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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
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DIARY
The SpectatorTIM HEALD T his is the first time I've been commis- sioned to do something by a member of the Johnson family since Boris's father, Stanley, asked me to write an attack on the...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorIt's time to put an end to the fibs and the pashes at St Tonian's BRUCE ANDERSON 0 nly one author could do justice to the Blair/Brown/Mandelson saga and she, alas, is no...
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A TRUE GHOST STORY
The SpectatorDJ. Taylor unmasks the spooky figures who really write the nation's bestselling books Q: WHAT connects the following books, all of them reposing somewhere near the top of the...
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DON'T CALL ME CULTURED
The SpectatorPeter Ainsworth, the shadow culture minister; doggerel to Dickens PETER Ainsworth is one of the shadow Cabinet ministers who, after Ann Widde- combe's crackdown-on-dope speech,...
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CURSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS
The SpectatorDavid Pryce-Jones explains how Arafat blew his chance for peace `PEACE process' is a phrase that arouses dread in the heart. It signifies that some- where a grievance exists...
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WHEN WAR HEROES ARE WAR CRIMINALS
The SpectatorTimothy Garton Ash meets a Serb killer who helped to bring down Milosevic Cacak, Serbia MEET a hero of the Serbian revolution. Zivan Markovic is a short, thick-set, mus- cular...
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ROBINSON'S FINAL TRIUMPH
The SpectatorPAUL DACRE, editor of the Daily Mail, takes a dim view of mistakes by his jour- nalists. In fact, most of them live in terror of putting a comma in the wrong place. However,...
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THE TERRORIST'S BRIEF
The SpectatorSean O'Callaghan reveals that the murdered 'human-rights' lawyer was a committed IRA member ON 12 February 1989 a Belfast solicitor, Pat Finucane, was murdered in his home by...
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AN OPEN AND SHUT CASE
The SpectatorAs architects explore new ways of ventilating the demise of the sealed window THE small group of very clever young people who decide how we will live our lives have changed...
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Banned wagon
The SpectatorA weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit STUNG by accusations of operating a nanny state, the government turned away from the idea of banning things some time...
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MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE
The SpectatorAndrew Geddes, a circuit judge, says that journalistic sloppiness has brought the bench into disrepute LET me begin with the ridiculous. In Jan- uary I was trying a case of...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMY husband made a noise like a stork regurgitating a toad. I thought a dose of whisky had gone down the wrong way, but it was only a semi-voluntary reac- tion to reading some...
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TERRORISTS IN LYCRA SHORTS
The SpectatorHelpless pedestrians are being victimised by lawless cyclists. James Bartholomew proposes some solutions WHO are the dashing heroes of our age? They are the brave, free...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorItaly's new revolution in art: the triumph of blonde over grey PAUL JOHNSON I hope the Queen enjoyed her state visit to Italy this week, and especially her sojourn in the...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorThe Prince of Darkness no longer strikes terror in the press STEPHEN GLOVER M y eyes nearly popped out of my head on Monday when I read a column by A.N. Wilson, the...
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Briefs encounter
The SpectatorFrom Susan Crosland Sir: In her as usual entertaining column (Singular life, 14 October), Petronella Wyatt (or was it Alan Clark?) ranked Porfirio Rubirosa as number one great...
From Mr Charles FitzGerald Sir: Melanie Phillips, with respect, seems
The Spectatorignorant of this country's history. The title so proudly claimed by every English monarch since Henry VIII (if, perhaps, to be relinquished by the next in line) is Fidel...
Rhyme and unreason
The SpectatorFrom Mr Philip Hensher Sir: Much as one admires Michael Horovitz for not only reading and remembering a lot of aimless free verse about apple trees (Let- ters, 14 October), but...
A kiss is just a kiss
The SpectatorFrom Lord Grantley Sir: Tessa Keswick (`Kiss her quick, William', 30 September) argues that 'it is something of a scandal that more is not done by the Conservatives to address...
LETTERS Life starts at conception
The SpectatorFrom Mr M.G. Sherlock Sir: In 'A tale of two Churches' (14 Octo- ber) Melanie Phillips tries to explain away the Catholic position on abortion as a mis- interpretation of Old...
Untruths about the US
The SpectatorFrom Mr Tim Mitchell Sir: Peter Hitchens's article (land of the free, home of the British', 23 September) is absolute tosh and I deeply resent any of my subscription monies...
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Fat and fatter
The SpectatorFrom Plunket Beime Sir: I was amused and in agreement with Mark Steyn (`The least worst hope', 23 September) in how awfully fat my country- men and women are. I read the column...
From Mrs Antony Little Sir: My brother, John Aspinall, never
The Spectatorreferred to a French kiss as a lung-puncher' — just not his style. Unfortunately, like the rest of the Tory party wets, Tessa Keswick is suffering from amnesia, delusion, or...
Sport rules — not OK
The SpectatorFrom Mr Luke Fraser Sir: As a proud Australian, I enjoyed Simon Barnes's article on Ian Thorpe (Sport, 23 September). But I've been living in fear of catching green-and-gold...
Expensive Indulgence
The SpectatorFrom Sir Kenneth Warren Sir: Our dearly beloved Soames of The Spectator Wine Club writes — rightly well of the 1996 claret vintage (9 Septem- ber). Then he tempts us, with...
OE arrogance
The SpectatorFrom Mr Robert Swann Sir: I'm sorry that George Trefgame didn't know in advance (Ile euro rescued (until next time)', 30 September) that an Old Eto- nian campaigning against...
Early Hoggwash
The SpectatorFrom Mr Bob Smyth Sir: Your competition winner's fantasy about Lord Falconer and the catastrophic rave in the Oxford brewery (14 October) actually happened — but in the other...
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SHARED OPINION
The SpectatorThe duchess, a swimming-pool and a question of taste FRANK JOHNSON W e fans of the late James Lees-Milne's diaries are enjoying an unexpected bonus. Murray has just published...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorPerfection in a small space Philip Hensher THE MEANS OF ESCAPE by Penelope Fitzgerald Flamingo, £12.99, pp. 117 THE HAUNTED DOLL'S HOUSE AND OTHER STORIES by M. R. James, with...
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THE SPECTATOR BOOKSHOP
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A delectable gift from France
The SpectatorDigby Anderson LIFE IS A MENU by Michel Roux Constable, £15.99, pp. 253 R ecently I bought a pile of second- hand books. But the bookcases are full. So some of the books...
From the absurd to the supreme
The SpectatorDavid Pryce-Jones THE FABER BOOK OF OPERA by Tom Sutcliffe Faber, £20, pp. 416 om Sutcliffe, the Evening Standard opera critic and evidently a sound fellow, has no doubt that...
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Leaders and losers
The SpectatorTony Benn THE PRIME MINISTER: THE OFFICE AND ITS HOLDERS SINCE 1945 by Peter Hennessy Allen Lane, 125, pp. 686 his book by Professor Peter Hennessy is a must, not just for...
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Strangers after the night
The SpectatorSam Phipps THE BEDTRICK: TALES OF SEX AND MASQUERADE by Wendy Doniger University of Chicago Press, £22.50, pp. 492 I mposture can get so confusing, or maybe it's just...
Rebelling against jam and duty
The SpectatorFrank Egerton THE GINGERBREAD WOMAN by Jennifer Johnston Review, £14.99, pp. 213 L ike its beautifully written predecessor, Two Moons, Jennifer Johnston's latest novel is set...
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The question is: what do you do with alluvial mud?
The SpectatorRaymond Carr CIVILIZATIONS by Felipe Fernandez Armesto Macmillan, £25, pp. 636 or Fernandez Armesto all our attempts to define civilisation are flawed. Kenneth Clark threw in...
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Loving and Wrecking: Spring Storm
The SpectatorRunning athwart the wind, I was trying to head for harbour, Knowing a light was beckoning there to me. But the wind had other plans in mind And grew momently fiercer and...
The end of the gorgeous Napoleonic dream
The SpectatorChristopher Sinclair-Stevenson HERMES IN PARIS by Peter Vansittart Peter Owen, £16.50, pp. 234 I can think of few books which would more annoy those bright young things (they...
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Loser takes all
The SpectatorJohn Casey OUT OF THE ASHES: THE RESURRECTION OF SADDAM HUSSEIN by Andrew Cockburn and Patrick Cockburn Verso, £17, pp. 322 S addam Hussein is the most remarkable ruler of...
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Horses have four legs
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Annoying Wittgenstein and rebutting Sartre
The SpectatorJohn Bayley A MEMOIR: PEOPLE AND PLACES by Mary Warnock Duckworth, £18, pp. 246 E veryone is a solipsist when it comes to reading contemporary memoir and auto- biography. We...
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Russia's secret emperor
The SpectatorPhilip Mansel PRINCE OF PRINCES: THE LIFE OF POTEMKIN by Simon Sebag Montefiore Weidenfeld, £25, pp. 634 D ynastic biology is one of the forces behind European history. It has...
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When things go wrong at the top
The SpectatorAndrew Gimson SECOND TERM by Simon Walters Politico's, £16.99, pp. 399 T his galumphing thriller describes the decline and fall of a fictional Tony Blair. Steven Cane 'ain't no...
Creating and hiding oneself
The SpectatorBrian Masters THE STATELY HOMO: A CELEBRATION OF THE LIFE OF QUENTIN CRISP edited by Paul Bailey Bantam, £12.99, pp. 251 W ho would have believed, 60 years ago, that the...
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Blowing one's own horn but quietly
The SpectatorJonathan Keates WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS: AN UNCONVENTIONAL LIFE by Lord Montagu of Beaulieu Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 322 C ertain kinds of book are ideal for those grim moments in the...
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Truth, Beauty and the Beast 666
The SpectatorBradford Verter A MAGICK LIFE: THE BIOGRAPHY OF ALEISTER CROWLEY by Martin Booth Hodder, £20, pp. 507 R eading a biography of Aleister Crow- ley one cannot help but be moved by...
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Seducing the natives
The SpectatorCharles Allen L cknow, former capital of the king- dom of Oude in northern India, is one of those fabled cities planted more firmly in the imagination than on the ground. To...
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The Logical Negativist
The SpectatorCaroline Moorehead BERTRAND RUSSELL: THE GHOST OF MADNESS by Ray Monk Cape, £25, pp. 574 W hen John, the son of Bertrand and Dora Russell, was four, his parents decided that...
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ARTS `All
The Spectatorart is erotic' B ars, according to Malcolm Lowry who knew a thing or two about the subject — are at their most beautiful early in the morning, when they are empty. It was about...
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Exhibitions 2
The SpectatorDrink and Be Merry: Wine and Beer in Ancient Times (The Jewish Museum, New York, till 5 Nov) Lifting the spirit Roger Kimball Mosaic depicting camel carrying wine amphora,...
Exhibitions 1
The SpectatorElisabeth Vellacott (Piers Feetham Gallery, 475 Fulham Road, SW6, till 4 November) Drawing on experience Michael Glover T he East Anglian artist Elisabeth Vel- lacott manages...
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Exhibitions 3
The SpectatorMagnificent foolishness Laura Gascoigne A editor of Artists & Illustrators maga- zine, I once got an aggrieved letter from an amateur reader complaining that she couldn't find...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Seven Year Itch (Queens) The Guardsman (Albery) Mademoiselle Colombe (Bridcwcll) Tacky stargazing Sheridan Morley W hatever the current troubles of Trevor Nunn at the...
Dance
The SpectatorIrresistible Cunningham Giannandrea Poesio I t was difficult not to be overwhelmed at the end of the opening night of the Merce Cunningham Dance Company at the Barbi- can last...
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Cinema
The SpectatorWhat Lies Beneath (15, selected cinemas) Misplaced Hitchcockiana Mark Steyn W hat's happened to Harrison Ford? He seems to be shrivelling away before our eyes into a strange...
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Gardens
The SpectatorDomes we can love Ursula Buchan D omes, however stately, don't always get a good press. And, by association, nor does any organisation caught up with them. But, for me, the...
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Radio
The SpectatorPlugging Pinter Michael Vestey I 've never forgotten a remark the direc- tor Bryan Forbes made to me many years ago when I went to interview him about a film he was making at...
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Television
The SpectatorThe great divide James Delingpole A aagh! Help! There have been way too many programmes on this week that I'm dying to say lucid, important, clever things about and I doubt...
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The turf
The SpectatorTen to follow Robin Oakley I had, however, taken the precaution of including in my luggage Timeform's splen- did new Chasers and Hurdlers 1999/2000 to aid compilation of my...
High life
The SpectatorCultural despair Taki ked to name his favourite book by that symbol of cheapness and hoopla, Oprah Winfrey, Al Gore replied, The Red and the Black. Now there's nothing Al Gore...
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No life
The SpectatorTabloid turn-off Toby Young I hoped to be writing this from a desert- island hideaway somewhere in the Caribbean, having retired with a small for- tune, but alas it was not to...
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Singular life
The SpectatorWeak stomach Petronella Wyatt I read somewhere this week that a for- mer Romanian count whose family is descended from Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration for Bram Stoker's...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorLosing run Susanna Gross ON THE whole, I prefer to play bridge for money than not — it adds a frisson to the game, as well as keeping you focused and disciplined. But when...
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RESTAURANTS Deborah Ross
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COMPETITION
The SpectatorcX Alphabetics J aspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2158 you were invited to emulate the poem beginning 'An Austrian army, awfully arrayedRoldly by battery besieged Belgrade. . ',...
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The SpectatorLBV PORT GRAHAM ' S CROSSWORD 1486: Hidden characters by Ascot A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's award-winning, Late- Bottled Vintage Port for the first correct...
No. 2161: Dog and God
The SpectatorMy versatile elder brother (who 60 years ago dubbed me Jaspistos) has just sent me a poetic dialogue with the above title. You are invited to do the same. Maximum 16 lines....
Solution to 1483: Great and small
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorEl Tel for the job from Hell Simon Barnes IT is a great tribute to the myth-making powers of football. Terry Venables remains as bookie's favourite for the job of England...
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