1 MAY 2004

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PORTRAIT

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F thy-two former ambassadors, high commissioners and governors criticised Mr Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, for supporting an American policy in Iraq that was 'doomed to...

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Rogue mail

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utting The Spectator together in a week of postal difficulties is always an awkward task because we can never be quite sure when our subscribers are going to get to read the...

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JONATHAN AITKEN

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Washington N ot since Randolph Churchill's The Fight for the Tory Leadership has any book of political reportage caused as much of a stir on either side of the Atlantic as Bob...

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Blair is already thinking about when to go.

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Summer might be a good time PETER °BORNE E veryone knows that moment in the Bugs Bunny cartoons when the rabbit dashes over the cliff. For a few moments the creature remains...

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CHARLES MOORE

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s soon as I read that 52 former diplomats had written to the Prime Minister to express dismay at his policies in the Middle East, I shouted out '364 economists!' In March 1981,...

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How Islam has killed multiculturalism

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Rod Liddle says that Blair's great U-turn on immigration has placed the Labour party to the right of Ray Honeyford — the man once vilified as a racist D o you have a core of...

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Not many bucks for our bangs

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Tony Blair may be George Bush's most reliable comrade in the war on terror, but, says Andrew Gilligan, British firms aren't getting much reconstruction work in Iraq D own at the...

THEODORE DALRYMPLE

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Marriage, like slavery, is a peculiar institution, and these days more and more people are avoiding it. It is hard enough for two human beings to associate closely, let alone to...

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Mind your language

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Well, the Poles are in the European Union, and very welcome they are too as far as I'm concerned. Already Tesco and Carrefour are flogging the poor things centrally distributed...

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My great escape

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David Hargreaves says that running away from school was one of the best things he ever did T hirty years ago this month I ran away from school. I was not quite 15 and had been...

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The lies of the land

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Forget Dame Shirley Porter, says Theodore Dalrymple. If it's real scandal you are after, consider the millions wasted as a result of public service corruption D ame Shirley...

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The triumph of Tesco

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Deborah Ross joins her mother on a trip down the aisles of Britain's favourite food chain -w hen I was growing up, my mother always went to Sainsbury's, the Sainsbury's on...

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Thatcher bounces back

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On the eve of the 25th anniversary of Margaret 'Thatcher's 1979 general election triumph, Simon Hafer says the Iron Lady has a new spring in her step 1 n her 79th year, widowed...

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Globophobia

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Ten new members join the European Union on Saturday and thousands of economic migrants are queueing up at the borders, raring to go. I refer, of course, to Western European...

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Iraq is not worth the life of a single British private

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FRANK JOHNSON M r Blair's Iraq war seems to be becoming more and more unpopular among British voters, especially among the only ones who now tend to vote: the middle classes...

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The first Whig the Devil? Then who was the first Tory?

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T he great reaper toils on. Of the dozen or so ushers at my wedding in 1957 only two are left. But they are going strong. Hugh Thomas has just produced a superb book on the...

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The BBC of print

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From Stephanie Lawson and Rupert Read Sir: It is an indictment of the pitiful state of our 'democracy' that Britain's future role in Europe should depend on the whim of one...

Parris: right and wrong

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From Dominic Lawson Sir: Matthew Parris in his otherwise excellent article on the hypocrisy of the socalled alternative medicine industry (Another voice, 24 April) claims that...

Torture warrants

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From Alan Dershowitz Sir: Paul Robinson's purported description of my views on torture are a complete fabrication, as anyone actually reading my extensive body of writing on...

The dying West

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From Phil Wyness Sir: Mark Steyn is right to point out that 'the West, as a . . . demographic fact, is dying', but it will not be George Bush who proves its saviour (Only Bush...

Shawcross's 'satire'

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From Rod Liddle Sir: A majority of readers, I suspect, will view the argument that Iraq is better off as a result of our invasion because fewer Iraqis are dying as a result of...

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Death of a Fakir

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From Paul Johnson Sir: In a recent article (And another thing, 17 April) I raised the question, 'What happened to the notorious Fakir of Ipi?' One of your readers, late of the...

Iraqi democracy curtailed

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From William Bourne Sir: My brother, as the Governorate Coordinator for the Coalition Provisional Authority in Dhi Qar province, was responsible for authorising the local...

Unfair to Lady T

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From Professor Antony Flew Sir: Bruce Anderson in his welcome to 'the Tories' revolutionary new educational policy' is unfair to Margaret Thatcher ('Passport to Eton', 24...

Bad luck with cabs

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From Susan Goodsir Sir: Petronella Wyatt (Singular life, 3 April) and her mother seem to have been unfortunate in their taxi drivers. I am the driver of a black London cab. I am...

Museum fever

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From Charles Clarke Sir: Tiffany Jenkins's criticism of educational projects in museums is misguided, (Arts, 10 April). We are not seeking to 'direct and assess . . museums'....

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Why did \o. 10 ignore the CIA's advice that the 45-minute claim was nonsense?

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STEPHEN GLOVER • ob Woodward of Watergate fame has just published an account of the background to the 0 Iraq war called Plan of Attack. It has attracted a good deal of...

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The neocon's imperial burden

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Sam Leith COLOSSUS: THE RISE AND FALL OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE by Niall Ferguson Allen Lane, £20, pp. 384, ISBN 0713997702 THE SHIVA NAIPAUL MEMORIAL PRIZE 2004 The Shiva...

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The mating game in Manhattan

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Rachel Johnson BERGDORF BLONDES by Plum Sykes Miramax Books, £10, pp. 320, ISBN 1401351964 A publishing friend arrived with an armful of new books as a cadeau maison. I have...

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Annus mirabilis, annus horribilis

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Jonathan Mirsky 1968: THE YEAR THAT ROCKED THE WORLD by Mark Kurlansky Cape, 117.99, pp. 441, ISBN 0224062514 A uthors often puff up their subjects because their books have...

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Decline and fall of a Russian hero

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Digby Durrant A HERO'S DAUGHTER by Andrei Makine Sceptre, £16.99, pp. 163, ISBN 0340751274 I t was only by a hoax that Andrel Makine came to be published. He was seen, he says,...

Summer of 2003

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Hearing Jack's saxophone and Will's guitar This June evening, almost the longest day So that up there a single star Dissolves in distant sunlight, there's delay — If only for an...

Jumping for joy

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Jane Ridley THE Fox IN THE CUPBOARD by Jane Shilling Viking £16.99, pp. 339, ISBN 0670912913 ane Shilling is a Times journalist and 44. 1 single parent who lives in...

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The crushing burden of proof

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Digby Anderson THE UNKNOWN GOD: AGNOSTIC ESSAYS by Anthony Kenny Continuum, £14.99, pp, 222, ISBN 0826473032 A nthony Kenny does not believe in the existence of God, but his...

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Dirty hands with green fingers

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Jane Gardam A LITTLE HISTORY OF BRITISH GARDENING by Jenny Uglow Chatto & Windus, f15.99, pp. 342, ISBN 0701169281 T he unpretentious title of this excellent, delicious book is...

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Not with a bang but a whimper

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Kate Grimond LONDON 1945: LIFE IN THE DEBRIS OF WAR by Maureen Waller John Murray, .£20, pp. 512, ISBN 0719566002 A thoroughly battered London was forced to endure, at the...

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Following in Lucy's footsteps

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Henrietta Bredin on how today's Grand Tourists try to penetrate the real heart of a city Miss Lavish darted under the archway of the white bullocks, and she stopped, and she...

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Watercolour winners

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Laura Gascoigne C oat may have been the foundation of Newcastle's fortunes, but its Laing Art Gallery 100 this year — was founded on sand. The sand, carried as ballast by...

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Radiating negativity

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Andrew Lambirth Raoul de Keyser; Edge of the Real Whitechapel Art Gallery, until 23 May W hy did Raoul de Keyser (born 1930) give up his first career as an art writer and...

A study in frustration

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Michael Tanner II Tabarro; Love's Luggage Lost Opera North The Haunted Manor; King Roger Polish National Opera D o you fancy having an early supper and then going to a short...

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Allergic reaction

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Rachel Halliburton Cyrano de Bergerac Olivier Oleanna Garrick Democracy Wyndham's T he nose has a prominent literary history — whether it's as a barometer for lies in...

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Golden reward

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Patrick Camegy The Dog in the Manger Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon W elcome to the Golden Age of Spanish drama. Even if the names of Shakespeare's near-contemporaries...

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Intriguing drama

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Giannandrea Pomo Anastasia The Royal Ballet, Royal Opera House T he 1972 ballet Anastasia is one of the most intriguing expressions of Kenneth MacMillan's narrative abilities...

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Polyphony in Belfast

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Peter Phillips T helonged-for regeneration of Belfast may not yet have come to fullest fruition — and it may not be hitting the headlines like other initiatives in Kosovo....

Exploring abroad

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Ursula Buchan B ritish gardens look the way they do for a number of impressively diverse reasons: politics, fashion, culture, society, creative energy, geology and climate....

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Mental hygiene

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Mark Steyn Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 15, selected cinemas rternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind d takes its title from Alexander Pope — or Pope Alexander, as...

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Bitter and twisted

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James Delingpole W ith each new day, I become more and more twisted with rancour, regret and self-hatred over my continuing failure to make something of my life. I used to...

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Strange revolution

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Michael Vestey I t's 30 years since the almost bloodless revolution in Portugal that overthrew the Caetano regime. You don't often hear anything about that period, but Radio...

Meeting Ron

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Taki New York T he scene is Tramp, about ten years ago. There's Johnny Gold, the genial host of the second-longest-running nightclub in London history, Mark Shand, the English...

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Private pleasures

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Jeremy Clarke y boy's maternal grandfather, a retired farm labourer, loves his food. Almost his entire conversation is about what he ate in the past and what he is going to eat...

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Celebrity culprits

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Petronella Wyatt I think we should institute two new annual awards. The first would be entitled The most infuriating non-Brit in London' prize. There are an embarrassment of...

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Arrivederci, Ranieri

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FRANK KEATING T he immediate future in Europe looks none too rosy for English soccer. In next week's decisive semi-finals of both the Champions' League and the Uefa Cup,...

Dear Mary

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Q. My parents, sister and in-laws are all devout Roman Catholics. I myself was raised a Catholic but have been an atheist for over 20 years, a fact of which all my family are...