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PORTRAIT
The SpectatorM r David Blunkett, the Home Secretary, pressed for the issuing of identity cards, despite lack of enthusiasm in the Cabinet; 'An ID card is not a luxury or a whim — it is a...
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Don't burn Bush
The SpectatorT he Queen's state carriage has carried some pretty rum types over the years. Nicolae Ceauscescu took a break from murdering his countrymen to take a ride down the Mall in June...
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ERIC ANDERSON
The SpectatorI n all the endless talk about school examinations I have never heard this important point made. It is that ever improving school exam results are the nearest thing yet to a...
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Blair is not guilty of mendacity but of weakness and poor judgment
The Spectator_J_J) MATTHEW PARRIS S wimmers, scanning the sea for signs of danger, look beyond what breaks the surface. It is by the slight but unexpected troubling of the waters that...
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Like Churchill, Michael Howard understands that an opposition is a guerrilla force
The Spectatorp ompous, lobotomised-Lutyens details strive to rescue it from banality. They fail. Conservative Central Office looks like just another bog-standard 1950s office block. The...
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Hail to
The Spectatorthe Chief George Bush needs to be pictured with the Queen to impress voters in the forthcoming presidential election, but, says Peter °borne, next week's state visit by the...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorThe Americans want to bring 'democracy' to Iraq. But what if it is the sort of 'democracy' that flourishes in Mugabe's Zimbabwe? There is something even more fundamental than...
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Identity crisis
The SpectatorBossy-boots Blunketes plans must be resisted, says Paul Robinson, who has acquired five new cards in recent months, and it's been a pain in the pocket for him I recently had my...
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Victim culture
The Spectatorbegan in 1880 Excessive sympathy for criminals is not as new as many people believe, says Angela Ellis - Jones. It goes back at least 120 years H ardly a week goes by without...
Globophobia
The SpectatorA weekly survey of world restrictions on freedom and free trade The Food Standards Agency has decided that the nation is too fat, and has suggested several policies aimed at...
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Sympathy for the vicar
The SpectatorChristopher Sandford says that Keith Richards — 60 next month — is a secret conservative: he eats shepherd's pie, loves his mum and even goes to church H e doesn't exactly look...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorA Kentish man, Mr Spencer Jones, sends me a photograph of a street named 'The Forstal'. It is a cul-de-sac, or dead end, as we say in Oxfordshire. Why, asks Mr Jones, is this...
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The beastly British
The SpectatorIn peddling royal scandals, says Roger Scruton, newspapers are appealing to the depraved imagination of the public. We are guilty of collective treason S hould we blame the...
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Scotland is sick
The SpectatorScotland spends more per capita on the NHS than England does, but by next year it will have Europe's lowest life expectancy, says Fraser Nelson I magine a British National...
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Fisking means never having to get it right
The SpectatorDavid Pryce - Jones accuses the Independent journalist Robert Fisk of hysteria and distortion in his reporting on the Middle East 1 n the www arena where the world speaks...
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ow the US backs its old enemies
The SpectatorAmerica left Somalia in 1993 when it lost 18 men while trying to snatch a warlord. Now, Aidan Hartley reveals, the US is back, this time siding with the warlords against...
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Strange as it may seem, the MoS believes the allegations about Charles are true
The SpectatorSTEPHEN GLOVER E artier this week my dear friend the writer William Shawcross left a message on my answerphone. I am sure he will not mind if I repeat it. 'Hi, Stephen. it's...
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Hark who's talking, grumbles Sir Topham it's time the directors hit back
The SpectatorCHRISTOPHER FILZ:i; S ir Topham Hatt has got steam up. 'Look at this tomfool letter about our directors,' he says. 'They know too much about the business, so it's time they...
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Can good come of evil? Visit Gloucester Cathedral
The SpectatorPAUL JOHNSON I should be very surprised if Prince Charles turns out to be bisexual or even to have had a homosexual experience, though the fact that he neglected one of the...
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If you are not interested in the royal
The Spectatorscandal, you must be a smug Marxist ROD LIDDLE Nv- e are all of us agog to know what Prince Charles got up to that was so heinous as to demand a multitude of injunctions. Was...
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The Palestine problem
The SpectatorFrom J.M. Nash Sir: Your correspondent Mark Steyn ('Europeans are worse than cockroaches', 8 November) is a little too flippant and a little too superficial. We do not all have...
We cerebral Strines
The SpectatorFrom Clive James Sir: Rod Liddle writes: We think fondly of the Australians as a nation of informally attired Spring-heeled Jacks, bounding across their strange, arid, orange...
Useful inhibitions
The SpectatorFrom Dr William von Hippel Sir: In his strident article (`The multicultural thought police', 1 November), Leo McKinstry declares that PC has run amok, and concludes that...
Hogwash
The SpectatorFrom Richard JM. Poulson Sir: We read with wonder Tracy Worcester's fanciful tales of Smithfield Foods, Inc., and its hog operations in Poland ('Pig business', 1 November). In...
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Reform is overdue
The SpectatorFrom Father David Sillince Sir: Adrian Hilton should be manning a beacon awaiting the return of the Spanish Armada (The price of liberty', 8 November). Roman Catholic canon law...
All disoriented
The SpectatorFrom Ray Hartley Sir: In Matthew Parris's article on his visit to South Africa (Another voice, 1 November), he observes that 'between dawn and dusk a fierce sun travelled (for...
Good hash
The SpectatorFrom Sydney L. Mayer Sir: I was amused by Paul Johnson's recollection of the excellent corned beef hash available in America during his youth. I can assure him that it is...
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Parliamentarian of the Year: the winners
The SpectatorT he 20th annual Parliamentarian of the Year awards, sponsored by The Spectator and by Zurich Financial Services, were presented by the Health Secretary. the Rt Hon. Dr John...
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Books of the Year
The SpectatorA selection of the best and most overrated books of the year, chosen by some of our regular contributors CLIVE JAMES Three books of non-fictional prose kept me awake like...
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Gallery crawl with a guiding star
The SpectatorBevis Hillier GREAT SMALLER MUSEUMS OF EUROPE by James Stourton Scala, 129.95, pp. 272, ISBN 1857592840 I n the ancien regime of John Murray (before the publishing firm was...
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T • he theatre
The Spectatorof the globe Jane Ridley IMAGINED CORNERS by Paul Binding Review, £25, pp. 314, ISBN 0747230404 A tlases are things that one takes for granted, but they have an interesting...
A bland and baleful stoic
The SpectatorHelen Osborne NATIONAL SERVICE: A DIARY OF A DECADE by Richard Eyre Bloomsbury, £18.99, pp. 320, ISBN 000747565899 W ‘ 07 up this morning feeling fine. Notices for Lorca's...
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Always her own woman
The SpectatorDigby Durrant THE GRANDMOTHERS by Doris Lessing Flamingo, £15.99, pp. 311, ISBN 0007152795 he Grandmothers consists of four novellas, very different from The Golden Notebook,...
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It's being so cheerful that keeps me going
The SpectatorHugh Massingberd NIV: THE AUTHORISED BIOGRAPHY OF DAVID NIVEN by Graham Lord Orion, £18.99, pp. 356, ISBN 0752853066 \w hen asked why he was always so incredibly cheerful,...
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A continuation of empire by other means
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts THE ADVENTURE OF ENGLISH, 500 AD TO 2000: THE BIOGRAPHY OF A LANGUAGE by Melvyn Bragg Hodder & Stoughton, £20, pp. 400, ISBN 0340829915 M elvyn Bra gg 's superb...
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Gauguin and his gritty granny
The SpectatorSebastian Smee THE WAY TO PARADISE by Mario Vargas Llosa Faber, £16.99, pp. 461, ISBN 0571220371 S ex has always been a stumbling block for Utopian-minded social reformers....
A charming toff of the turf
The SpectatorStoker Hartington MINCE PIE FOR STARTERS by John Oaksey Headline, £18.99, pp. 278, ISBN 0755310667 J ohn Oaksey is the archetypal English gentleman. He is a sweetheart, a star,...
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Receipts and recipes
The SpectatorElfreda Pownall THE DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE'S CHATSWORTH COOKERY BOOK by the Duchess of Devonshire Frances Lincoln,19.99, pp. 192. ISBN 0711222576 THE PEDANT IN THE KITCHEN by...
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Grumbling about crumbling
The SpectatorNicholas Harman THE WAR ON WISDOM edited by Digby Anderson The Social Affairs Unit, £15.95, pp. 215, ISBN 0907631983 M oney, as the Beatles once tunefully remarked, can't buy...
A new breed of heroes
The SpectatorCaroline Moorehead ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE: FRONT LINE STORIES FROM INTERNATIONAL AID WORKERS by Carol Bergman, with a foreword by John le Carre Earthscan, £17.99, pp. 256,...
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The grand passion of a philosopher
The SpectatorDouglas Johnson HELOISE AND ABELARD: A TWELFTH-CENTURY LOVE STORY by James Burge Profile Books, £16.99, pp. 301, ISBN 1861974175 A . belard has been made to play many roles in...
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So nice and yet so Nazi
The SpectatorBrian Masters DIANA MOSLEY by Anne de Courcy Chatto,120, pp. 432, ISBN 1856192423 Iv e are none of us, thank heaven, one-dimensional creatures easily and succinctly defined by...
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Travelling far without finding home
The SpectatorAnita Brookner THE GREAT FIRE by Shirley Hazzard Virago, f15.99, pp. 314, ISBN 1860498906 T his unusual and nostalgic novel comes from a writer whose last work, The Transit of...
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Recent crime fiction
The SpectatorHarriet Waugh B are Bones (Heinemann, £16.99) is Kathy Reich's sixth novel featuring the forensic anthropologist Dr Temperance Brennan. Reichs herself is a forensic...
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Outbursts in operatic cyberspace
The SpectatorIf you want information or to check out the latest rumour, just log on, says Henrietta Bredin T he worldwide web offers pretty much unlimited scope for the rampant opera fan,...
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A talent lost to war
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Eric Ravilious: Imagined Realities Imperial War Museum, until 25 January 2004 T he tragically short career of Eric Ravilious (1903-42) inevitably poses the...
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Flights of imagination
The SpectatorAngela Summerfield Heath Robinson Dulwich Picture Gallety, until 18 January 2004 W hen the Tate Gallery opened in 1897, as Britain's first national public art gallery devoted...
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Independent mind
The SpectatorAlan Powers A r e chitects have always come in differnt shapes and sizes. Some enter public consciousness and remain there over centuries, but, for each of these, there is...
Potter mismatch
The SpectatorMark Steyn The Singing Detective 15, selected cinemas The Singing Detective is a rare example of Dennis Potter coming up with a title of his own. For virtually every other...
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Coward's class
The SpectatorCharles Spencer T'm writing this in my dressing-gown. I lwish I could say it was an exquisite silk creation of the kind once worn by Noel Coward, but it is in fact a...
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Amneris to the rescue
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Aida Royal Opera House The Rape of Lucretia Barbican T he Royal Opera's new Aida is dominated to a quite exceptional extent by its director, Robert Wilson, who...
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Beware the pistol
The SpectatorLloyd Evans Of Mice and Men Savoy Americans Arcola Walt Until Dark Ganick I've witnessed several acts of brutality this week: an assassination, a knifing, half-a-dozen...
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Baffled but enthralled
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Merce Cunningham Dance Company Tate Modem I nmy 22 years of reviewing dance I have had my fair share of great surprises and memorable moments. The list is a...
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Tortured genius
The SpectatorMichael Vestey T istening to David Benson reading from .1-/Kenneth Williams's diaries in The Private World of Kenneth Williams on Radio Four this week (Tuesday) one had to...
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The squirm factor
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart lack in the Ordovician period, we learnt Lion Sea Monsters (BBC1), the earth spun so fast that days were only 21 hours long. What would you drop from your life if...
Rain drain
The SpectatorRobin Oakley I f one day soon you see the likes of Philip Hobbs, Nicky Henderson, Paul Nicholls, Ferciy Murphy and Noel Chance on some circle of sacred turf, stripped to their...
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Death of a gentleman
The SpectatorTaki New York M y father-in-law Peter Schoenburg died last week. He was 88. I've often written about Peter in the past because I was very proud to be his son-in-law. No, not...
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A bad night
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke - Vou're so far into the closet, Uncle 1 Jack,' I told him, 'you're in Narnia.' We were standing in the hall at four in the morning trading insults. Every night...
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Obsessed with risk
The SpectatorPetronella Wyatt Ar opos of recent royal allegations, my ather was always offended that his many homosexual friends never made a pass at him. There were enough of them around,...
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SIMON HOGGARY
The SpectatorH ERE we have an all-French offer from the celebrated Yapp Brothers of Mere, Wiltshire. It's specially designed for Christmas, including wonderful bottles to drink with turkey,...
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Bouquet or
The Spectatorraspberry Jaspistos In Competition No. 2315 you were invited to supply a poem either in praise of a loved teacher in your youth or in mockery of a loathed one. Portraits of...
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Aussies on top
The SpectatorMICHAEL HENDERSON y ou may not know it — indeed, if you live south of Lancashire and Yorkshire, you may be very surprised to find out — but there is another rugby contest going...
Dear Mary
The SpectatorQ. While at a party at which I knew only the host, I made the mistake of trying to enter a group by laughing at a joke that! had not heard. Although rather silly, this would...