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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorRelaunch M r Robin Cook, the Foreign Secre- tary, was said by his ex-wife in a book to have drunk too much, have had half a dozen affairs and like Mr Tony Blair, the Prime...
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SPECTATOR
The SpectatorThe Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 0171-405 1706; Fax 0171-242 0603 AUNTIE BETRAYS HER CLASS A new era in broadcasting arrived unheralded this week,...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorIs Mr Cook the worst Foreign Secretary of all time? Only before lunch BRUCE ANDERSON I n private life, Robin Cook's real failing was meanness of spirit. As regards adultery,...
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DIARY JOAN COLLINS
The Spectatorh ere was huge rejoicing in this house when we heard that Nigel Hawthorne had been awarded a knighthood in the New Year's Honours List. I am far from alone in our profession in...
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THE FOREIGN SECRETARY IS NOT COOKED YET
The SpectatorSion Simon argues against the general assumption that Mr Cook's former wife has destroyed his career — quite the opposite LAST WEEK I called on Robin Cook in the sumptuous...
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Second opinion
The SpectatorTHE PHILOSOPHER David Hume, for whom I have nothing but the greatest of admiration and respect, wrote in his Treatise that 'the distinction of vice and virtue is not .founded...
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WHEN THE IRAS ALARM CLOCKS STRUCK
The SpectatorPatrick West recalls a declaration of war on Britain 60 years ago SIXTY YEARS ago this week, the Irish government declared war on Britain. A proclamation was relayed to the...
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THE REIGN FROM SPAIN
The SpectatorHugh Thomas explains why Cuba is looking forward to its first visit from the present Spanish royal family IHUGH THOMAS tiene la palabra!' (Hugh Thomas has the floor). I love...
Mind your language
The SpectatorYOU DON'T let up. Here is a pet hate from Olivia Bell, from Oxford. 'I have a linguistic bugbear: the phrase "he was diagnosed with cancer, whooping cough, etc.". Surely he was...
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SIR HUMPHREY RETURNS TO POWER
The SpectatorSue Cameron spots an unnoticed effect of the recent resignations WHITEHALL is back. Sir Richard Wilson and his civil service knights are poised to reassert their grip on...
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THE SHIVA NAIPAUL MEMORIAL PRIZE 1999
The SpectatorShiva Naipaul was one of the most gifted and accomplished writers of our time. After his death in 1985 at the age of 40, The Spectator established an annual prize in his memory....
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MY MEANINGLESSNESS IS CLEAR
The SpectatorMark Steyn on the contest between American presidential aspirants to say nothing that could be understood New Hampshire LAMAR ALEXANDER re-emerged last week. He's the former...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorWORSHIP WHILE YOU WORK George Trefgarne discovers a surprising religious revival in the City of London IN the City of London, the Bishop is back in the Deanery for the first...
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ROTH'S REVENGER'S TRAGEDY
The SpectatorRafael Garcia-Navarro on why the American novelist does not need a lesson from Margaret Cook MOST SEASONED readers know what to look for in Philip Roth. Uncompromising, often...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorMrs Robin Cook, Miss Wendie Deng and the Prince of Darkness PAUL JOHNSON P erhaps the publication by Rupert Mur- doch's Sunday Times of Mrs Robin Cook's memoirs, revealing...
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Sir: Mr Malim mentions the influence of Oxford's uncle, Arthur
The SpectatorGolding, who trans- lated Ovid; another uncle (by marriage) was my ancestor Sir Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey (1517-1547), who, as well as his other accomplishments, was a gifted...
LETTERS The true Will
The SpectatorSir: I am in complete agreement with Richard Malim's identification of Edward de Vere as the • true Shakespeare (They haven't the necessary Will', 9 January). Most interested...
The enemy within
The SpectatorSir: I can't help with Alice Miles's specula- tion about the source of the Guardian's Mandelson loan scoop (Friends, enemies and a parcel astray, 9 January). But I should point...
Sir: The spelling of my surname was the most accurate
The Spectatorpoint in Derek 'Dolly' Drap- er's long whinge. The disgraced lobbyist got that wrong (it's Maguire, not McGuire), so I leave readers to judge the accuracy of the rest of his...
History lesson
The SpectatorSir: Just for the record, I feel obliged to make a couple of factual corrections to Robert Taylor's excellent article on the Labour party's amnesia about its own histo- ry...
Hung for a lamb
The SpectatorSir: I was bewildered to read a piece by Derek Draper (Media studies', 9 January) in which he claims that he and I had a tele- phone conversation about the 'Notting Hill Gate'...
Toping and Niagara
The SpectatorSir: Peter Paterson complains (Harold was a toper too', 9 January) that in a Mail on Sunday article I did not say at what time in the evening of 14 March 1968 I answered, in the...
Technical failure
The SpectatorSir: I have the advantage over Hamish Tay- lor (Letters, 2 January), who responded on behalf of Eurostar to Alistair Home's com- plaints about his journey to Waterloo. Mr Taylor...
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Scrape on, Guardian!
The SpectatorDisregard your Mr Young STEPHEN GLOVER H ugo Young of the Guardian is no mere columnist. He inhabits the journalistic equivalent of Mount Olympus, and has very little...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorDo not attempt this at home Philip Hensher COLLECTED FICTIONS by Jorge Luis Borges Allen Lane, £20, pp. 565 B orges is a splendid oddity in litera- ture, like Quevedo or...
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Hitler, Freud and Mr Pooter
The SpectatorAlan Judd MY GERMAN QUESTION by Peter Gay Yale, £15.50, pp. 208 T his book is about the author's child- hood and adolescence with his Jewish parents in pre-war Nazi Berlin....
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The dry martini tone
The SpectatorRupert Christiansen THE HIGHER JAZZ by Edmund Wilson University of Iowa Press, £16.95, pp. 240 I n his cool, sharp and tensely erotic col- lection of short stories, Memoirs...
Food for puzzled thought
The SpectatorAndrew Barrow FAIR EXCHANGE by Michele Roberts Little, Brown, £15.99, pp. 246 T his short and extremely juicy historical romance starts with a French peasant woman called...
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Our lost legacy
The SpectatorStephen Logan AN INTELLIGENT PERSON'S GUIDE TO MODERN CULTURE by Roger Scruton Duckworth, £14.95, pp. 152 R oger Scruton's career as a philoso- pher has prepared him for being...
Clerihew Corner
The SpectatorPoor old Aleister Crowley Tried devilishly hard to be unholy, But . . . 'The Great Beast 666'? Fiddlesticks! James Michie
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Hey, big spender
The SpectatorPatrick Boyle HEY MR PRODUCER by Sheridan Morley and Ruth Leo Weidenfeld, £25, pp. 192 I love musicals. Even the bad ones inspired moments or something that m the evening...
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The SpectatorBookoftheliee WAL NG ON THIN ICE In Purs of the North pole Essential rea g for all armchair explorers, this is the extraordinary story of an obsession to explore the most...
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A globe-trotting dirty dozen
The SpectatorOleg Gordievsky UNDERCOVER LIVES: SOVIET SPIES IN THE CITIES OF THE WORLD edited by Helen Womack Weidenfeld, £20, pp. 308 A couple of years ago the KGB's Trav- el Guide to the...
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Improving on Ptolemy
The SpectatorM. R. D. Foot T wo good books quite different in style cover two aspects of the same subject: the profound, continuing ignorance of western Europeans about that long-standing...
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The SpectatorHolidays & Travel Special 30 January 1999 G.ET TN THE SWIM! Make sure your holiday property appears in our bumper annual Holidays & Travel Special — then sit back and wait for...
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Up Parnassus with rod and gun
The SpectatorP. N. Furbank LIVES OF THE POETS by Michael Schmidt Weidenfeld, £22, pp. 939 M ichael Schmidt, the poet, publisher and editor of PN Review, has produced what is in a sense an...
Days of elegance
The SpectatorAnita Brookner NEW YORK MOSAIC: THREE NOVELS by Isabel Bolton Virago, £12.99, pp. 482 I sabel Bolton, who was really Mary Brit- ton Miller, died in 1979 at the age of 92. She...
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The incomparably unco-operative Max
The SpectatorWilliam Camp The author of The Glittering Prizes recalls that his own dealings with Lord Beaverbrook proved less enjoyable than those described by Robert Rhodes-James in The...
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ARTS
The SpectatorDon't be afraid of ridicule T here is now a well entrenched conven tion that anyone who dares to criticise, condemn or even question the meaning of the work of many...
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SPECIATOR
The SpectatorDIARY 1999 ElLI Plain £ 15 Initialled The Spectator 1999 Diary, bound in soft red goatskin leather, is now available. Laid out with a whole week to view, Monday to Sunday, the...
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Exhibitions
The SpectatorJulian Schnabel (South London Gallery, 65 South Peckham Road) Glitzy or generous? Martin Gayford I s it time to revive the 1980s? The mere question may make some of us —...
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Theatre 1
The SpectatorPerfect Days (Hampstead) The Memory of Water (Vaudeville) Merchant of Venice; The Tempest (Barbican) Mothers from hell Sheridan Morley I f 1999 carries on the way it has...
Theatre 2
The SpectatorThe Winter's Tale (Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford) Crucial timing Patrick Carnegy N o play better bears out Dr Johnson's view that Shakespeare's 'tragedy seems to be...
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Cinema
The SpectatorLittle Voice (15, selected cinemas) The Opposite of Sex (18, selected cinemas) Voice over? Mark Steyn I n Follow the Fleet (1936), there's a scene where Fred Astaire has to...
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Television
The SpectatorIsland fever Edward Heathcoat Amory F rom Pickwick to Pevsner, from Mr Sponge's Sporting Tour to Three Men in a Boat, Britons have always had a literary appetite for guided...
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Radio
The SpectatorMy new love Michael Vestey T he unthinkable has occurred. I've been listening to a programme about com- puters. I shall tune in every Friday after- noon when Loved On appears...
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Motoring
The SpectatorEverything comes in threes Alan Judd I wound up the old Rover the other day to take her for a spin. In fact, she's not mine but my uncle's and, being a 1973 P6 3500S — the...
The turf
The SpectatorJust desert Robin Oakley I nstead of heading for Sandown on Sat- urday I was bouncing across the Kuwaiti desert past the tented encampments of so many Bedouin Pop Larkins....
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High life
The SpectatorOnly half a dozen Taki I was sitting in the Palace Hotel's grill when the news of Margaret Cook's revenge came in. A South American friend of mine was appalled. He first tried...
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Country life
The Spectator`Lovely day' tyranny Leanda de Lisle T rigger the hamster is back . .. After an absence of three weeks she turned up in a bucket in the nursery. Not the one with food in it...
Singular life
The SpectatorHe didn't even nibble Petronella Wyatt I first met Mr Cook at a racecourse. Cheltenham to be precise. It was in the Grandstand, though I'm not sure it was quite grand enough...
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Solution to Jumbo Crossword: Christmas games
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BRIDGE
The SpectatorYoung not easy Andrew Robson YOUTHFUL bidding combined with bril- liant card reading saw declarer land the following most unlikely slam. It is hard to see how he managed it,...
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HERE wego, another new year leading to the terror of
The Spectatorthe millennium bug when aero- planes are meant to drop from the sky, all monies are lost in confusion, hospitals lose all their records etc., etc., woe, woe. It sounds like the...
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RESTAURANTS AS THEATRE
The SpectatorJ. SHEEKEY', said our friend's father, when we told him where we were going to dinner that night. 'I remember going there the night my wife gave birth to our first child. I ate...
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CHESS
The SpectatorRevelations Raymond Keene THIS WEEK I give the answers to my Christmas quiz, which focused on four positions from previous tournaments at Hastings. I was most gratified by...
COMPETITION
The SpectatorLords a-weeping Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2067 I drew the picture of Belloc's Lord Lundy composing some lachrymose octosyllables on the impending fate of peers such as...
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CROSSWORD 1396: Rhyme-scheme by Columba
The SpectatorA first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Six Grapes Port for the first correct solution opened on 1 February, with two runners- up prizes of £20 (or, for UK solvers, the...
No. 2070: Midwinter madness
The SpectatorA friend has just received from abroad a travel brochure, full of spelling mistakes and fractured English, offering him a win- ter holiday 'complete with guilt-edged beaches' (a...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorMoney worries Simon Barnes PROFESSIONAL sport depends for its following — that is to say, its very existence — on its audience's willing suspension of disbelief. The audience...
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