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PORTRAIT r_jj M r Stephen Byers, a former Cabinet minister, popped
The Spectatorup on television to talk about Mr Alan Milburn, the new Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster with undefined responsibility for drawing up Labour policy before the election; 'I...
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Open the gates of Vienna
The SpectatorT he chief recruiting sergeant for al-Qa'eda is not George W. Bush but Frits Bolkestein, the Dutch EU internal market commissioner. Speaking last week on the possibility of...
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efore I relocated to Baghdad to participate in the reconstruction
The Spectatoreffort, several friends said they didn't want to see me paraded on television in one of those natty orange boiler suits pleading for American and British troops to withdraw from...
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If Blair overrules the Lords on hunting, he should abolish them altogether
The SpectatorNv e have been told from time to time that one reason why the Prime Minister has been so slow in 'reforming' the House of Lords is that he feels it is important to have it....
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'N 0 BAN' said the letters of
The Spectatorburning straw, though I was nut convinced that people in the flat land below could read them. On Monday night, about 40 of us were up above the Long Man of Wilmington, the...
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The incoming sea of faith
The SpectatorMister McGrath says that atheism has been discredited by the collapse of communism and the postmodern need for tolerance Nv hen I was an atheist back in the 1960s, its future...
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Why I'm backing Bush
The Spectatorlain Duncan Smith denounces Bush-bashing Tory 'sophisticates' and says that the President offers a radical agenda of hope at home and abroad p . olitics in the United States is...
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A plague of signs
The SpectatorRod Liddle on the proliferation of pointless public notices, and the loss of trust they imply y ou know that you're in a very bad place when there are lots of signs around...
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D is for diversity and delusion
The SpectatorDavid Shariatmadari on the mysterious policy that now pervades the Civil Service, creating thousands of non-jobs jr ob advertisements can be misleading. When I was just out of...
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SECOND OPINION
The SpectatorTHEODORE DALRYMPLE I was in court last week, giving it large (as they say round here) to the barrister on the other side. I love the precision, or at least the logic-chopping,...
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T HE GOVERNMENT has generously decided to offer 40% income tax relief on new 'i'CT investments.
The SpectatorIt's their way of giving small businesses a leg up. So, if you plan to venture into the VCT jungle for the first time a word to the wise: tracking down profits can be quite a...
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Mind your language
The Spectator'Gresham's Law,' said my husband unkindly, possessing himself of the zapper and hopping between channels quite unnecessarily. I had just asked him the difference between an...
Prescott vilified me and wrecked the railways
The SpectatorFormer Railtrack chairman Gerald Corbett says that Labour spin and prejudice helped to cause disaster and the deterioration of the service 0 n 1 September at 10.15 a.m. in a...
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Globophobia
The SpectatorA weekly survey of world restrictions on freedom and free trade Don't you just love those socio-economic league tables which put Britain a miserable 25th, virtually down among...
Litigation, litigation, litigation
The SpectatorMargaret Lenton, headmistress of a leading grammar school, says that the time and money she wastes on legal action would be far better spent on teaching I love my job as a head...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorThe middle classes are apparently abandoning the work ethic in favour of leisure. Aristotle would have strongly approved — on condition that they knew what to do with it. 'The...
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What's that on your head?
The SpectatorTV presenter Steve McDonnell was going bald. He tried to improve matters. He did not succeed E ach morning, when I opened my eyes, there was another clump of hair on the...
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The work of P.G. Wodehouse is immortal, but he was guilty of a moral lapse
The SpectatorT _ he debate about P.G. Wodehouse's wartime radio broadcasts from Nazi Germany has been raging for more than 60 years. It is re-ignited by Robert McCrum's admirable new...
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Why Western intellectuals champion their countries' most powerful enemies
The SpectatorIv e oppose the Iraq war. Nonetheless we believe that there is a militant Islamic threat to the West. This must be what many of us think. The two views should not be thought...
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Moping Melancholy and Moonstruck Madness
The SpectatorI have been thinking a lot about the moon, The reason is that I was staggered by the sheer beauty and power of the radiance of the moon when I watched it from high above Lake...
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Make Russia our ally
The SpectatorFrom George Bathurst Sir: Sucking up to Russia is exactly what we must do ('Why we must not appease the Kremlin', 11 September). Whatever Simon Heifer thinks, they are surely no...
Eyebags and eyewash
The SpectatorFrom Bruce Anderson Sir: I had no intention of suggesting that General Sir Mike Jackson's eyebags were removed for cosmetic reasons. In my original article, I had cited him as...
Mother and child reunion
The SpectatorFrom Sue Seabrook Sir: In her article 'Mummy can't buy you love' (4 September) on implementing the Adoption and Children Bill, Mary Kenny vividly depicts images of 'birth...
Nearly immaculate
The SpectatorFrom Alice Thomas Ellis Sir: I liked Jane Gardam's review of my book God Has Not Changed (Books, 4 September). Just two points. The doctrine of the immaculate conception...
Bush league conservatism
The SpectatorFrom Roger Kuin Sir: For some time now, my favourite weekly has been falling into the trap of defining 'conservative' as the American 'Bush league' Republicans define it....
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Cut out the middlemen
The SpectatorFrom Damian Wilson Sir: The article on Keith Ward, the 'liberal theologian', interested me CA free market in religion', 11 September). I think the key statement was this one:...
Cornucopian Carla
The SpectatorFrom Father David Forrester Sir: I neither know nor have ever met Mrs Odile Taliani, but surely natural justice requires that her acerbic and unkind attack on Lady Powell should...
From Odile Taliani
The SpectatorSir: Let us give Lady Powell the benefit of the doubt, thereby allowing herself further to undermine her own argument (Letters, 4 September). Had the 400 houses built without...
Top of the pops
The SpectatorFrom D.J. Taylor Sir: I have known your pop music critic Marcus Berkrnann for 20 years. He is the godfather of one of my sons. Together we have spent trackless hours playing...
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Neighbourhood watch
The SpectatorDominic Prince on how to create a community in the heart of London Iv hen Andrew Ashenden took over the running and day-to-day management of the Howard De Walden Estates (HDW)...
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How to slow down
The SpectatorVanessa Tyrell-Kenyon I t takes a while for the body to destress, to slow down and rid itself of its city toxins, impatience and rage. I reckon it takes about a year. That's...
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A place on the Danube
The SpectatorGerald Cadogan H ungary entered the EU in May, 15 years after the fall of communism. Already Budapest is a new place, and everyone has a car. But don't be put off: the city's...
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Hit list
The SpectatorMira Bar-Hillel (1) ver the summer, television viewers were treated to a series hosted by the photogenic chief executive of English Heritage, Simon Thurley. In Lost Buildings...
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Hot property
The SpectatorLooking out at you smugly from the pages of Get a Lifesole, You Sad, Unstylish Person are lofters Rajiv and Zoe. The fashionable pair inhabit a loft-style apartment (please...
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Smoking the pipe of peace
The SpectatorPhilip Ziegler BALDWIN PAPERS edited by Philip Williamson and Edward Baldwin CUP, £75, pp. 526 ISBN 0521580803 © £70 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 I f shares in the...
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Master of most
The SpectatorAlexander Chancellor MY TRADE by Andrew Marr Macmillan, £20, pp. 391, ISBN 140500536X © £16 (plus 12.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 A ndrew Mart is a great adornment to his — our —...
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Lost white dogs of Africa
The SpectatorTom Hiney THE QUARRY by Damon Galgut Atlantic Books, £12.99, pp. 224, ISBN 1843542935 kt , £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T here is a fading misconception in Europe that...
Goggling at the box
The SpectatorFrancis King CLEAR by Nicola Barker Fourth Estate, L14.99, pp. 346, ISBN 000719241X (t , 112.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T his far from flimsy novel has been written and...
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Not a nice person in sight
The SpectatorFrederic Raphael DOWN AND DIRTY PICTURES by Peter Biskind Bloomsbury, £18.99, pp. 560, ISBN 0747565708 ? £16.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 A standard question in movie...
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Thinking and winning
The SpectatorEd Smith MONEYBALL: THE ART OF WINNING AN UNFAIR GAME by Michael Lewis WW Norton, 19.99, pp. 320, ISBN 0393324818 T wenty years ago there were two pages of sport a day in the...
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Evangelism on the march
The SpectatorGraham Stewart THE RIGHT NATION: WHY AMERICA IS DIFFERENT by John Micklethwait and Adrian Wooldridge Penguin, £14.99, pp. 450, ISBN 0713997389 £12.99 (plus .E2.25 p&p) 0870 800...
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The neo-Whig from Wales
The SpectatorRobert Salisbury ROY JENKINS: A RETROSPECTIVE edited by Andrew Adonis and Keith Thomas OUP, £17.99, pp. 331, ISBN 0199274878 © £15.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848...
Making sheep interesting
The SpectatorLloyd Evans SOMETHING ABOUT by P. J. Kavanagh Carcanet, £7.95, pp. 49, ISBN 1857546466 H e is most like a poet when writing least like one. Skim the titles of P. J. Kavanagh's...
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Ketchup and thunder
The SpectatorDouglas Hurd SEVENTY TWO VIRGINS: A COMEDY OF ERRORS by Boris Johnson HarperCollins, fI7.99, pp. 400, ISBN 0007195907 I have read somewhere that the friends of this author...
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Very much his own man
The SpectatorJonathan Cecil ACTING MY LIFE: THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY by Ian Holm Bantam, £18.99, pp. 330, ISBN 0593052145 © £16.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 A s far as I know, there are no...
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Breaking out of purdah
The SpectatorLee Langley MAHARANIS by Lucy Moore Viking. 120, pp. 351, ISBN 0670912875 © £18 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 R eading Maharanis has something of the poignant pleasure of...
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Reheating the Cold War
The SpectatorMichael Carlson OLD BOYS by Charles McCarry Weidenfeld & Nicolson, £16.99, pp. 476, ISBN 0297847651 ii £14.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 i n the days when the Cold War...
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Two halves don't make a whole
The SpectatorSara Maitland MANTRAPPED by Fay Weldon Fourth Estate, 416.99, pp. 267, ISBN 0007194536 £14.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 W hat on earth is a 'high concept novel'? For the...
Mere words, no matter from the heart
The SpectatorStephen Abell PINKERTON'S SISTER by Peter Rushforth Simon & Schuster, 418.99, pp. 729, ISBN 0743252357 Ct.) £16.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 £16.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870...
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w hat does Cherie Blair like to read? Clues are to
The Spectatorbe found in the enormous photograph accompanying a recent interview, taken, apparently, in her study at Number 11. Behind her on the bookshelves several titles are discernible....
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Art behind bars
The SpectatorAriane Bankes on how Arthur Koestler's prison experiences led him to start an annual award 0 n 23 September Benjamin Zephaniah will open the 42nd annual exhibition of arts from...
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Classic creativity
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Christopher Dresser V&A until 5 December A ccusations of ignorance have been hurled. When the gentle question 'Well, who in fact is Christopher Dresser?' has...
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Less is more
The SpectatorMark Steyn Collateral 15, selected cinemas I saw the trailer for Collateral a gazillion times in the early summer, and it did a great job of putting me off the movie. Thud. A...
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Political shenanigans
The SpectatorToby Young Embedded Riverside Dumb Show Royal Court Stuff Happens Olivier T was planning to devote this column to a 1 denunciation of political theatre. When a new play is...
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Frustrated ambition
The SpectatorPatrick Carnegy Pedro, the Great Pretender Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon T he creator of Don Quixote is not exactly known to the world as a dramatist. It turns out that...
Old warhorse tires
The SpectatorMichael Tanner La Gioconda Royal Opera House Orfeo ed Euridice Opera North, Leeds I t seems a strange way for a major inter national opera house to begin a new season, with a...
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Pact with the devil
The SpectatorJames Delingpole A t dinner the other night I was sitting next to a nice young chap who helps dream up ideas for programmes like Big Brother and Something About Mary, and...
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Secrets from Yale
The SpectatorMichael Vestey Ajou can make a conspiracy out of any thing, I suppose, and a programme on Radio Four last Thursday, Club Class, had a good go but failed to convince me that...
Rest in peace
The SpectatorTristan Garel-Jones A few weeks ago a goddess died — if that is what goddesses do. Carmen Ordoriez — the Queen of Andalucia — was found dead in her apartment in Madrid. Her...
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Seasonal selling
The SpectatorAlan Judd A ccording to the Theory of Substitute Justification, anything can be used to justify anything. You see it daily in publishing and the motor trade (though publishers...
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Oyster moments
The SpectatorSimon Courtauld ik t the beginning of this month, after two weeks in south-west France (where I came across several fish unknown in this country), it was good to get back in...
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Cry from the grave
The SpectatorTaki T he story so far: on 28 August 1997, Philippine Lambert, aged 20, known as the most beautiful and enchanting girl of her generation, killed herself leaving many documents...
Caught out
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke T he cognoscenti will tell you that the best time to visit the south Devon coast is the autumn. The vulgar summer hordes have departed, the weather in September...
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Back in the trenches
The SpectatorAidan Hartley Laikipia A few days ago I stood on the earth TA.ramparts of Rangariri pa, a fortress where the Maori held out against the British in 1863. New Zealand is...
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Mug's game
The SpectatorPetronella Wyatt I was watching Guys and Dolls the other night, with a young Marlon Brand° as Sky Masterson, the world's most successful gambler. Masterson/Brando says...
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The fruit of Sam's seeds
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING T hey should be playing for the Golf Illustrated trophy, which has nothing like the same purists' romantic ring about it. Not that the Ryder Cup itself, mind you,...
Q. Interrogatives like 'Are you seeing anyone?' are gauche and
The Spectatorunhelpful. Likewise 'What does your partner do?' or, to a third party, 'Is your friend attached?' When, increasingly, the lack of a ring signifies nothing, even among the more...
Q. At parties which I feel obliged to attend in
The Spectatororder to keep up university ties, one particular old friend, who works for an agency famous for managing spunky tweenie popstars, has taken to regaling her audience with endless...
Q. I am working as an amanuensis for a well-known
The Spectatorfigure. The job is live-in. My boss has openly boasted of the fact that her entire family has `supernits' which are impossible to treat since nit nurses were removed from...