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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorJohn Major demands Britain be exempt from the 48-hour week T he European Court of Justice ruled against a British government challenge to the European Commission's Working Time...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorA bad shepherd resents an inexperienced Whip. The outcome: an enthralling farce BRUCE ANDERSON T he Tory Whips' Office is much mythologised and little understood. There is a...
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DIARY
The SpectatorFRANK JOHNSON I suppose some readers will think that the only reason I have advertised, on this week's cover, Jennifer Paterson's Spectator cookery column is because television...
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ANOTHER VOICE
The SpectatorWhy nobody knows, and nobody cares, how many children are missing MATTHEW PARRIS S imon Hughes, the Liberal Democrat MP for Southwark and Bermondsey, is a good and kind man....
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STILL THE TOP CLASS
The SpectatorBritain's aristocracy did not decline and fall in our century. On the contrary, it rose and rose — doing well even under Labour; says John Martin Robinson To the historian, the...
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`I WAS HIS BLOND-HAIRED BOY'
The SpectatorAnne McElvoy meets the Arkansas ex-state trooper who is a key witness against Clinton THE Washington Post, irked by the eclectic range and shrill tenor of allegations against...
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I WAS WRONG, BUT RIGHT TOO
The SpectatorJohn O'Sullivan is the British editor of an American conservative magazine who forecast, here, Mr Clinton's defeat New York MY ARTICLE of exactly a year ago ('Why Clinton...
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A WORLD FOR NAPOLEON
The SpectatorAlistair Home, author of the latest book about him, speculates as to what he would make of our modem age IN LESS than 20 years we shall be cele- brating the 200th anniversary...
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WAFIC? WHAT ABOUT BASIL?
The SpectatorSimon Sebag Montefiore wonders why Oxford rejects Mr Said, when it still has a Chair endowed by the original Merchant of Death THIS IS a cautionary tale of two secretive,...
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HE LIKES PORN?
The SpectatorTHEN JOIN IN . . . that was the sort of advice offered by Marjorie Proops. Mary Kenny deplores reactions to her death WHEN the 'Queen of Agony Aunts' Marje Proops (a...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA GOOD sea captain of 30 years' sail- ing has written to me from Haifa asking me the true origin of port (`left). That will be easy, I thought, let's have a look in the...
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CRISIS FOR CHRISTMAS
The SpectatorAlex de Waal deplores the Zaire deaths, but doubts if there will be as many as we've been told IN APRIL and May 1994, as the Hutu extremists in Rwanda implemented their `final...
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I THOUGHT I'D CALL BENAZIR
The SpectatorVictoria Schofield has chatted on the phone to her famous contemporary ever since Oxford, and even did so the other day EVEN ON a good day, it is never easy to telephone the...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorWhen the quality papers splash about happily in the gutter PAUL JOHNSON T he Financial Times is the archetype non-investigative newspaper. I cannot remember it ever exposing a...
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorLet dons delight to bark and bite it's all in the way of business CHRISTOPHER FILDES I like the idea of the Hebdomadal Coun- cil of Oxford University, suitably got up in gowns...
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LETTERS Stating the facts
The SpectatorSir: May I join Richard Lamb (Letters, 2 November) in demolishing the ill-informed and wrong-headed views of Andrew Roberts about the German resistance (Danger! new myth ahead',...
Sir: Tom Sutcliffe says that I reprimanded Anne Atkins for
The Spectatorher comments about the service for the Lesbian and Gay Christian Movement at Southwark Cathedral. As a matter of fact, my concern was with the BBC, not with Mrs Atkins. She used...
Reviewer rebuked
The SpectatorSir: One hesitates to criticise a critic — it is so easy to appear churlish — but I suggest that Philip Hensher, one of your two lead book reviewers, is guilty either of...
Dangerous ignorance
The SpectatorSir: The Irish language is not 'a patois' (Leader, 9 November) because a patois is defined as 'having no literary status'. The earliest manuscripts in Irish go back at least to...
Biblical authority
The SpectatorSir: Tom Sutcliffe illustrates well (The modern Mary Magdalene', 9 November) the danger of rejecting biblical authority in matters of faith and morals. He is right to assert...
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Irish largesse
The SpectatorSir: One missive was conspicuously absent from the testimonials produced on behalf of Sir Nicholas Scott (`Braying in Manor Street', 9 November): a note from his doc- tor...
Innocent bedfellows
The SpectatorSir: I very much enjoyed Jonathan Keates's review of Julie ICavanagh's superb biogra- phy of Frederick Ashton (Books, 9 Novem- ber). However, I think Mr Keates is mistak- en in...
A difficult son
The SpectatorSir: I remember Suez (`Canal running through London', 9 November) because Paul Johnson's mother taught me history in 1956. She also talked about her 'difficult and Red son'. Mrs...
Wonderful entertainment
The SpectatorSir: Can I through your columns sincerely thank Messrs Al Fayed, Hamilton, Steven, Rusbridger, Rowland (it's great to see him rejoining the battle) and even the bit play- ers...
Our perfect model
The SpectatorSir: Curiously, the last two or three times I have seen Petronella Wyatt at parties she has seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. As the publishers of Encore magazine so...
Undecided
The SpectatorSir: Petronella Wyatt's article (Another voice, 26 October) was based on an inaccu- rate premise. I have to date stayed well clear of party politics and have not 'come out' for...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorA few more issues like this of the Independent on Sunday, and Ms Boycott will suffer a real crash STEPHEN GLOVER P icking up my Independent on Sunday last week and turning to...
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CHRISTMAS BOOKS I
The SpectatorBooks of the Year The best and most overrated books of the year, chosen by some of The Spectator's regular contributors child (oh, grow up), French novels in which the hero was...
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Soft and hard romance
The SpectatorDavid Sexton A SECRET AFFAIR by Barbara Taylor Bradford HarperCollins, £9.99, pp. 224 THE BONNY DAWN by Catherine Cookson Bantam, £9.99, pp. 192 T he Booker's a bluff. Barbara...
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Forgotten changer of history
The SpectatorJohn Grigg A THIRST FOR GLORY: THE LIFE OF ADMIRAL SIR SIDNEY SMITH by Tom Pocock Aurum, £19.95, pp. 261 W hen Napoleon, exiled on St Helena, said of a British officer who had...
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More than just William
The SpectatorKate Grimond MARTHA'S ARK by Charlotte Moore Arrow, £5.99, pp. 359 T here is an Aga here — let that be said. It is old and gives off fumes and the cats sit near it and the...
Obscure object of desire
The SpectatorMax Egremont THE KISS by Hugo Vickers Hamish Hamilton, £15, p. 233 hen he was a schoolboy at Eton in the late 1960s, Hugo Vickers met Joan and Christian Kappey, two spinster...
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Having the last word
The SpectatorLaurence Lerner THIS WILD DARKNESS: THE STORY OF MY DEATH by Harold Brodkey Fourth Estate, £14.99, pp. 177 The poetry of being recognised and accepted as an important writer...
Splinters and doodles
The SpectatorFrancis King CRUISING PARADISE by Sam Shepard Seeker, £15.99, pp. 242 A few writers — Chekhov, Pirandello and Maugham at once come to mind have achieved equal distinction in...
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Very fair, could do better
The SpectatorWilliam Scammell THE PRACTICE OF WRITING by David Lodge Seeker, £12.99, pp. 340 T he question is rather plonkingly for- mulated,' remarks David Lodge in the course of an...
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Good soldiering on
The SpectatorP. J. Kavanagh FORD MADOX FORD: A DUAL LIFE, VOLUME II by Max Saunders OUP, £35, pp. 696 F ord Madox Ford in his mid-fifties; his behaviour towards young women, observed by the...
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The gloom beneath the glam
The SpectatorPeter J. M. Wayne CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD: DIARIES, VOLUME I, 1939-1960 edited by Katherine Bucknell Methuen, £25, pp. 1048 The literary erstwhile Left well-wisher would Seek...
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Many needs, many names
The SpectatorElizabeth Lowry GEORGE ELIOT: A LIFE by Rosemary Ashton Hamish Hamilton, f25, pp. 465 I n 1991 Rosemary Ashton published a compelling life of George Henry Lewes, the Victorian...
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Dicing with global life
The SpectatorA. F. Gaudi LABORATORY EARTH: THE PLANETARY GAMBLE WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE by Stephen H. Schneider Weidenfeld, £11.99, pp. 184 E nvironmental issues and problems are not new....
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ARTS
The SpectatorProgress through diversity Felicity Owen on the Courtauld Institute of Art, Britain's leading art historical centre T he Courtauld Institute of Art, housed since 1989 in the...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorThe Ways of the Woodcock (Holland & Holland, till 22 November) `Game-bird of the half-light' Simon Courtauld T o have assembled the work of more than 30 artists from six...
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The power of page three
The SpectatorJohn Parry on the search for the new voice of Middle England 0 ne of the most influential jobs in Britain is about to be awarded. It -isn't often that a theatre critic can wield...
Theatre
The SpectatorMartin Guerre (Prince Edward) I told you so Sheridan Morley I t was Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, in an American magazine interview with me last month, who said that in his view...
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Cinema
The SpectatorThe First Wives Club (PG, selected cinemas) Fading stars Mark Steyn he First Wives Club opens with an old Burt Bacharach/Hal David number, one of those songs for swingin'...
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Music
The SpectatorSurvival tactics Peter Phillips T he glamour of travelling is often referred to, but not, I think, in the context of month-long concert tours of the United States. It is a...
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Pop music
The SpectatorSolo mistakes Marcus Berkmann O ld people make records too. Phil Collins has one out, full of the usual plinky ballads and those resolutely unfunky fast ones that sound a bit...
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Dance
The SpectatorLa La La Human Steps (Peacock Theatre) Doug Varone and Dancers (Queen Elizabeth Hall) The Prince of the Pagodas (Royal Opera House) Been here before thannandrea Poem A...
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Television
The SpectatorSour grapes James Delingpole 'The thing I normally recommend to a young man in your shoes,' said my universi- ty careers adviser, 'is to become an invest- ment banker.' That...
Radio
The SpectatorA genuine character Michael Vestey T he Radio Lives programme The Real Life of Brian, about the late Brian Red- head, on Radio Four last week (Thursday) was not exactly the...
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Motoring
The SpectatorSoothing thoughts Alan Judd C onnollys make all manner of stylish leather goods but are best known for what we sit on in our Rolls Royces, Jaguars, Fer- raris, Aston Martins,...
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The turf
The SpectatorEleven to watch Robin Oakley R eaders of this column were advised on 19 October to back Gay Kelleway's sprinter Astrac next time out over six fur- longs, after his...
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High life
The SpectatorUnfashionable thoughts Taki I n the summer of 1975 I was on board Stavro Niarchos's massive gin-palace, the Atlantis, lying off the coast of Spain. We were a jolly little...
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Low life
The SpectatorSo long, Soho Jeffrey Bernard They were certainly better days. But somewhere I suppose there are people who are complaining that Swiss Cottage isn't what it was: The casting...
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MADEIRA
The SpectatorBRIDGE Indirect entry Andrew Robson FREAK deals are usually more exciting than they are instructive. Here we feature a hand that was both — in large measures. Dealer East...
Country life
The SpectatorEating babies Leanda de Lisle Foxes get very hungry in the winter time. We lost 30 piglets to them last year. They sneak up to the outdoor huts and snatch the first piglet...
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Goods from the greats
The SpectatorWE HAVE another saint from across the Atlantic this week, Frances Cabrini, the first American citizen to be canonised. She died in 1917 and was canonised in 1946. In fact she...
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LALE OF AURA
The SpectatorSI,GLE .1.1 SCOTCH %NMI ISLE OF ;IAA u RA 415615 Y4115(010 MHISAI COMPETITION Un-English Archery Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1958 you were invited to supply part of a...
SIMPSON'S
The SpectatorIN-THE-STRAND SIMPSON'S IN-THE-STRAND CHESS Champagne victory Raymond Keene AT THE highest levels chess is no longer what it used to be. Now, it is a fiercely com-...
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CROSSWORD 1287: Your starter for 10 by Doc
The SpectatorA first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 1990 Port for the first correct solution opened on 2 December, with two runners-up prizes of £20 (or, for UK...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorBoys on tour Simon Barnes MICHAEL Atherton, the England cricket captain and a bachelor, has asked that play- ers do not bring their wives and children out to join them at any...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorDear Mary.. . Q. On a recent trip to England from the Lot, I visited my brother-in-law (of whom I am very fond) in his rolling acres, and was given a chair to sit on round the...