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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorA street scene showing the effect of removing people with personality disorders M r Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, held talks with Mr Bertie Ahern, the Taoiseach of Ireland,...
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The SpectatorTelephone: 0171-405 1706; Fax 0171-242 0603 JOHN'S DILEMMA IS LABOUR'S t first sight, arguments whether John Prescott is working class or middle class are simply froth, or...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorThe Ashcroft Affair is about honour: the Times's honour BRUCE ANDERSON N ewspapers ought to investigate wrong- doing, especially in public life. The papers are also entitled...
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DIARY
The SpectatorJILLY COOPER S omeone should produce a television series entitled Women Behaving Beautifully, kicking off with Lady Annabel Goldsmith. Funny, glamorous, protective, warm-heart-...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorWant to be leader? Then what would you do about the following problems . . . ? MATTHEW PARRIS I went last week to watch a curiously old- fashioned event, in Oxford. The...
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THE REAL VICTIMS OF THE KENNEDY CURSE
The Spectator. . . are not Kennedys, says Mark Steyn, but the women who have come into contact with them New Hampshire SMALL planes crash all the time in Ameri- ca. One did on Sunday, the...
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NICK HORNBY HE WASN'T
The SpectatorEdward Docx defends Hemingway, and laments that they don't make writers like him any more IT is not always remembered that the liter- ary gestation of Ernest Hemingway was...
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THE NARKS OUST THE SIR HUMPHREYS
The SpectatorSue Cameron spots a hitherto unnoticed amendment weakening the impartial civil service UNELECTED political apparatchiks masquerading as 'special advisers' are now deciding on...
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THE SHOT OF THE NEW
The SpectatorOwen Matthews says gangland murder in Russia has become a form of pretentious modern art Moscow ANOTHER acquaintance of mine was shot recently, which got me thinking. The...
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Mind your language
The Spectator'WHAT'S so marvellous about Nor- wich?' my husband asked, grabbing the whisky bottle with a dexterity surprising in one of his age and habits. I had begun an enthusiastic...
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OH, WHAT A HEALTHY WAR!
The SpectatorTheodore Dalrymple finds fewer hypochondriacs than before in bombed Serbia THE late Professor Michael Shepherd of the Maudsley Hospital once proposed the motion at the World...
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DOWNING STREET'S NEW NEVILLE
The SpectatorMr Blair's character means he AS Britain's peripatetic international negotiator, Mr Tony Blair is fast turning into a calamity. Behind the lip-trembling psychobabble and the...
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IT'S NOT A LUCKY BREAK
The SpectatorAs their long summer holiday why teachers don't enjoy it FOLLOWING the example set last year by the East Sussex education authority, the government is now pondering a radical...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorThe bubble bursts in Boulder, Colorado, and BestBank turns out to be BustBank CHRISTOPHER FILDES W hen the history of the great finan- cial bubble of our time comes to be...
Advantage server
The SpectatorTHE bright iridescent sphere now being wafted to market in London is called Freeserve. It gets its sheen from the Inter- net, is described as a provider, and was part of Dixons...
A Ponzi scheme
The SpectatorNOT a hope. In the end the FDIC wrote to 350,000 cardholders to offer them a deal. If they would pay 50 cents in the dollar, it would tell the credit-rating agencies that they...
Spot the bezzle
The SpectatorTHEY may not worry as long as the world's biggest economy surges ahead and the values put upon assets like shares and companies and properties break every record. They should...
Plastic confetti
The SpectatorBESTBANK was scattering credit cards like plastic confetti and growing its bal- ance sheet (to call it that) from $10 million to $348 million in four years. Such progress...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorPinochet is Labour's political prisoner and Straw is his gaoler PAUL JOHNSON G eneral Pinochet is Britain's political prisoner. There is nothing judicious or judi- cial about...
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Sir Rudolf was a spy
The SpectatorFrom Mr Nigel West Sir: David Turner (Letters, 17 July) has quoted somewhat out of context what I wrote in 1987 about Professor Peierls's liti- gation against Richard Deacon's...
From Mr Martin Russell Sir: As your radio correspondent, Michael
The SpectatorVestey, makes a friendly reference to me in his article (Arts, 10 July) about Radio Four's play Plum's War, I should like to add a few words, which stem from my having been a...
Cassandra's counterblast
The SpectatorFrom Lord Norwich Sir: In your issue of 10 July your radio cor- respondent Michael Vestey reviewed the programme broadcast on 7 July on Radio Four about my father, Duff Cooper,...
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Pointless polls
The SpectatorFrom Mr Andrew Cooper Sir: Bob Worcester's riposte (Letters, 17 July) to my article pointing out the pro- Labour bias in the opinion polls (`Labour poll-axed', 3 July) rests on...
Anglo-Saxon aptitudes
The SpectatorFrom Mr Ian Lawrence Sir: Peregrine Worsthorne describes Anglo-Saxon England before the Norman conquest as 'rude and unpolished' (As I was saying, 10 July). This is simply not...
Pauline poppycock
The SpectatorFrom Lady Cudlipp Sir: Pious, goody-goody Saint Paul Johnson (And another thing, 19 June) didn't have the guts to take on someone with the cele- brated invective of Hugh Cudlipp...
Jutland's sunken dream
The SpectatorFrom Mr Arthur Hamilton Sir: In comparing the summers of 1914 and 1999, Frank Johnson (Shared opinion, 17 July) forgets that the navalists threw away Britain's naval supremacy...
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Reigning not ruling
The SpectatorJohn Vincent LORD SALISBURY: A POLITICAL BIOGRAPHY by David Steele UCL Press, £45, pp. 441 L ord Salisbury (1830-1903) has a num- ber of claims on our attention. He was the...
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A career broken but not destroyed
The SpectatorPhilip Glazebrook BAKER PASHA, MISCONDUCT AND MISCHANCE by Dorothy Anderson Michael Russell, £20, pp. 253 W ritten as fiction the life of Valen- tine Baker might appear to be...
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Going it alone
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor RENEGADE OR HALO 2 by Timothy Mo Paddleless Press, £17.99, pp. 478 N ormally one tries to concentrate on the book rather than the circumstances of its...
Chicks, kicks, cash and chaos
The SpectatorJonathan Mirsky MY WAR GONE BY, I MISS IT SO by Anthony Loyd Doubleday, £16.95, pp. 320 o rdinarily, if a reviewer uses words like pathological, heroin addict, death-seeker,...
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The original cheeky chappy
The SpectatorPaul Routledge GEORGE FORMBY: A TROUBLED GENIUS by David Bret Robson, £16.95, pp. 296 I t started off as an everyday story of coal in the wine-bin, and ended in fame, fortune...
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Speaking of elusive evidence
The SpectatorJohn de Falbe VERA S hortly after the publication of Lolita, Nabokov acknowledged that 'my very kind and patient wife, she sits down at her type- writer and . . . I dictate off...
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Recent audio books
The SpectatorPeter Levi shi vers of Bath have been turning out some remarkable tapes of the novels of Eve- lyn Waugh, read by Michael Maloney, who is to me a newly discovered gem. In his...
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The SpectatorRICKEY BOOK OFFER A Social History of English Cricket by Derek Birley `The willingness to embrace novelty and change distinguishes Birley's book from most works of cricketing...
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Disposing of an unwanted book
The SpectatorPrinted pages are concerned. ing honey produced by bees which had fed There they stand in the hall, reproachful on the wild azaleas. queues of displaced persons waiting to be...
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ARTS
The SpectatorPainful weight of pretension Michael Harrington on why Stanley Kubrick was never a genius S tanley Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, has...
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Architecture
The SpectatorVisions of Ruin (Sir John Soane's Museum, till 28 August) In the realms of fantasy Alan Powers S it John Soane's Museum is continuing its sparkling season of small...
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Exhibitions 1
The SpectatorAbracadabra (Tate Gallery, till 25 September) On the blink Martin Gayford I n the entrance cupola of the Tate Gallery â where one is normally accosted by salesmen for the...
Exhibitions 2
The SpectatorSean Scully (South London Gallery, 65 Peckham Road, SE5, till 1 August) Positive approach Mark Glazebrook K ndinsky at the Royal Academy, Bridget Riley at the Serpentine,...
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Opera
The SpectatorLes Bareades (Albert Hall) All for the best Michael Tanner Ai yone in search of a happy mytholo- gy, as Richard Strauss was, but in vain, in Die Liebe der Danae, needed to...
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Dance
The SpectatorRaymonda (Bolshoi, Coliseum) Russian bravura Giannandrea Poesio I have often wondered how Russian bal- letomanes might have reacted to the vision scene in the first act of...
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Cinema
The SpectatorNights of Cabiria (PG, selected cinemas) Merry and melancholy Mark Steyn T he last time I saw Fellini's Nights of Cabiria (1957), a few years back, I was writ- ing something...
Theatre
The SpectatorLook Back in Anger (National Theatre) Floyd Collins (Bridewell) Eurydice (Whitehall) Man behaving badly Sheridan Morley J ohn Osborne is back in the land of the living. For...
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Television
The SpectatorBad times James Delingpole E ven though I don't get paid nearly as much as I deserve for this column, it does have its compensations. A couple of week- ends ago, for example,...
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Radio
The SpectatorPoetic licence Michael Vestey hen I lived in south-west London I would sometimes gaze at a large Victorian house at the foot of Putney Hill which had on its wall a plaque...
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High life
The SpectatorSelfless act Taki I always have a great time chez anyone connected with Jimmy â my NBF being Ben, his 18-year-old son â the low point of the night being Princess Pushy...
The turf
The SpectatorSinging fOr joy Robin Oakley It would have been impossible to pro- duce a. tableau of ten people more obvious- ly enjoying themselves. 'No, they're not all singers,' said the...
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Country life
The SpectatorBirthday bites Leanda de Lisle P eter has just celebrated his 40th birth- day. We didn't have a party, preferring to save our pennies towards the costs of his being a Master...
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Singular life
The SpectatorJoining the jet set Petronella Wyatt T here is a fascinating article in the August issue of Tatler. I never sneer at glossy magazines, including Hello!, because they are the...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorNot quite true Andrew Robson South West North East 1+ pass 14 pass 2+ pass 2⢠pass 3+ pass 5+ pass pass pass The key bid in the above auction was North's 2⢠bid â 'false...
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The Spectator1 - 1_R By David Fingleton Prague restaurants DURING my recent visit to Prague to attend the 1999 Stage Design Quadriennale, it was refreshing to discover just how wide a...
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CHESS
The SpectatorGigantic Raymond Keene THE Siemens Giants tournament in Frankfurt would have been a perfect tem- plate for an event to resolve the conflicts and tensions surrounding the world...
COMPETITION
The SpectatorGoing through the motions Christopher Howse IN COMPETITION NO. 2094, you were asked for a 'laureate' poem on a banal subject. The death of a corgi was given as an example and...
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Solution to 1420: Kind
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The SpectatorW & J . GRAHAM'S CROSSWORD A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Six Grapes Port for the first correct solution opened on 9 August, with two runners-up prizes of...
No. 2097: I beg your pardon?
The SpectatorYou are invited to supply one side of a telephone conversation composed entirely as if with the aid of an English phrasebook for foreign tourists. Maximum 150 words. Entries to...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorBunkered by solipsism Simon Barnes YOU don't get sense from sportsmen. It is, in a very real sense, more than their job's worth. You don't ask a sportsman a ques- tion in a...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. I am a junior lecturer at a prestigious institute in Bloomsbury. Because of poten- tial hazards in the laboratory, food and drink May only be taken in...