16 FEBRUARY 2008

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Just leave them alone, Darling

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I f there is a posture that will be indelibly associated with the Chancellorship of Alistair Darling — brief though it may turn out to be — it is that of a man forced into...

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T his week I have been prey to a prolonged bout

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of insomnia induced, I suspect, by the fact that I stay up to watch the BBC’s Ten O’Clock News followed by Newsnight and, invariably, one or the other contains an item which...

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Trying to work out what David Cameron really thinks, I had a strange sense of déjà vu

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H e is the longest serving of our major party leaders. He could be Prime Minister next year. He has had publicity that many a politician would kill for. Yet how many voters can...

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E ntering my name in the visitors’ book at the British

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Embassy in Paris last week, I saw, a couple of lines above, the signature ‘Tony Blair’. The ex-leader is in France a lot just now. Tony is very fond of President Nicolas...

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DIARY OF A NOTTING HILL NOBODY

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MONDAY Do I have to do everything around here? Silly Suzie from Dave’s office is too frightened to ask Lord A to move a load of packing boxes he’s left outside his office so...

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Pakistan needs more than elections.

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Only a new political class will do Stephen Schwartz says that, in this failing state, the ballot box is also a tinderbox. Even if Monday’s election goes ahead, Pakistan might...

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Meet the minister for selling the unsellable

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Fraser Nelson warms to Jim Murphy, the Minister for Europe, who is steering the Lisbon Treaty through parliament — and now promises that he would help Blair become EU...

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A morning cigar and a glass of wine with Sir John

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At 84, John Mortimer is still thrilled by his latest theatrical success, appalled by the cult of ‘health and fitness’ and sorry that the Labour party he loved has vanished....

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The first of an occasional column on the perils of

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trying to be green, run a family and live a pleasurable life. M y chocolate chip cookies have arrived at the farm shop. Caroline apologises as I walk in: ‘I’m afraid...

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Britain just got Weller: meet the Jam Generation

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Anne McElvoy talks to the politicians reared on the 1980s music of the Jam: post-Cold War, disenchanted with state monopolies, and cagey about Class A drugs W hat do David...

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T hank goodness I retired in time from the National Health

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Service: it has cut down enormously the number of forms I have to fill in. The latest proto-genocidal form sent out to employees by my erstwhile employers was called ‘a data...

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The Archbishop is little more than a

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posh John Prescott in a black dress Rod Liddle is infuriated by a church leader who refuses to confront the inhumanity perpetrated in the name of Islam or the consequences —...

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Pause for tort

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Sir: Reading Sir David Tang’s diary last week, in which he recounts the story of me ‘Googling’ him on a train, made me reflect on how recollections of events can differ...

Terrorism in the raw

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Sir: Since your correspondent R.L. O’Shaughnessy (Letters, 9 February) directly challenges me to say whether I have ‘ever experienced terrorism in the raw’, I hope you...

Golden fleece

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Sir: Allister Heath’s piece entitled ‘Fleecing non-doms’ (26 January) was excellent. In particular his point that ‘no taxpayer should be treated better than others...

Dishonourable exception

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Sir: Following Rod Liddle’s comments on smoking ( ‘ Still fuming’, 2 February), there is an additional point to make. The palace of Westminster is the only private club...

English delicacy

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Sir: In his splendid, appetite-inducing piece on food (And another thing, 9 February), Paul Johnson forgets one great English delicacy — the truly magnificent chip butty. As a...

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If the Archbishop were really an intellectual, he’d answer the questions he wordily posed

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‘H ow was it,’ asks George Eliot in Middlemarch , ‘that in the weeks since her marriage, Dorothea had not distinctly observed but felt with a stifling depression, that the...

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How one extraordinary talent may be the key to genius

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W hat is a genius? We use the word frequently but surely, to guard its meaning, we should bestow it seldom. To me, a genius is a person whose gift contains an element of the...

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The wisdom of selling ahead of the crowd

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Dominic Prince says that some of the world’s canniest investors have consolidated their fortunes by moving into cash as soon as economic storm clouds started to gather S ix...

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You wouldn’t buy Britain in this state, so why hold your cash in pounds?

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Merryn Somerset Webb A few minutes reading the Daily Mail and you might think that there wasn’t a person left in Britain with a penny to their name. But it isn’t so. Half...

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Members only: the sociable way to invest

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Edie G. Lush discovers how a wealthy elite are clubbing together to buy into high-growth private companies A re you a serial investor, but with more money than time? You like...

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The East powers ahead while America stumbles

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Ian Cowie asks whether high-growth economies such as China’s are a safer bet than those of the debt-laden West E merging markets have been the most profitable game in town for...

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The timeless beauty of a Stradivari

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Joanna Pitman says owning a valuable Italian violin is doubly rewarding if it is played by a great musician H ow many investments can bring you joy as well as financial gain?...

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Congratulations on your prosperity, but go cautiously in the Year of the Rat

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H ong Kong’s underperforming Disneyland theme park has high hopes for the Chinese Year of the Rat, which arrived in boisterous style last week. As one of the few businesses...

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Set charities free

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Greg Clark, the shadow minister for charities, explains how the government is stifling the voluntary sector F or the first time in our history, Britain’s charities receive...

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A new ‘age of giving’?

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Ross Clark says a new class of philanthropist has emerged in Britain, inspired not by our European neighbours but by America I ’m not quite sure what the French is for...

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How to give

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Robert Gore-Langton offers a practical guide to the nuts and bolts of being a philanthropist A sk any management guru, apostle, or Greek philosopher. The world’s main...

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A priceless experience

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Jeremy Clarke says volunteering broadened his horizons and gave him his first introduction to genuine intellectuals A fter I left school I was first an under-aged barman, then...

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BOOKS

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The strange experience of England A. N. Wilson P OWYS AND E MMA G OLDMAN : T HE L ETTERS OF J OHN C OWPER P OWYS AND E MMA G OLDMAN edited by David Goodway Cecil Woolf,...

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The slave in the next room

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Charlotte Moore C oUNTING THE S TARS by Helen Dunmore Fig Tree, £16.99, pp. 274, ISBN 9780670917068 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 Roman,’ declares Catullus,...

All at sea in Shanghai

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Olivia Cole M Y F AvoURITE W IFE by Tony Parsons HarperCollins, £17.99, pp. 374, ISBN 9780007226481 ✆ £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he conquering white male,...

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Not under the volcano

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Ian Thomson T HE V OYAGE THAT N EVER E NDS edited by Michael Hoffmann New York Review of Books, £16.99, pp. 514, ISBN 9781590172353 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655...

A Soft-edged Reed of Light

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That was the house where you asked me to remain on the eve of my planned departure. Do you remember? The house remembers it — the deal table with the late September sun...

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Winner by a nose

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Blair Worden CYRANO by Ishbel Addyman Simon & Schuster, £16.99, pp. 307, ISBN 9780743286190 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen, after his exertions on behalf of...

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Triumph of the little ships

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Michael Rose G UNBOAT C OMMAND : T HE B IOGRAPHY OF L IEUTENANT C OMMANDER R OBERT H ICHENS DSO, DSC, RNVR by Antony Hichens Pen & Sword, £25, pp. 341, ISBN 9781844156566 ✆...

Grace under pressure

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Richard Briand T HE R ACE by Richard North Patterson Macmillan, £26, pp. 339, ISBN 978140505389 ✆ £20.79 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 C an a straight-talking Republican...

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A slice off the top

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D. R. Thorpe T HE C ARLTON C LUB , 1832-2007 by Sir Charles Petrie and Alistair Cooke obtainable from The Carlton Club, 69 St James’s Street, London SW1A 1PJ, £30, pp. 264...

Dial M for mother

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Caroline Moore H IS I LLEGAL S ELF by Peter Carey Faber, £16.99, pp. 272, ISBN 9780571231515 ✆ £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 P eter Carey’s fictions are like a...

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The son of Mann

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K laus Mann’s Journals don’t pretend to be a work of literature; they are jottings, records of day-today existence, full of names many of which will mean nothing to readers...

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Roman souvenir

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Laura Gascoigne follows in the footsteps of the 18th-century Grand Tourist ‘I was much disappointed in seeing Rome,’ complained the English traveller Sarah Bentham in the...

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Back to nature

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Andrew Lambirth By Leafy Ways: Early Work by Ivor Abrahams Against Nature: The hybrid forms of modern sculpture Henry Moore Institute, Leeds, until 4 May T he Henry Moore...

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Count me out

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Deborah Ross The Bucket List 12A, Nationwide A s Rob Reiner should know better and Jack Nicholson should know better and Morgan Freeman should know better, what you have here...

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Dissent in Sydney

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Peter Phillips N ever have my asseverations in this column attracted so much attention as those about the Dean and Archbishop of Sydney. If anyone were to think that...

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Bleak house

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Lloyd Evans Uncle Vanya Rose Theatre, Kingston The Death of Margaret Thatcher Courtyard A t last the Rose has burst into bloom in Kingston. Luckily I allowed myself twice...

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Winning Beast

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Giannandrea Poesio James son of James Barbican Three Short Works Royal Opera House I t is a pity that the definition ‘theatre dance’ is commonly used to indicate any...

Thrilled by Strauss

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Michael Tanner Salome Bridgewater Hall Peter Grimes Nottingham Die Zauberflöte Royal Opera House D oes Richard Strauss’s Salome still have the power to shock, as the...

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Great inspirations

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Charles Spencer ‘I think continually of those who were truly great,’ wrote Stephen Spender, which must have been awkward when he was trying to read a map, cook the lunch,...

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Beware the Hun

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Simon Hoggart I n the past, television battle scenes consisted of half a dozen men in armour knocking seven bells out of each other. Then the camera angle switched and the same...

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Uncomfortable truths

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Kate Chisholm T here was something ironic about a play entitled The Trial and Death of Socrates being broadcast on the weekend that our own great thinker, Rowan Williams, was...

Back to the soil

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Ursula Buchan I have waited several years for this moment — in fact, ever since the late 1990s upsurge in interest in gardening began to fade, the press stopped talking about...

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Western folly

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Taki Gstaad ‘ L et me put it in, just a little bit’ was known as the second biggest lie after ‘the cheque is in the mail’ and it comes to mind when the Archbishop of...

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Flying circles

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Jeremy Clarke T hinkers living in the nearest market town are anxious about something called ‘Peak Oil’. Last week they held a public meeting on the subject: To Fly Or Not...

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Delaying tactics

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Melissa Kite W hy can’t anyone agree to the smallest thing any more without asking you to put it in an email? I rang a friend and asked him to have lunch with me this week...

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STYLE & TRAVEL

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In the blink of an eye Alistair Scott uses his baby-blues to fast-track his way into the UK I am fortunate to have had quite a few casual compliments about my blue eyes over...

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Where is the next generation of Toby Youngs? It’s my turn to dismiss their drivel

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I n 1988, Weidenfeld and Nicolson published a book called The Oxford Myth . Edited by Rachel Johnson and containing essays by a variety of precocious undergraduates, it was the...

Mind your language

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In my husband’s coat pocket when I took it to the cleaner’s I found a piece of paper that he had brought home from the dentist’s. It contained remarks about the word...

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Spectator Sport

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M y friend Simon has a lovely bench in his garden made up of the blue-painted wooden seats he sat in with his dad when they went to Rugby League decades ago. He bought them when...

your problemS Solved

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Dear Mary Q. I am currently living, with two others, in a ‘high end’ house in an elegant garden square in Chelsea. We are all friends of, and pay rent in some form to, our...

Q. I am a relatively junior member of a large

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publishing company and some of my colleagues have deputed me to write to you. We work in a busy but tranquil open-plan office where a handful of senior figures work in the...