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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorM r Tony Blair, the Prime Minister, and Jose Maria Aznar, the Prime Minister of Spain, wrote a joint article praising the 'suc- cess' of the European single currency, sin- gling...
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The Spectator020-7405 1706; Fax 020-7242 0603 WHIPPING THE DOCTORS H ardly a day goes by without its revela- tions of medical error or malfeasance. Indeed, to read the British press, one...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorCome on, William, give us a smile BRUCE ANDERSON F or three years, Jack Straw had a clear position on fox-hunting. While he would have been delighted if it had disappeared of...
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DIARY
The SpectatorA rive for Aeroflot flight to Moscow Clutching a newspaper announcing that my dear, gentle brother is the United King- dom's `Spymaster'. Can't say I believe any- thing I read...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorIf you want a look of profound reproach, try bumping into an elephant seal MATTHEW PARRIS anic is pointless when you are tremen- dous and have no legs; and an elephant seal...
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LOSING TO GERMANY AT HOME
The SpectatorThey've bought Rolls-Royce. They've sold Rover And now, calling the shots in the City AT the time of writing, the result of Satur- day's football match between England and...
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I JOINED THE BARMY ARMY
The SpectatorLloyd Evans volunteers to canvass for the Labour party in Tottenham CALL me a fool but I like to take New Labour at its word. When I heard that 'opportunity for all' is now...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorMY husband laughed in his unkind iatric way at a friend of mine who had said, 'If anything should happen to me.. Luckily he left it till after she was gone before saying, 'Of...
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ANIMAL CRACKERS
The SpectatorBoris Johnson discovers that what gets the goat of the Labour MP Gordon Prentice is that people actually enjoy hunting WHEN the hounds have been turned into dogfood, and the...
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THE LAST OF THE TRUE BELIEVERS
The SpectatorPhilip Delves Broughton on why many Americans are not ashamed to admit they still love and revere Margaret Thatcher New York IT WAS a washed-out day, grey as dish- cloth, when...
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Banned wagon
The SpectatorA weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit One of the first acts of any autocracy is to ban newspapers. Though the present Prime Minister has often expressed his...
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TARTING UP ASCOT
The SpectatorColonel Pinstripe on the social tensions now gripping the racing world THE Duke of Devonshire does not get about so much these days. His public pro - nouncements, never...
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THE most important single question fac- ing this countty is
The Spectatorwhether its disgusting, shallow, mannerless, uncouth, egotistical young people — of whom there are hun- dreds of thousands, if not millions — will grow up to be disgusting,...
CERTIFIED FIT TO DIE
The SpectatorTim Willcox joins the vets who select bulls for the corrida — and patch up their wounds Madrid IT is 11 o'clock in the morning and as we drain our second glass of fino we...
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Next, diamonds
The SpectatorCAPTAIN John Bongo writes from Johan- nesburg, where he was sent by the late Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire on a mission to buy arms. This has left him with $250,000 in hand — a...
Stuart lands the odds
The SpectatorI MET Stuart Wheeler at Oxford, where he was applying his disciplined mind to the odds at bridge and poker. He went on to take bets on gold. In the repressive climate of a...
CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorGordon Brown stages his Good King Wenceslas act, and guess who's the lucky winner CHRISTOPHER FILDES T here must, so I thought, be a catch in it. Just answer a few simple...
Going round in cycles
The SpectatorTHE catch is, of course, that I have paid for my prize already. We all of us work for the Chancellor until the end of May, so I am not impressed to be told that at Christmas-...
Leave it alone
The SpectatorSTANDARD Life is the biggest mutually- owned life assurance office in Europe, so it must have done something right, and mutu- ality may suit it. That premise will be put to the...
Pontification
The SpectatorI MAY have spoken too soon in praising HSBC's prescient decision to sponsor Nor- man Foster's millennium bridge, which opened on Saturday, bounced, and has closed again. My...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorWe are the guilty men who once mocked Mr Hague and are now having to eat our words STEPHEN GLOVER L et this column serve as a confessional for all those columnists who once...
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Italian bravery
The SpectatorFrom Mr Niccolo Capponi Sir: I am of Florentine stock, but being most- ly British, Greek and Swiss, I think I can take an objective view of Nicholas Farrell's article (`The...
From Dr J.H. Ross Sir: Nicholas Farrell concludes his article
The Spectatorwith examples of Italian military successes and bravery. The very effective activities of the resistance groups in northern Italy in opposing the Germans during the last year of...
LETTERS Born to be gay
The SpectatorFrom Sir Elton John, CBE Sir: I am astonished to be told by Cardinal Winning ('Why I must protest', 10 June) that my sexuality is not good for me. He argues that homosexuality...
Granny suffers too
The SpectatorFrom Mr Clive Mather Sir: Melanie Phillips (`The rape of justice', 10 June) raises many valid points about the treatment of men by the legal system and government. There are...
From His Honour Judge Geddes Sir: 'Family court judges tend
The Spectatorto force fathers to prove they are fit parents, prove they are not violent or feckless. By contrast, they assume that mothers are generally the best parent for the child to live...
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Boorish
The SpectatorFrom Sir John Nutting, Bt, QC Sir: Lord Hanson is surely justified in tak- ing Lord Charles Spencer-Churchill to task (Letters, 10 June). Writing is a means of communication for...
From Mr Mark Jowitt Sir: Might I suggest the use
The Spectatorof parentheses? The editor thus depicts the true statement and plays at leaving the reader the option to ignore; also denoting that the word is actually totally (fucking)...
From Mr Philip Thomas Sir: Could not the Revd John
The SpectatorFellows take a leaf out of television's Father Ted and sub- stitute lecking' should he feel the need for expletives? Phonetically the word has much the same impact, and when...
LETTERS Such a dim Cabinet
The SpectatorFrom Mr Frederick Forsyth Sir: Mr Sion Simon's observations on the invisible shadow spokesmen (`The phantom shadow Cabinet', 10 June) were, alas, too accurate and presented with...
New Axis powers
The SpectatorFrom Mr James Whitwell Sir I would like to hazard an answer to the question you posed to Tony Blair in your leader (10 June): 'Is Russia part of Europe?' The British response...
From Mr Rolf Norfolk Sir: I am grateful for the
The Spectatoreditor's invitation to offer guidance on the use of the F-word. Without wishing to be characterised as prudish, I should like to observe that it seems to me that your magazine...
Fecking euphemisms
The SpectatorSir: You invite readers (Letters, 10 June) to suggest a solution to the editorial inconsis- tency applied to the nation's favourite four- letter word. Why? May individual...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorThe Rembrandt of the Parterre and a cheerful Rothschild duck pond PAUL JOHNSON L ord Rothschild's invitation to see his new carpet-bedding at Waddesdon Manor on its hilltop in...
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SHARED OPINION
The SpectatorPM sick after course of WI treatment; spin doctor refuses to accept blame FRANK JOHNSON G MC in dock over second gynaecolo- gist: Another "Butcher" Doctor'. Thus Sat- urday's...
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THE DOTCOM DEBATE
The SpectatorTHE irrational exuberance was great fun. When London finally discovered the Inter- net economy towards the end of last year, style soon began outscoring substance. From October...
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Morality and the Internet
The SpectatorBeware the censors Felipe Fernandez-Armesto IS the Internet bad for you? The govern- ment certainly thinks it is bad for it. The Regulation of Investigatory Powers (RIP) Bill...
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A bleak future
The SpectatorHoles in the Net Michael Wolff New York WHY now? Why has a circumstance that has been perfectly open and above board throughout the present Nasdaq boom — that dotcom companies...
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THE DOTCOM DEBATE
The SpectatorStudent entrepreneurs Don't let exams ruin it Harry Mount IN 1854 there was a great row over the building of the University Museum that holds Oxford's natural history...
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Online religion
The SpectatorIs the Pope a Catholic? Michael McMahon LOOKING for God? Log on to the Inter- net. I did. Typing His holy name into the meta-search engine Ixquick turned up 5,612,142 hits....
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BOOKS
The SpectatorI t is strange that the name of Dr Arthur Scherbius should remain so completely unknown. The other great innovators of the Weimar Republic during the 1920s, people like Gropius...
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A case of arrested literary development
The SpectatorNicholas Fearn HOW THE DEAD LIVE by Will Self Bloomsbury, £15.99, pp. 404 R . eading a Will Self novel is uncannily like listening to someone recount their dreams of the...
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The queens across the water
The SpectatorNicky Haslam DANCING WITH THE DEVIL THE WINDSORS AND JIMMY DONAHUE by Christopher Wilson HarperCollins, £16.99, pp. 270 P oor Wallis Windsor. First she's labelled ill-born,...
SPECTATOR BOOK OF TIIE WEEK
The SpectatorEnigma by Hugh Sebag-Montefiore It is now well known that the breaking of the German Enigma code played a crucial role in the outcome of the Second World War. To break Enigma,...
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No easy answers
The SpectatorMartin Gayford LOOKING BACK AT FRANCIS BACON by David Sylvester Thames & Hudson, £29.95, pp. 272 S hould the critic be the friend of the artist, or not? The contrary argument...
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That damned elusive Pimpernel
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot SECRET SERVICE by Elizabeth Sparrow Boyden, £25, pp. 459 o r years, the Public Record Office used to say — it would be interesting to know whether tongue-in-cheek...
Getting better all the time
The SpectatorJames Buchan ROAD TO RICHES, OR THE WEALTH OF MAN by Peter Jay Weidenfeld, .£20, pp. 383 Ev er since economic philosophers dis- pensed with final causes, at about the time of...
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Pursued by the Furies
The SpectatorJane Gardam THE HUMAN STAIN by Philip Roth Cape, £16.99, pp. 400 W hat ish my nation?' asks the drunken, disillusioned Macmorris in Henry V after Agincourt. `Ish a villain and...
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Fractured middle-class manners
The SpectatorD J. Taylor THE WILD by Esther Freud Hamish Hamilton, £14.99, pp. 256 L ike her first novel, Hideous Kinky, Esther Freud's fourth work of fiction is built on the observations...
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Charles Causley is a winner
The SpectatorSusan Hill T he poet Charles Causley has won this Year's Heywood Hill Prize. The Duke of Devonshire is the benefactor. Hurrah for both, then. But it is extraordinary how this...
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ARTS
The SpectatorI am influenced, you are influenced, the American video artist Bill Viola is influ- enced, as he acknowledges: `I think we exist on this earth,' he says, `to inspire each other,...
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Opera
The SpectatorNixon returns in triumph Michael Tanner T he new production of John Adams's Nixon in China by the English National Opera is an almost unqualified triumph, making the best...
THE centenary celebrations of Surre- alist Eileen Agar (1899-1991), already
The Spectatorheadlined by museum exhibitions in Edinburgh and Leeds, have finally reached London with a selling show at the Redfern Gallery, which includes 'Bouquet', 1965, left (until 29...
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Dance
The SpectatorThe Sleeping Beauty (English National Ballet) The Sleeping Beauty (The Kirov Ballet) Brace of Beauties Giannandrea Poesio C reated by the Italian dancer Enrico Cecchetti, the...
Theatre
The SpectatorSweeney Todd (Bridewell) La Cava (Victoria Palace) Hard Times (Haymarket) Dreyfus (Tricycle) Brilliantly vicious Sheridan Morley A a time when huge and appalling musicals...
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Cinema
The SpectatorFrequency (15, selected cinemas) Deliberate mistakes Mark Steyn A you may have noticed, my apprecia- tion of John Gielgud a couple of weeks ago was not exactly unblemished by...
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Radio
The SpectatorFree spirits Michael Vestey T here was a moment in Between Our- selves on Radio Four this week (Tuesday) when I hoped that Martin Bell, MP, and the Independent's Robert Fisk...
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Television
The SpectatorRight-wing musings James Delingpole T he longer I live in Blair's hideous new Britain, the more right-wing I find myself becoming. And I don't like it particularly. First, as...
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The turf
The SpectatorCourageous stayers Robin Oakley I f your selection is going to get beaten, then let it be like that. I had urged readers to back Sakhee for the Derby because he was a toughie,...
High life
The SpectatorHistory of lies Taki W riting in the Sunday Telegraph, my old friend (and frequent recipient of Greek munificence) Geoffrey Wheatcroft says that were the Elgin Marbles to be...
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No life
The SpectatorSocial indicators Toby Young S hortly after I moved back to London, after five years in New York, I decided to have my flat valued. I wasn't expecting it to be worth much....
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Country life
The SpectatorDaily terror Leanda de Lisle Y ou write so much that I can relate to,' I am told in a letter from rural Zimbab- we. 'You can well imagine that I am quite horrified by the...
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Singular life
The SpectatorIn debt to the great H.L. Petronella Wyatt I have been asked, to my astonishment, to lecture in America. Ho, ho, you snigger, which part of America? Las Vegas? Reno? South of...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorRough justice Susanna Gross ALL AMBITIOUS bridge players dream of having a convention or tactical move named after them. Men like Sam Stayman, Oswald Jacoby and Theodore...
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RESTAURANTS
The SpectatorSO, off to the Ivy_ Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho! Caught you out! Again! This time, I did go to the Ivy. I did! But enough about me. The food is the thing, after all. Don't want to waste all...
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COMPETITION
The SpectatorLead balloon Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2140 you were invited to supply an extract from an imagi- nary speech at a wedding by a best man who fails to find the right tone of...
IT IS good to see that international chess has returned
The Spectatorto the city of Sarajevo. Not so long ago the place was a real battlefield; now the conflict has been confined to the 64 squares, infinitely more civilised. Sarajevo was a...
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No. 2143: Bosie and Bron
The SpectatorIn a recent Sunday Telegraph, two lines, one of poetry and one of prose, by Lord Alfred Douglas and Auberon Waugh, leapt at me from the page: 'Here's a short life to the man I...
Solution to 1465: Censored
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LB V PORT
The SpectatorCROSSWORD 1 0, A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's award-winning, Late- Bottled Vintage Port for the first correct solution opened on 3 July, with two runners-up...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorTHE England football team have become the biggest set of drama queens in national life. They are to a man so addicted to wild mood swings that they are no longer capa- ble of...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorQ. As I grow older I view with increasing irri- tation the almost universal practice of callers Prefacing any telephone conversation with a formal inquiry as to my state of...