15 FEBRUARY 1997

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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK

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Stand-up comedian M r John Major, the Prime Minister, disowned Mr Stephen Darrell, the Secre- tary of State for Health, as unofficial spokesman on the British Constitution after...

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The Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 0171-405

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1706; Fax 0171-242 0603 STAY WEST, YOUNG MAN N ato was formed half a century ago to protect free Europe from Soviet imperial aggression. It enjoyed support across the Western...

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POLITICS

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She should have called for more mine exports. Instead, she used Angola as a catwalk BRUCE ANDERSON E Africa semper aliquid malt. But even in the bloodstained history of...

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DIARY

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O ver a hundred years have passed since F.W. Maitland said we were becom- ing a 'much-governed nation'. Since then the process has accelerated. Few claims are more dishonest...

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ANOTHER VOICE

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Socialism is now 'downshifting' but it hasn't shifted its desire to punish the more privileged PETRONELLA WYATT T here is a new fashion called downshift- ing, or downsizing,...

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THE DECLINE FROM CARY GRANT TO HUGH GRANT

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Giles Whitten reports that the Four Weddings hero has failed in his attempt to become a star in America. It's also to do with women (though not that prostitute) Los Angeles IN...

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THE CONSEQUENCES OF A MYTH

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As Germany's troubles return to worry a misreading of the past TIMES change, Germany alters its physi- cal shape and its geopolitical significance for Europe. One of the few...

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IT'S AN ill wind that blows nobody any good: this

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indisputable truth, after all, is the rock, the granite foundation, upon which all journalistic careers are ulti- mately founded. If the world were a bet- ter place, there...

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DON'T REGIONALISE ME, MR BIRT

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Alan Cochrane lives in a Scottish glen. But that doesn't mean he wants more Scottish news AS SOMEONE who lives in what the southern English are pleased to call 'the regions',...

Mind your language

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MY HUSBAND doesn't like me leafing through his medical books. I think he thinks it feeds my hypochondriasis, though I haven't asked him, since I don't want him to think I think...

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RICH LITTLE POOR GIRL

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Alastair Forbes offers a memorial, after his fashion, for the life and work of Pamela Harriman I WAS opening for a great-niece a very Pretty tin of 'Dorset Gingers' (the lid...

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THE SMEARING BY THE GREEN

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Toby Harnden on the campaign in the Dublin media, and some British, against a repentant IRA killer for sending the 'wrong' message IF PROOF were needed that truth is stranger...

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THIS BILL SHOULD HAVE NO RIGHTS

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John Griffith puts a socialist case against something most socialists, and liberals, now believe in TO a democratic socialist like myself, the enactment of a Bill of Rights on...

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AND ANOTHER THING

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A 16th-century book on manners still makes sense today PAUL JOHNSON C an you imagine a male teenager today copying out, by hand and of his own choice, 110 rules about good...

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CITY AND SUBURBAN

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The pound now buys a matchless opportunity to make the same mistake twice CHRISTOPHER FILDES T he pound is now so strong — well, everything is relative — that if it gets any...

Salvage at Lloyd's

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YOU can go to sea in a sieve, like the Jum- blies, or you can join the wrong syndicate at Lloyd's of London. The luckless members of Lloyd's watched as the water rushed in, and...

Millionaires' Row

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THIS week's assertion that one in every 550 of us is a millionaire goes to show what statistical definition can do. A friend of mine who was the business partner of a minister...

Going down the drain

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THIS week opened with the nation's sim- plest train set out of order, to nobody's sur- prise, least of all its users'. The set has two stations, one at each end. They are con-...

First class, City style

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WE should be following the first rule of takeover finance: you can afford to pay a premium for something that is badly man- aged. We shall teach our railway to discard the...

Framed

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IT is a bit rough on Sotheby's to put them in the frame just because some nondescript picture has wandered out of Italy, as pic- tures always have. The same sort of thing...

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Zappa the brave

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Sir: Michael Henderson (Arts, 1 February) reveals his prejudices in his dismissal of Frank Zappa's contribution to 20th-century art. More's the pity, as he invokes Zappa in...

War games

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Sir: I entirely agree with Sarah Gainham (Letters, 8 February) that it was yet another astonishing omission of the BBC television series 1914-1918 to fail to summarise the...

LETTERS Hanratty's innocence

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Sir: In case any Spectator reader takes seri- ously the two pages you devoted to Sir Louis Blom-Cooper's perverse views on the Hanratty case (The unproven guilt', 8 February),...

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Naughty boy

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Sir: Mr Glover (Media studies, 6 February) is fantasising again in suggesting that at any time I have had any conversation with any member of the Evening Standard staff about...

Degrees of crime

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Sir: Michael Harrington is right (`The big- hearted killer', 1 February) to underplay Al Capon's gangsterism in Chicago in the 1 920s. He might have prayed in aid a quo- tation...

In praise of Oti

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Sir: Christian Hesketh (Rugby, 8 February) was puzzled as to why the Twickenham crowd sang 'Swing Low, Sweet Chariot' as opposed to 'God Save the Queen' during the game. I will...

Sir: Stephen Glover is quite wrong to assume that I

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regard the Evening Standard as 'somewhat below the salt'. On the con- trary, I am an enthusiastic reader of the Standard and an admirer of its distin- guished editor, Max...

Sir: For a journal which believes in a civili- sation

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grounded on the rule of law, which one assumes The Spectator does, what can be the motive for publishing an article enti- tled 'The big-hearted killer', subtitled 'trib- ute to...

Friendly federalist

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Sir: I am grateful to Sarah Whitebloom (Wet kiss for Al', 1 February) for record- ing my vain request to give the massed Conservative selectors in Kensington and Chelsea the...

Gut loathing

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Sir: Anne McElvoy incorrectly quoted me as having described David Mellor as 'a revolting little man' (`Spies, leaks, rows and lawyers' letters', 1 February). A rather grand...

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MEDIA STUDIES

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For a nation obsessed by Germany, it's hard to find out anything important about the Germans STEPHEN GLOVER H ow big a mess is Germany in? I have scoured British newspapers...

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A S I WAS SAYING

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There should be zero tolerance for drugs, not alcohol and tobacco PEREGRINE WORSTHORNE Nero tolerance', as we have all recently learnt, is the theory that if the police crack...

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BOOKS

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Enjoying a certain following David Sexton MILES AND FLORA: A SEQUEL TO HENRY JAMES' `THE TURN OF THE SCREW' by Hilary Bailey Simon & Schuster, £15.99, pp. 280 A trick title,...

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Since I cannot prove a lover

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Harriet Waugh STALKING FIONA by Nigel Williams Granta, £15.99, pp. 272 N igel Williams has created a very strange heroine in Fiona, a secretary to three accountants, Peter,...

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Communism and other disasters

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Adam Zamoyski VOLCANO AND MIRACLE: A SELECTION OF FICTION AND NON-FICTION FROM `THE JOURNAL WRITTEN AT NIGHT' by Gustaw Herling, selected and translated by Ronald Strom Viking...

Men impressing men

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Peter J. M. Wayne AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A MURDERER by Hugh Collins Macmillan, £15.99, pp. 202 N early 20 years ago, I was a direction - less young prisoner serving a 12-month...

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Trials and tribulations

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Richard Lamb NUREMBERG: THE LAST BATTLE by David Irving Focal Point, £25, pp. 362 A fter the first world war there was strong public demand in France and Britain for the Kaiser...

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Alone poor maid

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Penelope Fitzgerald HIS ARMS ARE FULL OF BROKEN THINGS by P. B. Parris Viking £16, pp. 275 C harlotte Mew, the poet, was born in 1869 and killed herself by swallowing...

Four studies in prejudice

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Francis King THE NATURE OF BLOOD by Caryl Phillips Faber, £15, pp. 213 T hrough this comparatively short book, the author now strides and now stumbles down the intersecting...

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Why didn't she get a nanny?

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Charlotte Moore THE ANGEL OF TWICKENHAM T he year is 1990. The World Cup approaches, Saddam will soon invade Kuwait, and the skating stars Yoevil and Kean have been kidnapped...

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The spirit imbuing a regiment

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Juliet Townsend THE IRISH GUARDS IN THE GREAT WAR by Rudyard Kipling, edited by George Webb Spellmount, £24.95, pp. 320 O n 4 August, 1914, Carrie Kipling wrote in her diary,...

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He done her wrong

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A sked last year to nominate its favourite modern poem, as a follow-up to the triumph of Kipling's 'If' as top choice among the classics, the nation selected some lines by the...

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ARTS

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Witchcraft and hysteria in Salem Does it matter if historical fact merges with fiction in films? Frances Hill believes it does T he source of most people's knowledge of one of...

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Exhibitions 1

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Young Gainsborough (National Gallery, till 31 March) Brilliant and elusive debut Martin Gayford D amn Gentlemen,' wrote Thomas Gainsborough to his musician friend William...

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Exhibitions 2

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Alma-Tadema (Van Gogh Museum, Amsterdam, till 2 March; Walker Art Gallery, Liverpool, from 21 March to 8 June) Glimpse into the ancient world Martin Bailey A ma-Tadema's...

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Opera

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Parsifal (Amsterdam Muziektheater) Lohengrin (Covent Garden) Wagner double Michael Tanner T o conduct Parsifal as one's first com- plete Wagner opera suggests either reck-...

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Cinema

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Fierce Creatures (PG, selected cinemas) In Love and War (15, selected cinemas) Circle of friends Mark Steyn T here was a moment when I wished I liked Fierce Creatures more....

Hughie O'Donoghue (born Manchester 1953) paints on a grand dramatic

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scale. Pas- sionately elemental images of landscape and the figure dominate, resonantly personal (`Being Here III', 1996, above). Moody, expressive, lushly but exactly painted,...

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Theatre

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Whistle down the Wind (National Theatre, Washington) National celebration Sheridan Morley T his has not perhaps been the greatest of weeks for Andrew Lloyd Webber, who last...

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Radio

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The mechanic as hero Michael Vestey I n bored moments in the 1920s, Cyril Connolly would conjure aphorisms like this: 'The best-seller is the golden touch of mediocre talent.'...

Gardens

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Rainbow colours Ursula Buchan I t is not difficult to tell which families of flowers have been a very long time in culti- vation, for they often have names taken from Greek...

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Motoring

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The pleasure principle Alan Judd S pectator readers being thinking hedo- nists with a lively appreciation of life's little luxuries, this month brings another in the...

Television

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Rwanda horror Simon Hoggart F ergal Keane is rapidly becoming our newest secular saint. The surprise best-sell- ing book this Christmas was his Letters to Daniel, despatches...

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The turf

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Could do better Robin Oakley I t wasn't Charlie Swan's week. At Ascot Sound Man gave him a nightmare ride in their much publicised confrontation with One Man, jumping like a...

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High life

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Swiss shame Taki Although there is no crime to speak of in Switzerland, Swiss jails are bursting at the seams and have been for generations. Like Swiss hotels they are full of...

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Low life

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Banana split Jeffrey Bernard A fter more than 20 years of attending the Middlesex Hospital as an out-patient and in-patient, I have begun to take more notice of the food...

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Country life

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A lesson in scrambling Leanda de Lisle I t's true. There are families out there who really do live entirely off ready-made meals — and I mean entirely. The chil- dren's new...

BRIDGE _

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Double trouble Andrew Robson YOU would feel confident if you had six trumps against a grand slam contract. Most of the time you would be right! Would you double? Dealer...

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Quaglino's, Daphne's, Langan's Brasserie, San Lorenzo

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WHEN the editor suggested that I wrote about overrated restaurants I took him to mean those subject to media 'hype', socially ` 1 11', hard to get into and overpriced. Taking a...

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SAM NILE SCOTCH 51111511

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tsLE of juRA COMPETITION Dirty dozen Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 1969 you were invited to incorporate 12 given words, in any order, into an entertaining piece of prose....

SIMPSON'S

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IN-THE-STRAND CHESS ';!'‘ Erg SIMPSON'S IN-THE-STRAND AS THE knowledge and science of chess advances, it might be thought that top play- ers would be less prone to quick...

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CROSSWORD

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1298: On and on ... by Ascot A first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Late Bottled Vintage 19 90 Port for the first correct solution opened on 3 March, with two runners-up...

Solution to 1295: Tattoo

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No. 1972: Agony uncle

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Jeffrey Bernard has told us that he once stood in for an agony aunt in a newspaper. Let us assume he has resumed the job in his own name. You are invited to provide a distressed...

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SPECTATOR SPORT

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The art of finishing Simon Barnes ENGLAND win cricket match shock! A nation does not mourn! Yes, it finally hap- pened. England took 20 wickets in a single Test match and...

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