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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorM r John Major agreed to meet Un- ionist politicians in an attempt to save talks on the future of Northern Ireland. The Prime Minister also agreed to meet the British Medical...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorMr Major is open to suggestions from the Emperor of Patagonia NOEL MALCOLM W hen M. Jacques Delors announced last weekend that the European Commis- sion acted out of 'full...
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DIARY
The SpectatorNICHOLAS COLERIDGE W ith less than a week to go until the scheduled birth of our first child, I have been getting into the swing by attending a course of antenatal classes....
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorThe recreations of Sir Nicholas, or what a condom cannot do CHARLES MOORE A nyone who frequents the Palace of Westminster cannot avoid being familiar with Sir Nicholas...
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THE FORCE IS NOT WITH THE TORIES
The SpectatorSimon Helfer explores the reasons for Government dissatisfaction with the police and their own disillusionment with the Conservatives The Tories are right to feel aggrieved....
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One hundred years ago
The SpectatorTHE influenza, which has killed an Archbishop and a Member of Parlia- ment, has at last attacked Mr. Glad- stone and the Prince of Wales. Mr. Gladstone has had fever on him all...
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SAMARITAN SURVIVORS
The SpectatorAnton La Guardia finds out what has happened to the descendants of the people despised by the Jews Jerusalem THE SAMARITAN men gathered at dusk around a narrow trough on the...
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TAKEN FOR A TERRORIST
The SpectatorMary Ann Sieghart rues the day she tried to fly with United Airlines YOU ARE a Spectator reader, an honest, law-abiding, professional with moderate political views. You think...
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BEARDED IN MY OWN DEN
The SpectatorK. Subrahmanian wonders why he got into trouble when he stopped shaving Hyderabad I HAVE been shaving for years — myself, of course. It is a boring business. Standing before...
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LET OUR CHILDREN GO
The SpectatorTerence Kealey argues that the state should never have got involved in education EXACTLY 100 years ago, Parliament began the nationalisation of schools. People now deplore the...
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If symptoms
The Spectatorpersist . . I AM all in favour of religion, so long as I am not expected to take part in it, for I have observed that on the whole it does wonders for people's manners. Alas,...
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ANGER IN THE CHURCH HALL
The SpectatorDiana Winsor discovers why parishioners in Worcestershire feel ill used by the diocese Abberley SINCE 1974 there have been many such gatherings as this in village halls...
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THE POLITICS OF FAMINE
The Spectatoreditors should scrutinise political charities more closely THE severe censure passed by the Charity Commissioners on Oxfam for political campaigning prompts the question:...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorTears after boom-time — and farewell to the Bank of England's scapegoat CHRISTOPHER FILDES I knew there was a crisis when I went to see Jim Keogh at the Bank of England, and...
Loyalties
The SpectatorFEAR was spreading, though, and credit contracting. Within a fortnight another eight fringe banks were lined up outside the Discount Office. Within a month, the Bank was...
Nature, sense, chance
The SpectatorTHE Virgin Islands have a bank holiday for the Day of the Organic Act. I once wrote to ask Jim Keogh whether this Caribbean banking practice was observed in St Kitts, and if so,...
Beyond the fringe
The SpectatorNONE of this was of Keogh's making. He could only observe, and warn, as he did, repeatedly and formally, that it would end in tears. The Crown Agents tribunal, the fullest and...
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Sir: We are pleased that Robert Karniol of Jane's Defence
The SpectatorWeekly has reaffirmed his own published research that British troops were training Khmer guerrillas in Thailand (Letters, 11 May). Let's be clear — it is this that Derek Tonkin,...
It's that man again
The SpectatorSir: With draft-dodging Dan Quayle henceforth being kept out of the White House only by President Bush remember- ing to take his daily dose of Digoxin, your Greek columnist...
Insomniacs' corner
The SpectatorSir: 'For the record once again' (say John Pilger and David Munro, Letters, 11 May) 'the Singaporean delegate to the UN was not shown in our film shaking hands with anyone.'...
LETTERS Czech revenge
The SpectatorSir: In his eagerness to present the Kavan affair as no more than an attempt at self-vindication by the Western Left (`The Left has found a martyr', 11 May), James de , Candole...
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Reclaiming Affray
The SpectatorSir: I found the article on the loss of HMS Affray ('Affray in the Channel', 27 April) most interesting. I was the medical officer on HMS Reclaim — the deep-diving ship which...
On the boards
The SpectatorSir: Robin Harris has misunderstood (Let- ters, 4 May) the point I was making about Catholic social and political theories. I was not complaining that modern popes had failed to...
Parsons knows
The SpectatorSir: I wonder if I am alone in noticing the ubiquitous misuse of the word 'nubile'. Even in The Spectator I have seen it used as though it were synonymous with naked or...
Honeyed words
The SpectatorSir: A few weeks ago in the Diary (13 April), A. N. Wilson revealed that the new Archbishop of Canterbury, George Carey, is the brother of John Carey, the Merton Professor of...
Bad endowments
The SpectatorSir: I am afraid that Christopher Fildes (City and Suburban, 27 April) and Kate Mortimer (Letters, 4 May) have both missed the point about 'Best Advice' and Home Loans....
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BOOKS
The SpectatorSeeing both sides of a profile Colin Welch THE OBSERVER BOOK OF PROFILES edited by Robert Low W.H. Allen, f16.99, pp. 375 MOSTLY MEN interviews with Lynn Barber Viking f15.99,...
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Loitering with intent
The SpectatorAndrew Robinson A STRANGE AND SUBLIME ADDRESS by Amit Chaudhuri Heinemann, f13.99, pp.209 T he Romance of Calcutta: not a phrase that springs readily to the lips of most visit-...
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The generosity of an Essex Man
The SpectatorJohn Biffen MINISTERS DECIDE by Norman Fowler Chapmans, £18, pp. 372 P ublish and be damned can be the only policy of any self-respecting news- paper', writes Norman Fowler. It...
The lure of paranoia
The SpectatorRobert Cecil COLD WARRIOR: JAMES JESUS ANGLETON, THE CIA'S MASTER SPY HUNTER by Tom Mangold Simon & Schuster, £17.99, pp.404 I n London in 1944 two young counter- intelligence...
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The shade and loneliness and mire
The SpectatorAndro Linklater THE BURN by James Kelman Secker & Warburg, £13.99, pp. 244 E om his photograph on the dust-jacket of The Burn, James Kelman stares at the camera with a...
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South African Queen
The SpectatorFrancis King THE INDOOR BOY by Anthony Sher Chatto, f13.99, pp. 277 A ntony Sher has given a number of fine performances but none finer than as that greatest of all theatrical...
Cows
The SpectatorCows turn grass into cow, milk and dung. They mow and manure, combine excretion with harvest, bale grass inside stomachs, then push it out behind them as they go. Cows smell of...
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Made young with young desires
The SpectatorCaroline Moore KING'S PARADE by Simon Sebag Montefiore Hamish Hamilton, £14.99, pp.265 'S imon Sebag Montefiore wields the broadest of brushes upon a two-inch piece of ivory...
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From dentist to Governor General
The SpectatorJohn Jolliffe BERNARD FREYBERG V.C. SOLDIER OF TWO NATIONS by Paul Freyberg Hodder & Stoughton, £30, pp. 579 B ernard Freyberg must be the last great British commander of World...
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FINE ARTS SPECIAL
The SpectatorExhibitions 1 Henry VIII: A European Court in England (National Maritime Museum, till 31August) A king in perspex Ruth Guilding learns about a Tudor court the modern way H...
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Sculpture
The SpectatorHannah Peschar Gallery and Sculpture Garden (Ockley, Surrey) New Art Centre Sculpture Garden at Roche Court (East Winterslow, Salisbury) Out to grass Giles Auty A s one who...
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Exhibitions 2
The SpectatorSeurat (Grand Palais, Paris, till 11 August) Getting to the point Elizabeth Mortimer T he Seurat retrospective exhibition currently being held in Paris at the Grand Palais is...
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Sale-rooms
The SpectatorTales of Cork Street Alistair McAlpine I n 1973, the last time that the world's art market fell on hard times, I owned a book- shop in Cork Street, trying at that time, rather...
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Museums
The SpectatorThe Fan Museum (12 Crooms Hill, London SE10) A woman's weapon John Henshall P erseverance is a marvellous quality, as useful in the arts as in anything else. Readers with...
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Crafts
The SpectatorThe Doves Bindery 1893-1921 (The British Library, till 7 July) Bound for glory Tanya Harrod In fact Cobden-Sanderson's bindings, first • entirely by his own hand and later...
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Music
The SpectatorSorting out the summer Peter Phillips selects the best of this year's Proms concerts T he arrival of the annual Prom prospec- tus in the nation's bookshops is traditional- ly...
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Theatre
The SpectatorThe Miser (Olivier) Arsenic and Old Lace (Chichester) Funny business Christopher Edwards T his production of The Miser continues the debate about the relationship of 'trans-...
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Cinema
The SpectatorRobin Hood (PG', Plaza, Cannon Oxford Street) Riding through the glen Mark Amory R obin Hood suddenly grew 'hot' last year; several versions were planned and this is the...
Dance
The SpectatorRoyal Ballet (Covent Garden) Tinklings and tinkerings Deirdre McMahon P oetry', says Cyrano de Bergerac, 'is words, a game of words and love's too stark a force to tolerate...
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Gardens
The SpectatorHype is a four-letter word Ursula Buchan gets into training for next week's Chelsea Flower Show F or the true gardener, Chelsea Flower Show can be very annoying. It is not...
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High life
The SpectatorStuck in the mud Taki L eave it to good old Ted Kennedy to come up with the best line since Willie Sutton, the famous American bank robber, said he robbed banks because that's...
Television
The SpectatorFar from perfick Martyn Harris I should have reviewed The Darling Buds of May before, but have been away a while, so recent columns have been, in Blue Peter style, ones I...
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Low life
The SpectatorAcross a crowded room Jeffrey Bernard A man came into the pub the other day carrying one of those awful mobile tele- phones. I asked him if I could use it and he kindly...
New life
The SpectatorAmerican hero Zenga Longmore W ith difficulty I negotiated Omalara and her pushchair over the jagged, broken paving stones that mark my approach to Brixton Market. Stones that...
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SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
The SpectatorJoin the louts of Lebanon Auberon Waugh T raditionally, our annual offer from Chateaux Wines is seen as little more than window-dressing around the introduction of a new...
ORDER FORM SPECTATOR WINE CLUB
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CHESS
The SpectatorShort and sweet Raymond Keene N igel Short has produced what can claim to be the greatest result ever by an Englishman in chess, a share of first prize in the Euwe Memorial...
COMPETITION
The Spectatorc oVAS 12 YEAR OLD Ay SCOTCH WHISKY `` ?As REGV 12 YEAR OLD SCOTCH WHISKY Two into one Jaspistos I n Competition No. 1676 you were in- vited to pretend you were a reviewer...
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CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £20 and two further prizes of £10 (or, for UK solvers, a copy of Chambers English Dictionary — ring the word `Dictionary') for the first three correct solutions...
No. 1679: What the butler saw
The SpectatorA recent court case featured a multi- millionaire's butler - cum - chauffeur - cum - valet - cum - personal assistant - cum gardener - cum - odd-job-man outraged by the chef...
Solution to 1006: 16D 't ri l l AV 1 171.1 1 1 ; LEI
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorEngland for Prime Minister Frank Keating I HAVE a recurring dream that England are going to wallop the West Indies in the Test series. So vivid is it that I can recommend to...