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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorAnd anyway you know, I got hooked on the media. I tried to give it up only he wouldn't give up this other woman . . T he Queen announced in Parliament a series of Bills that...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorThere is only one thing wrong with the Tory Right; they are disgusting MATTHEW PARRIS I n politics as in Gadara, there is a powerful case for getting demons out of your...
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DIARY
The SpectatorPEREGRINE WORSTHORNE A Garrick club member, purple with rage, approached me at the bar last week and said, loudly and repeatedly, 'Sir, you are a shit, an incorrigible shit.' I...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorIf they don't recognise you in Whitechapel, you're not famous PETRONELLA WYATT H erewith a cautionary tale. The Amer- ican actor, Mr Mickey Rourke, was in Lon- don a few days...
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IN THE SHADOW OF NUREMBERG
The SpectatorFifty years on, Joan Bakewell rebuts the conventional view that the Nuremberg Trials were merely victors' justice THE TRIAL merits no more than a line in my guide book....
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Mind your language
The SpectatorIT IS my business to know things other people do not know, as Sherlock Holmes said. Even so, I had no intention of ever mentioning Can You Forgive Her? again until a Mycroftian...
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DUBLIN REMEMBERS TOO
The SpectatorKevin Myers accounts for Sunday's southern Irish Remembrance Day Service; but for some the poppy is orange FIFTY YEARS ago last May, a death notice of Brigadier W.A. Shiel DSO...
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'TIS IN OURSELVES THAT WE ARE HEIERO OR HOMO
The SpectatorDavid Starkey, as both a homosexual and a Conservative, says that jeans tell us more about our sexuality than genes `DO YOU know the name of the gay gene?' the joke runs. Back...
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HOW COMMONWEALTH BOLSTERS MONARCHY
The SpectatorFrench nuclear tests, Nigerian hangings: Frank Prochaska explains why Queen and Prime Minister differ on the Commonwealth MR JOHN Major's impatience with the Commonwealth...
Fifty years ago
The SpectatorSIGNS THAT our native red squirrel is multiplying (as indicated in last week's notes) should be correlated with its past history. Just fifty years ago the species suffered from...
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AN IMPECCABLE HOST AND GUEST'
The SpectatorDavid Rennie explains why Kensington and Chelsea chose Sir Nicholas Scott; because there are still some Tories who hate right-wingery IT WAS the Sun, it seems, wot won it. Do...
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If symptoms persist. .
The SpectatorTHE COURSE of true love never did run smooth, but the going has been espe- cially rough round here of late. Some- times I wonder whether it is all worth it — sex, I mean — and...
THE NEED TO STOP LISTENING
The SpectatorLionel Bloch denies that the French state should have had to listen to the Algerian bomber it shot dead KHALED KELKAL was a young Algerian involved in the recent bombing...
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THE CHANCELLOR MAKES HIS MARK
The SpectatorHelmut Kohl will reject monetary union, Andrew Gimson believes, because he does not want to be the one to ditch the deutschmark Berlin BISMARCK SAID he 'always found the word...
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CHANNEL 4'S NAZI SHAME
The SpectatorMichael Bloch, leading authority on the wartime Duke of Windsor casts doubt on a TV show's sensational 'new' documentary `HOUSE OF WINDSOR'S Nazi shame', blared a front page...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorPainting God's image in the human face PAUL JOHNSON P ortraiture is the most humane and fasci- nating of all the arts. In fact if I had my time again I would become a...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorLook at that big hand nearing high noon it's time to check up on the script CHRISTOPHER FILDES A gnomic prophecy reaches me from the Sybil of Wall Street: 'President driven by...
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Sir: Nigel Spivey in his review of Christo- pher Hitchens'
The Spectatorattack on Mother Teresa makes an important point (like Hitchens) about the misleading propaganda of the Missionaries of Charity. But he ruins his case by apparently believing...
Outrageous
The SpectatorSir: The publication of the letters in The Spectator (11 November) rejoicing in the return of Alan Clark as Spectator diarist the previous week imply approval of Mr Clark's...
LETTERS Londoner, go home
The SpectatorSir: The Spectator seems a strange setting for the superficial article written by David Ren- nie (`The Tory lurch to the centre', 11 November) — perhaps it was intended for the...
Hitchens' problem
The SpectatorSir: Nigel Spivey wrote a searching review on Christopher Hitchens' book on Mother Teresa (Books, 11 November). Mother Teresa might be quite wrong on some issues, such as the...
Sir: I am a self-confessed barrister, a self- confessed jogger
The Spectatorbut not a self-confessed terrorist. John Lloyd Self-confessed Labour candidate, 3 Queen's Terrace, Exeter
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Sir: Dangerous Donald and I were aston- ished by Alan
The SpectatorClark's description of Dominic Lawson (Diary, 4 November). Anyone who looks like a demented chicken should avoid criticising the appearance of dashing younger men. Carole...
All hetero together
The SpectatorSir: In an article dealing with homosexuali- ty (Books, 4 November), Mr Anthony Blond states that France accords equal rights to concubines as to married couples. True, but what...
Miles apart
The SpectatorSir: Frank Johnson writing in his first edito- rial (4 November) does a disservice to Mr Blair and the idea of compulsory savings by suggesting they 'amount to' nothing more...
Dread phrase
The SpectatorSir: Apropos dreaded phrases (Diary, 4 November) I remember hearing that Sir Kingsley Amis thought the most depressing to be 'Shall we go straight in to dinner?' Nicholas...
Sir: I was pleased to be reminded by Mr Alan
The SpectatorClark of Sir Kingsley Amis saying that the waiter's seemingly innocent question 'Red or white, sir?' — introduced a feeling of impending boredom and horror. Such questions and...
A currency of your choice
The SpectatorSir: Mr Samuel Brittan (Books, 4 Novem- ber) writes a book review to express his case for a single European currency, but a European monetary system need not be a monopolistic...
French angle
The SpectatorSir: In your issue of 4 November you print a letter from an Australian reader complain- ing about 'culture' or something. You have headed this letter Tommie arrogance'. This...
Sir: Mr Clark's remarks about the last editor were nothing
The Spectatorshort of disgusting. It is not wrong to offend; but to offend pointlessly, in that witless, vulgar fashion, is childish and nasty. Theodore Dalrymple cio The Spectator, 56...
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Feeling music
The SpectatorSir: Michael Kimins (Letters, 4 November) writes to refute my contention (Arts, 14 October) that music is intrinsically power- less to express anything at all, forwarding his...
All right for columnists
The SpectatorSir: Celebrating the end of fixed prices for books, Simon Jenkins is guilty of uncharac- teristically muddled thinking (Centre point, 11 November). The case against a price...
Wrong end
The SpectatorSir: Michael Prowse began his review (Books, 28 October) by saying that 'Francis Fukuyama is best known for claiming that the collapse of the Berlin Wall marked "the end of...
One right, one not
The SpectatorSir: Your issue of 4 November contains two pieces on family law. The first, by Ruth Deech, 'Divorced from reality', is a thoughtful contribution, as one would expect from a...
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CENTRE POINT
The SpectatorWar reporting can activate the viewer but it can also titillate his appetite for grief pornography SIMON JENKINS The reply from one of the BBC's myriad executives was...
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CHRISTMAS BOOKS I
The SpectatorBooks of the Year The best and most overrated books of the year, chosen by some of The Spectator's regular contributors John Fowles I'm currently enjoying Albert Camus'...
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Curiouser and curiouser
The SpectatorWilliam Trevor LEWIS CARROLL by Morton N. Cohen Macmillan, £25, pp. 562 I t is one of literature's most treasured tit- bits that Alice's underground adventures were originally...
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In quest of the mirage of the small platoon
The SpectatorSamuel Brittan ACCOUNTABLE TO NONE: THE TORY NATIONALISATION OF BRITAIN by Simon Jenkins Hamish Hamilton, 16.99, pp. 304 A lthough the state spends in one way or another two...
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They were giants then
The SpectatorJohn Mortimer GREAT PARLIAMENTARY SCANDALS: FOUR CENTURIES OF CALUMNY, SMEAR AND INNUENDO by Matthew Parris, with a foreword by David Mellor Robson, £16.95, pp. 368 T hose...
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At the Plumbers' Arms
The SpectatorAbove pub trestles, that plaque on the wall's re. Master Builder Thomas Cubitt's re- development toward Victoria — all leased from Lord Grosvenor, Mr Big, pre- Great-Reform-Bill...
Fear the geeks even when they bring gifts
The SpectatorTobias Jones MICROSERFS by Douglas Coupland Flamingo, £9.99, pp. 371 T he man who once branded his genera- tion with an impersonal X has now reduced literature to mere...
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She does not give herself, she gives lectures
The SpectatorBarbara Trapido WRITING AND BEING by Nadine Gordimer Harvard, £11.95, pp. 145 F or more than 40 years Nadine Gordimer, in her fictions, has documented South Africa's dark age...
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The wheel is come full circle
The SpectatorJonathan Cecil A KNIGHT ERRANT by Robert Stephens Hodder, £16.99, pp. 224 R obert Stephens was a rip, a repro- bate, a rapscallion; a hell-raising actor in the mode of Edmund...
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The sweet youth of `Bird'
The SpectatorDuncan Fallowell TOM: THE UNKNOWN TENNESSEE WILLIAMS by Lyle Leverich Hodder, £25, pp. 644 T ennessee Williams became successful at the age of 34 with the triumph of The Glass...
He spied with his little eye?
The SpectatorJohn Colvin DID MARCO POLO GO TO CHINA? by Frances Wood Secker, £14.99, pp. 182 T wenty years ago, under a blue sky, the four tortoises marking the guard posts of Genghis Khan,...
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A ghastly crew
The SpectatorAlan Coren THE GOSSIPS by Teresa Waugh Sinclair-Stevenson, £12.99, pp. 213 T here is, in West London, a rude rhom- boid boundaried in the north by Holland Park Avenue, in the...
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Finding rubies by the Indian Ganges side
The SpectatorWilliam Dalrymple THE HEART OF INDIA by Mark Tully Viking, £16, pp. 239 G etting mistaken for Mark Tully is one of the occupational hazards of being a foreign correspondent in...
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ARTS
The SpectatorDance The state of the Lake Giannandrea Poesio A ithony Dowell's production of Swan Lake for the Royal Ballet, which had its premiere in 1987, is still causing discontent...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorTurner Prize Shortlist (Tate Gallery, 3 December) Love him or loathe him ... Martin Gayford I went to see the Tamer Prize Shortlist exhibition the day that Damien Hirst's...
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Opera
The SpectatorWexford Festival Disarming charm Rupert Christiansen I had never been to the Wexford Festival before, and even the travellers' tales hadn't quite prepared me for its charm....
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Records
The SpectatorA profound disquiet Richard Osborne I t was an extraordinary programme. Before the interval we were promised Richard Strauss's Don Quixote; after it, Beethoven's Fourth Piano...
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Music
The SpectatorBest of British Robin Holloway Fairest Isle, Radio Three's hand- some 'celebration of British music and cul- ture', moves into its last lap to coincide with the actual...
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Cinema
The SpectatorThe Scarlet Letter (15, selected cinemas) A for Adulterated Mark Steyn T he scarlet letter in question is a big A for Adultery which the unbending puritans of colonial...
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Theatre
The SpectatorMother Courage (National) Mack and Mabel (Piccadilly) Waiting for Stoppard (Southwark Playhouse) Cool Brecht Sheridan Morley T he miracle of the National Theatre's new Mother...
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Television
The SpectatorKeeping abreast Ian Hislop I t must have been an odd week for the Writer Andrew Davies. There he was bask- mg in praise for his adaptation of Pride and Prejudice when the...
Not motoring
The SpectatorStreet walking Gavin Stamp B uses are cheap; bicycling is even cheaper but the most economical form of transport (ignoring the cost of shoe repairs) is, of course, walking....
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The turf
The SpectatorRacing parties Robin Oakley T he Big Three bookmakers all make Labour odds-on favourites to win the next election. But what would it mean for racing if they do? The Tories...
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High life
The SpectatorSocial advances Taki aeldng a language whose inflections can suggest precise points on the social spectrum and their attendant values, Noo Yawkers have always relied on...
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Low life
The SpectatorTop people Jeffrey Bernard E ver since watching last week's episode of The Final Cut, I have been wishing so much that Francis Urquhart really was the Prime Minister. He, or...
M4OF IRA
The SpectatorBRIDGE Expert work Andrew Robson ONE of the trademarks of the expert is his ability to make eights and nines work to his advantage. One such technique is the 'ultra-finesse',...
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EACH TIME I go to France I eat a little
The Spectatorworse. It's in the last five years that the decline has become alarmingly pro- nounced. I don't include here so much the grand establishments, the places one plans to go to with...
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ISLE OF
The Spectatori RA COMPETITION Buddhist blurb Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1907 you were invited to supply a jacket 'blurb' for a book entitled Combining Buddhism with Work Performance in...
CHESS
The SpectatorShort circuit Raymond Keene LAST WEEK I REPORTED on the exceptionally strong tournament at Horgen in Switzerland, sponsored by Credit Suisse, which saw a great triumph for...
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CROSSWORD
The Spectator1236: Give me a ring by Doc A first prize of £25 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1989 Port for the first correct solution opened on 4 December, with two...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorDiscipline and magic Simon Barnes I HEARD the news that Mr Joao Have- lange had visited Nigeria last week without any great sense of shock. Well, what else would the Nigerians...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. I have a small godson, Angus, whom I adore and whose birthday parties I always help to organise as his mother and I are very close. What I would like to know...