18 DECEMBER 1982

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Eat, drink, and be merry

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C hristmas is based on a fact; not on the literal accuracy of every word in the Gospels, but on the fact of the Incarnation. If it is not true that the Word was made flesh in...

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Political commentary

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A drop of cheer Colin Welch -IL had an extraordinary experience recently at Kennedy Airport, New York. The young immigration officer beckoned me forward into his cubicle,...

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Notebook

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e have an interesting article in this W „„ issue of the p on 2 1 nbustion. There ar a e per many peoplespontaneous who 'r do not believe in this well-documented phen omenon....

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Another voice

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The last troubadour Auberon Waugh A this week I have been under intense pressure to say something rude about Mr Nigel Dempster, the distinguished gossip columnist of the Daily...

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Unchanging America

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t\ licholas von Hoffman Washington I t is fitting in this land of churchgoers t that the soothsayers on the Council of Ci c i c 2, (1 °Inie Advisers should look to , ustmas to...

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Awaiting a miracle

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Peter Nichols , Rome I taly can be divided many ways, and each division has some validity: north and south, Catholic and Liberal, Renaissance and Counter-Reformation, St...

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Christmas business as usual

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Elisabeth Luard In December the hills above Bethlehem are mantled with drifts of sweet-scented white blossom. The rose of Sharon is in flower, its clusters of ivory coronets...

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The other Poland Ti Ti

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mothy Garton Ash W here I am, is Germany', Thomas L. Mann once modestly declared, dur- ,° hi s exile from Hitler's Germany. Last p ee k there gathered in Paris a group of : l...

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A case to answer

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Christopher Walker Jerusalem C ynical outsiders who expected the Israeli judicial inquiry into the Beirut massacre to whitewash the Begin govern- ment have been quickly proved...

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South Africa's little Lebanon

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Richard West Johannesburg S outh Africa's raid last week on Lesotho, where 40 blacks were killed, was widely condemned by the outside world, including the British Government....

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Pandora's Box

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Paul Johnson I t's indicative of the unhealthy fascination TV exercises over Fleet Street that the Observer's 'Pendennis' column interprets Denis Thatcher's refusal to appear...

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A ghost of Christmas past

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Peter Paterson O f Christmas Day at home before I reached the age of four, I have no recollection whatever. Nor can I recall the festival in 1936 when I was at the infants'...

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In my Liverpool home

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Roy Kerridge C hristmas comes to Liverpool, a tree with lights is raised in the shopping centre and a town crier in full costume rings a bell and announces a 'Craft Fayre' in...

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Does Parliament matter?

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Jo Grimond LLooki ng back over 32 years in the House ooking Commons my first impression is that little has happened in politics. The place itself has certainly changed. MPs have...

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Man in a landscape, talking

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Byron Rogers exits left, as abruptly as the bird that flew any man,' said Hotspur chattily. `But s , into into the Saxon hall out of the storms. That, they come when you do...

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One hundred years ago

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When it became evident that duelling was dead in England, and that a gentleman might refuse to be killed or to commit murder because somebody else had told a lie about him, men...

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Bring back the baronetcy

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Hugh Montgomery-Massingberd A A !though the popularity of our ..hereditary sovereign knows no bounds (despite any damage done by what could be termed the modern `Mustique of...

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Aburnt-out case

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r Ackroyd W OMAN IN FLAMES. A woman walk- Fl t down a street in Chicago burst into G ames for no apparent reason and was t u rned to death yesterday.' Daily ele graPh, 6 August...

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Short story

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The Fortune-teller S hiva Naipaul S i te paused at the familiar cave-like 1 h e ntrance. She had always hated coming I si t i r e. It was a punishment, a humiliation, e...

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Provence with everything

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Evelyn Daube S ay the word 'Provence' and you release the genii of commerce from a bottle of tarragon vinegar. French regional food has become an object of ridicule and we have...

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Letters

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The psychiatric vote Sir: I refer to the article by Thomas Szasz titled 'Lunatic reform' (4 December), which Is concerned about the recent enfranchise- ,, in eut of...

Carolyn Forche

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Sir: Readers of Nicholas von Hoffman's ar- ticle 'A poetry of witness' (27 November), may like to know that we shall be publishing Carolyn Forche's book of poems The Country...

Offended

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Sir: I read A. N. Wilson's review of The Penguin Book of Contemporary British Poetry (Spectator, 27 November) with growing anger. I was appalled to discover that, although a...

Cause for concern

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Sir: As a doctor (and a psychiatrist) I ap- plaud your new-found sympathy with the anti-vivisectionists (Notebook, 4 December) and share your concern about the unhinged...

An old story

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, • Christopher Booker is quite wrong to ( 7 , in his article on the death of Brezhnev s ° November), that 'the Communist : ste m • . . is like nothing ever seen before e , 11...

Memories of Mao

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Sir: Murray Sayle might have been able to sum up this year's harvest in China from a train window (27 November), but one must assume that his view of Tien An Min square in...

Come by here

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Sir: Many years ago in the West Indies they were singing a simple hymn, 'Come by here, O Lord, come by here'. No one could doubt its meaning although the local pro- nounciation...

Sir: It is odd of Murray Sayle to call Mao

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Tse-tung a 'quintessentially Shanghai per- son' (4 December). China has been a com- munist state for thirty-odd years precisely because he was not. Mao spent little time in...

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Spectator Christmas Quiz

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1) The Twelve Days of Christmas Identify: a) One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest b) The Two Gentlemen of Verona c) The Three Wise Men d) The Four Quartets e) The five Cinque ports...

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Books

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Three comedians in China Harold Acton China Diary Stephen Spender and David Hockney (Thames & Hudson £10) W hen one is over 70 one watches the activities of other...

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The best book on the General

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Sam White De Gaulle Bernard Ledwidge ( Weidenfeld & Nicolson £14.95) G eneral de Gaulle became a legendary and historic figure by default. Even Let he launched his famous...

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London Pride

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Peter Quennell Artists' London David Piper (Weidenfeld & Nicolson £10.95) London in Verse Edited by Christopher Logue (Seeker & Warburg £5.50) C onstable rarely painted...

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vri 01: -., • e Noel e M Come all ye shepherds from the field M And leave your crofts upon the fells, Come gaze upon sweet Mary's child — Make haste! inc day is crowned with...

Men's pyjamas

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Kay Dick The Well of Loneliness Radclyffe Hall (Virago £3.50) s o meone recently remarked, 'What more 4 . ean be said about The Well of Loneli- ,,' s s?' Reasonable enough as...

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Okroshka and pirog

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Virginia Llewellyn Smith The Food and Cooking of Russia Lesley Chamberlain (Allen Lane £9.95) The worker's is, as often as not,he worker's canteen lunch in Moscow' mashe d f...

Funny books

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Richard Ingrams I t is bad luck on the authors of joke books that they are never considered to be worth more than a few lines of review at Christmas. It is also bad luck on...

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VVVOMOVSTAINAMA I VAttiVOMVAN iatiltISMItite "

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Lord Bilton Lord Bilton, though he only wrote for fun, Commanded higher prices than his son, The Honourable Peter Brocklehurst, Who wrote because he had to write or burst. This...

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Early days

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Patrick Leigh Fermor T he reviewer of a recent autobio g raphy took the author to task for omittin g all mention of his childhood. The reader, he maintained, was entitled at...

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Thrillers

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Harriet Waugh The Skull Beneath the Skin P.D. James (Faber & Faber £7.95) A Spy of the Old School Julian Rathbone (Michael Joseph £7.95) Insider Out Christopher Hudson...

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Alec Guinness

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The most compulsive reading for me in 1982 has been Indecent Exposure, — an alarming account of Wall Street plus Hollywood by New York journalist David McClintick. A weighty...

Patrick Marnham

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I would recommend P. J. K - van Selected Poems (Chatto & p ray' Ending in air Windus):,ward Thomas. ing' would grace the pages of D ui As lark ascending Sing its song there,...

Xi •

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Patrick Skene Catlmg Fiction dominated my reading in Ot te rs three books by long-established 111001 seemed superior in their humanity, 'N it 0 , 5 technical virtuosity....

Jeffrey Bernard

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I thought most critics were unfair to Frederic Raphael's Byron (Thames & Hud- son) and to him too. I found it so much more readable than other biographies of the great man of...

Jo Grimond

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My first two choices are impeccable, if bor- ing — the choice, not the books — Graham Greene' s Monsignor Quixote (Bodley Head) and Kenneth Harris's Attlee (Weidenfeld &...

Alastair Forbes

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What do they know of books who only Bookers know? Best by far of my 1982 bunch has been Byron, the 12 volumes of whose letters had a perfect postscript added to them by the...

4444,44144444-44-4444 Books of the year

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We asked some of our contributors to name some of the books which they most enjoyed in 1982. J. Enoch Powell R. A. Butler's The Art of Memory (Hodder & Stoughton) because it...

Barbara Cartland

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Here are the three books that I have en- joyed this year: The Emperor and the Ac- tress by Joan Haslip (Weidenfeld & Nicolson); Venice: The Most Triumphant City by George Bull...

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A, L. Rowse

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sev eral books have given me unalloyed ea k sure this year. Kenneth Harris's Attlee ei denfeld & Nicolson) is a first class biography and a contribution to t °rY. The true...

Terence de Vere White

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My three for 1982 are the Beatrice Webb Diary (V ol 1) edited by Norman and Jeanne MacKenzie (Virago), The Newton Letter by John Banville (Seeker & Warburg) and H. H. Asquith:...

Francis King

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I greatly enjoyed Elizabeth Jenkins's The Shadow and the Light: A Defence of Daniel Dunglas Home, the Medium (Hamish Hamilton) a work with all the excitement of a first-rate...

Peregrine Worsthorne

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Most of the new books I read are those written by friends (others I wait until they appear as paperbacks to buy them) of which my favourites for 1982 are: An English Education:...

Eric Christiansen

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The best read was Henry Fielding's A Voyage to Lisbon, last reprinted in 1976, appended to the Everyman Jonathan Wild. It tells the sad truth about voluntary travel; you cannot...

4.1

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p a ys read books on impulse, not in the i f Work or for knowledge. Because my R ev ii . l ses are regulated by the events of the lNs night, I find it is the second illitlg that...

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ueron Waugh .r eb .r eb joh ook I have enjoyed most this year was ()ill Mortimer's semi-autobiographical t a ti gine to the Wreckage (Weidenfeld). It sbseenllection of funny...

Miron Grindea

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An unhoped-for Christmas offering — 500 pages of unknown Proustiana, recently ex- humed and deciphered with expertise and love by Professor Henri Bonnet. No longer will only...

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John McEwen

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P A e n ter in n dian Summer: A hundred recerivi was 857 this n y e e l l a r ( poems by Sacheverell Sitwell, introduced,_b, dlearning, 3 a li r e t n an as rewarding a brew...

Richard Cobb

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Three books have given me enormous en- joyment this year. The first is Isabel Quigley's The Heirs of Tom Brown: The English School Story (Chatto), the second is Robert Tombs's...

John Grigg No book that I have read this year

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has gi veli d A ncient Greece by Richard Je1114111, A me m . ore pleasure than The Victorians a il s (Blackwell hardback 1980, year's paperbncd 1981): a blend of aesthetic...

John Stewart Collis

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Yet Being Someone Other by Laurens Van Der Post (Hogarth). The author excells in vignettes of persons and scenes in horrific circumstances — the whole against a background of a...

Alan Watkins

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Tests of whether 1 am enjoying a book: Do I look forward to spending an evening with it? Do I then try to ration myself? Do I do this even if I am reviewing the book (com-...

There will be more Books of the Year iti out

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Arts etc

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Right royal David Wakefield J ean- Baptiste Oudry is the subject of a 11:1.113erb exhibition in Paris at the Grand phi (until 3 January 1983). From this 6, 1bi tinn, organised...

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Opera Disgust

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Rodney Milnes Le Grand Macabre (Coliseum) T igeti's opera has been described as one 1—i of those comparative rarities, a suc- cessful post-war comedy, which it is, and like...

Theatre

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Women alone Mark Amory Enough Rockaby (Cottesloe) Steak! Variations (Apollo) Messiah Great black became only because with her, too, the green in her jaunty, surprising...

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Cinema

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Prize-giving Peter Ackroyd H ere are the Spectator Film Awards for 1982. The prizes, this year, are purely honorary; the committee debated the possibility of handing out some...

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Richard Ingrarns

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Thi s isn't altogether fair when it seenlff ; rikiamed when stmlletejio report ost Iri s h the explosion at BallykellY, b r a/1 11 . 1 1i ; 1 John Hume, leader of the SO?,...

Art

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Great and small John McEwen T here is a good mix of exhibitions at the Tate Gallery at the moment — large and small, old and new, something for every taste, much the most...

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High life

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Unsavoury Taki New York W hen I heard they were massing out- side the Dakota my perverse streak made me drive by and look at them. There were hundreds of them, keeping a not...

SPECTATOR WINE CLUB

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Crocks of Vraie Croix de Gay are L./ exhausted, so are those of its replacement. I am desperately searching for another 1976 Pomerol of com- parable quality, but please order no...

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Low life

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Christmas bores Jeffrey Bernard H ere we go again. The obligatory Christmas piece. Well, where were we? Oh yes, the December dialogue. `What are you doing this year,...

Postscript

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Dr Nincompoop Patrick Marnham F aced with a nil-profits situation the Sunday Times is resorting to desperate measures. Readers of last week's page two found themselves face to...

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Competition

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No. 1249: French without tears Set by Jaspistos: In Terence Rattigan's play of the above title one character says of another, 'Elle a des idees au dessus de sa Bare'. You are...

No. 1246: The winners

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Jaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for a unseasonable poem in dispraise of Christmas. Schenorhavor Dzenount! Roomsaid Joulu Puhi! Boldog Karacsony! Nodlaig Nait Cugat!...

eg Chess ae rte Teasers

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a Raymond Keene T his week a small chess brain and Memory teaser to keep readers alert :er the Christmas period, after all that key and Christmas pudding. For the "itir Most...

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Gifted: A Jumbojac for Christmas

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A first prize of thirty pounds and two further prizes of fifteen pounds will be awarded for the first three correct solutions opened on 10 January. Entries to: Jumhojac, The...

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Portrait of the week

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T he State Department in Washington refused to confirm that an American air base at Daws Hill, Buckinghamshire, would be used as a command headquarters in time of war, but...

Books Wanted

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GIVE HIM TO THE ANGELS by Harry Greb. J. Bernard, c/o The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1. PAXTON AND THE BACHELOR DUKE by Violet Markham and any work by Edith Whar-...

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Twelfth Clue

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1) They once had a bit of trouble at the Post Office here. 2) Molly lived at 7 Eccles Street. 3) 'I did think I did see all Heaven before me and the great God himself' said...

E leventh Clue t , Lien they made old Josef a doctor

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her e, he dug out something suitable or the occasion — his ninety-second attempt to be precise. y oung Fawley knew it under another me.You can't often see it in weather like...

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