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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorLabour gets into its swing, hitting the ground running. T he Prime Minister, Tony Blair, told his new Cabinet to do away with formal titles and call him 'Tony', before docking...
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DIARY
The SpectatorPETRONELLA WYATT colleague of mine used to describe a A certain type of Tory as HCB-positive. HCB stood for 'Home-counties banter', which included such chirpy banalities as...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorThe best way to choose the next Tory leader MATTHEW PARRIS O ne misty morning in September 1809, two men who had until days beforehand sat round the same Tory Cabinet table...
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NEW LEADER, NEW VOTING?
The SpectatorAn electoral college, a caretaker leader. Bruce Anderson reports on the plots and schemes of the Tories in opposition MARX wrote that history repeats itself: the first time...
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MAYBE I AM DANGEROUS STUFF
The Spectator. . . maybe that's part of what the Tories need. But Michael Howard denies Ann Widdecombe's other charges TO BEGIN with, I was not quite sure what 'to make of my former...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorIF, as is unkindly said, cliché is the poet- ry of the people, then proverbs are their rule of life, and a singularly undemand- ing one. No smoke without fire would condemn...
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HOWAY THE LASSES!
The SpectatorThe real sport of Tyneside isn't football, Anne McElvoy discovers. It's picking up footballers SHARON and Diane were wearing sleeveless halter-neck tops and skirts of a brevity...
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GARRET'S WRONG ABSTAINERS
The SpectatorDavid Carlton disputes the ex-Irish prime minister's view of who didn't vote in Britain's election LAST week I concluded my article with the forecast that the prospect of a...
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TITLE DEEDS
The SpectatorCharles Mosley on what some people are prepared to do in order to be thought grand WITH Labour's victory it is safe to say that privilege, like a Landseer stag, will be more...
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NOT THE END OF THE STORY
The SpectatorNiall Ferguson says that, after years of unreadable historians, readable ones are back AS ALL history undergraduates know, before Macaulay began his History of Eng- land he...
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MESSAGE TO WETS, `DRY OUT!'
The SpectatorCanada's Tories face their first post-meltdown general election. Michael Coren on the lesson for Britain's Toronto A YOUNG woman from the public broad- casting service stands...
Second opinion
The SpectatorTHERE are fashions in virtue as well as in dress, and some virtues are now as passé as the whalebone corset or the satin-lapelled frock-coat. Prominent among these unfashionable...
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MARTIN AGAINST CRUELTY
The SpectatorRuth Dudley Edwards discovers a form of killing at which IRA apologist McGuinness draws the line GERRY Adams and Martin McGuinness will not take their Commons seats, but they...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The Spectator0 wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us! PAUL JOHNSON T o Edinburgh, where my third son, Luke, was celebrating the debut of the lat- est addition to...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorAsparagus, sole, salmon, beef, bombes, wines it's the Lord Mayor's red-tie dinner CHRISTOPHER FILDES R ed tie in the morning, the City's still yawning, red tie at night, the...
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Brave signatories
The SpectatorSir: I see that Tom Carter has turned his attentions to your Letters page (10 May), having bombarded ours with his green- inked rantings for the past six years. Mr Carter is as...
Down with pride
The SpectatorSir: William Hague (`Energy, enthusiasm, beliefs — these I offer', 10 May) makes a fair case for his supposed primacy inter pares until he comes to the astounding statement: ......
LETTERS Understanding defeat
The SpectatorSir: Your leading article (10 May) takes issue with the view of 'the Tory Right' that the Conservatives lost because Mr Major was not Eurosceptic enough. Yet given that the Tory...
Shifting shame
The SpectatorSir: It was sweetly misleading of Anne McElvoy to credit me, having been spoon- fed by Central Office staff, as a reporter who had gone off their absurd 'just forget the...
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Pay up!
The SpectatorSir: I admire Bruce Anderson's forthright admission (Politics, 10 May) 'I was wrong'. I would admire it even more if he would send me the £100 he bet me at the Spectator lunch...
Sir: I, like David Damant (Letters, 3 May), have doubts
The Spectatorif Alice von Schlieffen exists. I sincerely hope 'she' is a hoax. If Miss von Schlieffen is in fact real, what hope is there for a United Europe? The Schlieffen Plan resulted...
Sir:
The SpectatorWhy are they beefin' 'Bout Alice von Schlieffen When they ought to be railin' 'Gainst Maginot failin'. Leonard Green 47 Brampton Grove, London NW4
Sir: In the course of her post-election anal- ysis Anne
The SpectatorMcElvoy touches upon the bien pensant outrage, or feigned outrage, at the Tory election advertisement which showed Tony Blair perched upon Helmut Kohl's knee. `Anti-German!'...
Cheeky Keegan
The SpectatorSir: John Keegan in his tendentious letter (10 May) cheekily implies that I have had no access to the Schlieffen papers. He supports his case by exhuming the much quoted remark...
Missing components
The SpectatorSir: David Fingleton's excellent review of the British breakfast overlooks two impor- tant components. There was no mention of kippers, nor any comment on either the variety or...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorNever heard of Living Marxism? Thanks to ITN's writ, you have now STEPHEN GLOVER L 'ving Marxism is not a magazine which will be very familiar to most Spectator read- ers. It...
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AS I WAS SAYING
The SpectatorNew Labour, new tone but new nothing else. I approve PEREGRINE WORSTHORNE N ew Labour is not in favour of change — apart from the cosmetic variety — but rather of stopping, or...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorThe self is always with us Philip Hensher THE NAKED HEART by Peter Gay HarperCollins, £30, pp. 463 ti ter Gay's multi-volume history, The Bourgeois Experience: Victoria to...
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Come fly with me
The SpectatorKate Hubbard THE WAY I FOUND HER by Rose Tremain Sinclair-Stevenson, £15.99, pp. 358 A mongst those accomplishments on which Rose Tremain's reputation is found- ed — lucid and...
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Irritable Powell syndrome
The SpectatorBevis Hillier JOURNALS, 1990-1992 by Anthony Powell Heinemann, £20, pp. 238 A caricature of Anthony Powell by Marc (Mark Boxer) appears on the jacket of this book. As the same...
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Never quite grasping the plot
The SpectatorByron Rogers RAYMOND CHANDLER by Tom Hiney Chatto, £16.99, pp. 310 T he first thing I do when I have 'flu is to go to bed with Raymond Chandler. At such times a man, being...
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Moderation in all things
The SpectatorDouglas Johnson RAYMOND POINCARE by J. F. V. Keiger CUP, f40, pp. 413 I t was Edouard Herriot who was known as 'la Republique en personne.' But it should have been Raymond...
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A woman of some importance after all
The SpectatorPaul Johnson PERSONAL HISTORY by Katharine Graham Weidenfeld, £25, pp. 642 A lthough the United States has no class system like ours, ultimately springing from legal...
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Off with the raggle-taggle gypsies
The SpectatorDavid Pryce-Jones THE SCHOLAR GYPSY by Anthony Sampson John Murray, £16, pp. 229 W ith their wild ways, their language and music, gypsies seemed to stand outside the course of...
The high cost of cuts
The SpectatorCorrelli Barnett BEYOND ENDURANCE: AN EPIC OF WHITEHALL AND THE SOUTH ATLANTIC by Nicholas Barker Leo Cooper, f19.95, pp. 244 C aptain Nick Barker RN (who sadly died on 7 April...
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. . . when it alteration finds
The SpectatorT his term my sixth form at the City of London School has been doing King Lear. A-Level English Literature is done rather than read, you understand, a process resembling that to...
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ARTS
The SpectatorTo cut or not to cut? Scholarship tells us we need `complete' plays and operas. Not always, argues Michael Tanner C ompletism', `completist' and their cognates are disgusting...
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Cinema
The SpectatorHigh School High (15, selected cinemas) Moll Flanders (12, selected cinemas) School for scandal Mark Steyn D avid Zucker is the producer of Air- plane! and the three Naked...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorGilbert & George: Fundamental Pictures (Sonnabend and Lehmann Maupin, New York, till 28 June) What an achievement! Roger Kimball I t is one of the oddities of being an art...
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Theatre 1
The SpectatorMaster Class (Queens) The Seagull (Old Vic) The wrong note Sheridan Morley T here is a kind of noblesse oblige about weekly magazines not attacking each other's internal...
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Theatre 2
The SpectatorHamlet (Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford) The Spanish Tragedy (Swan, Stratford) Sweet is revenge James Treadwell T his is a potentially intriguing pair of new...
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Dance
The SpectatorNederlands Dans Theater 2 (The Peacock Theatre) Dutch stunners Giannandrea Poesio T heoretically, interpretation should be an essential element of theatre dance. Yet, as many...
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Television
The SpectatorNew Labour drama James Delingpole S tung into guilt and shame by all those nice things that darlings Leanda de Lisle, Andrew Davies and Michael Vestey have been saying about...
Gardens
The SpectatorBanish the old attitudes Ursula Buchan I f you go to Chelsea Flower Show next week, you will see 'gardens' representing every style from Mogul to Moroccan, from Provençal to...
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Radio
The SpectatorGrammar grudges Michael Vestey T he word feedback is a technical term in electronics and biology but, as the late Sir Kingsley Amis points out in his recently published The...
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The turf
The SpectatorHappiness is . . . Robin Oakley I ate a second lunch on Saturday. As the rain bucketed down on the course that likes to call itself 'Lovely Lingfield' and two umbrellas...
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High life
The SpectatorDressing down Taki J ust as familiarity breeds contempt, informality generates disrespect. Can any of you imagine Winston Churchill in a track suit? Disraeli dressed in blue...
Low life
The SpectatorBirthday blues Jeffrey Bernard O n Tuesday 27 May I shall be 65, and the only compensation about that mile- stone is the fact that this morning the DSS has sent me forms to...
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Country life
The SpectatorSomething to talk about Leanda de Lisle I f you look carefully, you'll find a little iron gate, jammed up against the shrubbery on the far west of the rookery. There is no...
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BRIDGE
The SpectatorWrong contract Andrew Robson WHEN you have reached the wrong con- tract there is a temptation to rebuke part- ner, or to play the hand in a hurried and uninterested fashion,...
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Imperative cooking: a new Norman conquest
The SpectatorWHEN I try to discover what the socialist government is up to and turn to the left- wing newspapers for an answer, I am told it is 'modernising the state'. 'Modern', what- ever...
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SIMPSON'S
The SpectatorIN-THE-STRAND SIMPSON'S IN-THE-STRAND CHESS How Kasparov lost Raymond Keene AMAZINGLY, IBM's Deep Blue comput- er has defeated the human world champion Garry Kasparov in...
ISLE OF
The SpectatorJORAii sISGLE .11 SCOTCH UNISKI ISLE OF JURA ,INI I, .11, . , 1:11,1,1 COMPETITION A few royal minutes Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1982 you were invited to supply an...
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CROSSWORD 1311: You have to larf by Doc
The SpectatorA first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1991 Port for the first correct solution opened on 2 June, with two runners-up prizes of £20 (or, for UK...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorDreams of glory Simon Barnes IT IS hard to contemplate Middlesbrough Football Club without being overwhelmed by moralisings of the most banal kind. Mid- dlesbrough contest the...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. I have an old friend who has always been rather competitive with me. Just recently he has annoyed me by apologising too much about the fact that he cannot...