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T he government proposed adding a surcharge to fixedpenalty fines for
The Spectatoroffences such as speeding and being drunk in public; it would be hypothecated to the compensation of victims of crime, but employers would also have to pay compensation for...
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o need for an inquiry
The SpectatorA t 6.20 a.m. on Tuesday, the serial killer Harold Shipman hanged himself in Wakefield prison. He tied a noose in a bedsheet, placed it round his neck, tied the other end to the...
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H urrah! At last we get the MP3 player we bought
The Spectatorour son for Christmas to work. Four adults, working in shifts, couldn't get it to work on Christmas Day. The same four adults, still working in shifts — very ill-tempered shifts...
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Blair downgraded the Labour whips and now he is paying the price
The Spectator1 in the immediate aftermath of the 2001 general election victory Tony Blair made a series of important organisational mistakes, for which he is still paying the price. Probably...
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V is for victory and for vagina
The SpectatorRoss Clark wonders whether Iraqis would prefer clean water and electricity or Britain's taxpayer-funded 'gender advisers' iv ollowing the successful liberation of their country...
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Mind your language
The Spectator- One nod doesn't make a Homer,' said my husband, laughing as if he had said something funny. He was happy in the way that only my mistakes can make him. I had just shown him a...
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I believe in conspiracies
The SpectatorJohn Laughland says the real nutters are those who believe in al-Qa'eda and weapons of mass destruction B elieving in conspiracy theories is rather like having been to a...
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Is your food industry being forced out of business by
The Spectatornasty foreign importers who insist on selling a similar product at half the price? Don't worry: just start a health scare. It's cheap, it's rapid and the World Trade...
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Just plain drunk
The SpectatorLeo McKinstry says there is no evidence to support the national panic over drink-spiking p ubs are supposed to be havens of relaxed conviviality. But certain self-appointed...
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The Tory leader Michael Howard has published a list of
The Spectatorhis 'beliefs'. If this was a political move, Athenians would have found it baffling. The 5th-century BC thinker Protagoras defined 'excellence' as 'proper management of one's...
The joys of inequality
The SpectatorAndrew Gim son says the Prime Minister is quite right to impose top-up fees on millions of listless, lazy, conformist students I t is time we gave the party some electric-shock...
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THEODORE DALRYMPLE
The SpectatorWe must all move with the times, of course, or the times will move without us. I am in any case no Luddite who wishes to keep everything exactly as it was, merely from fear of...
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The end of the Etonians
The SpectatorGeoffrey VVheatcroft says the long slow decline of the Tory party can be partly attributed to a devastating article 40 years ago F . orty years ago today, The Spectator...
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Pay no attention to the scientific pontiffs
The SpectatorT _ he emotional tirade against President Bush published by Sir David King is an excellent example of Churchill's maxim that experts should be 'on tap' but not 'on top'. This...
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Three cheers for the renaissance of the provincial towns and cities of England
The Spectatorp radford is to demolish huge swaths of its own centre. Acres ...., of hateful Sixties concrete are to , be pulverised in the year ahead, according to a tiny article in the...
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Tony and the Aztecs
The SpectatorFrom Sebastian Shakespeare Sir: Theodore Dalrymple notes that Jacques Chirac wrote an introduction to a catalogue of Ecuadorean baroque religious sculpture (`Escape from...
From Professor Robin Jacoby Sir: Theodore Dalrymple's emigration to France
The Spectatorsmacks of Daniel going blindfold into the lions' den. The social and moral degeneration he so accurately describes in Britain is no less, as he virtually admits, on the other...
Oy Vay!
The SpectatorFrom Philip Hensher Sir: Benedict le Vay is surely being rather hard on Lynne Truss's English (Pluck Truss and grieve', 10 January), and the examples he chooses of her bad...
From Dr Madsen Pirie Sir: Lynne Truss has done grammar
The Spectatora great service by helping people to use it properly in a living, changing language. Benedict le Vay is wrong in every example he cites of the alleged grammatical errors of...
Regime of repression
The SpectatorFrom Oleg Gordievsky Sir: The discovery I have made in Britain is that many academics wear pink glasses. Paul Robinson claims, The government of Vladimir Putin is probably the...
Black watch
The SpectatorFrom Robert Peston Sir: I was mildly surprised by the complaint of my old friend Stephen Glover that the Sun day Telegraph has not written enough about the travails of...
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Booker's Northern front
The SpectatorFrom John Laughland Sir: How interesting that Richard North should now start attacking me, just as the original accusations made by his co-author. Christopher Booker, have been...
Arms for all
The SpectatorFrom J.G. Cluff Sir: It is time for some lateral thinking regarding the sky marshals controversy. Would it not be sensible, instead of attempting the difficult and inconvenient...
Speedy complaints
The SpectatorFrom Paul Smith Sir: The statements attributed to me by Ross Clark (Speed cameras are good for you . . 10 January) are not a true or fair representation of my position_ These...
Let no one go to Hell
The SpectatorFrom Audrey Parry Sir: Antony Flew (Letters, 10 January) quotes Aquinas in showing us the hard-heartedness of Catholic theologians who 'have not pity for the damned'. Aquinas...
Nilotic first
The SpectatorFrom Robert Bruce Browne-Clayton Sir: Having read the review of Anthony Sattin's excellent book The Gates of Africa (29 November) and now the book itself, I am sad and maybe a...
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Should the Telegraph go tabloid?
The SpectatorIt's a tough call T he serious newspapers — what we used to call the broadsheets — have extracted themselves from the frying pan only to find themselves in the fire. For years...
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How to spot an independent director he doesn't mind making a scene
The Spectator0 h, look: an independent director. A real one, that is. He disagrees with his colleagues about the direction of the company and doesn't mind saying so. This is Paolo Scaroni,...
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Both deep and dazzling
The SpectatorSebastian Smee THE EARLY STORIES, 1953-1975 by John Updike Ha mish Hamilton, £25, pp. 838, ISBN 0241142144 R ivalled only by the Rabbit novels, John Updike's early stories —...
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Westward, look, the verse is bright
The SpectatorByron Rogers THE BLOODAXE BOOK OF MODERN WELSH POETRY edited by Menna Elfyn and John Rowlands Bloodaxe Books, £10.95, pp. 448, ISBN 1852245492 T his, the most comprehensive...
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Grenada's crowning glory
The SpectatorDoris Lessing THE ALHAMBRA by Robert Irwin Profile Books, £15.99, pp. 264, ISBN 1861974214 F our years ago this author gave us Night & Horses & the Desert, an anthology of...
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'The nations' airy navies
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot AIR POWER by Stephen Budiansky Viking, £20, pp. 518, ISBN 0670912514 I nfluence in 1890 Captain A. T. Mahan, United States Navy, produced his book on The...
Where are the eagles and the trumpets?
The SpectatorFrancis King THE PHOENIX LAND by Miklos !Unify Arcadia, £12.99, pp. 419, ISBN 1900850850 W hen Count Miklos Banffy's epic trilogy The Writing on the Wall recently made its...
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His master's voice
The SpectatorJohn Laughland THE RED MILLIONAIRE: A POLITICAL BIOGRAPHY OF WILLI MONZENBERG, MOSCOW'S SECRET PROPAGANDA TSAR IN THE WEST by Sean McMeekin Yale, £22.50, pp. 397, ISBN...
Too much key, not enough novel
The SpectatorD. J. Taylor ONE LAST LOOK by Susanna Moore Viking, £14.99, pp. 288, ISBN 00670914312 Susanna Moore's fifth novel opens on board the Jupiter in February 1836, with the ladies —...
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The endurance of oracles
The SpectatorJohn Michell THE ROAD TO DELPHI by Michael Wood Chatto, £17.99, pp. 271, ISBN 0701165464 S tate constitutions throughout the ancient world were designed to imitate the order...
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Cola versus curry
The SpectatorLee Langley THE NAMESAKE by Jhumpa LAW Flamingo, £15.99, pp. 291, ISBN 000225901X jr hump Lahiri won the Pulitzer Prize in 2000 for her first volume of short stories. The...
Can you forgive him?
The SpectatorJames Fleming LADY ANNE BLUNT: A BIOGRAPHY by H. V. F. Winstone Barzani Stacey International, 128 Kensington Church Street, London W8 4 BH, Tel: 0207 221 7166, £19.95, pp. 366,...
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Playing to the gallery
The SpectatorMIL MEM 11 Some pianists forget that they are servants of music, not showmen, writes Stephen Pettitt T he archetype is beautifully caricatured in the television comedy series...
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Sophisticated cruelty
The SpectatorMichael Tanner The Barber of Seville Opera North, Leeds Peter Grimes London Symphony Orchestra, Barbican D uring the last three weeks of L./December and the first two of...
Hogarth's heirs
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Quentin Blake: Fifty Years of illustration Gilbert Collection, Somerset House, until 28 March T here are plans afoot to found a Gallery of Illustration in...
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Period piece
The SpectatorJohn McEwen Philip de Laszlo (1869-1937): A Brush with Grandeur Christie's. until 22 January W hen Philip de Laszlo arrived in London in 1907, having painted most of the...
The old and the new
The SpectatorPatrick Smith T hemyriad performances of music in the different-sized venues that make up the classical-music season in New York can be a daunting assignment to summarise, both...
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Selective recreation
The SpectatorMark Steyn A Mighty Wind 124, selected cinemas I always love it when some record from the 'Sixties folk-music boom' comes on the radio, and one can wallow for three minutes in...
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Classic bargain
The SpectatorCharles Spencer G "'January is depressing but as I sit here, working on a gloomy Sunday morning, I experience a rare glow of pleasure. I have just seen three adorable green...
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Magical moments
The SpectatorToby Young His Dark Materials Olivier The Permanent Way Cottesloe Llis Dark Materials, Nicholas Wright's / adaptation of Philip Pullman's threevolume work of the same name, is...
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Candid Clark
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart I have a problem with The Alan Clark Diaries (BBC4), which I enjoyed immoderately. But then I should. I knew Clark, spent a weekend at Saltwood Castle, and like...
Diplomatic challenge
The SpectatorMichael Vestey A s , I listened to the first of the two-part nside the Foreign Office on Radio Four this week (Monday), I began to wonder what the point of it was. It was a...
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Stop and search
The SpectatorCharles Moore rryke and Temper are Lakeland terriers. .1 At the age of 12 weeks, Temper proved her prowess by going off without invitation and finding a hole with a dog-fox...
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Patience rewarded
The SpectatorRobin Oakley In his Devil's Dictionary Ambrose Bierce describes patience as 'a minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue'. Bierce obviously did not spend much time in...
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PC and moolah
The SpectatorTaki qu ick visit to Paris and London — and n even quicker one to The Spectator's offices — where I failed to meet the divine-looking Mary Wakefield, a lady I have never met...
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Blood money
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I sliced off the top of the scab under my right nostril with the razor again. I'd skirted carefully round it when shaving at leisure during Christmas week, but...
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S o, off to north Wales to stay with my in-laws,
The Spectatorbut this time I travel with some culinary hope in my heart. As you know, I've yet to find a decent eating-out experience in these parts. The Welsh just don't seem to be...
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Oche morons
The SpectatorHENDERSON T here are days when one wonders whether, as Lawrence wrote, the cataclysm has happened and we are living among the ruins. It was possible, one morning last week, to...
Q. As the author of a number of bestselling books,
The SpectatorI am naturally thankful for this success, but one consequence is a deluge of requests to sit on committees, judge awards, champion the voiceless, network for the jobless, and so...
Q. I was strictly brought up not to talk about
The Spectatormoney under any circumstances, but the inexorable rise in house prices and the competitive reductions in the costs of package holidays have combined to make money an 'OK topic'...