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Sorry, youâre no Mrs Thatcher
The SpectatorO ne of Tony Blairâs most cunning and cynical ploys in his early years as Labour leader was to model himself explicitly upon Margaret Thatcher. In 1995 he said, âShe was a...
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BARRY HUMPHRIES
The SpectatorW hen the gifted Australian actor Russell Crowe threw a telephone at an American hotel desk clerk, I sent him a letter of congratulation. As one might expect in a wonderful but...
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The trouble is Blair wants âample timeâ, too.
The SpectatorSo letâs see how the education vote goes T ony Blair has long had a private âtimetableâ for his departure. The trouble is that it is much more complicated, conditional...
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THE SPECTATORâS NOTES
The SpectatorCHARLES MOORE L abour has run out of steam. Like the Conservatives after about 1988, they cannot think straight, and they are more interested in their own quarrels than in...
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âYou canât change without upsetting peopleâ
The SpectatorIn his first full interview since his local elections triumph, David Cameron tells Fraser Nelson that his party must accept even more modernisation â and, in an extraordinary...
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We need government and we need it to be boring
The SpectatorGeoff Mulgan , a former senior adviser to Tony Blair, says that government has had a bad press and that its future lies in cooler rhetoric and stronger accountability W hen Bill...
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What a shame that Brown does not understand gold
The SpectatorAllister Heath says the price of gold will continue to rise, thanks to economic and political forces; a pity the Chancellor has not exploited this opportunity as cannily as the...
Mind your language
The SpectatorThis year we celebrate the centenary of the coining of the word aeroplanist . It meant the driver of a flying-machine, a device that had been invented three years earlier. After...
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Who needs UFOs when you can play Sudoku?
The SpectatorRod Liddle asks where all the flying saucers have gone, and explores the death of a great conspiracy theory, ruined by the refusal of governments to keep things secret any more...
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âIt seemed to me that Tony was sufferingâ
The SpectatorSir Cliff Richard tells Tim Walker why he is selling his Surrey house and reflects on his house-guest Tony Blair, the PMâs regrets over Iraq â and the âkerfuffleâ over...
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MEDICINE AND LETTERS
The SpectatorTHEODORE DALRYMPLE âThat Shakespeare,â a German friend of mine once said to me, âknew a thing or two.â You can say that again. Sometimes, indeed, I think he knew...
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F or the last couple of years we have been arranging
The SpectatorâNelsonâ trips in the West Indies aboard the incomparable sailing ship Sea Cloud II . What began as a one-off event has now grown into a hardy perennial and we are delighted...
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Mosley is no EU hero
The SpectatorFrom David Meikle Sir: In his review of Blackshirt: Sir Oswald Mosley and British Fascism by Stephen Dorril (Books, 6 May), David Pryce-Jones makes the disgusting suggestion...
Very hunted, Norfolk
The SpectatorFrom James Wells Sir: Charles Moore (for whom I have the greatest respect) is sadly mistaken in stating that there is no hunting in large parts of Suffolk and most of Norfolk...
Third degree at JFK
The SpectatorFrom Bill Troop Sir: Peter Phillips, in his article on the problems musicians face when visiting the United States, doesnât know the half of it (Arts, 6 May). When Krystian...
Dogberry wouldnât do
The SpectatorFrom David Jones Sir: In Martin Vander Weyerâs article subheaded âI am an assâ (Any other business, 6 May), the author shares with the reader his forthcoming thespian...
Turban vs biretta
The SpectatorFrom Osman Streater Sir: âThis doesnât pretend to be more than a useful focus exhibition,â writes Andrew Lambirth of the âBellini and the Eastâ exhibition at the...
Constitutionally wrong
The SpectatorFrom John Klein Sir: Enough is enough. The right of the people to pursue happiness is promoted not in the US Constitution, as Charlotte Moore thinks (Books, 22 April), but in...
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Hugo Chavez: a man with the perfect name to be a Cameroon MP
The SpectatorT wo weeks ago I mentioned here the Venezuelan President, Hugo Chavez; I think he is the international Leftâs best hope at present: anti-American without being bin Laden. He...
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Dishonesty begins not with the poor but with the powerful
The SpectatorA re people less honest than they used to be? Most would say, bitterly, yes. But it depends on what happens to you. I once carelessly dropped a £10 note in Uxbridge High...
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BUSINESS
The SpectatorHow to keep the oil flowing in a dangerous world Rupert Steiner talks to Britainâs most admired businessman, BP chief executive Lord Browne, about Middle East conflict and...
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INVESTMENT
The SpectatorOther peopleâs debts Matthew Vincent âA financier is a pawnbroker with imagination,â claimed Arthur Wing Pinero in his 1893 play The Second Mrs Tanqueray . His work may...
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Jumping on the low-fat bandwagon
The SpectatorSimon Nixon says food companies will make money out of the governmentâs obsession with obesity â and consumers will pay S ometimes life really does imitate art. Itâs less...
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CITY LIFE Chinaâs brand image problem: itâs a country full of counterfeits
The SpectatorA ugustus the Strong, the 18thcentury king of Saxony and Poland, is an unlikely but fitting metaphor for a rising China. Fitting because Augustus was as weak as he was strong. A...
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Books do furnish a TV series
The SpectatorBevis Hillier 12 B OOKS THAT C HANGED THE W ORLD by Melvyn Bragg Hodder, £20, pp. 372, ISBN 0340839805 â £16 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 W hen I was younger, I used to...
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Ill-considered imperial gestures
The SpectatorDouglas Hurd 1956: P OWER D EFIED by Peter Unwin Michael Russell, £20, pp. 256, ISBN 0859552969 D uring 1956 three major powers made dramatic efforts to prop up their...
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No end of a lesson
The SpectatorAllan Mallinson C OBRA II: T HE I NSIDE S TORY OF THE I NVASION AND O CCUPATION OF I RAQ by Michael Gordon and Bernard Trainor Atlantic Books, £25, pp. 603, ISBN 1843543524...
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Public skool monkey business
The SpectatorEric Anderson WICKED! by Jilly Cooper Bantam, £17.99, pp. 846, ISBN 0593052994 â £14.39 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 I misjudged this book. I thought the airport fiction...
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Missing the middle path
The SpectatorSebastian Smee B LACK S WAN G REEN by David Mitchell Sceptre, £16.99, pp. 371, ISBN 0340822791 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 R eading David Mitchellâs fourth...
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The master and the loyal retainer
The SpectatorJudith Flanders V ISITING P ICASSO : T HE N OTEBOOKS AND L ETTERS OF R ONALD P ENROSE by Elizabeth Cowling Thames & Hudson, £25, pp. 408, ISBN 0500512930 â £20 (plus £2.45...
The book that didnât make the short list
The SpectatorAlexander Waugh T HE L OST G OSPEL by Herbert Krosney National Geographic, £16.99, pp. 309, ISBN 1426200412 â £13.59 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T HE G OSPEL OF J UDAS...
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Humanity makes all plain
The SpectatorRichard Ollard T HE L ETTERS OF S AMUEL P EPYS edited by Guy de la Bedoyère Boydell, £25, pp. 296, ISBN 184383197X â £20 (plus £2.45 p&p) 0870 429 6655 T he title of this...
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ARTS
The SpectatorIn the shadow of the master L ast week I found myself at one of the strangest concerts I have ever been to. It was given by the Finnish Radio Symphony Orchestra under its chief...
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Pioneering vision
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Albers and Moholy-Nagy: From the Bauhaus to the New World Tate Modern, until 4 June Sponsored by BMW (UK) Ltd H ere are more than 300 works in yet another...
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New arrival
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan I t is an intriguing fact that, every halfcentury or so, a conifer arrives on the scene which makes a real impact on our gardens. (As every schoolchild knows, a...
Shaken or stirred?
The SpectatorPatrick Carneg y Othello Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon Hamlet Swan Theatre, Stratford-upon-Avon C ompletism has become a maddening obsession these days with the...
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Beyond belief
The SpectatorToby Young Donkeysâ Years Comedy Footloose Novello Crooked Bush A t the matinée performance of Donkeysâ Years I attended, Michael Frayn was seated in the row behind me....
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Feel the force
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Don Giovanni Scottish Opera I tâs a great relief to see Scottish Opera back on stage again, even if their season consists of only a handful of performances of...
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Single minded
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann A great surge of lipsmacking new releases is on its way, tragically preceded in my household by a couple of whopping bills, so I am having to restrain myself....
Watching the detective
The SpectatorOlivia Glazebrook Brick 15, selected cinemas I have read all Raymond Chandlerâs books, some of them several times, but if you asked me for a synopsis of any of them I think...
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Comic timing
The SpectatorMichael Vestey H ow quaint the wave of alternative comedy of the 1980s seems now. It began at the Comedy Store in Soho just two weeks after Margaret Thatcher first became prime...
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Building on success
The SpectatorJames Delingpole A lain de Botton has done it again and I hate him. A few years ago, I decided to make him my friend as a way of warding off the bitterness and jealousy I might...
The Aston challenge
The SpectatorAlan Judd W e donât often get second chances. Education, the direction of your career, first love, life itself â theyâre none of them dress rehearsals, unless youâre...
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Double standards
The SpectatorTaki New York A fter his second smash-up in three weeks, Patrick Kennedy was escorted home by obliging cops and to hell with any test for booze or drugs. Tests are for the...
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Just the ticket
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke I âve got my ticket. I canât quite believe how I managed it â I keep studying it under a magnifying glass and holding it up to the light to make sure itâs...
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SPECTATOR MINI-sAROFFER
The SpectatorSIMON HOGGART A ustralian wines now firmly lead French in British off-sales; but apparently we still prefer French wines in restaurants. My guess is that there is a race on, as...
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Dare to wear white
The SpectatorOscar Humphries W hen I was 13 my father took me to Venice. I remember canals and smelly water and pigeons and an organ by Guardi that â apparently â we were lucky to see....
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William Boyd sends...
The SpectatorSix Postcards from Buenos Aires The Alvear Palace Itâs a long way from London to Buenos Aires: many thousands of miles and a good 15 hours when you travel via Sao Paolo and...
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RESTAURANTS
The SpectatorDEBORAH ROSS I want to try a Russian restaurant in Clerkenwell called Potemkin. I just fancy it, Iâm not sure why. Perhaps itâs simply because it isnât one of the usual...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorSeñors vs Juniors FRANK KEATING R omantics as well as purists will be lucky if todayâs FA Cup final in Cardiff riddles the cockles and stirs the spirits. The knockout...
Q. At a sumptuously catered private view, a well-known London
The Spectatorart gallery director bounced up with very expressive congratulations about my latest book. My initial delight soon turned to numb shock when I realised she had confused me with...
Q. I am 85. Until I was 60 my friends
The Spectatorwould say, âHow are you?â From 60 to 70 they said, âHow are you keeping?â After 70 they asked, âHow are you keeping now?â My mother, who lived to 97, would answer,...
Q. When I try to find a copy of The
The SpectatorSpectator at a news-stand or even within a newsagentâs store, I find I am always having to skim past the hardcore pornography before I can locate it. How can I make it clear...