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T he House of Lords voted by 216 to 183 to
The Spectatorrefer to a special select committee, and thus delay, the Constitutional Reform Bill, which seeks to abolish the office of Lord Chancellor and to set up a Supreme Court to...
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Lock them up
The SpectatorA small milestone was reached this week. The Prison Service announced that for the first time the prison population has passed the 75,000 mark. To be precise, a total of 75,007...
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see that the papers have finally given a name —
The Spectator'chavs' — to the new working class. They are the type of people I have been drawing for years: trailer trash covered in Ming bling, wearing Burberry baseball hats, white...
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The scene is set for a long and bitter constitutional battle
The SpectatorD erry Irvine has not gone to pieces, as some former colleagues predicted that he would after being suddenly sacked as Lord Chancellor last June. Friends say that, if anything,...
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The Questing Vole
The SpectatorA nother week, another explosive revelation about the relationship between Downing Street's pouting Rasputin, Carole Caplin, and the Prime Minister. We dismiss, of course, as...
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Nothing to feu but fear itself
The SpectatorSimon Jenkins says that Tony Blair's Sedgefield speech was just another attempt by the Prime Minister to scare us into believing that we are all in mortal danger. We are not A...
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Don't forget to pack your machine gun
The SpectatorRod Liddle looks at a new magazine dedicated, perhaps a little hysterically, to security matters H ow resilient are you feeling, right now? One would hope that you're feeling...
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N o hanging
The Spectatorchads, please Bob Alexander on the need to reform the voting system to get rid of 'electoral bias' 0 ne of New Labour's most outspoken commitments in opposition was that it...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorBefore I forget, here is a slight development on chav, this year's youth pejorative term of choice. It is, as Sampson's Dictionary of the Dialect of the Gypsies of Wales makes...
How to buy the Telegraph
The SpectatorCharles Moore believes it is essential for any new owner of the Telegraph to make good journalism the first priority -1 t is a buzz phrase that everyone should 'have ownership'...
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o youth
The Spectatorat all Freddie Sayers went to an EU conference for young people in Ireland — and no one turned up. Euroenthusiasm is not groovy I magine a huge celebrity wedding before any of...
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One nation under God
The SpectatorThe US is powerful and religious; the EU is weak and secular. Mark Steyn wonders whether it is any coincidence T he other day, the guy on my local radio station mentioned that...
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Ancient & modern
The SpectatorThe Gender Recognition Bill plodding its way through the House of Commons does not deal with hermaphrodites. Bad mistake. Hermaphroditus was the son of Hermes and Aphrodite....
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Freedom is not enough
The SpectatorConservatives must resist liberalism, says John Hayes. What the country needs is order, not social licence C onservatives are the party of freedom. We believe in giving people...
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Amid the whiff of chlorine, municipal swimming has its sombre delights
The SpectatorS hortly after seven every morning I am swimming or (to use the fashionable phrase) doing my aquatic aerobics in the Porchester baths, round the corner from where I live....
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Gibson's Passion
The SpectatorFrom Ida Lichter Sir: Bruce Anderson points out that it is the Gospels that are anti-Semitic, not Mel Gibson ('Christianity and Judaism cannot be reconciled', 6 March). This...
Panglossian Ross
The SpectatorFrom Frank Fuller Sir: Deborah Ross accuses Sir Andrew Green's Migration Watch of 'not especially helping matters' (`Green's pleasant land', 6 March). Isn't it possible that...
From David Wilson Sir: According to Deborah Pangloss, there is
The Spectatorno problem with immigration, only with the public's fear of immigrants. The same no doubt applies to the perceived rise in gun crime and street violence. One assumes, therefore,...
Don't kill cats
The SpectatorFrom Jonathan de Ferranti Sir: I am the owner and full-time occupier of a country house around which wild birds and a variety of domestic and semi-domestic cats live together. I...
From Geoff Clifford Sir: Although I have no time for
The Spectatorthe 'animal rights' brigade, I found Rod Liddle's article particularly loathsome. His new neighbours might just find this an interesting welcome for this Liddle creature who is...
Why Dresden was attacked
The SpectatorFrom Noble Frankland Sir: David Woodhead (Letters, 6 March) asks why, if it was legitimate to destroy Dresden because it was a communications and industrial centre, the RAF and...
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Shouldn't the peaceniks just shut up and move on?
The SpectatorA fter writing this I shall set out for Iraq. The Times is sending me there, I am enormously lucky to go, and hope to see as much as possible in the ten short days of my trip....
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Is Mr Portillo the man to stop the BBC getting any dumber?
The SpectatorNv ho should be the next chairman of the BBC? Should it be Terry Burns, the former Treasury mandarin and chairman of Abbey National? Or Michael Grade, the former chief executive...
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The Equitable looked too good a club to be true and it was
The SpectatorL ord Penrose's report on the Equitable Life Assurance Society bears the delicate impress of Ruth Kelly. She has been sitting on it for months, as a part of her duties as...
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Secrets of the parsonage
The SpectatorRaymond Carr THE LETTERS OF CHARLO 1 IL BRONTE: VOLUME III, 1852-1855 edited by Margaret Smith OUP, 1'85, pp, 396, ISBN 0198185995 Q f the hundreds of books I have reviewed...
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From Wickquasgeck to Broadway
The SpectatorHarry Mount THE ISLAND AT THE CENTRE OF THE WORLD: THE UNTOLD STORY OF DUTCH MANHATTAN by Russell Shorto Doubleday, £18.99, pp. 432, ISBN 038560324X I have a fantasy of...
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A capital wheeze
The SpectatorRobert Oakeshott MOTIVATION, AGENCY AND PUBLIC POLICY: OF KNIGHTS & KNAVES, PAWNS & QUEENS by Julian Le Grand OUP, I25, pp. 191, ISBN 0199266999 A s its more memorable subtitle...
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SIMON HOGGART
The SpectatorA mong the letters I get from Spectator readers — and I'm always delighted to learn your views — are those that ask us to offer some cheaper wines. I do try to pay heed to this...
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Dishing only some of the dirt
The SpectatorToby Young HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL: A MEMOIR OF LOVE AND BETRAYAL by Joe Eszterhas Hutchinson, £17.99, pp. 730, ISBN 0091800048 T his book, which presents itself as a...
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Soldiering on in Spain
The SpectatorRobert Stewart RUMOURS OF WAR by Allan Mallinson Bantam, £16.99, pp. 405, ISBN 059304729X , or his part, she filled a signifi cant void in his human inter cant void in his...
The portrait of a gentleman
The SpectatorSebastian Smee THE MASTER by Colm TóibIn Picador, £16, pp. 470. ISBN 0330485652 C olm Toibin's fifth novel opens with a tremendously assured description of an already famous...
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Autumnal northern lights
The SpectatorJane Gardam THE LEMON TABLE by Julian Barnes Cape, £16.99, pp.213. ISBN 022407198X W here are the songs of Spring? Well, certainly not in these short stories about people in...
A Light Blue victory
The SpectatorRay Monk THE FLY IN THE CATHEDRAL: How A SMALL GROUP OF CAMBRIDGE SCIENTISTS WON THE RACE TO SPLIT THE ATOM by Brian Cathcart Viking, £14.99, pp. 308, ISBN 0670883212 S...
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The man who plans to run and run
The SpectatorVictor Sebestyen INSIDE PUTIN'S RUSSIA by Andrew Jack Granta, £17.99, pp. 352, ISBN 1862076405 PUTIN'S PROGRESS by Peter Truscott Simon & Schuster, £17.99, pp. 370, ISBN...
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With ponies for Panzers
The SpectatorWilliam Read GENGHIS KHAN: LIFE, DEATH AND RESURRECTION by John Man Bantam Press,120, pp. 388, ISBN 0593050444 F rom inauspicious beginnings as the fugitive son of a small-time...
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Art for the people
The SpectatorAndrew Lamb irth visits a triumphantly successful Rubens exhibition in Lille H ow do people respond to Rubens these days? Is all that lush flesh so out of fashion that he is of...
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Master of camouflage
The SpectatorAlan Powers T he Dutch-born architect and theorist Rem Koolhaas pushed the borders of his discipline after it had reached a deadend of debate on language and history. So...
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Bay City revisited
The SpectatorMark Steyn Starsky & Hutch (15, general release) T he late Lionel Bart , composer of Oliver!, told me once that he'd done so many drugs in the Seventies he had no memory of...
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Out of step
The SpectatorGiannandre a Poesio Nina Ananiashvili and Moscow Dance Theatre Sadler's Wells Theatre odern ballet is not something one would immediately associate with Russian dancers....
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Fifty-quid guy
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann A n unusually fat cheque has just come through the post, so like most males of my age and temperament I am thinking, 'To iPod or not to iPod?' Yes, yes, I know,...
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In safe hands
The SpectatorMichael Tanner Figaro The Guildhall School The Rhinegold The Coliseum U ntil fairly recently I didn't think I could fail to enjoy a performance of Le Nozze di Figaro unless it...
Larkin's law
The SpectatorToby Young Oliver Twist Lyric, Hammersmith The Skin of Our Teeth Young Vic Calico Duke of York's A t last month's Critics' Circle Theatre Awards I was singled out for abuse by...
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Parisian style
The SpectatorSebastian Smee ircuses everywhere do their best to resemble what the writer Jean Starobinski once described as 'an island shimmering with marvels, a place kept intact from the...
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Rules of engagement
The SpectatorSimon Hoggart T +There hasn't been much good comedy 1 on BBC 1 lately. In fact there's been a string of woeful flops. Doctors and Nurses by Phil Hammond and Nigel Smith, both...
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Marathon man
The SpectatorMichael Vestey C uch was Alistair Cooke's endurance and tenacity, I never thought that he would retire from writing Letter from America, at 58 years the longest-running speech...
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Grunting tips
The SpectatorRobin Oakley I f one is plucked to move on one day to joust with the bookmakers in the Celestial Beyond (well, those of them who make it there rather than the clipped odds lot...
Posh peasants
The SpectatorTaki Gstaad W hen Marlene Dietrich heard Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor complain they were fed up with staying in hotels blockaded by fans, she advised them to stay in...
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Identity crisis
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke E velYhotel in town was full, I was directed to a country club on the outskirts, also full. The receptionist at the country club had an idea, though. She rang the...
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Sapphic savvy
The SpectatorPetronella Wyatt T here has been the predictable politically-incorrect fuss about the Tories selecting an openly lesbian millionaire, Margot James, as a parliamentary...
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Bad career moves
The SpectatorMICHAEL HENDERSON D r Johnson, as usual, had a phrase for it. There was nothing to be gained, he declared, in 'settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea'....
Q. When my husband is behaving badly I sometimes think
The SpectatorI would like to know exactly how much I might receive in a divorce settlement, just so I could have an unnerving little smile playing about my lips, safe in the knowledge of...
Q. I find that the best professional advice on an
The Spectatorimportant issue is available from a close friend, but he refuses to charge me for it. I prefer a formal client relationship and payment of the usual fee, as much to separate the...
Q. These days nothing seems to run to schedule, so
The Spectatorwhenever I fly into Heathrow I wait till we are on the Tarmac before ringing a minicab. My problem is that I always seem to miscalculate the time it will take for the luggage to...