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No end of a lesson
The SpectatorF ive years after the invasion of Iraq, Gordon Brown is right to concede the need for a full-scale inquiry into the war. He is wrong, however, to postpone the investigation on...
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O ver the last 20 years, gentlemenâs clubs have had to
The Spectatorpay at least a token deference to modernity â equal rights, health and safety, inclusiveness. And then there is St Moritz Tobogganing Club, a British club with its own rules....
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The Tories should not let their caution on tax conceal the radicalism of their other policies
The SpectatorW hat a difference a poll lead makes. If Philip Hammond, the shadow chief secretary to the Treasury, had given an interview appearing to rule out tax cuts in a Conservative...
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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY
The SpectatorMONDAY Everyone on a major poll high! Ginseng tea and bran muffins all round this morning and not much work done. In the end Jed had to call in Mr Maude to calm us all down. FM...
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Al-Qaâedaâs secret UK gangs: terror as a âplayground dareâ
The SpectatorAs Brown unveils his National Security Strategy, Fraser Nelson talks to those in the front line against Islamic extremism. MI5 has expanded successfully, but faces in...
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Pullman gives God a break for Easter
The SpectatorThe author of His Dark Materials talks to A.S.H. Smyth about the latest episode in the saga in which he turns towards politics â with a nod to The Magnificent Seven along the...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA musician, Alexander Faris, writes with a list of words beginning with hissing S and nasal N: snarl, snatch, sneak, sneer, sneeze, snicker, snigger, snip, snob, snore, snort,...
The minersâ strike and the fight against Islamism
The SpectatorExtremism dies when its lack of legitimacy is revealed, Charles Moore says. Muslim fundamentalism is as brittle as union militancy was in the Eighties T he huge defeat of the...
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A holy man tipped to lead the nationâs Catholics
The SpectatorMary Wakefield meets Dom Hugh Gilbert, the Benedictine Abbot of Pluscarden â said to be the Popeâs âdark horseâ candidate to succeed Cardinal Cormac Murphy-OâConnor W...
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Mugabe is the Mobutu of our time
The SpectatorMarian L. Thpy wishes that Zimbabwe would follow the lead of Botswana, a market democracy. For now, it swelters under the oppressive rule of a tyrant who is wrecking his country...
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Pity the monks of Tibet who dare to hope that anyone will come to their aid
The SpectatorRod Liddle is appalled by the appeasement of China, a country that now combines the most oppressive aspects of state Marxism with the most brutally rapacious aspects of...
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Key question
The SpectatorSir: Debt, debt everywhere. Britain really is in trouble if â as Fraser Nelson suggests (Politics, 15 March) â the Conservative opposition is shying away from the âobvious...
Simple remedy
The SpectatorSir: I am glad Craig Goldsack, chairman of the Department of Anaesthesia, University College Hospital, has such faith in the complaints system of the Healthcare Commission...
Rough trade
The SpectatorSir: Even for a self-described âposh birdâ, Venetia Thompson (âA Sloane in gangsta landâ, 15 March) seems to be drawn to rough trade(rs) like a moth to the flame. Now...
Atheist ramblings
The SpectatorSir: So Gus Teljer (Letters, 15 March) thinks Martin Rowsonâs âatheist ramblingsâ show him, not only to have a âlost soulâ to be impertinently prayed for, but to be...
Tin ear
The SpectatorSir: Sir John Weston (Letters, 15 March) deplores Westminster Abbeyâs refusal to allow the use of the King James Bible at a memorial service, and asks if it is now officially...
Dubious procedure
The SpectatorSir: In contrasting her Chinese medical treatment favourably with that received back in England, I suspect that Tessa Keswick (âIf you need a doctor, go to Chinaâ, 15 March)...
Distinguished lineage
The SpectatorSir: Taki wonders (High life, 15 March) âwhatâs wrong with keeping it in the family?â The answer surely is that every family, no matter how distinguished its lineage, will...
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Giving the Olympics to the Chinese was an act of cynical genius: a stick to beat them with
The SpectatorI t is probably blasphemy, or sacrilege, or at least very rude, but whenever I see the Dalai Lama, I think of him as speaking in the voice of the late Mike Reid, who played...
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Quality for dinner. Pass the Fairy Liquid, Old Boy
The SpectatorI have no objection to washing up. I prefer it to most other chores. When I was very small my mother allowed me to âhelpâ with the washing up. This meant doing the drying. I...
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Has the Celtic tiger lost its roar?
The SpectatorMatthew Lynn says the explosive growth of Irelandâs wealth is coming to a sticky end, but that this highly competitive, low-tax economy can still prosper in the long term A...
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Bernankeâs war against recession
The SpectatorGuy Monson and Subitha Subramaniam U S policymakers are at war against recession. Since January, the Federal Reserve under Ben Bernanke has cut interest rates by 1.25 per cent;...
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Tesco, I hate you â and you need to know why
The SpectatorRoss Clark says the decline and fall of retail empires begins when customer sentiment suddenly turns negative F or the vociferous band of Tescohaters, waiting for the...
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A Scottish master of caricature
The SpectatorBevis Hillier J OHN K AY : A S ERIES OF O RIGINAL P ORTRAITS AND ETCHINGS introduced by Alan Bell Birlinn, Edinburgh, two volumes in slipcase, £200, pp. 976, ISBN...
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A world without frontiers
The SpectatorWilliam Skidelsky T HE C ITY OF W ORDS by Alberto Manguel Continuum, £14.99, pp. 166, ISBN 9781847062703 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 A lberto Manguel, the dust...
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Putting the Boot in
The SpectatorPeregrine Worsthorne T HE R EMARKABLE L IvES OF B ILL D EEDES by Stephen Robinson Little Brown, £20, pp.480, ISBN 9780316730334 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 S o...
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Scripture was composed by believers
The SpectatorEdward Norman T HE R ESURRECTION by Geza Vermes Penguin, £7.99, pp. 168, ISBN 9780141030050 â £6.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I t is difficult enough to evaluate the...
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A new way of seeing
The SpectatorHonor Clerk F AR N ORTH AND O THER D ARK T ALES by Sara Maitland Maia Press, £8.99, pp. 252, ISBN 9781904559276 â £7.19 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n one of his more...
Echoes of the invisible world
The SpectatorMatthew Dennison DAPHNE by Justine Picardie Bloomsbury, £14.99, pp. 405, ISBN 9780747587026 â £11.99 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I n 1958, Daphne du Maurier published a...
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Not going to London to visit the Queen
The SpectatorAnita Brookner R EMEMBERING THE B ONES by Frances Itani Sceptre, £17.99, pp. 283, ISBN 9780340953990 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I t is a pleasure to encounter...
Having the last laugh
The SpectatorLloyd Evans T RICKSTER M AKES T HIS W ORLD : M ISCHIEF , M YTH AND A RT by Lewis Hyde Canongate, £16.99, pp. 417, ISBN 9781847672247 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429...
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Scribble, scribble, scribble
The SpectatorW hy do we write? Dr Johnson had no doubts, or pretended to have none: âno man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for moneyâ. This is manifestly false, unless you make...
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The ideally expensive thing
The SpectatorSusan Moore on how the Americans have become net sellers of works of art J unius Spencer Morgan caused a sensation in 1876 when he paid the staggering sum of £10,100 â more...
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Canter through Dada
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Duchamp, Man Ray, Picabia Tate Modern, until 26 May Juan Muñoz Tate Modern, until 27 April T he recent Tate habit of serving up in threes major figures from...
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Ready for retirement
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Eugene Onegin Royal Opera House Fiesque Bloomsbury Theatre W hen the late Steven Pimlottâs production of Tchaikovskyâs Eugene Onegin was first staged at the...
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Courting humour
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Legal Fictions Savoy Baby Girl; The Miracle Cottesloe E dward Fox is having the time of his life. The creepy but compelling Jackal has evolved, late in his career,...
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Living doll
The SpectatorDeborah Ross Lars and the Real Girl 12A, Nationwide L ars and the Real Girl is a comedy which tells the story of an introverted, emotionally backward loner (Ryan Gosling, in...
Unsung hero
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio New York City Ballet London Coliseum D espite being one of the greatest dancemakers ever, Jerome Robbins remains, outside the United States, an unsung hero...
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Death of television
The SpectatorKate Chisholm I t all began with a short story by Peter Ackroyd, telling of an extraordinary visitation by the Virgin Mary that was promised to occur sometime soon at St...
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âAroldâs tragedy
The SpectatorJames Delingpole R ather deftly, I managed to avoid all but ten minutes of the 3,742 hours of programming dedicated this week to the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war. Iâve...
Breeze well; sell well
The SpectatorRobin Oakley O n hearing that I was off to a horse sale Mrs Oakleyâs goodbye lacked the usual wifely warmth. Something a touch minatory about priorities and the need to keep...
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Clematis heaven
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan I f you are an assiduous buyer of plants, you will know that there are quite a number of foreign-bred plants for sale in our nurseries. This has become more...
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Never on Sunday
The SpectatorTaki I t would take the greatest bloodhound reporter of all time to discover a person with a good word to say about Eliot Spitzer, the first man ever to bully Congress for an...
Nightmare in casualty
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I tâs half-past four in the morning and Iâve been sitting in the casualty department since two. Iâm alone in the waiting room. Behind the glass partition...
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Forget the eggs
The SpectatorAlex James I âm a celebrity for hire. I do good causes for free â makes me feel good, dunnit? Thatâs the deal. âOf course,â I said. âBe delighted to open a...
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SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
The SpectatorSIMON HOGGART L ast weekâs budget has been something of a blow to winedrinkers, though a 14p rise in duty is not quite as bad as the £1 predicted by some pessimists in the...
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Nice new jumper
The SpectatorMichael Kallenbach sets out to buy a horse H is name is Magic and I must admit, Iâve fallen in love with him. Heâs much younger than I am, has lovely legs, and is very...
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The first resort
The SpectatorVerbier is the trendiest place in the Alps, says Alistair Scott W alking into the Fer à Cheval, Verbier, Switzerland, on a sunny spring day recently (Verbier is at its very...
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Ten days in Indo-China
The SpectatorStanley Johnson packs in the sites on a whirlwind tour of south-east Asia T en days were all we had if we were to meet up with our son, Max, currently studying in Beijing, and...
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Pacific heights
The SpectatorAlasdair Palmer âG od created the world in seven days... San Francisco took a little longer.â You can forgive San Franciscans a little blasphemy â well, you sort of have...
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Old-world charm
The SpectatorJames Campbell A ny former communist town which likens itself to France in its efforts to distinguish itself must be desperate for a new tourist board. So it is with the...
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My cycling accident proves my point that road users rely on their ears. We need to be noisier
The SpectatorW ell, it finally happened. After 25 years of cycling in London, I had an accident. Bizarrely, it occurred right outside Action Bikes, the shop in Shepherdâs Bush where I...
Ancient & modern
The SpectatorAccording to Mohamed Al Fayed, the Princess of Wales was murdered on the orders of Prince Philip working in cahoots with some 30 named individuals, the Home Office, the CIA, the...
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A fortnightly column on technology and the web
The SpectatorL ast summer we picked up a hire car at Inverness. As I was dumping the rental paperwork inside the glove compartment I unearthed a forgotten pair of sunglasses so hideous in...
Q. I am dreading Easter as my children are always
The Spectatorgiven so many eggs by their various godparents and grandparents. This is to say nothing of those they bring home from hunts. I consider it terribly bad for them to eat so much...
Q. As a man in my mid-forties I still look
The Spectatorremarkably youthful, though I say it myself. The one area which is a problem is my forehead where the frown lines are becoming somewhat embedded. I would have Botox like a shot,...
Q. I am shortly to attend a lunch where lots
The Spectatorof my friends will be. However, I am rather dreading sitting next to one particular old codger who has become a bit repetitive in his old age. I gather there will be no places...
Q. I have often wondered whether tablecloths are U or non-U. What do you say, Mary?
The SpectatorA.N.W., London NW1 A. There is no strict rule on tablecloths although where valuable tables are concerned it may be better to protect the table from damage to make your guests...