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P rincess Margaret died in King Edward VII's hospital after a
The Spectatorstroke, aged 71. Her body was taken to Kensington Palace and then to the Queen's Chapel at St James's before her funeral at Windsor, on the 50th anniversary of the funeral of...
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SPECTATOR
The SpectatorThe Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 020-7405 1706; Fax 020-7242 0603 LESS IS MORE N obody was allowed to miss the arrival of the Islamic season of...
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SIMON HEFFER
The Spectatora chance with such cars as display it. There must be an entrepreneur out there who is equal to this task. E ven before dear old Princess Margaret died my mind had turned to...
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Tony Blair has undermined the civil service to make it easier to lie
The SpectatorPETER °BORNE T he Blair government has been timorous on most matters. On public services, welfare reform or the euro it has been hesitant, and at times has given the appearance...
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The US has been in the right for much of
The Spectatorthe past 50 years. That does not mean that she is right now MATTHEW PARRIS E dward Smith is a professional cricketer who plays for Kent, writes occasionally for intelligent...
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CHRISTIANS WHO HATE THE JEWS
The SpectatorMelanie Phillips says the Archbishop of Wales is among Churchmen worried that opposition to Israel is motivated by anti-Semitism rooted deep in Christian theology IT was one...
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THE CHURCH AND THE HOLOCAUST
The SpectatorPaul Gottfried rejects Daniel Goldhagen's latest outburst, in which he identifies Christianity as the world's greatest source of anti-Semitism IN 1997 Daniel Goldhagen, a...
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HONOUR, DUTY AND DIVORCE
The SpectatorPrincess Margaret was not a People's Princess, says Theo Aronson, but she set the tone for the royal generation that followed 'I WOULDN'T like to live as long as my mother,'...
Mind your language
The SpectatorWHY do we say `Go to hell in a handcart'? Alastair Laing, the art historian, asked himself the question, and he writes confessing that the trail of his investigations has gone...
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PAP IDOLS
The SpectatorColin Bostock - Smith remembers a time when men were men and rockers were wreckers — not like the wimps in the recent TV series I FEAR for our grandchildren. How on earth are...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorAS the rail system disintegrates before our very eyes, it is some comfort to know that the Romans had the same problem. With them, it was the roads. Vegetius, a civil servant,...
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IS THIS HOW BIN LADEN ESCAPED?
The SpectatorBruce Anderson says that American fear of casualties almost certainly stopped the SAS from killing Osama bin Laden EARLY last month, a distinguished American went to see a...
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SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE
The SpectatorRoger Scruton reflects on the fury of the Guardian at his consultancy work for a tobacco company Naturally, Henry Kissinger was only prepared to explain the American generals'...
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Banned wagon
The SpectatorA weekly survey of the things our rulers want to prohibit THE role of the state, through the eyes of a new breed of liberal-left politician, is to free the individual from...
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Time for America to remember she is 'The City on the Hill'
The SpectatorPAUL JOHNSON T he Sunday before Lent, which began on Wednesday, is marked by a famous passage from St Matthew, giving his version of the Sermon on the Mount, and adding Our...
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Greg Dyke's latest venture into scatology marked a significant cultural decline in the nation
The SpectatorSTEPHEN GLOV ER I t seems to be dawning on one or two members of the government that in making Greg Dyke director-general of the BBC they may have hastened the Corporation's...
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'Cowards' fight back
The SpectatorFrom Mr Fred Butzen Sir: With regard to Simon Heffer's complaint (`Cowardy custards in the home of the brave', 9 February) that Americans are not travelling to Great Britain, it...
From Mr Scott Gonyea Sir: What reason do Americans have
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From Mr Howard Veit
The SpectatorSir: F you and the entire anti-Semitic EU. I'm not going there or buying from there. No French wines, no French perfume for my girlfriend, and instead of a BMW I've just bought...
From Mr Ronald Cansler Sir: Excellent article on nervous and
The Spectatornontravelling Americans. As an American tour operator, I am used to sending groups of 30 or 40 to England, but now am lucky to have 12 at a time. Americans, individually, seem...
Decadent Albion
The SpectatorFrom Mr ILW Crocker III Sir: Matthew Parris (Another voice, 2 February) asks, 'What has happened to Conservative England's distrust of America?' Perhaps this distrust has...
Arrogant America
The SpectatorFrom Lissa Demetdou Sir: Mark Steyn's diatribes against anyone critical of America's present stance have reminded me all too depressingly of the lines of Ogden Nash: The...
Nato's war crimes
The SpectatorFrom Kate Thomas Sir: My congratulations to John Eaughland for such an excellent article (`Victors' justice', 9 February) which manages to condense so much background to the...
Example beats edict
The SpectatorFrom Mr Ian Maitland Sir: Your leading article (9 February) is compelling but omits a key factor — public distrust of government 'experts'. who, we suspect, will write whatever...
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Cantnar's credo
The SpectatorFrom Mr Jeremy Harris Sir: Mr Hobson ('Losing our religion', 2 February) asserts that the article by the Archbishop of Canterbury on Afghanistan and Iraq made no mention of the...
Why Islam must dominate
The SpectatorFrom Mr Randhir Singh Bains Sir: Theodore Dalrymple (Creatures of the cultural cringe', 2 February) rightly blames multiculturalism for leading young Muslims to terrorism....
No dignity, no deference
The SpectatorFrom Mr George L. Black Sir: Bruce Anderson ('The threat to the monarchy', 9 February) regrets the decline in esteem of the royal family and blames the media for this unhappy...
The justice of inequality
The SpectatorFrom Mr Henry Cohen Sir: Alasdair Palmer's synopsis of the late Robert Nozick's Anarchy, State and Utopia ('The price of freedom', 9 February) was enjoyable enough to make me...
Young and foolish
The SpectatorFrom Sir Tim Rice Sir: Your promising new theatre critic, Toby Young, is showing worrying signs of a serious affliction that affects many of his kind, viz.. slagging off a...
'Punch' plea
The SpectatorFrom Professor Peter Mellini Sir: Would your readers have any anecdotes or suggestions to help me write a history/biography of Punch, 1841-1992, another national institution...
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I'm applying to the Bank of England for a licence to print money
The SpectatorCHRISTOPHER FILDES T his is the opportunity of a lifetime. I am going to buy the Bank of England's printing works at leafy Debden, in Essex. It will be a licence to print...
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Not quite the man you thought
The SpectatorPhilip Hensher THE LONG RECESSIONAL: THE IMPERIAL LIFE OF RUDYARD KIPLING by David Gilmour John Murray, 122.50, pp. 368, ISBN 07195553% Gracious heavens, are there no taboos at...
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Attempting to change the male
The SpectatorNicola McAllister THE HORNED MAN by James Lasdun Cape, £10.99, pp. 194, ISBN 0224062174 L awrence Miller, the narrator of and almost entirely lone voice in The Horned Man,...
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The way we live now — fast and furious
The SpectatorAndrew Barrow GODCHILDREN by Nicholas Coleridge Orion, £12.99, pp. 595, ISBN 0752811630 h is novel is about a mysterious tycoon called Marcus Brand — reputedly the 27th richest...
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Taking pains to seem spontaneous
The SpectatorJonathan Keates THE LETTERS OF GUSTAVE FLAUBERT, VOLUMES I AND II, 1830-1880 selected, edited and translated by Francis Steegmuller Picador, £20, pp. 720, ISBN 0330488473 F...
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The engaged artist
The SpectatorRobert Edric OF MEN AND THEIR MAKING: THE SELECTED NON-FICTION OF JOHN STEINBECK edited by Susan Shillinglaw and Jackson J. Benson Allen Lane! Penguin, 125. pp. 429, ISBN...
Thin, uninterrupted thread
The SpectatorP. J. Kavanagh A PELICAN IN THE WILDERNESS: HERMITS, SOLITARIES AND RECLUSES by Isabel Colegate HarperCollins. £16.99, pp. 284, ISBN 0002571420 W hat one might call the hermit...
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Competing with a ghost
The SpectatorPhilip Glazebrook THE TROUSER PEOPLE by Andrew Marshall Penguin, £14.99, pp. 307. ISBN 0670892378 I t is not easy to infuse the objective of a journey with sufficient romance...
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The paradox of the chase
The SpectatorJane Ridley THE INVENTION OF THE COUNTRYSIDE by Donna Landry Pa/grave, £42.50, pp. 306, ISBN 0333961544 THE WILD HOST by Rupert Isaacson Cassell, £25, pp. 296, ISBN 0304359246...
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It beggars belief
The SpectatorByron Rogers THE BEGGAR'S BENISON by David Stevenson Tuckwell. £18.99, pp. 276, ISBN 1862321345 h is book should be the most heroic work on the shelves of any historical...
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A man of letters but not books
The SpectatorDavid Hughes JAMES STERN: A LIFE IN LETTERS, 1904-1993 by Miles Huddleston Michael Russell, £25, pp, 322, ISBN 0859552721 I n 1971 James Stern was asked to write an article on...
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Where are the Snows of yesteryear?
The SpectatorFrancis King THE UNSPEAKABLE SKIPTON by Pamela Hansford Johnson Prion. £8.99, pp. 192, ISBN 1853754714 A t the time of their deaths — his in 1980, hers a year later — C. P....
Deeply unfashionable, hugely popular
The SpectatorSimon Ward I t's been on for ages and everyone says it's wonderful,' said my mother as she took me to a proper theatre for the first time. The play was The Mousetrap, I was 13...
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When two giants lived together
The SpectatorMartin Gayford on Amsterdam's fascinating exhibition of work by Van Gogh and Gauguin I n Michael Frayn's play Copenhagen, a single wartime meeting between the physicists Werner...
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Transition: The London Art Scene in the Fifties (Barbican Gallery, till 14 April)
The SpectatorEach man for himself Laura Gascoigne P eriods of austerity tend to be nostalgic only for those who haven't lived through them: if you remember the Fifties fondly, you probably...
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Attila (Royal Opera House) Albert Herring (Opera North)
The SpectatorVerdi's clichés Michael Tanner T he Royal Opera's production of Verdi's Attila, dating from 1990, and now revived for the third time (pace the press handout), is a rare and...
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Royal Ballet (Clore Studio Upstairs)
The SpectatorCreative chances Giannandrea Pomo A i eminent scholar once defined choreography as an 'intimate act', implying that there was more to it than just matching steps to music. The...
Humble Boy (Gielgud) The Island (Old Vic)
The SpectatorDazzling delight Toby Young H umble Boy, which has just transferred to the Gielgud from the Cottesloe, is breathtakingly good. The winner of the Critics Circle Theatre Award...
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Ali (15, selected cinemas)
The SpectatorMan and myth Marcus Berkmann L ike its subject, Ali is a big noise: it dares you to treat it with disrespect. For months now this film has been looming over the release...
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Remembering the Princess
The SpectatorMichael Vestey I hadn't intended to return to royalty this week but when I heard the announcement of Princess Margaret's death on Today on Radio Four last Saturday morning I...
Surrealist air
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart C rime and Punishment (BBC 2) may not have been the roost watched programme of the past week, but I bet it proves to be the most influential. (It was up against...
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Sparkling form
The SpectatorRobin Oakley T he Thames Trains driver on the way back from Newbury Racecourse last Saturday thoughtfully warned us shortly before Hayes and Harlington to watch out for...
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Global appeal
The SpectatorSimon Court auld I remember it was in February, most gloomy of months, three or four years ago, that I decided to make life gloomier by trying the cabbage-soup diet. But I gave...
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Sheer pleasure
The SpectatorAlan Judd D o people go for drives any more, with nowhere in mind and no point to the journey beyond the making of it? Many used to, at least until the 1960s. Some, such as a...
Teenage rats
The SpectatorTaki IRougemont was going to write about the 25-yearold female teacher whom a jury judged not guilty of raping teenage boys, but then the sainted editor took the words right...
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Just listening
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke 0 n my 45th birthday I rang up the Samaritans. I wanted to become a volunteer, I said, and the lady on the other end of the phone arranged for me to attend an...
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Wise words
The SpectatorPetroneIla Wyatt W hen I was a child I remember some song from the radio called 'Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty'. It was supposed to be funny but every time I heard it I...
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Narcolepts' nirvana
The SpectatorSimon Barnes THE most boring thing about the Winter Olympics — and there is a fair old choice — is the way people keep telling you they are boring. Of course they're boring;...
Q. Recently, at a grand weekend house party, a smoked
The Spectatorsalmon that was undoubtedly of farmed origin was served at supper. I know exactly what goes into creating this product, and for ethical (not to mention health) reasons I won't...
Q. I have a very good local butcher. My problem
The Spectatoris that, although he claims not to charge extra for delivery, he always seems to send a bigger cut of meat than I asked for when I placed the telephone order, perhaps as a way...
Q. Following the death of his sister, with whom he had always lived, an elderly neigh
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