and prominence whenever it was said that they had printed an inaccurate...
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The SpectatorBADEN-POWELL: 'The Matabele Campaign' and 'Sport in War'. C. J. Garratt, 81 Port Street, Evesham, Worcs. W. D. DAVIES: 'Paul and Rabbinic Judaism' and 'Essays on the Semitic...