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PORTRAIT OF THE WEEK
The SpectatorWelcome to the age of digital television T he Conservatives continued in disarray after Mr William Hague, the party leader, sacked Lord Cranborne as leader in the Lords. The...
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SPECTAT TRE OR
The SpectatorThe Spectator, 56 Doughty Street, London WC1N 2LL Telephone: 0171-405 1706; Fax 0171-242 0603 THE TORIES' SELFISH GENE T he present generation of Conservative politicians do...
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DIARY
The SpectatorSARAH SANDS T e British retail trade is puzzled by the paucity of Christmas shoppers. I know the answer. They are all in New York where I have just been. Fifth Avenue looked...
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POLITICS
The SpectatorThe Tories are gubu-smacked and their cup runneth over BRUCE ANDERSON A fter one striking outbreak of confu- sion during Charlie Haughey's premiership, an Irish government...
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MEDIA STUDIES
The SpectatorWhen the subject is Mr Hague, left-wingers and snobs unite STEPHEN GLOVER P oor Tories. Poor William Hague. I freely admit that in another publication I was recently critical...
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WHEN THE CHIPS ARE UP
The SpectatorPeter Oborne on a Tory institution whose influence in the Hague-Cranbome conflict has so far been unnoticed FEW GROUPS of politicians have been envied, distrusted and even...
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STEPPING INTO HIS ANCESTORS' GENES
The SpectatorAndrew Roberts on how Robert Cranbome has carried on the family business THE CURSE of the House of Cecil has struck yet again. No fewer than six times this century a Cecil has...
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Mind your language
The SpectatorEverybody loved Ronnie Knox clever, funny and a bit hard-done-by. So I expected to read a little book I had come across by him with nods of agree- ment. Not so. It is called On...
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MR BLAIR'S ITALIAN JOB
The SpectatorRobert Jackson says the Prime Minister's Project can be explained by a dead Marxist theoretician IN THE 1960s one of the names to be con- jured with among student radicals was...
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NEW LIFE FOR OLD
The SpectatorTHE RECENT U-turn by the government in its bumbling attempts to reform the House of Lords begins to sound like a Gilbert and Sullivan opera. We have the words, all we need is...
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A PROGRAMME TO DIE FOR
The SpectatorNew Hampshire At this season, American TV networks would broadcast specials like The Perry Como Christmas Show with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir singing 'The Little Drummer Boy'....
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THE UNEXPECTED TED
The SpectatorMax Cotton on what it is like to travel for two months with Sir Edward Heath IN THE MIDDLE of October I was strug- gling along the main road outside the Palace of Westminster...
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MR BIG? MR CLEVER, ACTUALLY
The SpectatorSion Simon talks to one of New Labour's least known but most influential figures TO BE described by Ken Livingstone as `Labour's Sinister Mr Big' is an accolade to which few...
Second opinion
The SpectatorLIFE is a struggle between irony and dis- gust. When I tire of one I fly to the other. I am thus in a state of constant vacillation. It is difficult even now to say which of...
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DISTURBED BY EUROSTAR
The SpectatorAlistair Home is present as something alarming happens to the Paris-London train Aboard Eurostar I AM sitting aboard Eurostar No. 9047, bound from Paris to Waterloo, sipping my...
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THE SHWA NAIPAUL MEMORIAL PRIZE 1999
The SpectatorShiva Naipaul was one of the most gifted and accomplished writers of our time. After his death in 1985 at the age of 40, The Spectator established an annual prize in his memory....
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CITY AND SUBURBAN
The SpectatorA taxing party for the big-figure birthday of William Pitt the Younger's bad idea CHRISTOPHER FILDES I do not seem to have been invited to the two hundredth birthday...
Viennese harmonics
The SpectatorNOW competition and choice face the threat of a taxing monopoly spread across Europe. If the Prime Minister was looking forward to his weekend in old Vienna, he will be disap-...
So tall a man
The SpectatorSITTING BACK in his bronze chair out- side the Royal Exchange, the bronze figure of George Peabody commemorates the founder of the Morgan banks as a philan- thropist and...
. . . and Westminster
The SpectatorTHE KEEGAN of the class war will want to know what happened in the House of Lords committee room where, last week, William Hague confronted his recalcitrant nobility. The...
War in the City . . .
The SpectatorBRITISH class warfare awaits its John Keegan, who could now take his pick between the Conservatives and Barclays Bank and tell us what happens in battle. It is still at the...
Left-footed striker
The SpectatorFOOTBALL and the stock market play by different rules, but between them they have at least revived that moribund art form, the annual general meeting. In Glasgow, the Celtic...
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AND ANOTHER THING
The SpectatorLet us have more fountains to raise our parched spirits! PAUL JOHNSON I have been painting a lot of fountains recently and the experience has revivified my passion for this...
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Sir: On the evening when Michael Vestey puts me in
The Spectatorthe Newsnight studio telling Jere- my Paxman to drop a grovelling note to Peter Mandelson, I was actually at home. I watched Newsnight and did not talk to any- one about it...
LETTERS A sorry tale
The SpectatorSir: If Michael Vestey had bothered to ask me, he might have written a more accurate piece than the farrago he produced last week (`You may be experiencing some interference', 5...
Sir: Roy Roebuck's lengthy letter can be summed up in
The Spectatorfive words: Wigg didn't tell him everything. Galling that must be, but Wigg was always secretive. However, I'm glad he asserts that Wigg didn't probe the sexual peccadilloes of...
Wiggery-pokery
The SpectatorSir: On the question of whether Wilson framed Wigg by inducing the police to arrest him on a false charge of kerb-crawling, I must reiterate that Lord Wigg told me many times...
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The bottom line
The SpectatorSir: I appeal to your American contributor Mark Steyn, whose witty articles I much enjoy, to refrain from bowdlerising the English language by using the word 'ass' for the...
Guardian of sobriety
The SpectatorSir: Peregrine Worsthorne (`As I was say- ing', 21 November), in reminiscing about his days on the Daily Telegraph in the 1960s, contrasts the characteristic writing and...
Without prejudice
The SpectatorSir: You must have been hurt by Robin Wight's unwarranted slur (Letters, 2 8 November). He wrote that biased journal - ism is 'most unlike' The Spectator. Were that the case you...
No thank you
The SpectatorSir: Karen Robinson stopped short of telling the full story of her party (`No return to sender', 28 November). What I want to know is, did she receive any thank-you letters,...
Russian roulette
The SpectatorSir: If I read Richard Lamb right (Letters, 21 November), he thinks that Chamberlain should have gambled the future of Britain upon a single-line railway from Romania to...
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BOOKS
The SpectatorThe art of the impossible Philip Hensher THE PENGUIN BOOK OF ART WRITING edited by Martin Gayford and Karen Wright Viking £25, pp. 620 I am told that Van Gogh's letters...
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A choice of humorous books
The SpectatorRichard Ingrams H umorous writing for the printed medium is a dying art. My feeling is con- firmed by reading Now That Funny (Methuen, £12.99), a collection of inter- views by...
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The truth about mummies and sewers
The SpectatorEvelyn Joll LEONARDO'S NEPHEW: ESSAYS ON ART AND ARTISTS by James Fenton Viking f20, pp. 284 A ll but two of these 15 essays, which range from Egyptian mummies to gasper Johns,...
His soul goes marching on
The SpectatorMichael Carlson LET THE TRUMPET SOUND: A LIFE OF MARTIN LUTHER KING by Stephen B. Oates Canongate, £12.99, pp. 560 T his year marks the 30th anniversary of the assassination of...
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Here's to you, Mrs Robinson — yet again
The SpectatorC. D. C. Armstrong MARY ROBINSON: THE AUTHORISED BIOGRAPHY by Olivia O'Leary and Helen Burke Hodder, f17.99, f6.99, pp. 326 T he flow of books about Mary Robin- son, until last...
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When we had no bananas
The SpectatorNicholas Harman A NIGHTINGALE SANG IN FERNHURST ROAD by Christopher Matthew John Murray, £12.99, pp. 176 I f any male in your family is filling in his pension forms this year,...
Making the angels weep
The SpectatorDavid Nokes UNHOLY PURSUITS: THE WAYWARD PARSONS OF GRUB STREET by E. S. Turner The Book Guild, £15.95, pp. 224 E . S. Turner likes to be known by these initials, though in...
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Christmas art books
The SpectatorDavid Ekserdjian A rt historians do not normally adorn the front page of the Times in the line of duty. Anthony Blunt managed it, but that had nothing to do with his day job....
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Arriving from nowhere, leaving for somewhere
The SpectatorTahir Shah AMONG THE MOUNTAINS by Wilfred Thesiger HarperCollins, £24.99, pp. 250 I n his classic travel book A Short Walk in the Hindu Kush, Eric Newby tells of how he and his...
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How to make friends and influence people
The SpectatorAlfred Sherman SO YOU WANT TO BE A LOBBYIST? THE INSIDE STORY OF THE POLITICAL LOBBYING INDUSTRY by Corinne Souza Politico's, £15, pp. 272 A t first sight, it is a good idea...
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Recent poetry on tape
The SpectatorPeter Levi T his review is an amalgam of tapes that seemed interesting or irritating but really are fit only for an omnium-gatherum. The first case is that of ancient reissues...
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SPECTATOR
The SpectatorDIARY 1999 £14 Plain £15 Initialled The Spectator 1999 Diary, bound in soft red goatskin leather, is now available. Laid out with a whole week to view, Monday to Sunday, the...
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ARTS
The SpectatorBlighted vision of the future Ralph Koltai believes a great opportunity was missed in the rebuilding of Sadler's Wells A i adventurous, excellent professional brief to...
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Exhibitions 1
The SpectatorUndying passion Martin Gayford visits Boston and is not corrupted by the masterpieces he finds there Y ou would be a valuable Acquisition to the Art, and one of the first...
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Exhibitions 2
The SpectatorNew Art Centre Sculpture Park (Roche Court, East Winterslow, Nr Salisbury, open 11-4 daily) At peace with nature John Spurling B uilt in 1804 for Lord Nelson, but never lived...
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Give art a chance
The SpectatorT he English are often derided for their lack of visual awareness. It is said that we are predominantly a literary nation, our sen- sibilities untuned to painting and sculpture,...
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Theatre 2
The SpectatorThe King and I (Battersea Arts Centre) Killing Rasputin (Bridewell) The Snow Palace (Tricycle) Attack on chauvinism Sheridan Morley A Oklahoma! continues to make its Royal...
Theatre 1
The SpectatorThe Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (Royal Shakespeare Theatre, Stratford) Magical journey Patrick Carnegy T he RSC must have known it was on to a winner when Peter...
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Opera
The SpectatorRussian torment Michael Tanner I was unable to get to the first two nights of the ENO's new Boris Godunov, with the result that the press office was unable, in its turn, to...
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Cinema
The SpectatorThe Mask of Zorro (PG, select cinemas) A surfeit of Dons Mark Steyn M ost of us have a hazy grasp on Zorro, save that he's the gay blade swishing about 19th-century...
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Music
The SpectatorCult figures Robin Holloway T he Barbican Centre has in these more and more exiguous times become a beacon of enterprise and adventure. Nestled between a cycle of endless...
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Gardens
The SpectatorEarthly immortality Ursula Buchan W e came upon the place quite by chance. We were staying in the Lake Dis- trict and had planned to walk up Me11- break, one of the finest of...
Radio
The SpectatorDon't know, don't care Michael Vestey W hen people complain of informa- tion overload I know what they mean, par- ticularly as I have just gone on to the Internet pondering...
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Television
The SpectatorCurrying favour Edward Heathcoat Amory W hen my grandfather, General Sir Archie Nye, was appointed governor of Madras after the war, he left a grey and austere post-war...
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The turf
The SpectatorWorthy winner Robin Oakley n St Malo last weekend for an Anglo- French summit I was reminded, as I watched the end of the loo roll in my hotel bathroom disappear irretrievably...
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High life
The SpectatorProud to be a Bagelite Taki ne more week in the Bagel and then. it's cuckoo clock time. The good news is that, as I write, there's more snow in Gstaad than there was in...
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Country life
The SpectatorHunt-balled out Leanda de Lisle I lay in bed after I came back from the Quorn Tercentenary ball and wrote this column in my head. It was a good column, I think. Unfortunately,...
BRIDGE
The SpectatorBid boldly Andrew Robson TO anyone who claims that women play bridge too timidly, I report the following deal from the final of the 1998 World Championship Women's Teams,...
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The Spectatoro By Jennifer Paterson ADVENT is with us, the joyful anticipation of the birth of the Christ child, so what does 'cool Britain' do to herald this great occasion? It lights up...
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RESTAURANTS AS THEATRE
The SpectatorPUBS NEAR OXFORD THE FIRST job I had was in a pub. I was 14 and nicknamed Morning Glory. My best friend was called Evening Star. The pub was on the Thames, and prided itself on...
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COMPETITION
The SpectatorSorry about that Jaspistos IN COMPETITION NO. 2063 you were invited to imagine that our next Poet Laureate obeys a royal request for a poem apologising for the British...
CHESS
The SpectatorChessmen behaving badly Raymond Keene I PROMISED readers my analysis of what went wrong for the highly favoured British Chess Federation team at the Kalmykia Olympiad. As you...
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No. 2066: Lunar spines
The SpectatorI set this competition nearly 20 years ago and it's time for a repeat. You are invited to write a poem by Dr Spooner. Maximum 12 lines. Entries to 'Competition No. 2066' by...
Solution to 1389: Like lightning
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CROSSWORD
The SpectatorA first prize of £30 and a bottle of Graham's Six Grapes Port for the first correct solution opened on 4 January, with two runners- up prizes of £20 (or, for UK solvers, the...
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SPECTATOR SPORT
The SpectatorSmall change Simon Barnes THERE was one thing my mother hated more than change, a thing awful enough in all conscience. This was a subcategory of change which was to her...
YOUR PROBLEMS SOLVED
The SpectatorQ. I am baffled by certain English customs and hope that you will be able to enlighten me. My husband and I were posted to Lon- don after having lived in Peking, Paris, Jerus-...