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Portrait of the week
The SpectatorM rs Kim Cotton gave birth to a daugh- ter, conceived by artificial insemina- tion, which she planned to hand over to the American father. He had paid an agency £15,000 for...
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Politics
The SpectatorWinning back the Tories S ome Tory backbenchers had started to L./ grumble again even before the new term began on Wednesday, this time about the brevity of their Christmas...
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Outside our parish
The SpectatorT he contention that Britain is now in- tensely parochial in its attitude to events abroad has been illustrated by Unita's capture of three more Britons in Angola. It has taken...
Not safe
The SpectatorL ast week Nicholas Coleridge com- plained in his Diary about the new safety locks on London taxis, fitted after a campaign by Esther Rantzen to stop chil- dren and the disabled...
Notes
The SpectatorP rhe case of 'Baby Cotton' has aroused much public indignation, and much Public confusion about the causes of that indignation. The baby was born as a result of artificial...
Israel in Africa
The SpectatorT he Spectator, which has so often and so eloquently called for the destruction of closely-knit mining communities, and the dispersal of their inhabitants, can hardly object to...
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Another voice
The SpectatorLet Curzons holde Auberon Waugh T he year 1985 marks an anniversary which may not be judged important in all our lives, so idle have the times become, but which surely reveals...
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Diary
The SpectatorN ew Year was marred for me by the news that Cirio tomato juice is no longer to be sold in cans. Anyone who is as addicted to Bloody Marys as I am knows that Cirio is far and...
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Getting Gromyko wrong
The SpectatorTimothy Garton Ash A fter extensive researches by the Spec- tator Infight team we can reveal that Andrei Gromyko, the supposedly hardline Soviet foreign minister, is a leading...
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The rocket's red glare
The SpectatorAndrew Brown Gotheburg M ost of Lapland looks as if the Third World War has already been fought there; and at this time of year conditions approximate to those predicted for...
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'Aren't you scared?'
The SpectatorChristopher Hitchens New York T he speaker was a young man who had followed me into the lobby. I had watched incuriously as he came through the door; it was late at night and I...
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In Kinnock's flightpath
The SpectatorRichard West Miami-Managua-Miami T o fly from England to Nicaragua, with an overnight stop in Miami, all you need is a valid United States visa and this, I discovered on New...
One hundred years ago
The SpectatorLord Wolseley has decided to make an immediate rush on Metemneh, close to Shendy, where the Mahdi . has stationed a force variously estimated at from 5,000 to 3,000 men....
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Do not go gentle
The SpectatorGavin Stamp O ne of many depressing events in 1984 was the 'retirement of Sir John Sum- merson from Sir John Soane's Museum. His reason, which is understandable but still...
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Black, not ethnic
The SpectatorMalcolm Massiah T am going to be frank and earnest, not .1.`Frank and Ernest' as in pseudonyms or noms de plume, but frank and earnest with a small '1' and a small 'e', to be...
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The press
The SpectatorJupiter celebrates Paul Johnson rr here is a feeling in some quarters, as Geoffrey Dawson might have put it, that too much fuss has been made of the Times bicentenary; Sir...
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City and Suburban
The SpectatorBogey for pensions There was a heady moment when the 1 newly-installed Conservative Chancel- lor was tempted to take away the tax relief on mort g a g es. No, not today's...
Chappell's coup
The SpectatorN ow the CBP of Great Geor g e Street must choose their strate g y for pen- sions. Attrition, or coup de main? They s have a radical Chancellor, who found plenty of excitement...
The jungle is neutral
The SpectatorT he case for fi scal neutrality — that is, treatin g all forms of savin g on e q ual terms — ar g ues itself. It ar g ued persuasive- ly to Lord (Harold) Wilson's en q uiry...
A policy for theft
The SpectatorA t this critical sta g e of the ar g ument, I offer the Chancellor a text from his successor as a city editor — Patrick Hut- ber: 'If a sin g le word had to be found to sum up...
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Waldenism
The SpectatorSir: Your article (Politics, 5 January) has interesting overtones of another Walden. Thoreau was an unenthusiastic taxpayer, and was honest enough to ask the state for nothing...
Orvvell's sense
The SpectatorSir: John Casey ('Orwell's silliness', 5 January) duly reminds any uncritical admirers of Orwell that he could some- times get matters out of perspective. So evidently can Mr...
Dead clichés?
The SpectatorSir: Ronald Butt's article 'The Politics of fashion' (15 December) raises more ques- tions than it answers. He is right, of course, in what appears to be his main, rather...
Dr Johnson
The SpectatorSir: Being neither an historian nor a psychologist I feel I am not qualified to disagree with D. Watkins (Letters, 5 Janu- ary) over his censure of Dr Johnson's support of...
Lost irony
The SpectatorSir: The title assigned to my last dispatch ('Only MIC leaked', 15 December) cries out to be corrected. What offends is the word 'only'. Though factually it is quite possibly...
Letters
The SpectatorSudanese hospitality Sir: I feel that I really must reply to Nicholas Coleridge's highly distorting arti- cle (Diary, 5 January) concerning Sudanese hospitality. Like Mr...
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Centrepiece
The SpectatorGeneralised judgments Colin Welch T here is much about the Polish dictator Jaruzelski which, to borrow an ex- pression from a prominent charwoman, fair gives me the dry...
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Books
The SpectatorDead small beer Peter Quennell The New Oxford Book of Eighteenth Century Verse Chosen and edited by Roger Lonsdale (Oxford £15) I n histories of English verse, the great...
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The new pecking order
The SpectatorMary Kenny Who's Who in Ireland: The Influential 1000 Compiled and edited by Maureen Cairn- (Vesey Publications, Dublin £IR 17.50, £14) A A 11 Constitutions in emergent...
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Best of Notts
The SpectatorA. L. Rowse Nottinghamshire: A Shell Guide Henry Thorold (Faber & Faber £8.50) w hat a marvellous series the Shell Guides have been, opening our eyes to all sorts of visual...
Burning issues
The SpectatorStan Gebler Davies The Inquisition: the Hammer of Heresy Edward Burman (The Aquarian Press £9.95) I t is just as well the Church of England has not got an Inquisition...
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Liverish relish
The SpectatorChristopher Hawtree The Collected Stories Frank Tuohy (Macmillan £12.95) P ossibly I am present in this story only as a small punctuation mark in a sentence that was already...
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His own small sky
The SpectatorPeter Levi An Umbrella from Piccadilly Jaroslav Seifert (London Magazine Editions £5) O ne advantage of the Nobel Prize is that people tend to learn the name, if nothing else,...
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The exuberance of Strindberg
The SpectatorAndrew Brown August Strindberg Olaf Lagercrantz Translated by Anselm Hollo (Faber £20) T he man is a byword for moanings and gloom —'Strindberg had a little skunk/ Its coat was...
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Arts
The SpectatorPride and prejudice Christopher Edwards Coriolanus (National: Olivier) T he National Theatre's programme for this production of Coriolanus makes a patronising attempt to...
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Music
The SpectatorNo ordinary men Peter Phillips I t is, then, 1985, and we are perforce to spend it in the company of several musical geniuses. The emphasis of those Who plan festivals and...
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Cinema
The SpectatorFilm fun Peter Ackroyd T he film opens with a peculiar aphorism from Andre Gide — 'It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not'; the remark...
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Gardens
The SpectatorStamping out slugs Ursula Buchan T have sometimes wondered what strong .11-inner compulsion drives gardeners to struggle outside in early winter, equipped with rakes and...
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Television
The SpectatorSign of the times Alexander Chancellor A s a nation, we are not reputed to be fond of abroad, particularly at the moment. This makes it all the more sur- prising to me that so...
Home life
The Spectator• Casualties Alice Thomas Ellis T once heard a person remark with great Ifeeling, 'I hate babies.' He didn't really hate them at all, but I knew what he meant — all the...
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Low life
The SpectatorSource of wonder Jeffrey Bernard T he label on a bottle of Smirnoff vodka in front of me states that Pierre Smir- noff ceased purveying the stuff to the Czars of Russia in...
Postscript
The SpectatorSoame Jenyns P. J. Kavanagh • T owe an apology to readers for reverting to a topic, but it is others, not I, who will not leave it alone. For instance, only yesterday in the...
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Chess
The SpectatorHappy old year Raymond Keene 1 984 was remarkable for English chess. IJon Speelman set the tone for the coming twelve months by winning at Hast- ings and the rest of the year...
No. 1351: The winners
The SpectatorJaspistos reports: Competitors were asked for bromidic advice to youth in the form of a Miltonic sonnet ending in three lines supplied from Housman's 'Fragment of a Greek...
Competition
The SpectatorNo. 1354: Thriller filler Set by Charles Seaton: At an interesting point in a paperback thriller some spilt liquid has obliterated part of a page and it now runs: 'I turned the...
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Crossword 690
The SpectatorPrize: £10 (or a copy of Chambers Dictionary, 1983 edition, value £11.95 — ring the words 'Chambers Dictionary' above) for the first correct solution opened on 28 January....
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A Iwo s ge r ■• kl f
The SpectatorSome like it hottish I t is the Epiphany today as I am writing. I've just been to High Mass on my motor-bike in the middle of a snowstorm, very terrifying, couldn't see much...
Books Wanted
The SpectatorDAVID PIRIE: 'The Vampire Cinema' and 'Conde Dracula, Historia Y Leyenda de Vlad el Empalador' by Ralph Martin. (Pref. Eng. Ed.) P. Hopkins, C. Tajo 17, 2 Heliopolis, Sevilla...