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PORTRAIT OW THE WEEK M r Charles Clarke, the Home Secretary,
The Spectatorproposed a points system, measuring desirable skills and suchlike qualities, to determine which immigrants from outside the European Community would be allowed to settle...
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A model Prince
The SpectatorT he Prince of Wales, it is said, employs a manservant for the task of squeezing toothpaste on to the royal toothbrush. The servant cannot have the most demanding of careers,...
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JONATHAN DIMBLEBY
The SpectatorA s the result of a hip operation (arthritis, but I encourage people to think it was made necessary by a riding accident), I wonât be able to follow hounds again before the...
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Labourâs heavies make the Sopranos look like the Vienna Boysâ Choir
The SpectatorW atching Labourâs 2005 election campaign unfold, Iâm afraid words fail me. The great Democrat governor of New York Mario Cuomo once remarked that âwe campaign in poetry...
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tHE SPECtAtORâS NOtES
The SpectatorCHARLES MOORE A ll journalists, by our nature, tend to favour freedom of information; but it does not necessarily follow that Freedom of Information is a good thing. The...
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Die in Britain, survive in America
The SpectatorJames Bartholomew says American healthcare is an expensive muddle that leaves millions unprotected, and yet it delivers much better results â for everyone â than the NHS W...
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Leave it to Hollywood
The SpectatorAndrew Gilligan says Americaâs best hope of spreading freedom is to rely on the attractions of capitalism, not the 82nd Airborne T o help us through the many longueurs of the...
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Give us our money back
The SpectatorDaniel Hannan offers the perfect way to cut taxes: withdraw Britainâs £12 billion EU contribution I have found it: the philosopherâs stone of politics, the fiscal elixir of...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorWednesday was the first day of Lent, Ash Wednesday, and it was also the Chinese New Year, the first day of the âYear of the Cockerel â Year 4702 in the Chinese calendarâ...
Make naivety history
The SpectatorRod Liddle says debt forgiveness would merely entrench the power of corrupt Third World governments âMy friend Kevin says that itâs as if weâre all living with an elephant...
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Time to rescue BBC English
The SpectatorMichael Henderson says that too many broadcasters have no idea how to speak our language L ast month at the British Library, as part of the admirable series of poetry evenings...
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Bush will not be mocked
The SpectatorMark Steyn says itâs time for limp, languid Tory toffs to join the fight for freedom New Hampshire O n the eve of the Iraq election, the Times treated us to a riveting...
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RSPCA isnât âanti-petsâ
The SpectatorFrom Jackie Ballard Sir: Jeremy Clarkeâs article (âAnimals donât have human rightsâ, 22 January) contains so many inaccuracies that it is virtually a fact-free zone. It...
They also served...
The SpectatorFrom C. Schofield Sir: Max Hastings says in âForgotten heroesâ (5 February), âThe government decided that it would be politically unacceptable to send 18-year-old National...
Squabbling schools
The SpectatorFrom Alistair Cooke Sir: Terence Kealey (âScience is for posh kidsâ, 5 February) asks why learning should be restricted to the few. We all know the chief culprits: Labour...
Double Dutch
The SpectatorFrom Mike Farish Sir: The apparent swing from âliberalismâ to âneoconservatismâ that Rod Liddle detects among the Dutch people in the wake of the murder of Theo van Gogh...
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Why is the Times so down on the Tories?
The SpectatorAnd is it to do with Katharine Raymond? P olitical parties should not sue newspapers: that would certainly be my general view. But one can understand why the Tories should have...
Everyone benefits
The SpectatorGovernment continues drive for better, more efficiently organised public services In a guidance pack sent out today to Leaders and Chief Executives of all local authorities in...
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Spin-doctor Campbell proposes a risky course of schemo-therapy
The SpectatorA ll of us, whatever our politics, will be sad to hear that the Prime Minister is once again undergoing treatment from his spin doctors. Mr Alastair Campbell, president of the...
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When copulating, beware falling into Deep Structures
The SpectatorI donât give a damn for grammar, or syntax either. Having learned to âparseâ as a small boy, and done ten years of Latin and eight of Greek, I take it all for granted. But...
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He knows if youâve been bad or good, so be good for Eddieâs sake
The SpectatorB ill McDonough once preached to Wall Street from the pulpit of Trinity Church, taking his text from St Matthew and reminding his astonished hearers of their duty to their...
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The benefits of hindsight
The SpectatorNoble Frankland P OISONED P EACE , 1945: T HE W AR THAT N EVER E NDED by Gregor Dallas John Murray, £25, pp. 739, ISBN 0719554780 â £23 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T...
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The painter properly portrayed
The SpectatorRichard Shone W ALTER S ICKERT : A L IFE by Matthew Sturgis HarperCollins, £30, pp. 768, ISBN 0002570831 â £26 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 W e are continually told that...
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Tunnel of love vision
The SpectatorStephen Abell VILLAGES by John Updike Penguin, £17.99, pp. 321, ISBN 024114308X â £15.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 T im Madden, the narrator of Norman Mailerâs...
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Fits and starts
The SpectatorTony Gould EPILEPTIC by David B. Cape, £16.99, pp. 361, ISBN 0224075020 â £14.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 A book with a title like Epileptic does not raise high...
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A guide who opens eyes
The SpectatorLloyd Evans A W RITER â S V OICE by Al Alvarez Bloomsbury, £12.99, pp. 126, ISBN 0747576289 â £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 I s there a more charming literary...
Huddled masses yearning to breathe free
The SpectatorJulia Neuberger H UMAN C ARGO : A J OURNEY AMONG R EFUGEES by Caroline Moorehead Chatto, £12.99, pp. 336, ISBN 0701175958 â £11.99 (plus £2.25 p&p) 0870 800 4848 A s...
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A floating, maybe drowning voter
The SpectatorBrendan OâNeill S O N OW W HO D O W E V OTE F OR ? by John Harris Faber, £7.99, pp. 160, ISBN 0571224229 J ohn Harris, the mop-topped commentator from Manchester, better...
Keeping to the Pavement
The SpectatorWhen the wind rides rough in a vagabond sky I think of the wagon I failed to buy a gypsy wagon with dandelion wheels and a rounded top as green as the hills; strong shafts to...
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LIFE AND LETTERS
The SpectatorR ussian bandit capitalism â sorry, the joys of the free market â is reaching beyond the grave. Latest victim: Fyodor Dostoevsky. The novelistâs great-grandson Dmitri has...
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Finding the connection
The SpectatorStephen Pettitt on how Londonâs churches add to the musical life of the capital I tâs often said â if mainly by Londoners â that London is the musical capital of the...
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Surrealist legend
The SpectatorAndrew Lambirth Lee Miller: Portraits National Portrait Gallery, until 30 May Sponsored by Herbert Smith T he ravishing new exhibition of Lee Millerâs portrait photographs at...
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Wanting âfriendsâ
The SpectatorMark Steyn Mayor of the Sunset Strip 15, selected cinemas â I danced with a man who danced with a girl who danced with the Prince of Wales,â they sang in the Twenties....
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Struggle for liberty
The SpectatorToby Young Don Carlos Gielgud Man and Boy Duchess Richard Herring Riverside Studios A s the lights came up in the interval of Don Carlos , a revival of Schillerâs...
Taking a break
The SpectatorMarcus Berkmann T ired. I am exhausted. For one reason and another the workload has been intense recently, and the pressures have been unyielding. After a while you wander...
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Neglected talent
The SpectatorStuart Nicholson A couple of years ago, the Ken Burns television documentary Jazz was screened by the BBC. While some aficionados welcomed the ten-part series for bringing an...
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Seductive power
The SpectatorGiannandrea Poesio Manon Royal Ballet O n the way home after a fairly good performance of MacMillanâs Manon, a friend asked me whether I still had something to say about that...
Happy with unhappiness
The SpectatorMichael Tanner La Traviata; Turandot Royal Opera House T his is the time of year when the Royal Opera aims to keep people happy by providing standard fare, usually, it almost...
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Where are they now?
The SpectatorUrsula Buchan N o one wants a garden any more, declared an estate agent friend to me recently, with a fine disregard for my feelings. Although hyperbole is to estate agents...
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Raging and ranting
The SpectatorMichael Vestey W hen I was last in the United States, I was pleasantly startled to hear on the radio right-wing talk-show hosts, the scourge of Democrats and those on the...
Cash rich
The SpectatorJames Delingpole T he best pop video ever made was the one Mark Romanek directed in 2003 for Johnny Cashâs swansong â âHurtâ. Itâs also definitely the bleakest. The...
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Club ties
The SpectatorTaki St Moritz T his is the worst news Iâve had since Paulusâs Sixth Army surrendered in Stalingrad. I was speaking to a very old friend in St Moritz when she suddenly...
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Hotel reservations
The SpectatorJeremy Clarke W eâd had a tiff in the Strand and Iâd stormed off. It was late. I didnât have anywhere else to stay the night, and I live in Devon, so I had to storm off...
You are what you eat
The SpectatorPetronella Wyatt T hailand and Japan have traditionally had some of the lowest cancer rates in the world. Recent reports, however, show that cancer, particularly of the breast...
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Squashed!
The SpectatorFRANK KEATING O ne of Ian McEwanâs familiar setpiece exuberances in his acclaimed new novel Saturday â âundoubtedly his bestâ: Anita Brookner, The Spectator , 29...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorQ. I sent a thank-you letter for dinner to a couple whom I know only slightly. In the thank-you letter, I asked them to dinner. I have had no reply and the date has come and...